Good Evening,

On this very special bonus episode of The Motion Picture Retribution Power Hour, the Evening Brothers are in the same room (car) together talking about Tron: Ares. This is no ordinary Tron movie though. It stars Jared (Damaged forehead tattoo) Leto as Dr. Michael Morbius... I mean Ares, the Master Control for Dillinger's grid. If that sounds a little too nerdy for your taste... well... you clicked on the Tron episode. Not really my fault is it?

Thanks for listening! If you want to reach us, send an email to mprphpodcast@gmail.com

Your Homework continues to be: End of Days (1999)

Good Evening,

This is a special episode, one that will go down in history. The Evening Brothers dissect the Adam Sandler classic film Pixels. But that isn't what makes it so special. This is the first episode since the conception of Find Your Funny that the boys didn't need to rely on the crutch. They never lost their dang funny.

This one's an "Oops All Podcast" kind of jam.

Your Homework: End of Days (1999)

Good Evening,

I want to take this opportunity in front of God and Family to officially apologize for the turn that Find Your Funny (an MPRPH Podcast) and Johnson on the Street (A Find Your Funny Podcast) has taken. We have been made aware of the unfortunate vibe that these two sub-podcasts create within the context of our show, and while that was never the intention, the effect is undeniable. Please know that I, Brother Jon, and my team are hard at work adjusting the format, putting nuts to bolts, and making these funny and good to listen to on literally any level.

Find Your Funny will never go away. But it's time for it to change. Johnson on the Street is going to stay exactly the same, though. Just to be clear.

Your Homework: Pixels (2015)

Good Evening,

You can't tell anyone. Not even your surprisingly normal daughter. But this episode? Is actually a TRAP.

Yeah, you remember the knife-guy from down the street? That sicko you heard about on the news? Well, the feds heard he was going to be listening to this podcast, so they set up a plan to just literally ask anyone who kind of looks like a man if they're the Knife-Guy. Isn't that brilliant?

For anyone who isn't the Knife-Guy (Trademark Pending), thank you so much for listening to the Motion Picture Retribution Power Hour as the Evening Brothers discuss M Night Shyamalan's latest outing: Trap (2024).

If you want to reach us, you can at mprphpodcast@gmail.com (if you send us literally anything, it'll probably make it on the show, we're desperate).

Your Homework: The Net (1995)

Good Evening,

Thank you for spending your hour with the Evening Brothers. This episode, they discuss how hot Jason Statham is, whether or not we would watch a Death Race, and how hot Jason Statham is.

If you would like to reach the Brothers, you can email us at mprphpodcast@gmail.com

I promise you will get on the show.

Good Evening,

You may find yourself thinking "huh, Daredevil? I thought that was a good movie/show/comic/almost-video-game-a-couple-times...". And on that, you'd be correct. However, we aren't here to discuss Daredevil (not for longer than about 30 seconds, anyway). We're certainly not here to discuss Charlie Cox. We're not even here to discuss Ben Affleck. We're here to talk about the exceptionally worse film in every regard: Elektra.

We're also here to discuss the time Brother Jon got into a car that wasn't his mom's.

A lot of ground to cover.

Your Homework: Death Race (2008)

Good Evening,

There are lots of things I could say to make this better, lots of excuses I could make for why this episode is the way that it is. But in this economy, in this political climate, I just don't think there's a whole lot of merit to that. I want to rise above these petty avoidances. We're better than that. And by that I mean we're better than this episode. I'm saying this one kinda sucks butt.

To be fair, so does Scooby-Doo: The Mystery Begins.

But worry not, we will be back in 2-4 business months to bring you our next somewhat mediocre outing!

Your Homework: Elektra (2005)

Good Evening,

This might be controversial, but as a true cinephile, I think I really got this movie. There are themes you couldn't even begin to comprehend unless you listened to the dialogue even a little bit at all. Then you might comprehend it. Because that's about as deep as it gets.

On the plus side, Jon's rip-roaring world famous segment "Red Light Green Light" gets another installment this episode.

Please email us, I'm begging you. mprphpodcast@gmail.com . It's not that hard. I just need to know someone listens to this and we're not just cursing into the void.

Good Evening,

I'll be the one to say what we're all thinking: This is arguably our best episode about the Ballistic Cinematic Universe.

If you have not watched Ballistic: Ecks Vs Sever (2002) you might find yourself wondering what the best viewing experience is. Let me be the first to tell you that watching this bad boy on 1.5 speed is a certified fresh game changer and I'm begging you to watch it under these conditions.

Also please tell people about this show.

Your Homework: Ava (2020)

Good Evening,

I don’t know how you will feel about the following statement, but the value of truth is higher than your current willingness to accept it, so with a heavy heart I must carry on saying it: There exists significantly more romantic tension between the three Evening Brothers than there does between the two leads of this fortnight's film: Anyone But You

With that said, I must also apologize for the length of this particular episode of our good podcast work. Unfortunately the beans were too good on this one to throw out.

Your homework (Lincoln's fault): Ballistic: Ecks Vs Sever (2002)

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Good Evening,

I would like to put it on the official record the Cowboys and Aliens is NOT, as some have claimed, "An Excellent F*cking Film". And while it may not be that, it is... pretty bad.

Yeah it's pretty bad.

Your Homework: Anyone But You (2023)

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Good Evening,

It is on this, the day of days, that I say Happy Halloween to you, one and all!

I'm sorry there's a negative spectral energy on this episode, we're looking into it. My theory is Lincoln is haunted. Who's to say?

Anyway, your homework is still: Cowboys and Aliens

Sincerely, The Raddler

Good Evening,

The Brothers three would like to welcome you to the future of podcasting, nay, the future of friendship. The doors have been blown wide open for Brother Preston's radical kickin' boots and we're never closing them. What am I talking about?

Well I'm glad you've asked. I'm discussing the choice to farm nicknames for each of our beautiful boys, instead of letting them grow naturally. It's time for the nickname revolution, baby!

Signed,

The Deuce

Your Homework: Cowboys and Aliens (2011)

If you want to reach the Brothers, you can at mprphpodcast@gmail.com or you can send us mail by carrier pigeon to the Home Alone house, where we will gladly accept well timed gifts of large spiders or weird tar.

Good Evening,

This episode is a rare one, that being one when us Evening Brothers finished recording and didn't go "well, huh... I guess that was technically an episode of a podcast."

In that spirit, it would mean a whole heck of a lot to us boys if you sent this on over to a friend or family member that you're close enough to that they might listen, but not so close that they'll hold it against you. Think, your uncle Steve, or your old highschool crush. That level of friendship.

Anyway, this week, the Brothers discuss the direct to DVD classic RIPD 2: Rise of the Damned, and it certainly was technically canonically connected to RIPD.

Your Homework: Underworld (2003)

If you want to reach the Brothers, you can at mprphpodcast@gmail.com or you can send us mail by carrier pigeon to the Home Alone house, where we will gladly accept well timed gifts of large spiders or weird tar.

Good Evening,

This fortnight, the Evening Brothers are discussing true cinema, as they do every episode, in the form of R.I.P.D. (Rest in Peace Department) starring Ryan Reynolds and famed doodler/good photographer, actually, Jeff Bridges.

Nothing can prepare you for the anus of souls.

Your homework: R.I.P.D. 2: Rise of the Damned (2022)

Yeah that's right, it's an RIPDDF (Rest In Peace Department Double Feature)

If you want to reach us, send an email to mprphpodcast@gmail.com and we'll almost definitely read it on the show.

Good Evening,

As a result of the incessant monetization of internet content, we have decided to forgo a regular episode description in favor of SEO optimized keyword tags: #CrunchTime2:TimetoTimeCrunch #ShangChiNightClubFightClubFightNights" #Stanley2cci2furiousPresents:ShangChiNighttimeNightClubFightClubFightNights #BabylonADdoesn’tdeservetobecomparedtoChildrenofMen#ChildrenofMendoesn’tdeservetobecomparedtoBabylonAD#Vindicationiscoming #TheHarvestisplentifulbutheworkersarefew #REAPTHEVINYARD

Your homework: R.I.P.D. (2013)

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Good Evening.

This episode, the Evening Brothers discuss the seminal classic Hallmark presentation: Dinotopia (2002) (or possibly "Adventures in Dinotopia", depends who you ask).

They cover the moral, ethical, and scholarly rules of dinosaurs that can sometimes talk but also not really but also yes definitely, among other curious details. But most importantly, the Brothers bond over their mutual hatred of a movie with so many dinosaurs that... doesn't really care about dinosaurs.

Your homework: Babylon A.D. (2008)

Extra Credit: Children of Men (2006)

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Good Evening.

Saddle on up to the bar, grab a stool, and smash it over your friend's head because the Evening Brothers are discussing Roadhouse (1989).

It's gonna get rowdy, it's gonna get weird, and most importantly... it's gonna get Swayze.

Your homework: Dinotopia (2002)

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Good Evening.

Not joking, between recording this episode and Brother Lincoln finishing the edit, I wholly forgot that I had seen this particular film. Just to be clear, that is not a diss on my Brother. It's a diss on either the film or myself, I'll let you take your pick.

The film discussed this episode is "Stealth", directed by Rob Cohen, starring Josh Lucas, Jessica Biel, and Jamie Foxx. And boy howdy is it... actually pretty fun! Problematic as all get-out, but fun!

Your homework: Road House (1989)

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Good evening.

Grab the hand of the person to your left and right. Join together as one large group of Garfield appreciators. Become a family of Lasagnanaires.

This evening, the Brothers discuss the canonical truths of the world of Garfield, John, and sweet sweet little Odie. He's such a good boy.

Your homework: Stealth (2005)

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