And if you know what I’m talking about, you’re as old as me. But if you don’t know what I’m talking about, ask your parents. But anyways, this episode I talk about being the self proclaimed “best procrastinator”, can’t say “worst procrastinator” cause that means I never procrastinate. And that’s just not true. Then also I go on my weekly rant (only during football season) about the Dallas Cowboys, Texas Longhorns, and Cameron Yoemen.

Welcome back all you cool cats and kittens. Carol Baskins feed her husband to tigers, allegedly. Anyways, couple things to talk about this episode. The job search is coming along. As much as I want the podcast to make money, I’m looking for a job to fund the podcast so it can start making money, if that makes any sense at all. Just a delusional dream on mine. Then obviously I gotta talk about college football. I managed to hit all 3 major schools in Texas. Texas, Texas A&M, & Texas Tech. Tech is banning tortilla throwing, A&M is faking injuries, and Texas managed to win a game with 174 total yards.

And if y’all’ve played Red Dead Redemption 2, you can call me Dutch cause I have a plan. I may not have it all worked out but I have a plan. That’s a great game by the way if y’all haven’t played it. Y’all should go play it. But back to it, I talk about how the job search it’s going. I mean it’s going, have a few leads of places. So there is that. Just got to find somewhere that will work with me during football season so I can continue to go watch my nephew play either on Thursdays or Fridays. Then as always I talk about my teams this week. The disappointment of the Cowboys & Yoemen, also the joy of the Longhorns beating Oklahoma. I was 1-3 this past week.

As the job search keeps on going. I do talk about some interesting jobs I’ve seen and thought about applying for on indeed. But I could have a day job and be a content creator till I make enough money to be a full time creator. I can do whatever I put my mind to. Also I bring the idea of selling merch to help promote the podcast, that would be cool. And besides talking about my jobless self, I also talk about and recap the Longhorn game against Florida. It was a disappointed to put it nicely.

Well, it is with heavy heart to say that I was let go at my job. It was over some bs, which the past year at that job has been bs. And it’s just been frustrating the past few days for me. So I go on a rant to get out my feelings on it. I’m just more upset I didn’t go out on my terms. I was looking for another job. But it is what it is. And also I give my opinions on the Dallas Cowboys tie game with the Green Bay Packers.

I love the DFW Metroplex. I would live there if I were to ever decide to move to the city. But I tell you what, it’s kinda painful being a fan of the Rangers & the Cowboys. The Rangers lose 8 games in a row and get eliminated from the playoff race. And The Cowboys made a QB that paints his finger nails look like an all-star. It’s just wild sometimes. But then I transition into talking about wanting a motorcycle, cause that’s how my brain works. Y’all know that!

I’ve missed Stephenville. It was great to be back, even if it was just for a few hours. But I did get to see the King of Stephenville himself, Koe Wetzel. He always puts on a high energy show. Plus Tarleton’s new EECU Center was pretty nice. Plus also I hit on the points of why I’ve missed Stephenville. But before that, I talk a little bit about the Cowboys. And somehow I ended up talking about my fantasy football team, then actually make a roster move while recording.

I try to stay away from talking politics and everything. But I just gotta say, RIP Charlie Kirk. Rather you agreed with him or not, he’s still human who had a wife and kids. And if you are the ones celebrating his death, you are sick and you can go kick rocks. But with that being said, I do also talk about the Rangers and their fight to the post season. They are so close from the last wild card spot. I believe 1.5 game behind the last spot. Then also talk a little about the Cowboys/Eagles game. And if another grown man spits on me or a teammate, we fighting on the field.

Drinks just taste better outta glass bottle. But anyways. I talk about the Longhorns game against Ohio State. Even though it was a loss, there is still stuff to be impressed by. Like the Horns defense is gonna be pretty good this season. And then also I throw in talking about vinyl record collection because I just got in two signed vinyls. Sabrina Carpenter & BigXthaPlug.

Time to totally kick ass! And if you didn’t know that’s a quote from the movie White Chicks. But I haven’t seen it in an awhile, just came up in a TikTok. But besides that point, football is here finally. I give a little preview of the high school, college, and NFL season. Hopefully my teams live up to my predictions for them. I’m just glad to have games Thursdays - Sundays. But after all that football talk, I mention an upcoming wedding I’m going to in December. And also debate if I need a date or just go solo.

It’s football time in Texas! Football season is pretty much here. And to get ready for football, I watched the new Netflix documentary about the Dallas Cowboys. While it was good, if you’ve watched anything about the Cowboys in the 90’s, you know how great they were. And they do acknowledge the 30 years of pain us Cowboy fan have been through. Also of course I have more football talk. Then after the football talk I preview some events of this weekend, like Cross Canadian Ragweed in Waco. I know I already have a ticket but I did find reasonable priced pit tickets on SeatGeek I might buy.

And if you are asking what tree fiddy is, it’s $3.50. It’s that Loch Ness Monster always asking for it. That joke is from South Park. Just been in my head all week for some reason. Anyways, football is close and right around the corner. High School, College, and the NFL. Got to stay up with my teams, The Cameron Yoemen, The Texas Longhorns, and of course The Dallas Cowboys. Then for some reason in this episode I talk about time travel. Just random thoughts that pop into my head.

Lizard Lizard Lizard Lizard Lizard. Sorry I had to haha. TikTok brain. But I review my time at the 2025 Bell County Comic Con. I talk about the guest I met, the things I bought, and the money I spent. But I did limit myself on spending money. Then I got to thinking about how I would love to be invited guest next year. But that dream could come dream if I could get some help from y’all. Just by listening, commenting, and sharing the podcast can go a long way. And next year, hopefully, I could have a booth.

First things first, RIP Ozzy. Music and TV icon, gone but not forgotten. Anyways, fair warning this episode is a bit all over the place. But I do talk a little about sports. Rangers are on a roll and are above .500 for the first time since May. Also the Cowboys started mini camp this week, so you know what that means, it’s almost time for them to disappoint me on Sundays. Love football season! Then also I talk about how maybe I should start doing stand-up comedy because I think I’m kinda funny.

Apparently my TikTok FYP thinks I need to know about Love Island. I’ve never watched a single second of Love Island, but I’ve been enough TikToks to formulate an opinion on the show and about the people on the show. I’m just here for the memes about reality TV. But also I’ve been looking at jobs and maybe I should apply to work at Disney World again. Applied when I was 18 but now I’m older and more work experience, maybe I could get hired.

First things first, my thoughts and prayers and my heart goes out to those effected by the floods on July 4th. Second, this episode contains a lot of ranting about the floods and about all the stresses and BS of work. Need a vacation or a million dollars. Which ever comes first. But also if you’re one of these people that says Texas deserves to be flooded because it’s a red state, there is a special place for you to go and may God have mercy on your soul.

L I V I N. And Happy 4th of July y’all! Time to pop fireworks and drink some drinks. But at the same time y’all gotta be safe out there. You need all your fingers and toes. But mostly, have fun! Anyways I had a baby shower I went to for one of my cousins. It was at a Mexican Restaurant I haven’t ate at in forever. I totally forgot all about it till I checked Facebook that more and saw the Facebook event one of my other cousin made for it. I did have fun tho, I always love hanging with family.

Unfortunately, as much as I wanted it to be. But it is what it is. Anyways, went to the Holland Corn Festival this past Saturday to watch Dylan Wheeler & Tanner Ursey. I always enjoy watching Dylan put on a show and it was my first time seeing Tanner, he was pretty good too. I did get talk to Dylan after the show. I talked to him after the shower about being on the podcast. So sometime in the future, Dylan Wheeler will be on the podcast.

Never mind, I’m gonna save that for when I’m selling real estate. Y’all know me, SpongeBob and comedy movie quotes as titles. But a little announcement, we are one step closer to video podcast. Got the adapters I need to make it happen. Anyways, this episode I give a mostly spoiler free review of Karate Kid Legends, soild 8/10. If you like the Karate Kid franchise, you’d like this one. Then also went to a bar that had a high tech golfing simulator, safe to say I need to play more golf. Top Golf or actual gold course. Plus I also went dancing after. It’s kind weird to dance in Jordans but didn’t know I was gonna go out dance after some golfing.