Wherein we discuss the serial television adaptation of Diana Gabaldon's serial non-television adaptation of a story she made up. The takes are spicy and the haggis is stinky as we dive straight into the hot-button issues of this steamy Scottish por- oops, I mean...romance.

Siblings. Toys. School. We discuss the roller coaster of life that got us to where we are. The specifics are unique to us but the awkward innocence of childhood is, we hope, more universal.

Wherein we discuss the blessings our parents bestowed upon us via various flavors of white middle class entertainment.

Wherein we (poorly) discuss boat propellers and (quite expertly if we do say so ourselves) discuss print-to-screen adaptations.

Wherein we reminisce about some good old days with some pizza pies. And wine. And some charcuterie.

More critical issues facing the youth of America: what makes an artist? What superpowers are best? What is the best way to hydrate after a marathon?

We talk about the essential issues facing the modern citizen: which tacos are best? How do I fit my socks into my overnight bag?

We discuss hot-button issues such as driving, pasta shapes, tortilla chips, steak doneness, and artisanal dressings.

In which we discuss how little we know about podcasting.