Royal Flush is in deep. The battle at Concord stretches on but this time, it’s their turn to press forward. With strategies sharpened and no illusions about what’s at stake, the team makes their next push count. The question isn’t if the end is coming. It’s what kind of ending they’ll force it to be.

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Royal Flush has arrived—and so has the resistance. As the tide of battle shifts, each member steps forward in their own way to push it further. The field sees what Royal Flush is truly capable of. Choices are made. And the outcome? Still unwritten.

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Season 2 begins. After some much-needed rest, Royal Flush is pulled back into the conflict, this time to Concord, a key battleground with more at stake than they were told. When a call for help is cut short, the team answers it anyway, joining the resistance and preparing for what’s ahead. With Aapeli still missing and the lines of war shifting fast, they’ll have to move forward without all the answers.

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The season finale is here, and Royal Flush is finally coming together at Christian’s for the break they deserve. After everything they’ve been through, it’s time to kick back, relax, and enjoy some peace. No big missions, no heavy decisions—just good times to wrap up the season on a high note. Tune in for a fun-filled episode and a chance to unwind with the team!

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Nesbit steps away from the team to confront his burden of a dangerous secret—an item tied to an enemy of Royal Flush that he fears could jeopardize them all. Seeking answers, he turns to an unexpected source for help: a mage with ties to their current powerbroker, "The Mountain", and a surprising confidant. As Nesbit faces his own fears, the episode reveals layers of lore and a journey of self-doubt, responsibility, and personal growth. This is a moment of self-reflection and revelation for Nesbit, and a glimpse into the past of another team member.

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With time to regroup, Royal Flush sets their sights on personal tasks while hoping for Aapeli’s return. Felix reconnects with a fixer to repair his combat suit, Christian reevaluates his lab expenses, and Rio dreams big with plans for a Tankman mech. But in the midst of these quiet moments, the team must finally face an unavoidable truth and reach out to someone connected to their past loss from a mission that haunts them not because of what they can remember, but what they can't.

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Royal Flush faces a critical moment, grappling with their leader’s disappearance and the weight of uncertain choices. As phone calls are made and options laid on the table, they confront what lies ahead. In this moment of quiet strategy and reflection, each member must agree on how much they’re willing to wager to keep moving forward.

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As the Royal Flush crew makes their way back to one another, tensions rise and mysteries unfold. Vic and Avery are on the run from Scourge after a mysterious stranger intervenes, leaving them to navigate the chaos. Meanwhile, Nesbit and Rio attempt to find their way out of the jungle, encountering unforeseen challenges along the way. In Ash City, Felix reunites with old friends but still grapples with the lingering question of Aapeli’s whereabouts and her connection to the chaos they’ve faced. Will the distance between them prove greater than ever, or are they finally ready to regroup and face the challenges ahead?

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Nesbit and Rio’s search for an escape from the jungle takes an unexpected turn when the mysterious presence that's been following them finally makes itself known, leading to an unforeseen encounter that could change everything.

Meanwhile, Felix narrowly escapes with the help of a familiar face, but his relief is short-lived as Gaust’s true intentions come to light, unraveling a twist that casts doubt on everything Felix thought he knew about his old ally.

On the island, Gaia succumbs to exhaustion, and her sleep brings about a strange new threat for Vic and Avery. They must act quickly before it's too late.

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On a remote island, Vic and Avery reunite against the odds, but their relief is short-lived. They face a daunting new challenge—keeping Gaia awake. If she falls asleep, she may transform into something far more dangerous, forcing them into a desperate fight for survival.

Meanwhile, the facility Felix is trapped in is now on lockdown, not just because of him, but also due to the presence of a familiar ally. With the Iron Dragons, under Cao Hong's command, tightening their patrols, Felix must ascend floor after floor in a desperate attempt to escape. Can he and his ally find each other and survive, or is this where their journey ends?

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After Aapeli’s mishap with the infernal magic sword, Rio and Nesbit are thrust into a treacherous African jungle, where they feel ominously guided and must find safety before nightfall. Meanwhile, Vic wakes in a grim dungeon, encountering a mysterious stranger amid unsettling surroundings. As both groups navigate their perilous paths, they must confront the shadows and secrets of their situations to piece together their fractured reality and reunite with their Royal Flush teammates.

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Fresh off their retrieval mission in the desert, Royal Flush is thrown into disarray when Aapeli’s attempt to untether an inferno magic sword causes a rift in time and space. As they are scattered around the world, can they regroup and get back to their original location, or will the global shuffle deal them a losing hand?

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Is It Too Late to Quit: The Royal Flush Chronicles takes you into a world 20 years after a world-altering event known as the Transitory War. In this GURPS campaign, six adventurers explore a universe crafted by their GM, diving into a tale filled with action, drama, and plenty of comedy and banter. A mercenary group named Royal Flush is dispatched to navigate through the world from the aftermath of this historical conflict by one of the most renowned mages and war heroes, Aapeli. As they uncover dark secrets and powerful relics, they face a grim reality: Aapeli struggles with unprecedented difficulty reviving her old teammates, who are being mysteriously targeted, murdered, and their souls destroyed. Adding to the mystery, one of her former allies from the war has vanished without a trace. The adventure begins on August 28th. Ready to join Royal Flush and see if they’ve got the right cards to uncover a world where the past dealt a wild hand of mystery and danger?

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