Halloween décor heists, Megadeth’s Metallica tribute, and America’s bizarre spending habits headline this week’s show as Ian Camfield unpacks spooky thefts, rock legends, and $13 billion worth of “budget” Halloween plans. He riffs on the rise of subtitles, a baffling new Gen Alpha slang term (“6-7”), and the absurdity of watching TV like it’s a book club. Plus, a warning for remote workers—Microsoft might soon know if you’re sneaking off to the pub.

Halloween candy prices jump 11% as Ian splurges on $35 butterscotch skulls, Broncos crush the Cowboys for their fifth straight win while rocking the Orange Crush uniforms, Dolph Lundgren teases a Masters of the Universe return, AI assistants get exposed for misreporting news nearly half the time, a Thai man’s “junk enlargement” operation from a Toyota Corolla shocks the world, and 16% of Americans say they’ve seen a ghost—wrapping Halloween week in humor, nostalgia, and spooky reflection.

Skyrocketing steak prices and fine-dining portion woes, overconfident horror movie “survivors,” Bon Jovi’s 2024 tour buzz, an NBA gambling sting tied to mafia rumors, the rise of lazy “trunk-or-treating,” workplace “micro-shifting” blurring home and job life, and Toys R Us returning for the holidays—all wrapped in Ian Camfield’s witty mix of food, fright, and festive nostalgia on 99.5 The Mountain.

Mountain Mornings moves into a new building with spotty internet, Bon Jovi announces a 2026 UK and Europe tour post–vocal surgery, a Scottish woman fakes pregnancy with a doll and keeps her boyfriend, Fleetwood Mac reunion rumors swirl as the Stevie Nicks “Bella Donna” Barbie sells out, foodie-inspired fragrances take off, Starbucks teases AI baristas, and GM plans self-driving cars by 2028—plus Ian’s trademark humor tying it all together.

Ian Camfield supercharges his morning with extra-strong studio coffee, celebrates Diane Keaton’s Billboard debut and Lemmy memories, dives into a LEGO theft ring with dismembered minifigures, unpacks Axl Rose’s onstage meltdown in Argentina, mocks AI’s reckless health advice recommending heroin, and laughs over smart beds stuck upright during an internet crash—all served with caffeine-fueled chaos and classic Camfield wit.

Surfboard-stealing otters and killer pigeons in California, massive Amazon outage crippling major apps, $600 toilet camera subscription for waste analysis, daylight crane heist at the Louvre, retro walking fitness craze, looming turkey shortage from bird flu, and Eric Clapton’s upcoming album reissue—all wrapped in humor, chaos, and classic Ian Canfield wit.

ChatGPT said: Amazon cloud outage chaos disrupting Snapchat, Roblox, and Hulu, Florida man urinates on $10,000 of Sam’s Club merchandise, woman ruins $1,500 in cabbage for viral fame, Denver Broncos’ 33-point fourth quarter comeback, death of Limp Bizkit’s Sam Rivers and celebrity tribute culture, suspected space junk nearly colliding with a plane over Utah, and Charmin revives its mega-forever toilet rolls just in time for America’s latest bathroom-related headlines.

Denver braces for frosty fall weather as news breaks of Kiss legend Ace Frehley’s passing at 74, sparking tributes from bands like Weezer, Green Day, and Rage Against the Machine. Charlie Sheen reportedly dating a man fuels light-hearted “Two Men” reboot jokes, Aldi launches a $40 Thanksgiving dinner for ten, and 21 Pilots’ tour wows crowds with a flaming car. The hosts debate lead-tainted protein powders, mock TikTok-driven dining culture, and preview Hallmark’s new A Pickleball Christmas—a quirky twist on holiday nostalgia and Bed Bath & Beyond’s unlikely second life.

Record store hipster madness with trance music and animal-sound applause, reflections on going “Amazon clean” and resisting impulse buys, Lay’s logo rebrand and chip addiction confessions, Foo Fighters reviving deep cuts for a “Back to the Beginning” nostalgia event, UPS destroying undeliverable packages including an Iron Maiden calendar, Billie Joe Armstrong’s surprise Dua Lipa duet, and OpenAI’s eyebrow-raising announcement that ChatGPT may soon sext with consenting adults.

Rush concert ticket price outrage and national contest giveaway, Katy Perry’s declining fame and Nickelback comparison, petition to replace Bad Bunny with George Strait at the Super Bowl halftime show, debate over AI rights and technology dependence, Doritos launching protein-packed snacks amid health trend humor, and TikTok witches feuding with Crockpot over a missing cauldron.

Journey band feud between Neal Schon and Jonathan Cain and rumors of “Jonathan’s Journey,” Denver Broncos defeating the Jets in London, Applebee’s grilled cheese cheeseburger debut, shocking Toledo arrest involving Janita Hopkins, Bon Jovi honoring Def Leppard on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, viral hoax about carrier pigeons delivering weed in New York, and an emotional review of the new Ozzy Osbourne documentary.

Cowboy boot shoe-shine nap revelations, Jack White’s daughter debuting on the Paris runway and his reluctant TikTok era, capture of New Orleans escapee Derek Groves, Aerosmith and Youngblood’s hit collaboration and tour, Dua Lipa covers sparking No Doubt reunion buzz, Halloween costume chaos from K-Pop demon hunters to “la boo-boos,” airline seat fee absurdities, heroic bystanders rescuing a trapped paramedic from a helicopter crash, and music updates on Guns N’ Roses’ new album and Eric Clapton’s Journeyman reissue.

Pumpkin thefts threatening Halloween displays, Dolly Parton kidney stone rumors and Cracker Barrel connections, Gorillaz’s new track “The Manifesto,” Aerosmith nostalgia, Gene Simmons’ car accident and George Michael throwback, Kid Rock and Pearl Jam’s Ticketmaster crusade, McFlurry shrinkflation woes, claims of alien DNA in human ancestry, Amazon altering James Bond posters, and reunion buzz from Rush and Fleetwood Mac.

Ozzy Osbourne’s new BBC documentary and final performance plans, Dolly Parton’s health concerns and Cracker Barrel drama, Rush reunion tour with a new drummer, Fleetwood Mac social media reunion hints, Pittsburgh’s early Christmas kickoff and Starbucks eggnog latte hype, HelloFresh spinach recall, Zelda Williams’ pushback on AI tributes to Robin Williams, Foo Fighters’ charity efforts, Jerry Jones’ accidental middle finger to Jets fans, Costco’s new health discounts, and a local bookstore sale battling Amazon Prime Day.

Amazon Prime Day shopping madness and Bath & Body Works Candle Day confessions, Dick Van Dyke turning 100 and William Shatner’s spry 94, 2025 Halloween costume trends featuring Taylor Swift, Oasis, and La Boo Boo toys, Fleetwood Mac peace talks and Dua Lipa’s cover of “The Chain,” Clippy’s comeback and data-age nostalgia, Depeche Mode’s concert film and Dave Gahan’s recovery, 650 climbers stranded on Everest, Dave Grohl’s bird-watching mix-up, K-Pop Demon Hunter ramen chaos, Starbucks holiday menu returns with the Eggnog Latte, and a moving Joan Jett Halloween statue stirring debate.

Broncos beat the Eagles for the first time since 1986, prepping for a London matchup with the Jets, Green Day’s Warning 25th anniversary reissue with 49 bonus tracks, Taylor Swift’s new album and record-breaking streams, Def Leppard’s Hollywood Walk of Fame star, Rite Aid closures, Mark Sanchez’s latest legal trouble, Diddy’s sentencing overshadowed by Swift mania, Fleetwood Mac reunion rumors, Taco Bell’s 50K ultra marathon, Courtney Cox’s surprise drumming video, and Brian May teaming up with The Struts.

Radioactive shrimp recalls and metal-laced snacks, Billy Corgan’s podcast sparring over Youngblood, TikTok’s 50-jumps fitness craze, Stevie Nicks revives Fleetwood Mac deep cuts on tour, Taylor Swift’s marketing dominance, a miraculous Nevada skydiving survival, Chili’s quietly axing a fan-favorite menu item, a python spotted at In-N-Out, Diddy’s legal reckoning, and a Delta taxiway collision at LaGuardia.

“Kansas City Karen” caught swiping Mahomes’ headband from a kid, Bush launches I Beat Loneliness mental health project, Meta and Google push deeper into AI data collection, Rolling Stones confirm new album and tour plans, Taco Bell unveils Colorado cantinas with booze, Nirvana’s “Nevermind baby” lawsuit dismissed, Aerosmith’s new bond with Youngblood, and Maxwell House’s rebrand sparks coffee-fueled comedy.

AOL dial-up shuts down for good, sparking ’90s internet nostalgia, Tilly Norwood the AI actress chasing Hollywood representation, comet 3I Atlas and asteroid deflection tech fueling Armageddon-style speculation, a Texas teacher accused of feeding a kitten to a classroom snake, Axl Rose reimagined as a half-cyborg in a graphic novel, Bill Burr and comedians facing backlash after Saudi Arabia shows, AC/DC pyro ban after a fiery concert in Scotland, DoorDash testing its new robot “Dot” for deliveries, and pop culture updates from Diddy’s sentencing to Elton John’s quirky house bet with Lowly Young.

Weed smoke complaints in a “smoke-free” building and the fear of being labeled a Karen, Denver Broncos’ 28-3 win over the Bengals with backup QB magic, Gorillaz announcing a new album and quirky advent calendars, Mick Jagger reviving Rolling Stones’ Black and Blue sessions, HAIM plagued by a “serial farter” at concerts, Billy Corgan’s podcast with Daryl Hall, McDonald’s Monopoly making a comeback, and the U.S. floating 100% tariffs on foreign-made movies.