This episode we hear from two players who both want to score goals, win games and pass on their experience to our younger members. Each of them contributes to the club outside of playing through their umpiring and coaching efforts. And they're both fiercely competitive Africans...

Next up, our two most senior captains - Lynsey Douglas and Seb Lancaster. Both are competitive players, intelligent leaders and guiding their teams through big change. We chat about make their sides tick, women snipers, the howling wind from the East and their "Dave Ryding of the week"...

We dive into 2022 with an ice-cold plunge in the company of two midfielders with very different styles. One never stops running for the Ladies' 4s, digging deep to drag herself back for heroic last-ditch tackles and goal-line clearances. The other is Rob Martin...

Our mixed side is up and roaring! Past and present captains paint a rich picture of the positive vibe that is arguably our most inclusive team. More SFX than normal plus something about a veterinarian...

Did the Men's 1s win at home vs Blueharts? Did Kristis go to work under a bridge? Either way Pricey was getting DoD.

A moderate loss and a massive win. M1 Man of the Match and M2 Dick of the Day. Multimodal transport.

Hallelujah, we scored. But not as many as them. Dan and Toby answer the questions this week.