Stick a tiny fork in this one jerks cuz this baby is all stumps n’ mud… Welcome to the Vegas of the South where H is lookin’ to suck some heads and Case is battling the Midwestern Lobers Mobsters! “You’re a dottard!” “That’s good wood!” “Let’s just feed that guy peanut shells.” #SquatterDreamin #WhiteSuitSweat

Welcome to Cocomo Tony’s Jersey Shore-Cast! “What’s yer shoe size?” It’s a taste of the American Dream as the JERKS serve up dog,man,and bull shit… “My best bud Tone’s gonna buy me a pair of kicks!” “Where’s the rat on the jetski?” #2WhiteSnakes #SnakeGuyOrDahmer? #HuddledOils #WretchedCreams #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast

Welcome to the RatCast Snitches! This week, tune in to “My Long Life - It’s a Hard One” and hear the JERKS talk about Butt cheeks, Chest cheeks, and nobody of note… “Click on it! Click on it! Get another psalm!"" “What!? Just put a marble in the game!” #PottersGrave #DickNose #DigitalMud #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast

This week the JERKS are Clipsain in the BrainBrain, as they talk haunted wind, smart jeans, and the one and only Oily Dufresne! “Those are dead man’s jeans!” “His voice was haunted by all those Camel Wides.” #EdGeinPoint #MidnightAngel #YoungEdison #DickNose #BiggieMcBiggs #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast

This week - Naked Gun presents Police Academy presents Young Leslie presents the Jerk Practice Podcast! Put on your gimmick shoes, cuz this week the JERKS are talkin’ sex pests, Carter’s bones, and pocket self-defense… “I’m a rough, you’re a tough - Let’s Go!” “It’s very Cobb-like.” #TrumpTea #StampPrices #MagnetShoes #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast

Call the Carpathia! Cuz it’s goin’ down this pod! It’s Hanks/Hogan 2024 this week, as the JERKS talk man-flavored energy drinks, boy skirts, long slacks, proprietary prompts, and turnin’ foes into crows… “Let’s talk about the Saint of God’s Son - Jesus.” “Please gimme theme planets.” #DoompityGross #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast

Make those beds Congress! Cuz this podcast is in session! Fresh off an unexpected break, the JERKS are “buzzin’” ‘bout sacks o’ Snickers, John Thune the Bafoon, and sexy joint pin-ups. “She cooks fish in her dishwasher!” “Fuck you Tommy Lee!” #Senacore #Congrecore #Fishwasher #HeardHesGotABigOne #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast

Pour Hogan a Clontarf cuz this one’s rarin’ for a hangover! Join Dr. H Zero and Case “Bugs in the Face” V. as they discuss barmedians, tall creams, and that guy with the sawed-off in Boyz n the Hood… “Tampa just sounds wet.” “That’s a bug-egg machine ya idiot!” #RoachLoin #RoastRoachRump #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast #NatureBoy

Get yer skin checked and hold those bladders Jerks, cuz this one’s a Urinal Party! The JERKS are DADS this week as they discuss late 90s prices, horny boogers, and hobo lobster traps… “I get half the chin in the divorce.” “You can’t have breasts unless you identify as a breast!” #ShovelJaw #AlmondNips #UrinalParty #NumberCutting #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast

Put down those candy cokes and slop up some grit Jerks, cuz this one’s a post-Valentine’s Day dearth… This week The JERKS are talkin’ Arabian Death Masks, Harrison Ford’s son Barrison, and wings of rats. “Don’t kill me now tooth.” “Like a kiss from Peter Pan.” #DanielAykroyd #CandyCokes #JPSB #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast

Open up your Live Moon Feed jerks, cuz this one’s all GIGGLIN’ & BIGGLIN’! This week the JERKS get together over a nice bowl of icy Cokes and talk sweet grease, Land Titanic, and Single Bings… “I’m a weather doc.” “It’s AI! Get it!” “His face looks like ruddy beef!” #HornyHawking #CornerstoreSteak #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast

Full up those busted water bottles you burlap sack beaters cuz this one spurts good! We’ve moved to Mexico and amplified our bandwidth! Now you’ll be able to hear about urine junkies, Darrel the dental hygienist, and onions with vaginas. “Nothing is repairable.” “The Jersey Shore: The ground of society” “He tattooed his finger into a butt-plug.” #TrueCoat #NintendoBlow #PoorPrivileged #PrivilegedPoor

It’s time to unleash the demon Jerks, cuz this one’s creamy with a nice finish… Put on your apple shackles and brace yourselves as H and C talk digital divorce, whip skills, and “Death of a Salesbot!” “It’s a nice sheen, it’s got a nice finish.” “I provide the salt, you provide the shov?” “This damn show’s too URKELY now! Where’s my family yuks?!” #WelcomeDocHolliday #ViewFromThePins #StayWarmAndCreamy #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast

Lay down yer flushes Jerks, cuz this one’s clogged with crazy cool content. This week the JERKS are talkin’ the telve TAP steps, stiletto Reeboks, and reconstruction era 80s comedies! “He got to throw beer bottles at racists.” “Dear 911, my dad’s a butthole.” “You don’t have to bring a steak, but if you bring a ham sandwich you're in good shape.” #VeggieBisque #BirthCups #JPCardGame #Jerk Practice #JerkPrcaticePodcast #KidVid

Get those gas station bullet pills out Jerks, cuz it’s 2024 and these jeans be TIGHT! This year the JERKS are talkin’ spanking, 40 year old has beens, and why everybody was King Kung fighting… “Oh, it says ‘hung’? I thought it said ‘kung’?” “Oh, it does say ‘KUNG’! #GorillaHearts #WhiteLieWinnings #DontStopBigStud

It’s the Holidays you code-switching Hawaiian Kings and Queens, so get those baby shovels out and start diggin’ some smut up from the backyard with Carlo… We’re holdin’ a mixed deck of baby shovels, buds, boxes, and farty butts this Christmas season as we talk Tony Gwynn Queen of Hearts, untempered Ds, and Big Tape! “No, she’s sexy, but she’s not short.” “Put an apple in that Christmas hog!” #Aladong #HunkyBalds #HolidayHornies #ChrisHansensHardDiamonds

Soak those cukes in water jerks cuz this one’s goin’ overseas… It’s over the hills and through the Texas Book Depository to Toilet Shrimp Prankster’s plane we go! Also, it’s a Real Hobo Christmas!!! “I can hear ya. I can see ya.” “Go get a job at the Texas Book Depository asshole!” #BumHolidays #SantPlissken #GhostOfChristmasDivorce #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast

Buckle Up Jerks! You’re going to JP Podding School™ brought to you by The Ha Ha Hut™ But seriously, our grandmother was killed by audio. Read our butt-cheeks! This pod’s got BALLS!!! “Plug in your books everyone!” “I found a task for myself.” “You and Ashton sippin’ WTs?” #JingleCulture #BunchACrooks #JellyBodies #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast

The most handsomest housed hobos are back from hiatus and Booger Fitzgerald Kennedy better watch his jelly body if he knows what’s good for him… Listen in as the greatest debate ever waged begins: Is it Hall’s Balls or Oates’s Notes?.. Also, watch out for Tony Curtis’ chastity throat! “First stop BLT. Next stop… Harlem.” “Spread that jelly body over your Thanksgiving biscuit.” #SimonAndOates #GarfunkelAndHall #TonyCurtisDesigningWomen

This week the Jerks are fillin’ their Bibles with confetti, getting’ sun poisoning with Larry Bird, and havin’ themselves a good ol’ fashioned boil… “Mopping Johns for Christ.” “He’s so deaf, he’s dead #JungleOfJerks #BathBoil #HoboJunta #GrimeBoss #WindKing #Housebos