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Long Story, Long
Emma Martine
52 episodes
5 days ago
My name is Emma, and in 2023 I went through the most traumatic and transformative period of my life. We’ll get into that, I promise, but along the way I realized that as I quickly approach 30 I have very little idea of who I am. I leaned into letting into it be exciting. Perspective is a beautiful and powerful thing; instead of hating that I didn’t know who I was, I realized I GET to become whoever I’ve always wanted to be. Come along my journey of figuring out who Emma is, but don’t worry, I’m still the same basic bitch at heart. Let’s get back to basics, whatever that means!
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My name is Emma, and in 2023 I went through the most traumatic and transformative period of my life. We’ll get into that, I promise, but along the way I realized that as I quickly approach 30 I have very little idea of who I am. I leaned into letting into it be exciting. Perspective is a beautiful and powerful thing; instead of hating that I didn’t know who I was, I realized I GET to become whoever I’ve always wanted to be. Come along my journey of figuring out who Emma is, but don’t worry, I’m still the same basic bitch at heart. Let’s get back to basics, whatever that means!
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Episodes (20/52)
Long Story, Long
Basically Obsessed With: Body Renaissance & My Dream All Stars Cast

BASIC BITCHES IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK!

I took a little menty health break, but I am back and just as basis as ever!

Let's catch the fuck up, let's talk reality tv let's talk not reality tv, let's talk DRAG RACE! This season of all stars has been a trip. Then I break down my dream all stars cast, and rumour has it that season 9 is currently filming - will any of my list make it on??

I hope that the summer is treating you all well and I can't wait to start showing up here again.

Don't forget to say hi on the 'gram!

@former.princess

@notyourbasicbasicpod

@notyourbasicbasicfood

Until next time, don't forget to stay basic!

xo,

emma

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2 years ago
49 minutes 56 seconds

Long Story, Long
Basically Obsessed With: 29

Okay, okay, I know I said it last time but this time it's for real (I think...)

She's baaaaaaack!

Trauma is rollercoaster y'all, and I've been riding the hell out of it lately. I've been doing a lot of soul searching and reflecting and OF course watching tons of reality tv.

Listen to this week's episode for a reality catch up, a supersized life update.

Let's get back to basics together!

Don't forget to say hi on the 'gram

@former.princess

@notyourbasicbasicpod

@notyourbasicbasicfood

I'll talk to you all next tie! Until then, don't forget to stay basic!

Xo,

emma

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2 years ago
45 minutes 17 seconds

Long Story, Long
Basically Obsessed With: Vanderpump Rules Finale, Gallery Walls, and Coughing Fits

Basic bitches! It is our fiftieth episode together, can you believe it?! At the time of recording this, instagram is down, and I sincerely hope that by the time I press upload that it's up and running, because heaven forbid I have to be alone with my thoughts.

Welcome to another episode! Today we're doing a life update, a VPR finale breakdown and also looking at what else is on our screens right now!

We go all over the place today, so grab a snack, get comfy, and let's get back to basics together!

Don't forget to say hi on Instagram!

@former.princess

@notyourbasicbasicpod

@notyourbasicbasicfood

I'll talk to you all later! Until next time, don't forget to stay basic!

Xo,

emma

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2 years ago
24 minutes 33 seconds

Long Story, Long
Basically Obsessed With: Maybes

Basic bitches, hello and how the heck are you?! It's been a while, I took a much needed break to take a little extra care of myself.

Let's catch up and get mentally prepared for what's to come in the next few weeks (Vanderpump Rules, I'm looking at you!), oh and here about everything that I've been basically obsessed with lately!


Don't forget to say hi on the 'gram!

@former.princess

@notyourbasicbasicpod

@notyourbasicbasicfood


Until next time, don't forget to stay basic!

Xo,

emma

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2 years ago
42 minutes 1 second

Long Story, Long
Basically Obsessed With: Paris - the Memoir

What is up my basic little bees?!

This is the first episode in my new home - AHHH!

Everything still feels so surreal and like it happened to someone else, but we are moving and we are healing. Space and grace.

In this episode I give my thoughts on Paris Hilton's new memoir, aptly titled, Paris. This was a 10/10 you guys I cannot recommend it enough.

Have a great week!

Don't forget to say hi on the 'gram!

@former.princess

@notyourbasicbasicpod

@notyourbasicbasicfood

Until next time, don't forget to stay basic!

Xo,

emma

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2 years ago
32 minutes 48 seconds

Long Story, Long
Basically Obsessed With: Parking Lot Tetris

Basic bitches we are baaaack! Welcome to another episode of NYBB, how the heck are ya!

Today we've got a little life catch up, I stop being able to form coherent sentences, and contradict myself in roughly a 2 minute span.

It's moving week this week! Be ready for an update on everything in next week's episode!

Don't forget to say hi on the 'gram!

@former.princess

@notyourbasicbasicpod

@notyourbasicbasicfood

Until next time, don't forget to stay basic!

Xo,

emma

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2 years ago
38 minutes 19 seconds

Long Story, Long
Basically Obsessed With: SCANDOVAL

The title should tell you everything you need to know about this week's episode.

Let's dive the fuck in.


Say hi on the 'gram!

@former.princess

@notyourbasicbasicpod

@notyourbasicbasicfood


Until next time, don't forget to stay basic!

Xo,

emma

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2 years ago
34 minutes 2 seconds

Long Story, Long
Basically Obsessed With: My New Therapist

A shorty but a (hopefully) goodie this week basic bitches! How are you all? It's been struggle city over here to be perfectly honest, but we're surviving none the less.

Listen to this week's episode to hear how retail therapy is getting me by, and my many purchases of the week LOL.

I'll be back next week or the week after, and we're going to talk Scandoval, Drag Race, and everything in between.

Say hi on the 'gram and tell me what you've been basically obsessed with lately!

@former.princess

@notyourbasicbasicpod

@notyourbasicbasicfood


Until next time, don't forget to stay basic.

Xo,

emma

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2 years ago
21 minutes 10 seconds

Long Story, Long
Basically Obsessed With: Myself

Basic bitches what is up! Welcome to another episode of NYBB and I'm here for a good time not a long time because I've got a cold and the most effort I've exerted today has been moving from a couch to a bed. Anyways today is a life updates episode to end all life updates episodes. Join me for a quick catch up session and maybe next week we'll get back to some. pop culture tingz!

Don't forget to say hi on the 'gram!
@former.princess
@notyourbasicbasicpod
@notyourbasicbasicfood

Until next time, don't forget to stay basic!

Xo,
emma

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2 years ago
27 minutes 58 seconds

Long Story, Long
Basically Obsessed With: Firefighters (it's not what you think)

What's up basic bitches and welcome to a new episode of the Not Your Basic Basic podcast!

To start off, I give a not so little life update on where I've been and some shit that's gone down. Then we break down the absolute shit show that is going on in the Bravoverse - specifically in the Vanderpump Rules world. 

Thanks for hanging out with me y'all, I truly am so grateful to be here. 

Don't forget to say hi on the 'gram!!
@former.princess
@notyourbasicbasicpod
@notyourbasicbasicfood

Until next time, don't forget to stay basic!

Xo,
emma 

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2 years ago
44 minutes 26 seconds

Long Story, Long
Basically Obsessed With: Craig Conover's Pillow Talk

Hello basic bitches! This week was a long and pretty crappy one if I do say so myself. But nevertheless she persisted. 

How the heck are you? Did you almost cry while watching the finale of the Challenge? Because I sure did. Listen to this week's episode to hear a rapid fire recap of all the content you should have consumed this week with a side of sarcasm and despair.

Welcome to the year of memoirs with this week's obsession tour, Craig Conover's book, Pillow Talk.

Here's hoping this week is a little kinder to me than the last, and as always wishing you all nothing but the good things. 

Until next time, don't forget to stay basic!

Xo,
emma


@former.princess
@notyourbasicbasicpod
@notyourbasicbasicfood

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2 years ago
58 minutes 38 seconds

Long Story, Long
Basically Obsessed With: RHOP Season 7 Report Cards

Basic bitches what is up!

I fell again this week, and injured myself because my aging body can't take the heat anymore I guess. Catch up on some content with me, and let's break down the latest season of Real Housewives of Potomac with a little roundup, academia style. Class is in session, Professor Emma presiding, and I present to you the RHOP Season 7 report cards. 

Listen to find out my new fave facial spot in Ottawa, why I think this could be one of Vanderpump Rules' best seasons in a while, and I somehow forgot to talk about the RHONJ premier completely, so we'll get to that another time!

Don't forget to say hi on the 'gram!
@former.princess
@notyourbasicbasicpod
@notyourbasicbasicfood

Until next time, don't. forget to stay basic!

Xo,
emma

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2 years ago
28 minutes 7 seconds

Long Story, Long
Basically Obsessed With: Netflix's Pamela, A Love Story

What is up basic bitches?! I hope that wherever you are, you're warmer than I am here! We've been living through some polar vortex BS and I am over it! 

Let's catch up on the content I've been loving, hear why I am so glad RHOSLC is done for another season, my thoughts on the current season of Drag Race, and finally a recap of the first part of the Challenge final. Plus,  a brief obsession tour of the new Netflix doc, Pamela, a Love Story. This was SO good you guys, and this is now a Pam Anderson stan podcast. Listen in to hear why I think we should all wish for nothing but the best for Pam, and why I am now obsessed with everything about her!

Wishing everyone a warm and restful week ahead!

Say hi on the 'gram
@former.princess
@notyourbasicbasicpod
@notyourbasicbasicfood

Until next time, don't forget to stay basic!

Xo,
emma

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2 years ago
47 minutes 10 seconds

Long Story, Long
Basically Obsessed With: Gossip Girl Finale - A Eulogy

Bitches, this episode includes spoilers about the season 2/series finale of the Gossip Girl reboot!!

This episode had me screaming, crying, throwing up, and just feeling all of the emotions. Listen to find out why this episode surpassed all expectations and why I am choosing to live in the delusion that it was created with me in mind. Three words: Andy. Cohen. Cameo. 

I also share my thoughts on the downward spiral that is Heather Gay's fan ranking, and why if you're still sleeping on Potomac I politely urge you to wake up!

Don't forget to say hi on the 'gram!
@former.princess
@notyourbasicbasicpod
@notyourbasicbasicfood

Until next time, don't forget to stay basic.

Xo,
emma

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2 years ago
35 minutes 28 seconds

Long Story, Long
Basically Obsessed With: My New Diffuser & Hypothetical Red Velvet Cake

Basic Bitches what is up!! I skipped out on you last week because ya girl was sick, and is still nursing a cold that has me sounding like I'm living my best Brooke Davis-inspired  life! Excuse my coughing while I work vomit and verbally brain dump on you for 25 comical minutes, I should probably share this episode with my mom the next time I ask her why she didn't have me tested for ADHD. 

Wishing you all a week full of good food, some good laughs, and a pain free jaw (that one's mostly for my tbh, but I hope your jaws are well too)!

Don't forget to find me on the 'gram!
@former.princess
@notyourbasicbasicpod
@notyourbasicbasicfood

I will see you all sometime in the future! Until then, don't forget to stay basic!

Xo,
emma

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2 years ago
26 minutes 5 seconds

Long Story, Long
Basically Obsessed With: Gossip Girl Reboot & Drag Race Season 15 Premier

Happy 2023 basics!!

Today we are talking the latest Bravosphere news (yes, including Jen Shah's sentencing), the leaking of Prince Harry's memoir, and an obsession tour of two shows that are giving me my entire life right now. 

How has the first week of the year been for everyone?? Excited to spend another year talking shit with you all!

Don't forget to say hi on the 'gram!
@former.princess
@notyourbasicbasicpod
@notyourbasicbasicfood

Until next time, don't forget to stay basic!

Xo,
emma

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2 years ago
42 minutes 59 seconds

Long Story, Long
Basically Obsessed With: Best of 2022

Welcome to the end of the year basic bitches!
How was everyone's holiday season?? I'm back to reality AKA work tomorrow, but wanted to end the year off with one last episode! Today I recap the second half of my staycation, and what I got up to over Christmas. Then we break down some best of 2022 lists!

I'm so excited for what's to come in the new year, thanks for listening to my corner of the internet this year!

Don't forget to say hi on the 'gram!
@former.princess
@notyourbasicbasicpod
@notyourbasicbasicfood

Talk to you all next year! Until then, don't forget to stay basic!

Xo,
emma

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2 years ago
57 minutes 6 seconds

Long Story, Long
Basically Obsessed With: Vacation Emma

What's up basic bitches!

Vacation Emma is back in actin and honestly she's thriving. In this week's episode we get a weekend update, and a TV recap! 

White Lotus season 2 thoughts (SPOILERS), Housewives update, and my predictions for the rest of this season of the Challenge. Will my psychic abilities prevail?

Wishing you all a wonderful week before the holidays, and hoping you all are able to relax with the people who make your heart full!

Don't forget to find me on the 'gram!
@former.princess
@notyourbasicbasicpod
@notyourbasicbasicfood

Until next time, don't forget to stay basic!

Xo,
emma

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2 years ago
50 minutes 12 seconds

Long Story, Long
Basically Obsessed With: 10 Worst Real House Husbands
Let's talk about the husbands and MENTION IT ALL! This week's episode is a show recap - the content is TOO good right now!!! - and a list of my 10 worst real house husbands of all time.  Who would be on your list? Did you agree or disagree with who was on mine?? Be sure to let me know! Wishing you all a wonderful week that is restful and safe! Don't forget to. find me on the 'gram! @former.princess @notyourbasicbasicpod @notyourbasicbasicfood Until next time, don't forget to stay basic! Xo,| emma
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2 years ago
1 hour 2 seconds

Long Story, Long
Basically Obsessed With: Pop Culture Till I Die

Basic bitches what is up! We are back with another episode of NYBB and this week we are doing a deep dive into what's been going on in pop culture and a hefty TV recap. The content is just too good right now!!!!

I share my undying love for my ice roller, we talk about the Balenciaga of it all, my latest shopping haul, the season 2 premier of the Gossip Girl reboot, and Bravo's new show Southern Hospitality - and SO much more. 

Don't forget to find me on the 'gram to say hi!
@former.princess
@notyourbasicbasicpod
@notyourbasicbasicfood

Until next time, don't forget to stay basic.

Xo,
emma

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2 years ago
1 hour 10 minutes 11 seconds

Long Story, Long
My name is Emma, and in 2023 I went through the most traumatic and transformative period of my life. We’ll get into that, I promise, but along the way I realized that as I quickly approach 30 I have very little idea of who I am. I leaned into letting into it be exciting. Perspective is a beautiful and powerful thing; instead of hating that I didn’t know who I was, I realized I GET to become whoever I’ve always wanted to be. Come along my journey of figuring out who Emma is, but don’t worry, I’m still the same basic bitch at heart. Let’s get back to basics, whatever that means!