Should Dak Prescott be worried about his job as Cooper Rush has the #DallasCowboys firing on all cylinders? | #SOL is alive and well as the Lions find another way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in Minnesota #OnePride | Somehow #DaBears find themselves at 2-1 despite having the worst QB in the #NFL | #NotreDame gets everything back on track in North Caronia | Maybe Mel Tucker really is a "horseshit coach" as the #Spartans continue to look bad on both sides of the ball
Cooper Rush can keep the #DallasCowboys afloat while Dak heals up | Dan Campbell shows #OnePride has some hope beyond the Hard Knocks hype | Aaron Rodgers will always own #DaBears | 12-team #CFBPlayoff will finally force #NotreDame to join the #B1G | Michigan State's secondary is still the major issue for Mel Tucker and the #Spartans
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Matt Stafford and the #LARams win the Super Bowl as #SOL reaches its absolute maximum level | Jerry Jones sends mixed messages about the future head coach of the #DallasCowboys | The #USFL just made it an easier road trip for fans of the soon-to-be TWO-TIME inaugural champion #MichiganPanthers as Canton, OH is announced as the home of the USFL Playoffs and Championship Game | Jim Harbaugh's embarrassing, one-sided dalliance with the #NFL leave Michigan a pathetic cuckold.
#NFL finally gets sued for their systemic racism | The GOAT, Tom Brady finally retires (a year too late?) | Championship Weekend almost lives up to the Beast Football Weekend Ever | SOL worst-case scenario emerges for Lions because, of course, it did. | #DallasCowboys retain coaching staff | #DaBears replace Ryan & Matt with another Ryan & Matt | Jim Harbaugh is getting the fuck out of Dodge like the con man he is | Washington is GOING COMMANDO! | The man, the myth, the mustache, the mullet, and now the face of the Michigan Panthers: Jeff Fisher
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Improbable upsets, incredible comebacks, inexplicably bad defense, and an impossible FOUR walk-off wins made this THE BEST #NFL WEEKEND EVER! | How the fuck did the #Bills lose the best game ever to the #Chiefs? | A simple way to solve the NFL's fucked up overtime rules | How can the #Titans sack Joe Burrow NINE TIMES and still lose? | How do the #49ers keep getting it done and what's next for Aaron Rodgers and the #Packers? | Matt Stafford ALMOST and the #Rams almost blew it, but somehow #SOL wouldn't let that happen | Plus, the LDP Championship Weekend preview
Whether it was poor play calling, poor execution, poor coaching, poor officiating, or Jerry's World itself, the #DallasCowboys find themselves out of the playoffs early again | Matt Stafford rides his #LARams teammates at #RamsHouse to his first #NFL playoff victory | After #Bengals ##RuleTheJungle with their first playoff victory in 31 years, the #Lions take sole possession of the longest playoff win drought in North American professional sports | It was raining dildos in Bills vs Bill Bowl as #BillsMafia lives up to their reputation.
Running game will be key to the #DallasCowboys playoff run | The #Lions are the best 3-13-1 team in #NFL history | The more things change... the more #DaBears embarrass themselves | Who will be the next #MichiganPanthers coach? | #NationalChampionship snoozefest ends on a slightly less boring note.
The #CFBPlayoff has actually made college football worse in many ways. So what the fuck are we doing? | #Spartans squeeze out frustrating #PeachBowl victory | #NotreDame blows big lead in #FiestaBowl as big bowl record drops to 0-10 | Lew Nichols shines in ggggreat #SunBowl victory for #Chippewas | #DallasCowboys denied a path to #1 seed by questionable calls | #Lions clinch No. 2 draft slot after a blowout loss in Seattle | Antonio Brown rage-quits the #NFL | Did #WashibngtonFootball tip their hand with new team name release date?
#DallasCowboys leave no doubt who is best in the NFC LEast | #Lions almost always almost win #OnePride | Where will the #MichiganPanthers be playing in 2023? #USFL | The weirdest college #BowlSeason ever is about to shift into high gear | Can #MichiganState fill the void left by Kenneth Walker III's absence in the #PeachBowl? | Will #NotreDame ride Marcus Freeman's wave of positivity to #FiestaBowl glory?
#NFL playoff races are already being affected by COVID-19, but how much is too much? | #Lions pull the upset but SOL is still undefeated | #DallasCowboys offense needs to get their shit together before playoff run | #DaBears remain embarrassing on MNF | NBC climbs aboard the #USFL train as the business model takes solid shape | College #BowlSeason off to a predictably slow start but early National Signing Day breathes life into winter doldrums
Even in win over #FootballTeam, # DallasCowboys' offense is unimpressive — so is something wrong with QB Dak Prescott? | It's now 65 years and counting as the Detroit Lions are officially eliminated from the playoffs while 20% of the roster was out with the flu, COVID-19, and injuries #OnePride | #DaBears are ultimately who we thought they were after flirting with respectability in Green Bay | Michigan Panthers and Pittsburgh Maulers lead #USFL in the number of Twitter followers — do we already have a rivalry brewing? | We solve the broken #Heisman voting system and have some fun with the Limpy Awards for the best players, coaches, and games of the 2021 college football season | Brian Keely takes awkward to a whole new level in Louisiana
#CFBPlayoff Committee gets bailed out by unfortunate lack of anarchy | Playoff expansion should go to 6, but not beyond 8 | Brian Kelly who? #NotreDame's Q-rating improves dramatically with Marcus Freeman hiring | #MichiganSt slightly snubbed, settles for #PeachBowl | Kenneth Walker III MAJORLY snubbed by Heisman voters | THE #LIONS WON A FUCKING GAME!!! | #DallasCowboys take control of NFC East with win over #Saints and can put it away with a win over #FootballTeam
Brian Kelly used Notre Dame as a stepping stone to "greener" pastures (so to speak), just like he used Central Michigan and Cincinnati before them | Our Limp Six is the Pepto Bismol for the #CFBPlayoff Committee's nauseating love of Alabama | #Michigan stops playing the role of the nail to #OhioState's hammer | B1G Coach of the Year, Mel Tucker gets the #Spartans to 10 wins with big bounceback against #PennState | #MACtion Minute: Sweet Lew Nichols is the NATION'S leading rusher for 2021! #FIREUPCHIPS | #DallasCowboys fall short with too many injuries, penalties | Dan Campbell's incompetence becoming a serious concern as #Lions give #DaBears' Matt Nagy another stay of execution | Lions fans feel #OnePrice as Matt Stafford and the #LARams actually have a worse record in November
All sorts of bad news for #DaBears prior to Thanksgiving Day game in Detroit | #Lions lose another Edmund Fitzgerald Trophy (or Rust Belt?) to #Browns due to some questionable coaching decisions | #DallasCowboys offense sputters unexpectedly in Kansas City | #USFL News: Michigan gets their Panthers back and it's the best thing to happen to pro football in the state in 30 years! | Complete clusterfuck in Columbus kills any hope for a #MichiganState playoff berth | #NotreDame's path to the #CFBPlayoff gets complicated | Oklahoma State sneaks into our Limp Six rankings for the first time | #MACion Minute: Lew Nichols leads the goddamn NATION in rushing! #FireUpChips
There is NO downside for #MichiganState allowing two billionaire boosters to pick up most of the bill to lock in Mel Tucker for another 10 years and $95M | Your 2021 #Heisman trophy winner, Kenneth Walker III leads the nation in just about EVERY rushing category, but it probably won't be enough against #OhioState | #NotreDame is working their way back into the #CFBPlayoff conversation | #Michigan wins the Fraud Bowl over mediocre #PennState | #MACtion Minute: Freshman RB Lew Nichols III has #CentralMichigan rolling into Bowl Season | #DallasCowboys get back on track against the #Falcons | #OnePride UNDEFEATED in the month of November! | Both Staffords embarrass themselves on #MNF | Justin Fields sticks his foot in his mouth for #DaBears | Dust off your Michigan Panthers gear — the #USFL returns Spring 2022!
#CFBPlayoff Committee performs ridiculous, logic-defying mental gymnastics to put #Michigan ahead of #MichiganState | Playoff Rankings Show is really just clickbait... until it's not | SpoilerMakers have a long history of fucking up Spartans | #NotreDame's path to the Playoffs remains as long they take care of #Virginia | MACtion Minute: Central vs. Western rivalry deserves better than a Wednesday | #Cowboys fall on a bizarre #NFL weekend | Even #DaBears-haters have to recognize officiating atrocities | [INSERT "LIONS LOSE BYE WEEK" JOKE HERE] | Aaron Rodgers is a coward
#CFBPlayoff Committee performs ridiculous, logic-defying mental gymnastics to put #Michigan ahead of #MichiganState | Playoff Rankings Show is really just clickbait... until it's not | SpoilerMakers have a long history of fucking up Spartans | #NotreDame's path to the Playoffs remains as long they take care of #Virginia | MACtion Minute: Central vs. Western rivalry deserves better than a Wednesday | #Cowboys fall on a bizarre #NFL weekend | Even #DaBears-haters have to recognize officiating atrocities | [INSERT "LIONS LOSE BYE WEEK" JOKE HERE] | Aaron Rodgers is a coward
Kenneth Walker III fuels #Spartans' epic comeback to expose fraudulent Jim Harbaugh yet again | First #CFBPlayoff Top 25 shows Michigan State much respect, but gives #Alabama far too much credit | #NotreDame finds their way back into the Top 10, but need a lot of help to get to the Playoff | Cooper Rush only the latest #Chippewa to guide #Cowboys to victory | #Lions are a "Sea of Trash"
The entire college football world will descend upon East Lansing, MI as the undefeated #Spartans and #Wolverines faceoff in the battle of the century | Notre Dame cruise past USC as expected, but do they still have a path to the #CFBPlayoff? | Shakeup in the LDP Top 6 as more undefeatds fall | Matt Stafford is living his best life in LA as #Lions put up a valiant, yet futile effort | Will Dak return in time for the #Cowboys to trounce the #Vikings? | #DaBears only have themselves to blame for another season spiraling down the drain | PV's Upset Special: take #FootballTeam on the moneyline
Cowboys make things interesting in New England classic | #Lions are taking (by tanking) a serious run at 0-17 | Aaron Rodgers owns #DaBears AND all of Chicago | #Spartans move to 7-0 ahead of potentially historic matchup vs. #Michigan | Could LSU steal another fucking coach from MSU?? | Our Week 7 Limp 6 college rankings revealed!
