Happy new year Rats. This week Jake and Fisher are joined by Harry to discuss everything from body modification to who exactly was on that island. Thanks so much for tuning in, the increased support over the last few episodes hasn’t gone unnoticed and we’re excited to continue on into 2024. VIDEO STARTS NEXT WEEK!!! Cohost: Harrison Reese - Instagram: @champagnesocialism_ - Twitter: @DietCoke_Head Follow our Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHEprSNIe5...

Our final episode of 2023! Thanks for your patience hanging in with us this year, we’ve had a blast making the show and can’t wait to take it to the next level in the coming months. This week Jake recounts his life changing trip to Star Wars land, Fisher explores why they hate everything that’s popular, and we create the definitive Kansas City Chiefs Swifty anthem. We’ll be keeping an eye on the mail for our invite to The Grammys. Programing Note: this episode was recorded several weeks...

The Rats strike back. Apologies for the long delay, we’ve been in a protected land war with 2 Bears, 1 Cave for control of the animal podcast market share. This week we’re taking on the burning questions from one of the burning garbage parts of the internet. Strap in for some truly braindead content. Programing Note: this episode was recorded several weeks ago. We will return to a weekly upload schedule and be introducing VIDEO!!! this coming year. :) Follow our Highlights Chann...

We’re back baby, and Fisher is full of ideas on how to improve air travel after her recent flying experience. Jake had a close encounter with a famous ranch related comic, we talk about Channel 5’s return, and admire the creative genius of the man, the myth, the legend, Steven Seagal. Follow our Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHEprSNIe5wY7hYbooVfbCA Mouse out of Wedlock is hosted by Fisher Joyce (@Fisher45Joyce) & Jakeb White. Follow the show on Twitter @Mou...

I hate to say it, but I think Chris Christie would come out on top if the Republican primary selected their candidate WWE style. This week Fisher and Harry are joined by local metal head Zoey to discuss music, the public education system, The Comedy Mothership, and more. Jake is away but will return in glory next week. Follow our Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHEprSNIe5wY7hYbooVfbCA Cohost: Harrison Reese - @chmpainsocialst | champagnesocialism_ Guest: Zoey Za...

Sorry for missing last week's upload, Fisher’s computer committed die and is just now back to working. This week Jake and Fish discuss the ethics of stealing, why museums suck ass, serial killers and much more. Follow our Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHEprSNIe5wY7hYbooVfbCA Mouse out of Wedlock is hosted by Fisher Joyce (@Fisher45Joyce) & Jakeb White. Follow the show on Twitter @MouseOutWed. If you enjoyed your time here, please consider dropping us a Subsc...

If you like State Farm, Jake hates your guts. This week we’re joined by the legend Max Perkins as we discuss Formula 1, Fisher’s hate for useless holidays, and Jake’s desire for a trad wife sex robot. Lot’s of Jesus talk on this one, we actually stop doing bits for a second. Stick around till the end to get caught up on The Leader of the Free World’s sex life. Follow our Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHEprSNIe5wY7hYbooVfbCA Mouse out of Wedlock is hosted by Fish...

This week we’re joined by internet celebrity and known Twitter fiend Crab Smoking a Joint to discuss Lauren Boebert’s hot date at the Beetlejuice musical, the state of Twitter, why the right cares about gender so much. Fisher exposes her absolute lack of knowledge on who celebrities are, Jake gives his top 5 list of ways to die, and Harry talks sewer issues. It’s a banger, get in here. Follow our Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHEprSNIe5wY7hYbooVfbCA Mouse out of...

God dammit, WE FORGOT ABOUT 9/11! This week Jake and Fish are joined by Harry to celebrate our nation's funniest Holiday. Taylor Swift anthems, holograms, classic memes, and a whole lot more, what’s not to like!? All that and; the history of Veggie Tales, a debate about airplane mode, when’s too soon to joke about a tragedy, and a deep dive into the delicate balance between Comedy, Irony, and Absurdism. This episode is pure jet fuel, prepare to have your brain melted. Follow our Highlights Ch...

It’s Jake’s Birthday! Please join us in celebration by gang stalking him. This week it's just Fish and Jake and we’re up to no good. We’ve got hot takes on The Office, Scrabble, Civility in Politics, Gambling and much more. I put an Air Tag on Jake and will be releasing the tracking data soon, stay tuned. Follow our Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHEprSNIe5wY7hYbooVfbCA Mouse out of Wedlock is hosted by Fisher Joyce (@Fisher45Joyce) & Jakeb White. Follow the...

Today we bear witness to one of the greatest “so bad it’s good” movies of all time. In penance for our missing last week's episode Fisher, Jake, and Harry sit through the modern classic Love on a Leash. Join us for a watchalong, link to the film and timestamp for the start of the movie below. It's gonna be a wild ride. :) Love on a Leash: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbtZt1NDyE8&ab_channel=MovieMelt%21Podcast Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 08:21 Movie Start Follow our Highlights Chan...

It’s episode 69 and we didn’t even bring it up, arn’t you proud of us? This week’s episode is partially scripted by the one and only Jake White, please direct any and all complaints to his phone number that he leaked on last week's episode. A warm welcome back to two of our favorite Co Hosts Kat and Harry as we dive into deep philosophical topics like, can you train a raccoon to push buttons like a dog, all time senior pranks, and Trump’s RICO charge in Georgia. It’s a banger, we’re hungover,...

You have to react harder, you fake commie ass grifter. This week we’re back with a fan favorite segment, discussing “React Gate”, debating whether you need to reply to memes, and much more. Laughs are had, grievances are aired. Get in here, it's a fun one. Follow our Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHEprSNIe5wY7hYbooVfbCA Mouse out of Wedlock is hosted by Fisher Joyce (@Fisher45Joyce) & Jakeb White. Follow the show on Twitter @MouseOutWed. If you enjoyed your time h...

Yeah, I could absolutely take a Grizzly in hand to hand combat, not a question. This week Fisher and Jake are joined by Harry to discuss what animals we could kill, the Rudy Giuliani transcripts, rabies, college sports realignment, and much more. Jake only makes 5 puns this episode, a new record! Follow our Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHEprSNIe5wY7hYbooVfbCA Mouse out of Wedlock is hosted by Fisher Joyce (@Fisher45Joyce) & Jakeb White. Follow the show on Twitter...

Why does Hollywood keep making these fish so sexy!? Jake and Fisher are joined by Xander. This week we’re getting down to brass tacks about Mitch dying on live TV, the government hiding aliens, Jason Aldeen’s dog whistle song, and most importantly, WHY ARE THESE FISH SO FUCKING HOT. Follow our Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHEprSNIe5wY7hYbooVfbCA Mouse out of Wedlock is hosted by Fisher Joyce (@Fisher45Joyce) & Jakeb White. Follow the show on Twitter @MouseO...

This week Jake and Fisher are joined by Kat Williams to discuss the ethics and logistics of our very own Rat Casino. We need to get the kids gambling, it’s a wasted opportunity to let this unrealized capital go to waste. We just want to get the youth addicted early, what’s wrong with that? WFT, stop being so fucking judgmental you looser. The children yearn the Rat Casino. Follow our Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHEprSNIe5wY7hYbooVfbCA Mouse out of Wedlock is h...

Strike watch 2023 is heating up! This week we're joined by local legend, actor, and comedian Kyle Romero to discuss the first double strike by WGA and SAG since the 60's. Jake wants more Indiana Jones, Fisher finally gets to talk about football, and Xander finally returns to the podcast to mixed reviews. Follow our Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHEprSNIe5wY7hYbooVfbCA Mouse out of Wedlock is hosted by Fisher Joyce (@Fisher45Joyce) & Jakeb White. Follow the s...

Jake and Xander are trapped somewhere downtown looking for RTX parking, so this week Fisher is joined by longtime collaborator and famous local actor William Magnuson to discuss the further downfall of our great states. Check out Will’s website linked below to check out some of his and former guest Max’s work. https://www.wrongbrother.com/?utm_campaign=2b537031-9c64-446c-b069-b6a163fd2856&utm_source=so&utm_medium=mail&cid=e60feb4e-d687-4873-b5bf-05250c33540d Follow our Hig...

This is a huge bummer of an episode, a real stinker of a podcast, dumpster fire of a recording. But on the upside, a ukulele apology video has hit the internet, we’ve introduced a new segment, and if you’re on YouTube you can see Fisher’s face. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjLtD113YUFn0VSHYd9Tv7Q Follow our Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHEprSNIe5wY7hYbooVfbCA Mouse out of Wedlock is hosted by Fisher Joyce (@Fisher45Joyce) & Jakeb White (@cani...

All aboard the SS OceanGate, this week we reimagine the wreck of the Titan Sub with the least likable protagonists possible… Improvisers. The rest of this week's description is the disclaimer. Lol This content is satire in nature. All comments made on this show are purely satirical, for comedic, entertainment purposes only, and are not meant to be taken literally. Names of individuals mentioned in this content meet the criteria of public figures. Care has been taken to keep any other informat...