It's a big one. This week, Matt and producer Jay have the pleasure of being joined by writer, comedian and actor Asim Chaudhry. Asim talks us through his perfect day out at the football, which includes Nobby Solano's trumpet, a slippery trip to Popworld, and a winning goal from a living legend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Adam Clery, the man who makes football tactics fun, joins Matt and Asad this week to discuss breaking into a French lower-league stadium, the profound joy of watching football on holiday, and what it would be like to meet your favourite Football Manager legend in real life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Football content queen Marva Kreel is MUNDIAL's guest on this week's My Beautiful Game. She talks us through her perfect football match, which features a revamped Wembley Stadium, her beloved Everton, and a delicious Turkish meal with Toffees legend Big Duncan Ferguson. Come on. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

David 'Vuj' Vujanić is the UK and Serbia's greatest cultural export. In this episode, Vuj tells us about his greatest football nice: an imaginary game between Ronaldo's 2002 Brazil and Steven Gerrard's 2005 Liverpool. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joel Golby, the voice of Generation Rent, joins Matt and James to design his perfect day out at the football. He served up a spectacular Ray Parlour story that made us cry with laughter, a couple of quite mad changes to the Emirates, and a long list of things that annoy him about going to the football. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

JJ Bull takes some time out from making up songs about Chris Wood to tell us all about his perfect day out at the football. We're talking crisp lager, the Scottish Messi (not Ryan Gauld), and a post-match celebration for the ages. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices