Sister Marble and Brandon are arrested during their door-to-door dance scheme. Then, Zach and RJ discuss their upcoming project BONNADOOSE, RJ details his war on bureaucracy, and Zach's grammatical pet peeve leads to a discussion about the invention of punctuation.
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A woman tries out Scissor Woman's new business venture and Clark oversees the installation of the final set of arms. Then, Zach recounts a terrible experience he had with a wedding decorator, RJ discusses his work email characteristics, and they both ruminate on the deteriorating health of Zach's Mom's dogs.
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Tristan and Hagerty field multiple project proposals at their new construction / marketing agency. Then, RJ presents coffee shop data related to his upcoming solo video, and Zach shares some cigarette ordering shorthands.
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Big Red creates a Scissor Woman, Dr. Xavier testifies before Congress, and Sister Marble studies the sex habits of her parents. Then, Zach and RJ discuss their picks for the first (and second) Nobel Prizes in Computer Science.
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To celebrate their wins at the Azooie Awards, Big Red plans the perfect day at Disney World for Beverly, Sister Marble, and the rest of the gang. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the 700th video and the preparations necessary for the big night.
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700th Video: tinyurl.com/700thvideo
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The cast of MOATAIF prepare for the Azooies by finalizing their plus-ones, picking out gowns, and getting vitamin shots. Then, Zach and RJ discuss TV shows, Zach's new rehearsal experiences, and the retirement of legendary local broadcast journalist Cheryl McHenry.
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The Azooies at AustinZach00's 700th Video: COMING SOON!
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Clark, Beverly, Brandon, and Sister Marble struggle to understand the physics of a fly in the car. Then, Zach and RJ discuss places to go to avoid the upcoming dictatorship / World War, how cool it is to have a prominent king, and the best chocolate bars to use as a dildo.
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The Wu-Tang Castration: https://tinyurl.com/castrationwutang
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A select council of MOATAIF cast members work together to complete the cast's one Azooie Awards nomination ballot. Then, Zach presents his 2024 journal data including his favorite books, movies, and TV shows!
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Big Red has a slapstick Christmas as he tries to continue nailing victims. Clark and Beverly reunite for a Goat Island Christmas Vacation. Then, Zach recommends "Here" to RJ and the duo talk about how the Big Momma film inspired their movie watching experiences in 2024.
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Clark interviews the "stars" of 'BIG MOMMA: A Big Daddy Film' on his new podcast. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the upcoming premiere of 'BIG MOMMA: A Big Daddy Film,' their experiences working on and editing it, and the reactions of the first test premiere!
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'BIG MOMMA: A Big Daddy Film': December 7, 2024
Beverly & Belinda visit a pawn shop to earn fast cash on their Lesbian Wild Hogs trip to Sturgis. Then, Zach and RJ discuss their experiences working on the Big Momma film and honor disgraced / deceased director Morgan Spurlock.
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Clark has a hard time getting Sister Corissa included by Beverly and Belinda. Then, Zach and RJ discuss their day of location scouting for 'Big Momma: A Big Daddy Film.'
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Six months later, things have changed drastically -- Beverly & Belinda are thick as thieves and Clark decides to shake up their throuple. Then, Zach and RJ select the 8 human survivors of the apocalypse by completing a corporate training exercise.
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MOATAIF on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3nDwCBL
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An explosion at a pro-Sex Gremlin concert leaves Tristan and Hagerty's relationship in tatters. Then, Zach and RJ review Donny McCaslin's experimental jazz fusion album "I Want More" in the next installment of RECIDS on MOATAIF.
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RECIDS Playlist: https:bit.ly/3yEozZr
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The Nailer ups the ante with a public, Criss Angel 'Mindfreak'-type stunt in the center of New Springfield. Then, Zach and RJ read and discuss the final first draft of the 'Big Momma: A Big Daddy Movie' project; coming soon to the MOATAIF YouTube channel.
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'Big Daddy: Ridin' Dirty' Playlist - https://tinyurl.com/56me2mxj
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As The Nailer's death toll increases, Spinray enacts a sewer-wide curfew. Then, Zach and RJ do a speed round notes-clearing discussion amidst technical difficulties: who gets honored, which finger do you start counting with, and why did Zach's grandma care so much that he called her brother autistic?
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Sister No Makes her debut as "The Nailer" sending shockwaves thru humans and Sex Gremlins alike. Then, Zach and RJ discuss Rumble Racing, ponder where the train conductor lives, and analyze the phenomenon of multiple false cabeese.
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Clark & Beverly have an unexpected dinner guest as Sister No crafts another public hate-crime for Spinray. Then, Zach and RJ discuss their 2024 resolutions before Zach gives his annual journal data presentation for 2023 -- including Zach's favorite books, movies, and TV shows consumed in 2023.
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Hagerty, Tristan, Marble, and Brandon all prepare for Clark & Beverly's annual Christmas party. Then, Zach, RJ, and Bri discuss their Christmas plans for 2024, the logistics of waking up at every possible time of the day, and the horniness of menstruation.
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Hagerty steps up for Sex Gremlin-kind when Sister No devises a plan to stage a hate crime. Then, Zach and RJ discuss President Carter's physical appearance, Zach's recent 'Night at the Museum' binge, and RJ's spicy connection with a former coworker.
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'Worst Video Ever': https://tinyurl.com/345d9zjp
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