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Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily
Carla and Emily
70 episodes
4 days ago
Romance novels, smutty tropes, and two Aussie girls who absolutely CANNOT keep it together. Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily is just like a virtual book club - but louder, messier, and fully obsessed with BookTok’s spiciest reads. From Colleen Hoover heartbreaks to dark romance disasters, fae fantasy smut to fake dating, nothing is safe from our unhinged commentary! If 'enemies to lovers,' 'forbidden romance,' or 'why choose' has ever ruined your sleep schedule, you’ll feel right at home here. Heads up: we get a little sweary and a lot silly!
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Romance novels, smutty tropes, and two Aussie girls who absolutely CANNOT keep it together. Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily is just like a virtual book club - but louder, messier, and fully obsessed with BookTok’s spiciest reads. From Colleen Hoover heartbreaks to dark romance disasters, fae fantasy smut to fake dating, nothing is safe from our unhinged commentary! If 'enemies to lovers,' 'forbidden romance,' or 'why choose' has ever ruined your sleep schedule, you’ll feel right at home here. Heads up: we get a little sweary and a lot silly!
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Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily
Muscles & Monsters by Ashley Bennett - Protein, Pastries & Panic Attacks!

In this very special Halloween edition of Lose the Plot, Carla and Emily are thirsting, gasping, and questioning werewolves' hygiene standards after reading Muscles and Monsters by Ashley Bennett - the monster romance that’s 95% abs, 5% plot, and 100% emotional support doughnut holes.

Join us as we unpack the tale of Tegan, the anxious baker who falls for Atlas, a literal beast of a man with more muscle than sense and an appendage bigger than his calves. We discuss the logistics of monster romance (because someone has to), debate whether Atla's ex was actually that bad, and attempt to calculate how many cakes it would take to feed this man.

💌📚 Got a BookTok romance or smutty read we have to cover? Send us your spicy book recs at ⁠⁠losetheplotpodcast@gmail.com⁠⁠ or DM us on TikTok.

⭐ If you’re enjoying the chaos, hit subscribe and drop a 5-star rating on Spotify — it helps other romance readers find us! This podcast contains adult themes and the occasional colourful word.

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4 days ago
1 hour 2 minutes 49 seconds

Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily
Mile High by Liz Tomforde - We’ve Lost Cabin Pressure (and Our Dignity)

Buckle up, babes - it’s turbulence and trauma time! Carla and Emily tackle Mile High by Liz Tomforde, the spicy hockey romance that somehow mixes locker room banter, emotional baggage, and one very naughty sports star.

We’re unpacking all the essentials: why Zanders gives 'walking red flag with abs,' Stevie’s magically repairing self-esteem, and how this many flights can still lead to so few boundaries. Expect thirst, chaos, and possibly an HR violation or two.

If you’ve ever wanted to join the mile-high club (emotionally or otherwise), this one’s for you!

💌📚 Got a BookTok romance or smutty read we have to cover? Send us your spicy book recs at ⁠losetheplotpodcast@gmail.com⁠ or DM us on TikTok.

⭐ If you’re enjoying the chaos, hit subscribe and drop a 5-star rating on Spotify — it helps other romance readers find us! This podcast contains adult themes and the occasional colourful word.

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2 weeks ago
1 hour 4 minutes 1 second

Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily
50 Shades of Grey by E. L. James - Welcome to Christian's Red Room of Disappointment!

Ana’s life takes a wild turn when she’s roped into interviewing Christian Grey — the richest creep in Seattle and the king of monotone trauma dumps. What follows? An ox-blood “playroom” of BDSM pain, a family way too supportive of questionable romance choices, and exes old enough to be everyone’s mum. Classic Wattpad-level chaos!

In this episode of Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily, we dive into Fifty Shades of Grey by E. L. James — the OG spicy book that launched a thousand smuts. Expect trope talk, unfiltered judgements, and way too many giggles about broody billionaires.

💌📚 Got a BookTok romance or smutty read we have to cover? Send us your spicy book recs at losetheplotpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on TikTok.


⭐ If you’re enjoying the chaos, hit subscribe and drop a 5-star rating on Spotify — it helps other romance readers find us! (This podcast contains adult themes and the occasional colourful word.)

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1 month ago
1 hour 22 minutes 45 seconds

Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily
Five Brothers by Penelope Douglas - The MOST Scandalous Why Choose Smut?

Kris-Jen is back and things are getting messy — literally. She’s on a mission to uncover which of the five Jaeger brothers she hooked up with in their swampy clubhouse, but the only logical plan? Work her way through the whole lot and hope for clarity later. Iconic.

In this episode of Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily, we dive into one of BookTok’s most chaotic “why choose” spicy reads — a steamy, unhinged romance full of drama, gang rivalry, and more plot holes than pants. Expect reverse harem chaos, too-close family ties, and your favourite Aussie duo losing it over quite possibly the most scandalous smut to hit BookTok in 2025.

💌📚 Got a BookTok romance or smutty read we have to cover? Send us your spicy book recs at ⁠losetheplotpodcast@gmail.com⁠ or DM us on TikTok.

⭐ If you’re enjoying the chaos, hit subscribe and drop a 5-star rating on Spotify — it helps other romance readers find us! (This podcast contains adult themes and the occasional colourful word.)

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1 month ago
1 hour 33 minutes 11 seconds

Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily
The Unhoneymooners by Christina Lauren - An Enemies to Fake Married Spew Fest!

Olive is the most unlucky woman alive — but at least she dodged the vomit-and-diarrhea disaster at her sister’s wedding. Small wins! That is, until a lie with her sworn enemy traps her in a fake honeymoon with the man she’s hated for years. Classic enemies-to-lovers chaos, heavy on the rom-com tropes and BookTok spice.

In this episode of Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily, we dive into this quirky fake-dating romance, filled with banter, disaster, and way too many awkward tropical situations.

💌📚 Got a BookTok romance or smutty read we have to cover? Send us your spicy book recs at ⁠losetheplotpodcast@gmail.com⁠ or DM us on TikTok.

⭐ If you’re enjoying the chaos, hit subscribe and drop a 5-star rating on Spotify — it helps other romance readers find us! (This podcast contains adult themes and the occasional colourful word.)

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3 months ago
1 hour 12 minutes 16 seconds

Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily
Lights Out by Navessa Allen - We Hope You Have a Mask Fetish!

Aly’s a hard-working nurse by day and an unhinged BookTok addict by night — especially for one very specific masked thirst-trapper. Enter Josh: hacker extraordinaire, socially anxious shut-in, and walking red flag. When their worlds collide, sparks (and data breaches) fly in this chaotic spicy romance that’s equal parts dark smut and tech love story gone feral.

In this episode of Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily, we unravel a BookTok favourite full of spice, hackers, obsession, and questionable cyber-safety choices — the ultimate spicy book podcast episode you didn’t know you needed.

💌📚 Got a BookTok romance or smutty read we have to cover? Send us your spicy book recs at ⁠losetheplotpodcast@gmail.com⁠ or DM us on TikTok.

⭐ If you’re enjoying the chaos, hit subscribe and drop a 5-star rating on Spotify — it helps other romance readers find us! (This podcast contains adult themes and the occasional colourful word.)

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4 months ago
1 hour 15 minutes 42 seconds

Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily
Quicksilver by Callie Hart - The MMC's Name is KINGFISHER Guys...

Saeris Fane and her hopeless brother unleash chaos after stealing a golden groin piece (yes, you read that right) — and suddenly they’re on the radar of KING-FISHER, the 6'7" deathly enigma everyone wants but probably shouldn’t. What follows is a wild fantasy romance adventure filled with dark smut, mythical chaos, and questionable decision-making.

In this episode of Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily, we dive into one of BookTok’s spiciest fantasy smut novels — a dark romance where the world-building is shaky, the men are taller than physics allows, and we somehow had the best time complaining about it.

💌📚 Got a BookTok romance or smutty read we have to cover? Send us your spicy book recs at ⁠losetheplotpodcast@gmail.com⁠ or DM us on TikTok.

⭐ If you’re enjoying the chaos, hit subscribe and drop a 5-star rating on Spotify — it helps other romance readers find us! (This podcast contains adult themes and the occasional colourful word.)

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5 months ago
1 hour 22 minutes 58 seconds

Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily
Twilight by Stephenie Meyer - This is the Podcast of a KILLER Bella!

Hoa hoa hoaaaa hoa hoooooo — welcome to FORKS, the moody hometown of sparkly vampires and questionable life decisions. In this episode of Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily, we sink our teeth into Twilight by Stephenie Meyer , the OG vampire romance that defined a generation and still dominates BookTok’s nostalgia era.

Bella Swan might just be the original 'pick me,' begging an ancient man to ruin her life in true YA fantasy romance fashion. We attempt (and fail) to explain the plot, roast Edward Cullen’s red flags, and laugh our way through the chaos of this iconic paranormal smut-adjacent classic.

💌📚 Got a BookTok romance or smutty read we have to cover? Send us your spicy book recs at ⁠losetheplotpodcast@gmail.com⁠ or DM us on TikTok.

⭐ If you’re enjoying the chaos, hit subscribe and drop a 5-star rating on Spotify — it helps other romance readers find us! (This podcast contains adult themes and the occasional colourful word.)

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5 months ago
1 hour 32 minutes 40 seconds

Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily
The Housemaid by Freida McFadden - Sydney Sweeney Won't Be Able to Save This Plot!

Millie is the ultimate pick-me disaster in The Housemaid by Freida McFadden — a viral psychological thriller turned BookTok sensation soon to be adapted into a movie starring Sydney Sweeney, Amanda Seyfried, and Michele Morrone.

When Millie lands a dream housekeeping job, her boss Nina seems completely unhinged, and her husband Andrew’s creepy thigh-staring habits don’t help. What follows is a chaotic spiral of twists, secrets, and domestic suspense that proves this thriller is as wild as it is unhinged and we are absolutely here for it, Carla more-so than Emily.

💌📚 Got a BookTok romance or smutty read we have to cover? Send us your spicy book recs at ⁠losetheplotpodcast@gmail.com⁠ or DM us on TikTok.

⭐ If you’re enjoying the chaos, hit subscribe and drop a 5-star rating on Spotify — it helps other romance readers find us! (This podcast contains adult themes and the occasional colourful word.)

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7 months ago
1 hour 35 minutes 24 seconds

Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily
Lightlark by Alex Aster - Another Teen Girl without Powers!

Isla Crown is your classic 19-year-old virginal heroine in a spicy romantasy full of ancient rivalries, magical realms, and love-triangle chaos. Thrust into a centuries-old feud between six kingdoms, she’s stuck choosing between two brooding blokes: Oreo and Grim, for... well, reasons.

This BookTok-favourite fantasy romance has everything: morally grey men, questionable world-building, and a plot that was definitely not plotting. Join us as we completely lose it over this messy, magical fever dream of a book.

💌📚 Got a BookTok romance or smutty read we have to cover? Send us your spicy book recs at ⁠losetheplotpodcast@gmail.com⁠ or DM us on TikTok.

⭐ If you’re enjoying the chaos, hit subscribe and drop a 5-star rating on Spotify — it helps other romance readers find us! (This podcast contains adult themes and the occasional colourful word.)

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8 months ago
1 hour 19 minutes 49 seconds

Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily
The Plotties 2024 with Carla and Emily - We Rank the BEST and WORST Smuts We Read this Year!

Welcome to The 2024 Plotties, where we crown the best (and absolute worst) romance and smut books we read last year. From most disgusting sex scene to the biggest pick-me character, nothing escapes our chaotic judgment!

If you love BookTok recaps, spicy romance chaos, and brutally funny book awards, this is your Super Bowl. Grab a drink, it’s time to celebrate the messiest moments in smutty fiction.

💌📚 Got a BookTok romance or smutty read we have to cover? Send us your spicy book recs at ⁠losetheplotpodcast@gmail.com⁠ or DM us on TikTok.

⭐ If you’re enjoying the chaos, hit subscribe and drop a 5-star rating on Spotify — it helps other romance readers find us! (This podcast contains adult themes and the occasional colourful word.)

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9 months ago
1 hour 21 minutes 39 seconds

Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily
It Ends with Us by Colleen Hoover - RYLE is VILE, this is NOT a Rom-Com!

Lilly Blossom Bloom moves to the city for a guy (Atlas), forgets he exists, and somehow ends up in a mess of a relationship with Ryle, a neurosurgeon who punches patio furniture and, you know, people.

This book? Marketed as a sweet rom-com. What we got? An emotional dumpster fire with toxic love, explosive tempers, and zero chill. Sparks fly—but mostly from Ryle’s random outbursts of rage.

We’re diving headfirst into the chaos of this “romantic” disaster. Spoiler: Blake Lively can’t fix this one. Listen in as we break down the disaster, the ridiculousness, and why this book is definitely not what you expected.

💌📚 Got a BookTok romance or smutty read we have to cover? Send us your spicy book recs at ⁠losetheplotpodcast@gmail.com⁠ or DM us on TikTok.

⭐ If you’re enjoying the chaos, hit subscribe and drop a 5-star rating on Spotify — it helps other romance readers find us! (This podcast contains adult themes and the occasional colourful word.)

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9 months ago
1 hour 27 minutes 40 seconds

Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily
How My Neighbour Stole Christmas by Meghan Quinn - An Enemies to Lovers Christmas Treat!

It’s our chaotic Christmas romance special! 🎄 Cole Black is the ultimate emo grump, a small-town bad boy with a lifelong grudge. Storee, a city girl in crisis, returns home after her great-aunt’s hip catastrophe and lands in the middle of a town that’s Christmas-obsessed and full of festive judgment.

Between hometown redemption arcs, twin sister drama, and one extremely moody love interest, this holiday rom-com has every BookTok trope imaginable — enemies to lovers, small-town charm, and emotional damage wrapped in tinsel.

💌📚 Got a BookTok romance or smutty read we have to cover? Send us your spicy book recs at ⁠losetheplotpodcast@gmail.com⁠ or DM us on TikTok.

⭐ If you’re enjoying the chaos, hit subscribe and drop a 5-star rating on Spotify — it helps other romance readers find us! (This podcast contains adult themes and the occasional colourful word.)

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10 months ago
1 hour 24 minutes 22 seconds

Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily
A Court of Thorns and Roses (ACOTAR) by Sarah J. Maas - Does this Romantasy Live Up to the Hype?

Welcome to the wild world of A Court of Thorns and Roses 🥀 the BookTok romantasy that launched a thousand spicy fanfics. Feyre — our 19-year-old illiterate huntress and certified pick-me, gets dragged into a magical realm ruled by dangerously hot fae men who all seem way too into her.

Between cursed kingdoms, confusing prophecies, and suspiciously frequent IBS moments, we try to make sense of this chaotic fantasy romance while questioning every single character decision. It’s messy, it’s magical, and it’s PEAK BookTok fantasy smut energy.

💌📚 Got a BookTok romance or smutty read we have to cover? Send us your spicy book recs at ⁠losetheplotpodcast@gmail.com⁠ or DM us on TikTok.

⭐ If you’re enjoying the chaos, hit subscribe and drop a 5-star rating on Spotify — it helps other romance readers find us! (This podcast contains adult themes and the occasional colourful word.)

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11 months ago
1 hour 49 minutes 40 seconds

Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily
God of Malice by Rina Kent - The Book Where Consent Goes to Die!

Welcome to the unhinged world of dark romance BookTok, where red flags are basically plot devices. KILLIAN (yes, Kill-ian) is a psychopathic med student with a basketball obsession and a thing for trauma bonding. Glyndon, our naive and catastrophically unlucky heroine, somehow finds this all… romantic? 🥀

This episode dives into one of the most chaotic dark romance smut books we’ve read, full of morally EMPTY men, twisted relationships, and 'therapy-isn’t-enough-for-this' energy. Buckle up for questionable consent, bad decisions, and our signature unfiltered commentary.

💌📚 Got a BookTok romance or smutty read we have to cover? Send us your spicy book recs at ⁠losetheplotpodcast@gmail.com⁠ or DM us on TikTok.

⭐ If you’re enjoying the chaos, hit subscribe and drop a 5-star rating on Spotify — it helps other romance readers find us! (This podcast contains adult themes and the occasional colourful word.)

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1 year ago
1 hour 8 minutes 20 seconds

Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily
Corrupt by Penelope Douglas - Just Another Teen Groupie Cult, Nothing to See Here!

Welcome to the unhinged world of dark romance BookTok, where logic goes to die and obsession is the love language. Rika is a teenage heroine with one goal: make her childhood crush (a full-grown man) finally notice her. If that means signing up to be a gang groupie, well… she’s all in.

This spicy, age-gap, dark romance is packed with morally grey men, red flags on fire, and choices that made us question everyone’s sanity. Tune in as we unpack the chaos, roast the plot, and wonder why every character needs therapy (and maybe a restraining order).

💌📚 Got a BookTok romance or smutty read we have to cover? Send us your spicy book recs at ⁠losetheplotpodcast@gmail.com⁠ or DM us on TikTok.

⭐ If you’re enjoying the chaos, hit subscribe and drop a 5-star rating on Spotify — it helps other romance readers find us! (This podcast contains adult themes and the occasional colourful word.)

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1 year ago
1 hour 11 minutes 3 seconds

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Scarred by Emily McIntire - A Dark Lion King Re-telling that No-one Asked For

Sara B is out for blood, and maybe a little love on the side. In this BookTok-approved fantasy romance, our vengeance-obsessed heroine is betrothed to a prince in a world that feels suspiciously like a dark Lion King reboot (minus the singing animals, plus more trauma).

Enter Prince Tristan: the mysterious, brooding, chain-smoking bad boy who derails every single one of Sara’s plans. What follows is a chaotic blend of revenge, royalty, and romantic red flags wrapped in a spicy fairytale fantasy that had us asking all the wrong questions. Prince Tristan turns Sara's plans upside down - or maybe sideways - IYKYK.

💌📚 Got a BookTok romance or smutty read we have to cover? Send us your spicy book recs at ⁠losetheplotpodcast@gmail.com⁠ or DM us on TikTok.

⭐ If you’re enjoying the chaos, hit subscribe and drop a 5-star rating on Spotify — it helps other romance readers find us! (This podcast contains adult themes and the occasional colourful word.)

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1 year ago
1 hour 6 minutes 18 seconds

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Powerless by Lauren Roberts - AKA Supernatural Hunger Games from Temu

Paedyn is your classic 'not like other girls' heroine, a powerless underdog stuck in a world ruled by the super-powered Elites. When she’s accidentally chosen to compete in the deadly Purging Trials, she’s forced to fake it till she (hopefully doesn’t) die trying.

Between a vengeance mission for her murdered dad, a suspiciously steamy brother love triangle, and a dystopian world that makes zero sense, this BookTok romantasy is packed with spice, chaos, and more tropes than one plot can handle.

💌📚 Got a BookTok romance or smutty read we have to cover? Send us your spicy book recs at ⁠losetheplotpodcast@gmail.com⁠ or DM us on TikTok.

⭐ If you’re enjoying the chaos, hit subscribe and drop a 5-star rating on Spotify — it helps other romance readers find us! (This podcast contains adult themes and the occasional colourful word.)

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1 year ago
1 hour 14 minutes 54 seconds

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Priest by Sierra Simone - Can We Get a Clean-Up in the Confessional Booth?

Tyler has been a bad… BAD boy, and Poppy’s the good girl who somehow attracts a lot of attention. This episode dives into one of the most talked-about BookTok spicy romances, full of forbidden tension, questionable theology, and enough anointing oil to make a Nun blush.

Carla and Emily attempt (and fail) to figure out what exactly makes Poppy so irresistible, but honestly, we’re all just here for the forbidden love, bad decisions, and unholy spice levels. We hope you enjoy this particularly sacrilegious episode!

💌📚 Got a BookTok romance or smutty read we have to cover? Send us your spicy book recs at ⁠losetheplotpodcast@gmail.com⁠ or DM us on TikTok.

⭐ If you’re enjoying the chaos, hit subscribe and drop a 5-star rating on Spotify — it helps other romance readers find us! (This podcast contains adult themes and the occasional colourful word.)

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1 year ago
1 hour 12 minutes 23 seconds

Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily
Bride by Ali Hazelwood - Fangs, Fur and Confusion!

Ready to lose your mind in a vampire and werewolf romance that gets more bewildering with every chapter? Bride might just be the most chaotic BookTok fantasy smut we’ve ever tried to make sense of... emphasis on tried.

Join Carla and Emily as they attempt to untangle this universe of blood-lust, bad decisions, and truly questionable sex scenes. It’s paranormal romance chaos at its finest: fangs, fur, and way too much confusion.

💌📚 Got a BookTok romance or smutty read we have to cover? Send us your spicy book recs at ⁠losetheplotpodcast@gmail.com⁠ or DM us on TikTok.

⭐ If you’re enjoying the chaos, hit subscribe and drop a 5-star rating on Spotify — it helps other romance readers find us! This podcast contains adult themes and the occasional colourful word.

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1 year ago
1 hour 6 minutes 35 seconds

Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily
Romance novels, smutty tropes, and two Aussie girls who absolutely CANNOT keep it together. Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily is just like a virtual book club - but louder, messier, and fully obsessed with BookTok’s spiciest reads. From Colleen Hoover heartbreaks to dark romance disasters, fae fantasy smut to fake dating, nothing is safe from our unhinged commentary! If 'enemies to lovers,' 'forbidden romance,' or 'why choose' has ever ruined your sleep schedule, you’ll feel right at home here. Heads up: we get a little sweary and a lot silly!