Carlito wants to jump, he plays part of JagTV’s sex tape, lights some fireworks in his bathroom, Big Ethan calls in, Carlito orders a plain pizza, Carlito’s car makes fart noises, there’s a horrible buzzing sound throughout this entire episode, Carlito shops at Lowes, and just wants to watch TV and play video games. The opening tune is by Dom The Bomb.

It’s a Christmas miracle, the 2015 Christmas Eve special with Carlito, Brad, Milkman, Mistress Morgan, Dwight, and more has finally been released! The opening song is by Dom The Bomb. Carlito calls the Norad Santa Tracker line a bunch of times, everyone is extremely racist for a full 30 minutes, there’s a lot of fantasy football league drama, Planet Fitness customers, Howard yells at Carlito,  pedialyte cures hangovers, we find some lost quadcopter drones, Brad pusses out and goes to sleep, Carlito gets a lady to flip some switches faster and faster.

It’s a July 4th celebration, complete with fireworks throughout the show. Dwight cohosts and they’re occasionally joined by Dom the Bomb. Carlito calls firework stands, Dwight puts fireworks in his microwave, they talk about the upcoming Chicago prank call meetup venue, Carlito turns into a real asshole when he finds a walkie talkie in public, Jack Helliquinn calls in and they talk about the meetup, Van Voodoo has a hernia and makes music. This episode has been sponsored by Medalla Light. To honor the great and late Carlito, crack open a Medalla Light tonight, while you watch the 1976 cinematic masterpiece known as Tunnel Vision.

Here’s a Carlito show from June of 2019. In this episode, Wasted Memory calls in and talks about banging shopping carts together, Dom The Bomb calls in and sticks around until the end, Carlito does a telephone drop test, Dwight reports in from the bathroom, a Breastaurant is called, Carlito tells hotels about his large dangerous snake if you know what I mean, Carlito is not a fan of Matt Hillock’s poop posts on Facebook, updates about the upcoming prank call meetup in Chicago, updates about Homer, Matt and Dwight work out their differences, Carlito gets trapped in an elevator and then reviews the Chernobyl miniseries. The audio on this one was kind of maxed out and distorted. I brought it down a little, but you’ll definitely hear some bad audio in this one, especially in the phone calls. I left some old calls in the middle of the show. I bet he used to take those out, but screw it because they were funny. I also left in some of Carlito’s opening bits in this show. It’s the stuff that he would usually delete out of the podcast feed, but for those of us listening live, he often played a bunch of music and clips before shows. I’m keeping it there so you can have a taste of the entire live listening experience, though I did chop a lot of the music up so I don’t get sued by the RIAA. Edited and uploaded by RBCP. RIP, Carlito!

In today’s show, Carlito tries to find clean pee for his drug test, he drinks some hand sanitizer, Dom The Bomb calls in, T Falcon wants to know the origin of asshole, it’s baylo again, RBCP calls about the TV, David King is defriending everyone, Carlito attempts to blow up some Diet Coke at people. This show was edited and posted by RBCP, using Carlito’s “instant show reel” recording that he provided to supporters via Dropbox. This site is now managed by me, RBCP. I rarely listened to Carlito’s podcast feed because I tried to always be around for his live shows. Therefore, I don’t know exactly what his style of editing was. Mostly I’ll just be cutting out long pauses, phones ringing, and some of the music. If I’m doing anything wrong, please yell at me. RIP, Carlito!

In this show, Carlito calls complainers, Legend chats about the weather, Dirty Aaron calls in to talk about falafels, JagTV is stroking it, Carlito gets in a few car accidents, a caller is worried that the prank call meetup is a joke, you can now find Madhouse Live on Spotify, Dwight and Carlito go to a movie together after the show. This show was edited and posted by RBCP, using Carlito’s “instant show reel” recording that he provided to supporters via Dropbox. This site is now managed by me, RBCP. I rarely listened to Carlito’s podcast feed because I tried to always be around for his live shows. Therefore, I don’t know exactly what his style of editing was. Mostly I’ll just be cutting out long pauses, phones ringing, and some of the music. If I’m doing anything wrong, please yell at me. RIP, Carlito!

In this episode, Buffalo Bill liked big girls, Matt and Zax are back, Carlito got a new phone, wireless charging is slow as fuck, oh crud Carlito just said he’s going to edit all of this out of the podcast and I didn’t edit any of it out. I’m sorry, though, I like when he rambles. I’m going to name this show Honey Labia even though I’m not sure if he meant that the other show he was editing should be called that or this current show, calls come in from Catastrophe and Dwight and Wasted Memory, Carlito loves not talking to people at McDonalds, Green B gives us a gyro update, Dwight discusses the upcoming Chicago meetup, Dwight gives the show an explosive ending, Homer is doing great. This show was edited and posted by RBCP, using Carlito’s “instant show reel” recording that he provided to supporters via Dropbox. This is the very first show that hasn’t been posted to the Madhouse podcast feed. After this show it looks like there are about 19 more of them left to edit and post. I will try to post all of them over the coming year or two. This site is now managed by me, RBCP. I rarely listened to Carlito’s podcast feed because I tried to always be around for his live shows. Therefore, I don’t know exactly what his style of editing was. Mostly I’ll just be cutting out long pauses, phones ringing, and some of the music. If I’m doing anything wrong, please yell at me. RIP, Carlito! Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store!  Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation!  Check out Prank Calls of the Week on YouTube – youtube.com/madhouseradio

This is our episode from May 24h, 2019. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store!  Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation!  Check out Prank Calls of the Week on YouTube – youtube.com/madhouseradio Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store!  Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation!  Check out Prank Calls of the Week on YouTube – youtube.com/madhouseradio

This is our episode from May 18th, 2019. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store!  Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation!  Check out Prank Calls of the Week on YouTube – youtube.com/madhouseradio Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store!  Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation!  Check out Prank Calls of the Week on YouTube – youtube.com/madhouseradio

  This is our episode from April 27th, 2019. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store!  Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation!  Check out Prank Calls of the Week on YouTube – youtube.com/madhouseradio Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store!  Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation!  Check out Prank Calls of the Week on YouTube – youtube.com/madhouseradio

  Carlito is looking for a new bed that won’t squeak while he’s porking his wife. Calling the hotel front desks and asking for ashtrays for our 420 marijuana smoking parties. Reporting the Matt Hillock Drug House. Carlito needs to pee in the pool but they are all closed. Offending Zappo’s customer service. An Indian woman yells WHAT . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store!  Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation!  Check out Prank Calls of the Week on YouTube – youtube.com/madhouseradio

Stop & Shop employees are on strike, Carlito is getting into confrontations with them. Calling hotels drilling holes in the wall, shitting in the toilet and smoking with Dwight McClanahan. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store!  Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation!  Check out Prank Calls of the Week on YouTube – youtube.com/madhouseradio

The kid at Panera Bread has some interesting medical advice. Carlito makes the girl at Waffle House lose her composure. Indian guy tells Carlito to hold his tongue when talking to him. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store!  Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation!  Check out Prank Calls of the Week on YouTube – youtube.com/madhouseradio

Stealing shoes from Walmart. China is dirty. Carlito and Homer walk out of PetSmart without paying for his beef pizzle. A guy doesn’t appreciate Carlito calling his wife “Honey Labia”. Engineering is being sent to the hotel room regarding sheets in the toilet again. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store!  Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation!  Check out Prank Calls of the Week on YouTube – youtube.com/madhouseradio

Ordering two plain pizzas and 2 cheese pizzas and talking labia with the big pizza guy. Turning the light off on a guy in the Target bathroom making a lot of pooping noises. Carlito ends the show with chest pains. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store!  Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation!  Check out Prank Calls of the Week on YouTube – youtube.com/madhouseradio

Cross is having trouble working the smart toilet in his hotel room. Carlito accuses a dentist of unbuttoning his pants. How much will it cost to pay a Taekwondo master to let us kick his ass in front of our children to earn their respect? Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store!  Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation!  Check out Prank Calls of the Week on YouTube – youtube.com/madhouseradio

Carlito is calling from the bathroom to find what he needs to do. Cross leaves his glucometer in the Barnes & Noble men’s room and a big bruhaha develops involving glory holes and trespassing warrants. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the new Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store!  Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation!  Check out Prank Calls of the Week on YouTube – youtube.com/madhouseradio

Carlito is joined by Big Dwight McLanahan. We try to play audio of last week’s Indian cursing tirade to other Indian restaurants with mixed results. Carlito is calling from the Main Machine in town writing up the girls at Target in his report. Transportation is lying about the F word. Dave King joins to explain his insane conspiracy woo-woo. Dwight is calling off sick from jobs he doesn’t have. Salads with icing. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the new Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store!  Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation!  Check out Prank Calls of the Week on YouTube – youtube.com/madhouseradio

Carlito has found the best slacks in the United States at Target, he just need a few more inches for his bunghole. Planting sod in the basement for the cat to enjoy. Australian Chinese food is really boring and the restauraunt workers talk funny. Generic Viagra for sale from dirty India. Carlito freaks a lady out when he cons her into admitting she is going out of town for a few days leaving her home unattended. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the new Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store!  Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation!  Check out Prank Calls of the Week on YouTube – youtube.com/madhouseradio

It’s stupid Pranksgiving! Jin Stewart joins for some calls to motel rooms. Carlito is calling for labia jewelry and getting some good responses. Harassing the Overeaters Anonymous conference line again. Waking up UK wankers for water tests. Insulting the clerks at JCPenney. Calling up the slow thinking momos in Guam. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the new Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store!  Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation!  Check out Prank Calls of the Week on YouTube – youtube.com/madhouseradio