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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Luke and Pete
168 episodes
1 day ago
Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!
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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!
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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
UK TOUR: From the Living Room to the Road | EP164 Luke & Pete Live

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

Don’t miss it!

On this weeks episode the boys talk about a Mormon tradition called “jump humping” and Luke talks of a little kid that walked around with a G*n over his shoulder, Pete gets confused which causes them both to lose control with laughter. This along with tour details and other stories you don’t want to miss. 



0:00 Uk tour ON SALE NOW!

7:21 Funny Misogyny comment 

10:00 Pete gets songs mixed up 

15:11 Jump Humping/ Soaking 

22:05 Virtue signalling 

26:02 Police documentary 

30:41 Luke’s tale of the road days: kid who use to carry a G*n

34:58 Back to documentary 

37:56 Pete got in trouble for mentioning menopause

41:00 Pete and his interesting facts 

42:43 undercover police office gets target pregnant 

44:44 bogey man is black in Germany 

46:58 Pete gets into fight with woman while steering a boat 

53:19 True story: stray cat with toothache went to a dentists house by himself 

59:37 Man kills high school bully 50 years later 


Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


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6 days ago
1 hour 6 minutes 47 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Tim Westwood: Are all men with power dangerous? | Ep163 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet


On this weeks episode the boys find out that Tim Westwoods allegation go back to before they were born. Lenny Henry is asking for reparations and pete lets Luke know about Lenny’s past. And they talk about (CNC) consent to no consent and safe words in the bedroom this and much more.



To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete






0:00 intro 

2:31 Will smiths daughter and parenting 

4:39 Pete snitches on Luke’s son 

9:43 Lenny Henry wants 18 trillion 

13:14 crocodile Dundee 

14:54 Pete is same age as Homer Simpson 

17:21 back to Lenny Henry

20:49 Dreams, Day dream and being a hero 

28:15 Pete’s son is nothing like him 

33:27 Tim Westwood charged 

37:14 CNC (consent, not consent 

39:23 can’t spell words 

41:47 back to CNC

43:45 back to Tim Westwood 

46:30 Luke mum tells him an interesting story involving a bomb 

51:14 Instagram showing more violence 

54:48 Have you ever hallucinated?

58:02 Selena Gomez didn’t invite kidney donor to wedding 

1:08:03 Marrying your cousin 



Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

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1 week ago
1 hour 15 minutes 26 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Victoria Everest: “I made the fake allegation because I wanted to hurt him” | EP162 Luke & Pete


The boys react to the woman who was caught on video admitting she made fake sexual assault allegations and on a lighter note the teacher with Tourette’s and they boys play a game called Tilt N Shout with hilarious consequences. 



To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete



0:00 intro 

6:43 How we handle racism 

12:33 Teacher with Tourettes 

20:10 Don’t get angry because i don’t understand things 

21:14 How would your life change if you couldn’t lie?

24:27 If we couldn’t hide our thoughts 

30:28 The public forget to quick 

32:30 Ai has gone too far already 

33:32 Victoria Everest caught making fake allegations 

49:00 The death penalty (make prison worse)

55:23 Kids need a slap nowadays 

1:04:11 Tilt N Shout game 



Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

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2 weeks ago
1 hour 22 minutes 52 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Are Cheating men more ATTRACTIVE than good guys? | EP161 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet


On this weeks episode the boys talk about Cardi B having terrible taste in men and why do women go for the bad boys. They also find out that Barbie has a down syndrome version, they read the reviews and finally they have a deep question about an elevator that stops at different floors with different outcomes on the world what will the boys choose?



To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete



0:00 Intro and Crazy people 

5:03 Luke stopped by the police again

10:53 Come to the LIVE SHOW 

14:36 When you can’t choose a good man 

20:40 Can’t dress like a tramp anymore 

23:04 having patience with special need children 

26:37 Am I developing Tourette’s?

28:20 Petes friends gets humiliated at a live show 

34:15 Insecure men are the problem 

38:46 Entitled women

43:43 Another disagreement with a Sheetster 

44:40 Royal family & Donald Trump 

45:54 Down syndrome Barbie 

53:00 This elevator only stops at one floor, which one are you choosing?

1:28:05 support your boys 



Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig



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3 weeks ago
1 hour 31 minutes 23 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Is the WORLD getting more RACIST? | EP160 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode they boys talk old school pop songs, if all women left the earth and the death of Charlie Kirk. Is the world getting more racist?


To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete



0:00 The Luke & Pete Tour 

2:29 Paying for a Meet & Greet picture 

5:09 Old School Pop music 

11:52 spice girls 

19:12 racist symbols 

26:13 irrational fears

30:07 weird words 

35:10 would you accept this from your wife?

36:08 bitting your bottom lip means business 

41:42 certain women are more promiscuous than others

45:00 Men trying it on 

47:09 if all women left earth 

50:02 Porn is teaching us 

54:26 when your partner gets insecure 

57:43 Charlie Kirk death 

1:11:46 dilemma 

1:32:15 74 for years in prison by mistake 


Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig



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1 month ago
1 hour 38 minutes 38 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Special Guest: Charlene Douglas from Married at First Sight UK | EP159 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys have the very first guest Charlene Douglas from Married at first sight UK who’s is a sex a relationship expert. The boys have many questions as you can imagine and they don’t hold back.


To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete




Charlene Douglas is one of UK's Leading Intimacy and Relationships Experts and Motivational Speaker.


link to books - https://www.theintimacycoachuk.com/comecloser 

link to services - https://calendly.com/theintimacycoach

Website - www.theintimacycoachuk.com

Instagram - www.instagram.com/charlenedouglasofficial

Facebook - www.facebook.com/theintimacycoachuk

Twitter - www.twitter.com/intimacy_coach1




She currently features on E4's Married at First Sight UK and Channel 4's award winning series Jon and Lucy's Odd Couples.


Charlene’s warm and engaging communication style captures every member of her audience, as they hang off her every word. Charlene Douglas is a powerful and passionate speaker with a strong presence and a unique style both on our TV screens and in real life.


She is particularly passionate about speaking at corporate events to small or large audiences on a wide range of topics to include ‘Managing Diversity in the Workplace’, ‘How to Foster Healthy Relationships’, ‘Managing Stress and Anxiety’, ‘Navigating the Complexities of Relationships’, ‘Confidence-Building’, ‘Setting Boundaries in your Work and Relationships’, ‘Communicating with Impact’ and many more powerful topics.


Whether Charlene is speaking to audiences on TV/Radio or newspaper/magazine articles, when Charlene speaks people listen.


Website - www.theintimacycoachuk.com

Instagram - www.instagram.com/charlenedouglasofficial

Facebook - www.facebook.com/theintimacycoachuk

Twitter - www.twitter.com/intimacy_coach1


Charlene’s Sanctuary WhatsApp group - https://chat.whatsapp.com/BUS9s9w99bU5vnbbguhlJ2?mode=ems_share_t



0:00 Intro to our first ever guest

2:11 Pete’s mainstream dreams 

2:51 Sexual dysfunction 

6:52 Other ways to please a woman

8:44 How does black culture affect your sex life?

13:13 there is no script 

17:28 “I think Pete plays with himself too much”

37:06 What is sex addiction?

41:48 Is it wrong to want more than one woman?

59:22 Premature ejaculation 

1:04:18 Does size matter?

1:12:07 There is no normal 

1:16:13 Other dysfunctions?

1:20:47 Gender roles and sex

1:23:52 “is there something wrong with me because…”

1:29:19 intimacy tasks for Luke and Pete

1:31:42 sexual language 

1:38:01 The @nal section 

1:43:52 How explore with new partner (sex quiz cards)

1:49:28 where can the viewers find Charlene?



Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig



 

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1 month ago
1 hour 55 minutes 57 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Are Luke & Pete misogynistic? | EP158 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete have been accused of hating women is this a fair comment? Well they have taken it to heart. And they discuss why will smith is so hated. And so much more.

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


0:00 intro 

1:09 Pete is moving into a new house 

1:58 Getting your back scratched 

3:46 Black swan effect 

8:21 living with chronic pain 

10:36 Technology is so advance now 

12:07 My son doing a poo 

13:32 if we went back in time 

14:56 faking life on social media 

16:04 companies will poison us to make profit 

18:51 big American jaws 

22:11 Being accused of being misogynistic 

31:04 police officer with bumbs 

39:21 looking after old people 

42:37 would you stay with her?

48:04 being scornful 

53:29 Why is will smith so hated?

1:06:28 horrible comments 

1:11:50 Rap battle 

1:16:03 Pete’s parenting advice🙄

1:21:03 life changing decisions so you 

1:24:44 “I’d be gay if I got life in prison” 

1:28:48 Outro 


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


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1 month ago
1 hour 32 minutes 38 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Ginger Jay RACIST breakdown | EP157 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete



On this episode the boys talk about the outburst directed at black women by Ginger Jay and they also discuss the documentary unknown number  about a woman who catfished her own daughter. 


0:00 Ginger Jay controversy 

1:00:46 unknown Number doc 


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


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1 month ago
1 hour 29 minutes 43 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
“Nelly Furtado is a BLACK WOMAN in 2025!?” | EP156 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


On this weeks episode Pete is convinced Nelly Furtado is black. A man wins the lottery a day after his wife divorces him. And Pete recalls the story of when his drum teacher tried it on with his mum.

0:00 Intro

2:33 Best women to get 

5:39 Lessons learnt from pimps 

6:47 Pete’s toxic traits

8:45 Model wounded being a hero

11:50 Raja Jackson (Rampage Jackson son)

12:59 Would you help if you were a model?

16:31 Men take advantage when there isn’t a man around 

19:06 physical violence in a relationship 

21:46 Man caught cheating 

27:55 If black people gained power 

29:02 Is Nelly fatardo black?

33:51 Transgender woman guilty of assault 

39:37 Dating for money 

43:53 Man wins lottery day after divorce 

56:57 Garth Brooks conspiracy theory 

59:04 Lucas and Pat

1:12:27 Pete’s drum teacher 

1:16:44 Luke mum gets in trouble 

1:18:31 Nigerian man try’s to scam Pete’s dad 

1:23:20 When men take advantage of women  

1:25:16 Organised religion is it a scam?

1:27:03 You don’t love money 


Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

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2 months ago
1 hour 35 minutes 3 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
"The Strip Search Scam: How a Stranger Controlled McDonald's Employees by Phone" | EP155

On this weeks episode the boys talk biggest loser documentary on Netflix. Laughing in the worst circumstances and cruel pranks including one where a man pranked called McDonalds and what they did Luke cant believe. 


To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


0:00 Just a friendly reminder 

7:07 The biggest loser documentary 

26:16 Cruel prank 

28:59 If you got a large sum of money would it help your career?

32:14 Laughing in the worst circumstances 

37:57 Siamese twins only one gay 

42:29 Cat fished  by coach to send nudes 

44:41 Sad video about online safety 

50:30 “The strip search prank”

58:08 The time Luke was abused

1:01:17 Details of “strip Search phone scam”

1:13:30 what to say if your black and get stopped by the police 

1:20:36 Murder rate England 


🎧 Podcast

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► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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Find Luke Craig @:

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2 months ago
1 hour 32 minutes 51 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Luke had a near death experience this week | EP154 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys discuss Luke getting rushed into hospital and having to stay there for a few days with some stories about how a doctor violated him. Pete gets into a confrontation in a public toilet AGAIN! And they have a dilemma from a man whose girlfriend is his manager but she isn’t nice to him at work. 


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0:00 “I was in hospital”

5:01 Pete Calls hid dad 

6:10 Unhelpful guy A&E

8:12 “Doctors find me” 

9:49 “They couldn’t find me a bed”

14:48 “I was traumatised”

18:09 When Charlotte was in hospital 

20:47 “They put me on penicillin and I’m allergic” 

22:19 Was this woman wrong for how she treated her mum?

26:58 Pete’s awkward toilet visit 

36:31 “My boner in hospital”

41:24 When people say “ it use to be a lot of money”

48:29 Pete and Charlotte get horribly confused 

50:33 when you marry into mainly as a man

52:11 Dilemma: my girlfriend is my boss but she’s more harder on me than the rest 

57:24 When they want you to stop them

1:00:04 Pete would get Charlotte to do all the work 

1:02:05 should you be able to shout at employees?

1:07:56 Luke goes on a drive course for bad behaviour 

 Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


🎧 Podcast

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► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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2 months ago
1 hour 13 minutes 45 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
“I caught my boyfriend’s Dad sniffing my…” | EP153 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys get some voice notes with some cringe stories, including one where a woman catches her boyfriends dad sniffing… and they answer the question do they ever miss their ex’s?

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On this week episode the boys get some voice notes with some cringe stories, including one where a woman catches her boyfriends dad sniffing… and they answer the question do they ever miss their ex’s?


0:00 Intro 

2:46 Naked Photos of my mum

5:34 My Uncle had box of D*ldos 

11:35 Man accused of assault after CPR

14:19 Stoping good people from helping 

20:09 When gangs make you do things on camera 

27:52 VOICE NOTE STORY Weird threesome 

37:01 VOICE NOTE STORY2 Period sex 

42:35 VOICE NOTE STORY 3 My boyfriends dad is a perv 

47:51 When you see someone’s private photos 

49:58 Could your in-laws put you off your partner?

51:25 My police office husband gave me the ick

59:43 Do men ever miss their ex?

1:03:45 Misconduct at your friends house 

1:09:24 Reminiscing of ex partners

1:10:05 Never been in a date because of racism 

1:14:07 we are all getting old 

1:16:45 Students killed touched petes heart 


🎧 Podcast

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► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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2 months ago
1 hour 23 minutes 35 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
I’m white and I can’t connect with my black stepson | EP152 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys discuss Pedro Pascal getting touchy feely, Michal Ward (Top Boy Actor) being charged with “R” the P*rn ban as Pete calls it and how to be a good step parent.


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0:00 Intro + “I don’t like my own c*m

13:01 Pedro Pascal getting touchy 

28:24 Am I insecure?

29:33 Micheal Ward Top boy actor 

39:09 P*rn websites be I.d 

44:25 Science behind why we cheat 

50:11 Back to magazines 

52:44 Hulk Hogan passed away 

57:34 Do I care what race my kids date?

1:02:58 “I’m white and my stepson doesn’t love me “

1:09:37 “My sons are crossing the line”

1:13:42 Back to the step dad problem 

1:15:56 Petes rant about P*rn again lol

1:17:55 Back to the dilemma 


Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


🎧 Podcast

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► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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3 months ago
1 hour 28 minutes 28 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
“I don’t think the CEO should be fired for cheating on his wife” | EP151 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys go at it over the CEO who was caught having an affair at a concert. And they have a dilemma  about a woman who was abandoned by her farther but he gets back in contact years later to ask for a kidney.


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0:00 intro 

3:04 Cheating CEO

16:18 shouldn’t be fired for cheating

20:52 Ashley Walters Top boy

25:17 CEO made a statement 

27:38 “My friend was cheated on”

31:42 I just want a good woman 

39:35 When your girlfriend proposes

44:22 “I would do anything for 2 million a day”

48:06 “I don’t know how I feel about marriage”

58:02 Donating organs 

1:02:07 Man knocks man out and S.A him 

1:08:23 Driven to kill by the past 

1:11:18 “I’ve been assaulted” 

1:12:59 My dad abandon me but now he needs my kidney


Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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Find Luke Craig @:

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3 months ago
1 hour 35 minutes 43 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
CONOR MCGREGOR CAUGHT CHEATING AGAIN | EP150 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys discuss Conor Mcgregors alleged infidelity. They also get a voice not from a woman who wonders if she was groomed by her boyfriend and a dilemma from a woman who doesn't know how to dominate in the bedroom but would like to give it a try.

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0:00 Intro 

2:26 A Fly flew into my boxers

4:24 I flooded my neighbours flat 

7:04 He got given the flat for free from his boss

8:39 Self cleaning vagina 

10:03 Yeast infection 

12:30 “Sounds like you don’t like vaginas”

15:36 Conor mcgreggor cheating again

24:48 If you could would you have other women?

29:48 women’s problem with dating 

36:02 Is my boyfriend a pedo?

43:03 You can’t always listen to your friends

52:36 Is my age gap too big?

54:53 I witnessed someone having a heart attack 

56:41 How do I initiate dominance in the bedroom?

1:09:23 When sex isn’t a big deal

1:12:25 When a woman try’s to destroy your relationship 


Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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Find Luke Craig @:

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3 months ago
1 hour 29 minutes 40 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Diddy get away with it? | EP149 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys discuss the wrongs of Diddy and how they themselves could wind up in trouble if they got that powerful. They also discuss Brian Kohberger and Pete gets defensive. Then they have dilemma about well endowed Sri Lankan man.

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0:00 Shout out to our community with a special thanks 

13:24 Diddy

15:21 Racist law 

18:15 He didn’t start out like this 

18:56 Could we become monsters?

21:40 Do I want my wife to be filthy?

24:53 Doing things you don’t like to keep him happy

26:28 We are not victim blaming 

31:22 If I get scammed am I in the wrong for being stupid?

35:52 Powerful men can be vulnerable too

38:15 When your Ex is more dirty after you break-up

40:26 Explaining sex outside the bedroom sounds bad 

41:59 Downgrading your lifestyle feels like a punishment 

46:48 How does diddys life change now + O.J Simpson 

48:53 Brian Kohberger + Should internet history be used as evidence?

1:07:01 Dilemma: Should I Ghost him?


Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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Find Luke Craig @:

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3 months ago
1 hour 35 minutes 36 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
An Open Relationship with Racist Rules | EP148 Luke and Pete talking sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk about a man who was in an open relationship but had one rule for his girlfriend that she of course broke. Choosing between success and your relationship and finding out your sister is your mum.


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0:00 Luke Vs Pete Patron trailer (Brakedance Challenge)

5:00 Intro + Have I grown up?

9:11 Another confrontation at the new studio 

21:55 I’m trying to be the man I see in my head 

28:45 How we’ve changed throughout our lives 

30:21 Taking risks and getting a name 

34:08 Am being too timid?

37:00 You’re a passenger seat driver

42:09 Outgrowing your friends

49:37 Pete’s Dad  

53:06 Urine of a diabetic 

53:45 Dilemma: My friend won’t grow up she is still wild 

59:14 Scares me what people do for fun

1:04:01 Podcasting is replacing my need for women 

1:10:18 Do you have a hobby?

1:14:30 A life of risk 

1:16:57 I would be upset if she a man p*ss in her mouth

1:17:55 Sperm is expensive according to Pete 

1:21:13 Youth hides a lot of mistakes 

1:23:24 What Pete did on one nighters 

1:34:43 Some people never change 


Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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Find Luke Craig @:

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3 months ago
1 hour 30 minutes 45 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
“Are we dating the same guy?” Facebook group | EP147 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode Luke reveals someone very close to him has been posted in the “Are we dating the same guy?” Facebook group and he hasn’t been a good boy to say the least. They discuss Bonnie blue’s only fans ban and a dilemma about long distance trust. 


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0:00 Intro + Pete gets into beef on a train with racist 

8:45 Bonnie Blue banned from OF

12:13 Algorithms know more about you than you

16:56 Could you be a P*rnstar?

21:33 Bonnie Blue and disease (HIV)

22:40 Couldn’t date a woman who’s been with 1000 men

26:09 “The time I went to Soho as a kid” (Peepshow)

28:30 “Are we dating the same guy?” Facebook Group

46:05 Hobo-Sexual 

52:56 Long distance relationship trust issues 


Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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Find Luke Craig @:

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4 months ago
1 hour 12 minutes 1 second

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
"He gave me a GOLDEN SHOWER! now my friends don't respect me" | EP146 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode they boys have got into another confrontation at the new studio and Pete shows his true colours. Luke and Pete discuss their futures and they are polar opposite and woman messages in about her friend who just won’t grow up. 


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0:00 Luke Vs Pete Patron trailer (Brakedance Challenge)

5:00 Intro + Have I grown up?

9:11 Another confrontation at the new studio 

21:55 I’m trying to be the man I see in my head 

28:45 How we’ve changed throughout our lives 

30:21 Taking risks and getting a name 

34:08 Am being too timid?

37:00 You’re a passenger seat driver

42:09 Outgrowing your friends

49:37 Pete’s Dad  

53:06 Urine of a diabetic 

53:45 Dilemma: My friend won’t grow up she is still wild 

59:14 Scares me what people do for fun

1:04:01 Podcasting is replacing my need for women 

1:10:18 Do you have a hobby?

1:14:30 A life of risk 

1:16:57 I would be upset if she a man p*ss in her mouth

1:17:55 Sperm is expensive according to Pete 

1:21:13 Youth hides a lot of mistakes 

1:23:24 What Pete did on one nighters 

1:34:43 Some people never change 


Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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Find Luke Craig @:

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4 months ago
1 hour 40 minutes 58 seconds

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Trump Vs Musk | When your friend has Dirt on you | EP145 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week’s episode the boys discuss the the Trump Vs Musk beef and how if they (Luke and Pete) got into a war they could destroy each other. Luke reads Petes mind live on the podcast and they have a dilemma from a concerned white mum who’s daughter is dating a black guy.


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0:00 Intro and Breakdancing 

4:09 What makes you a hero?

8:44 Trump Vs Musk

13:01 Luke reads Petes mind 

19:01 Chris Rock is nerdy 

27:16 When your friend has dirt on you

31:11 Are Americans stupid?

34:08 when you turn your phone volume down when friends are around 

36:04 Tinder introduces height filter 

41:29 Luke and Petes Preference in men 

47:33 Man steals to show off to women

54:20 Willy Extender 

1:01:00 My daughter is dating a black bum


🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

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Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




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Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

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4 months ago
1 hour 30 minutes

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!