In this episode of Lunchtime Movie Critics, we lace up our skates and take a deep dive into Miracle (2004), the film that turns Cold War tensions into the most rousing sports montage of all time. Starring Kurt Russell’s aggressively Minnesotan accent as Coach Herb Brooks, this Disney-fied underdog story tells the true tale of the 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team—the scrappy college kids who took down the invincible Soviet Union and made Al Michaels’ voice immortal.

Join us as we dissect Russell’s grizzled motivational speeches, debate whether hockey hair peaked in the ‘80s, and revel in the fist-pumping glory of one of the greatest sports movie climaxes ever filmed. Is Miracle the ultimate underdog story, or just another by-the-numbers sports flick with an overuse of slow-motion? Find out as we slapshot our way through this one—do you believe in podcasts?!

Ah, A Real Pain – the 2025 cinematic concoction from Jesse Eisenberg, where Holocaust tourism and buddy comedy meet in the most awkward way possible. Featuring Eisenberg as the neurotic Daniel and Kieran Culkin as the human wrecking ball Benji, the film is a chaotic blend of grief, humor, and earnest introspection. It’s as if someone thought, “Let’s make a poignant movie about trauma, but also sprinkle in some knock-knock jokes at a funeral.” The result? A messy, uneven, but oddly compelling hot mess that dares you to cringe, laugh, and maybe even tear up.

In this episode of Lunchtime Movie Critics, we dive into the mayhem that is Deadpool vs. Wolverine (2024). Claws clash with quips as Hugh Jackman’s grumpy Wolverine and Ryan Reynolds’ irreverent Deadpool face off in a showdown for the ages. From hilarious banter to over-the-top action sequences and an unexpectedly heartfelt bromance, this movie delivers chaos, comedy, and a few existential crises. Plus, we talk about Charlize Theron’s icy villain, "Mortem’s Menagerie," and why Deadpool singing is the best thing you didn’t know you needed. Tune in for laughs, snark, and a solid 10/10 severed limbs rating! 🦸‍♂️🔪

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In this episode of Lunchtime Movie Critics, we venture into the stark, eerie landscapes of Duncan Jones’ sci-fi masterpiece Moon (2009). Join us as we dissect Sam Rockwell’s stunning performance(s), unpack the film’s themes of identity and isolation, and critique the corporate greed that fuels its chilling narrative. Whether you’re here for the mind-bending twists or the existential crises, this episode has something for every movie lover. Spoiler warning: It’s a lunar deep dive you won’t forget!

In this laugh-filled episode of Lunchtime Movie Critics, we take on the zany superhero spoof Avengers of Justice: Farce Wars (2008). Packed with over-the-top parody, questionable special effects, and enough puns to make your head spin, this film hilariously blends pop culture references and slapstick comedy into a chaotic ride through the superhero genre.

Join us as we dissect the absurd plot, outrageous characters like Superbat and Beaverine, and whether the movie’s humor lands or misses the mark. Is it a clever send-up of superhero tropes, or just a low-budget farce that overstays its welcome? We’ve got opinions, jokes, and more references than you can shake a lightsaber at.

Grab your cape and tune in for this superhero smackdown of an episode!

Keywords: Avengers of Justice, superhero parody, movie review, comedy, Lunchtime Movie Critics, spoof films.

In this episode of Lunchtime Movie Critics, we dive into the hilarious, over-the-top world of Bedazzled (2000). Join us as we revisit Brendan Fraser's wildly entertaining performance as a hapless everyman who trades his soul for seven wishes, only to find out the Devil (Elizabeth Hurley) doesn't play fair. From Fraser's ridiculous character transformations to Hurley's iconic and devilishly stylish portrayal, we break down what makes this remake a sinful delight.

Does Bedazzled hold up as a comedy classic? Or is it another cautionary tale about making deals with the Devil? Tune in for witty banter, sharp insights, and a few unexpected lessons about the price of wishing for more. Whether you're a die-hard Fraser fan or just discovering this cult favorite, you'll find plenty to love (and laugh about) in this episode!

Keywords: Brendan Fraser, Elizabeth Hurley, Harold Ramis, Bedazzled, comedy movie review, Faustian bargains, Lunchtime Movie Critics.

In this out-of-this-world episode of Lunchtime Movie Critics, we take a nostalgic dive into the 1984 sci-fi cult classic The Last Starfighter. What happens when a teenager’s arcade gaming skills make him the galaxy’s last hope against an alien armada? Spoiler: hilarity, cheesy special effects, and heartwarming moments ensue.

Join us as we break down Alex Rogan’s journey from trailer park dreamer to intergalactic hero, analyze the memorable characters like the charming Centauri and lovable Grig, and laugh at the delightfully over-the-top villainy of Xur. We’ll also chat about the film’s groundbreaking CGI and why this movie remains a beloved time capsule of 80s pop culture.

Whether you’re a fan of retro sci-fi or just love a good underdog story, this episode is sure to beam you up into the Starfighter universe. Ready your joysticks, it’s game on!

Keywords: The Last Starfighter, 80s sci-fi, arcade games, movie review, cult classics, Lunchtime Movie Critics.

In this festive episode of Lunchtime Movie Critics, we dive headfirst into the wild holiday action-comedy Red One! Starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Chris Evans, and a brawny J.K. Simmons as Santa Claus, this film flips the Christmas genre on its head with globetrotting adventures, over-the-top action sequences, and enough holiday spirit to deck your halls.

We discuss the bonkers plot, standout performances, and whether Red One successfully balances its high-octane antics with heartfelt holiday themes. Is this the ultimate Christmas action flick, or just another lump of coal in the stocking? Tune in as we unwrap every explosive moment with our signature blend of wit, banter, and hot takes. Grab your eggnog and settle in, this episode is one sleigh ride you won't want to miss!

Keywords: Red One, Dwayne Johnson, Chris Evans, J.K. Simmons, Christmas movies, holiday action-comedy, movie review, Lunchtime Movie Critics.

In this episode of "Lunchtime Movie Critics," we're rolling back the clock to 1991 to revisit "Career Opportunities." Written by John Hughes and directed by Bryan Gordon, this film takes us inside a deserted Target store for an overnight adventure with Jim Dodge, played by Frank Whaley, and Josie McClellan, portrayed by Jennifer Connelly. As the night unfolds, Jim, a dreamer stuck in a small town, and Josie, a runaway heiress, discover more about themselves and each other than they ever expected. Join us as we explore the blend of romantic comedy and light drama that "Career Opportunities" offers, discussing the performances, the memorable scenes, and how this film captures the essence of early '90s youth culture. Tune in to uncover why "Career Opportunities" is more than just a night in a department store—it's a journey of self-discovery and unexpected love.

In this episode of "Lunchtime Movie Critics," we're heading out into nature with the 1988 comedy "The Great Outdoors." Directed by Howard Deutch and written by John Hughes, this film features an unforgettable clash of personalities between family man Chet Ripley, played by John Candy, and his slick brother-in-law Roman Craig, portrayed by Dan Aykroyd. As their families collide during a vacation in the Wisconsin wilderness, hilarity ensues with bear encounters, waterskiing disasters, and raccoon invasions. Join us as we explore how "The Great Outdoors" blends slapstick comedy with heartfelt moments, examining the dynamics of family relationships and the escapades that bring them closer together. Tune in to see why this comedy remains a beloved family classic that captures the chaos and joy of family vacations in nature.

In this episode of "Lunchtime Movie Critics," we delve into the 1987 cult classic "Cherry 2000." Directed by Steve De Jarnatt, this film paints a dystopian future where human relationships and emotions are commodified through lifelike robots. Join us as we explore the story of Sam Treadwell, who embarks on a perilous journey through a post-apocalyptic wasteland to replace his malfunctioning robot companion, Cherry. Alongside tough-as-nails tracker E. Johnson, played by Melanie Griffith, Sam's quest raises profound questions about love, technology, and human connection. Tune in as we unpack the film's unique blend of action, romance, and sci-fi, examining its commentary on societal trends and its legacy in the realm of cult cinema.

In this episode of "Lunchtime Movie Critics," we dive into the zany world of "Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle," a 1999 parody that takes a thumb-nail sized jab at the beloved "Star Wars" saga. Created by Steve Oedekerk, this short film uses thumbs with superimposed human faces to recreate and mock the iconic scenes and characters of the "Star Wars" universe. We'll explore the humorous and often absurd ways "Thumb Wars" pokes fun at the classic sci-fi tale, from its unique thumb puppetry to the clever dialogue that twists the original lines into comedic gold. Join us as we discuss how "Thumb Wars" cleverly satirizes the epic space opera, the impact of its visual gags and pun-laden humor, and why this quirky spoof has garnered a cult following. Tune in to discover how "Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle" stands out as a testament to the creative, albeit silly, possibilities of parody in cinema.

In this episode of "Lunchtime Movie Critics," we're packing our bags and jetting off to the romantic landscapes of France with the 1995 rom-com "French Kiss." Directed by Lawrence Kasdan and starring Meg Ryan and Kevin Kline, this film serves up a delightful mix of romance, humor, and picturesque scenery. Join us as we delve into the charming yet chaotic story of Kate (Meg Ryan), a woman who flies to France to win back her fiancé but ends up on an unexpected adventure with a mischievous Frenchman named Luc (Kevin Kline). As we explore their evolving relationship, we'll discuss how "French Kiss" uses classic romantic comedy tropes combined with the beautiful backdrop of France to explore themes of love, personal transformation, and cultural clash. Tune in as we dissect the performances that bring these characters to life, the comedic timing that punctuates their journey, and why "French Kiss" continues to be a beloved film for rom-com enthusiasts around the globe.

In this episode of "Lunchtime Movie Critics," we take a deep dive into the 1992 tech-thriller "Sneakers," a film that cleverly blends elements of espionage with sharp humor and engaging drama. Directed by Phil Alden Robinson and featuring an all-star cast including Robert Redford, Dan Aykroyd, Ben Kingsley, and Sidney Poitier, "Sneakers" is much more than your typical spy movie. We'll explore the intriguing plot that centers around a team of security experts caught up in a complex web of deception involving a powerful decryption device. As we analyze the ensemble cast's dynamic performances and their characters' quirky interactions, we’ll also uncover how "Sneakers" was ahead of its time, addressing themes of surveillance, privacy, and information warfare long before they became global concerns. Join us as we decrypt the lasting impact of "Sneakers" on the genre and why this film remains a beloved classic in the realm of spy thrillers.

In this episode of "Lunchtime Movie Critics," we explore Kevin Smith's 1999 film "Dogma," a provocative and humor-laden take on religion, belief, and divine intervention. Join us as we navigate through the film's intricate plot, where two fallen angels devise a plan to re-enter Heaven, threatening the very existence of the universe. We'll dissect the characters, from the skeptic protagonist Bethany to the scene-stealing Metatron, played by Alan Rickman, and delve into the dynamic performances that bring this celestial comedy to life. Alongside our analysis, we discuss the film's themes of faith and free will, its bold commentary on religious dogma, and the unique blend of satire and sincerity that makes "Dogma" both controversial and beloved. Tune in as we take a playful yet insightful dive into the holy chaos of "Dogma," examining how it challenges viewers while delivering a dose of divine comedy.

In this episode of "Lunchtime Movie Critics," we delve into the controversial and notoriously divisive "Movie 43," released in 2013. Known for its unique structure as an anthology of short comedy films, "Movie 43" features an ensemble cast of Hollywood stars in various outrageous and often shocking scenarios. Directed by a collective of filmmakers, including Peter Farrelly, this film has been both criticized and celebrated for its extreme humor and unconventional narrative approach. We'll examine the segments that make up "Movie 43," discuss the performances of its all-star cast, and explore why this film has been labeled one of the most hated and misunderstood movies in recent memory. Join us as we try to unpack the madness and the method behind "Movie 43," a film that defies easy categorization and elicits strong reactions from every corner of the cinema world.

In this episode of "Lunchtime Movie Critics," we lace up our bowling shoes and dive into the 1996 sports comedy "Kingpin." Directed by the Farrelly brothers and starring Woody Harrelson, Randy Quaid, and Bill Murray, this film mixes outrageous humor with a touching story of redemption and resilience. We'll explore the quirky characters, memorable performances, and the underdog narrative that make "Kingpin" a standout cult classic in the sports comedy genre. Join us as we discuss how the film balances crude gags with heartfelt moments, and why it continues to resonate with audiences years after its release. Whether you're a fan of bowling, comedies, or just great cinema, this episode is right up your alley!

In this episode, we're dissecting the 1997 action thriller "Face/Off," directed by John Woo and starring John Travolta and Nicolas Cage. This film takes us on a high-octane ride through a story of identity swap, revenge, and redemption, as FBI agent Sean Archer (Travolta) and terrorist Castor Troy (Cage) undergo an experimental face transplant surgery, switching identities. We delve into the unique plot twists, the intense performances of Travolta and Cage, and the stylistic direction of John Woo, known for his balletic violence and slow-motion action sequences. Join us as we explore how "Face/Off" blends elements of sci-fi with psychological drama and relentless action, making it a standout film of the late '90s. Whether you're a fan of groundbreaking action or intricate character studies, this episode will offer a fresh look at the film’s innovative concept and its impact on the genre.

In this episode, we dive into the wildly absurd world of "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist," a film that flips the traditional martial arts genre on its head. Directed by and starring Steve Oedekerk, this 2002 comedy uses a unique blend of old footage and new scenes to create a parody that's as bizarre as it is hilarious. We'll explore how the film mocks the tropes of 1970s kung fu movies with its deliberately poor dubbing, over-the-top characters, and ludicrous plot twists. Join us as we discuss the film's comedic approach, its polarizing reception, and why "Kung Pow" has earned a cult following for its unapologetic dive into cinematic silliness. Whether you’re a fan of martial arts movies, parodies, or just love a good laugh, this episode promises a fun and insightful look at a film that dares to be different.

In this podcast episode, we delve into the intriguing parallels and differences between two John Cusack films: "Grosse Pointe Blank" (1997) and "War, Inc." (2008). Both films feature Cusack as a hitman embroiled in personal and professional crises, blending dark comedy with action and elements of romance. We explore how "Grosse Pointe Blank" presents a hitman returning to his high school reunion, grappling with past relationships and moral dilemmas in a suburban setting, while "War, Inc." portrays a more cynical view of a hitman operating in a corporate-run war zone, satirizing political and corporate greed. Join us as we dissect how each film addresses themes of identity and morality, compare their humor and narrative styles, and discuss their cultural impacts and critical receptions. This episode offers a deep dive into how similar premises are treated in markedly different ways in two distinct cinematic periods.