The boys are officially (sure!) back for hour 10 of 24 season three, and it's a doozy. Chase gets a burning desire, Oriol sabotages some beautiful American machinery, and Nina gives Jack an offer he can't refuse. Chloe O'brian ruins a teenager's day, Wayne Palmer makes bad choices.

The boys are back to sell Hour 9 of 24 season 3 to the highest bidder – and uh-oh, who's that? It's Nina goddamn Myers. David Palmer meets a cool Ben Carson, Jack Bauer gets a call on the terror hotline, and Wayne Palmer is both a bad brother and a bad chief of staff. Put on your crime clothes, because this is our best yet.

It's a holiday miracle, and the boys are back to break down hour 8 of 24 season 3, and y'all things are about to get all freaky naughty. Ted Packard hands over some nasty documents, Chase lands a plane and Jack leaves a love letter for David Palmer. It's the best yet.

The boys are finally back to break down Hour 7 of season 3 of 24, and by golly someone's getting these dang hands. Ramon Salazar works on getting drunk enough to defenestrate, Jack Bauer makes a Most Unnecessary Kill, and Michael finds a big stack of money in the molestand.

This week (month?) the boys finally break down Hour 6 of 24 Season 3, and boy howdy it's a doozy. Curtis finally remembered to hit record, Jack Bauer and Ramon Salazar make a break for it, and we create the summer's hottest new show – Jared Leto Presents: Celebrity Plane Jousting.

The boys are back to break down Hour 5 of 24 season 3! This week, everyone at CTU learns the shocking truth that Kim is bad at her job. Jack and Ramon make a break for it and are immediately stopped. Chase tries out the latest in AR, and David Palmer makes a whoopsie uh-oh.

This week, the boys break down Hour 4 of 24 season 3, and it's a dang riot. Kyle Singer sees a Shevy Chillveradro, Jack takes no answer for an answer, Michelle Dessler takes charge, and Tony Almeida takes pride in his theoretical heritage. David Palmer does his thing.

This week, the boys break down Hour 3 of 24 season 3, and all hell breaks loose. Gael Ortega gets up to mole shenanigans, Jack Bauer is just itching for that good horse, Kyle Singer pays the rent and Tony Almeida gets a bit too big for his britches. Chloe starts to grow on all of us.

The boys break down Hour 2 of 24Season 3, and Mike finally makes a coherent argument why Tom Hanks needs to do better. Unfortunately, it requires praising Tim Allen. Jack kicks a horse. Kim spills all kinds of beans. David consults a physician, and WE GET A MOLE ALERT!

The boys are back for a brand new day – it's finally 24 season 3, and Jack Bauer sure picked a bad day to quit shooting heroin! David Palmer gets up to his old tricks, Kim Bauer has an unlikely new career, Tony and Michelle are bad at marriage, and hey, is that Zachary Quinto? Curtis refuses to make predictions.

The boys are finally back with the season finale of 24 season 2! Jack takes a ride on the neck-go-round, Peter Kingsley likes to play a game, Tony says yeah, and David Palmer gets a redemptive handshake. We run completely out of time.

This week, the boys finally break down Hour 23 of 24 season 2, and it's a doozy! Jack Bauer practices bad medicine. Sherry Palmer suffers a flesh wound, Kim Bauer meets her Spider-man, and Tobin Bell continues to play those Tobin Bell games. We call out LA's pitiful excuse for a river. Highlights include: Bad war profiteering Knife gifts The Cage Fight Amendment The Witch Kim of Angmar Michael wonders what even is crime?

This week, the boys break down Hour 22 of 24 season 2, and things start to get WILD. David Palmer fights against his captivity, Jack makes a new buddy, Sherry Palmer misreads a situation, and Gary Matheson comes home for the essentials: dollars, drugs and drawers. Kim pops and can't stop. Highlights include: - Dudes being dudes being guys. - Advanced puppy calculus - Doubletap for daddy? - Curtis weaves a tangled Tom Hanks web of deception - Dollars, Drugs and Drawers

This week, the boys break down Hour 21 of 24 season 2! This week, Jack Bauer kills a mirror, Tony Almeida swings that thang, and David Palmer endures a drastic miscarriage of the 25th amendment. For some reason, the Secretary of Agriculture sends us to war. We are all deeply, profoundly drunk through the entire episode. Enjoy!

Better hold your mud because this week the boys break down Hour 20 of 24 season 2! Jack returns from the grave for a dose of the worst medicine of all time. Lynne Kresge takes a tumble. David Palmer faces a coup. Tony Almeida swings that thang. The boys talk too much, again. Highlights include: - Just your standard lung paralysis drug. - Wednesday Adams goes boom. - Whatever the opposite of Urban Dictionary is - Still. No. Kim.

This week, the boys break down Hour 19 of 24 Season 2, and Jack Bauer engages in some non-consensual nip play. We celebrate our first Kim-free episode, David Palmer faces a new threat, and we meet our newest villain: Jigsaw. Highlights include: - Mike throws a B52 off a helicarrier. - Michael unburdens himself. - Curtis declares war on behalf of the Secretary of Commerce. - Bargain-bin James Spader gets weird on them nips.

This week, the boys break down Hour 18 of 24 Season 2, and there was a FIREFIGHT. Jack and Yusuf kill a few dozen dudes, Kate notches her first kill, and David Palmer drops the hammer on Marietta, GA. Kim meets some new beans, spills them. Highlights include: Curtis gives us the talk. Marietta, the town that never sleeps. Do federal agencies keep K/D ratios? Michael remembers the friends we made along the way. Sandler power rankings

It's finally the Wiiiitching Hour on Season 2 of 24, and the boys mostly just ignore the show this episode. Jack Bauer goes rogue once again and meets up with the Coral Snake brigade. David Palmer gets slow-walked into a military coup, and a murderer mansplains crime to Kim. The 24 writers' room struggles with the military. It's a doozy! Highlights include: - Collusion! - What even is a Delta Force? - Jack makes a friend - Michelle Dessler practices very unsafe IT security.

This week, the boys break down Hour 16 of 24 Season 2, and everyone's got consequences to face. Jack Bauer returns to CTU, Tony gets crossed up so bad he leaves the court, Michelle finds a brand new conspiracy, and David Palmer gets ready for war. We join all the secret societies. Highlights include: - Snooper roofles. - Queen Elizabeth, head of the Belluminati - Jack breaks Syed Ali twice - Curtis demands more Tom Hanks, weird. - Kim finds more mortal peril.

This week, the boys break down Hour 15 of 24 season 2, and things get spicy. Jack taxis down the nopeway from Nopeton Airfield, David Palmer steals footage from Air Force One, George Mason grabs some glory, and Kim Bauer meets another cougar. We all pour one out for our boy. Highlights include: - Another one of the worst phone possible calls to overhear. - CTU intrigues! - Tony’s terrorist dowsing rod. - Z-CUBES