Stacey and Kayla are finally back together and it feels so good! But things get real when Stacey shares how she was verbally assaulted and called the worst thing imaginable (you won’t believe what it was). The experience sends her spiralling down a surprisingly positive rabbit hole about how happy she actually is in life. Meanwhile, Kayla’s on the other side of the spectrum — questioning her career path, her choices, and even wondering if buying a new house was a huge mistake. It’s a classic sister moment: one’s thriving, one’s overthinking. Finally, they play a game to find out if it's better than the one with Mark, and realize their brains might be even more in sync than they thought! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

With Stacey away, we’re bringing back our favourite stand-in co-host Mark Laidman (aka Stacey’s husband)! Naturally, Kayla and Mark host one of the most entertaining and fun episodes, mostly just to bug Stacey. This one’s packed with hilarious games you can play along with (that Stacey wishes she was playing). Mark opens up about what he does when he misses Stacey, Kayla declares Britney Spears one of the greatest singers of all time, Mark proves he is shockingly good at sounding like a motorcycle, and Kayla questions whether China is actually a country. Classic. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The famous Shannon from Antigua is finally (and somewhat against her will) stepping in as this week’s co-host! We dive into the hilarious and eye-opening differences between life in the Caribbean and North America — from growing your own watermelons to dodging flying cockroaches. Shannon shares the wild story of how she somehow became the proud owner of over 40 dogs, what it’s like picking a Christmas tree from a shipping-container freezer, and why leaf blowers are her ultimate nemesis. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nine family members. One cruise ship. Did the vacation turn out awful or awesome? This week, Stacey and Kayla talk about their wild family trip aboard the ship Stacey performed on — featuring a shocking face-to-face encounter with an electric eel, Munro and Leo’s unexpected rap debut, a full-blown case of mistaken identity that turns Kayla into a poolside celebrity, third-degree sunburns, and a dramatic brush with a hurricane!  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Remember THIS one? This is our most downloaded episode ever, and it’s easy to see why! AsapSCIENCE’s Mitch and Greg are queer educators who’ve turned their love of science into one of YouTube’s biggest learning brands, with over 10 million subscribers and a billion+ views. They make science fun, accessible, and relevant, and in this conversation they not only share their journey but also tell one of the funniest stories we’ve ever heard!! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kayla swears a local restaurant has the weirdest tradition, so Stacey does what any good sister would—calls them live to fact-check it. The sisters also spill the tea on a huge family trip that’s happening in 5 days, while rookie Chris hosts a swanky party for senior officers, and ends up passing out. Stacey relives her ultimate cringe moment in front of her in-laws, and she and Mark confess that their approach to pregnancy planning might be more of a gamble than a strategy. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Stacey writes a dramatic, over-the-top anthem for Munro’s hockey team—and let’s just say it might be better suited for WrestleMania than the local arena. She also picks a fight with ChatGPT about body positivity (spoiler: the robot claps back). Meanwhile, Kayla is devastated and furious after missing an A-list couple casually hanging out just three minutes from her house. We also break down the jaw-dropping new documentary everyone’s talking about. And finally, Stacey goes from being an insecure mess with her dogs at home to having an embarrassingly dramatic burst of confidence. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Stacey finally gets a taste of what it’s like to watch babies for a whole week, while Kayla’s kids start at a new school—and Kayla may or may not be the reason they’re feeling insecure. Stacey randomly develops a lisp during recording and completely freaks out. Meanwhile, Kayla sold her house, but the buyer nickel-and-dimed her every step of the way. Our listener story got us talking about a real "Hannibal Lecter" level deep conversation, and of course, Kayla ends up confessing yet another crime. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today we dive headfirst into the wild world of conspiracy theories! From Flat Earth and Area 51 to chemtrails, reptilian overlords, and even celebrity clones—we cover it all. For the first time in podcast history, Stacey and Kayla actually get into a physical fight (yes, you read that right), and Mark is absolutely mortified. Oh yeah—Mark (Stacey’s husband) is here to chime in because, according to Kayla, he’s the smartest person she knows. The real kicker? Some of us start the episode laughing at these theories… and end up actually being convinced they might be real. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Remember when Stacey tried her hand at busking and hated every second of it? Kayla is in full-on panic mode about not selling her house, and things only get wilder when she’s pulled over by a police officer and decides to play the “my husband’s a cop” card. Did it go from good to bad… or bad to worse? Nanny drops some shocking one-liners that no grandmother should ever say, our listener story has us laughing so hard, and Stacey takes us back in time with a nostalgic psychic throwback featuring Sylvia Brown. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this week’s episode, Stacey opens up about a tough series of sad events in her life—including the fact that her sweet dog Effie isn’t doing so well. Meanwhile, Kayla shares a jaw-dropping story about having money stolen by someone who might just be connected to the mafia (and yes, she’s now convinced there’s a hit out on her ). BIG trigger warning: we have a shocking "listener story" (involving necrophilia). Listener discretion advised!!! And just when you think the chaos is over, Kayla ends the episode with a confession that may or may not be illegal… but let’s just say, if you’re touring Kayla’s house as a potential buyer? Just remember: the walls really do have eyes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today we kick things off with a full inventory of our current physical ailments (spoiler: we’re a hot mess), then dive into our new “grown-up” era of selling houses, decluttering, and chasing that magazine-perfect home. Stacey absolutely loses it over the jaw-dropping facts she’s learned about conjoined twins, and to top it all off, a listener shares a prank story that went very wrong. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This might just be the craziest week we’ve ever had. So many wild and random things happened, we can barely fit them all into one episode! We witnessed a neighbour get arrested, went out for lunch with a CELEBRITY, went to a terrifying horror escape room, and one of us bought a brand new fancy HOUSE. Oh, and the other? Got hit by an 18-wheeler transport truck. No big deal. We’re also sharing the meanest thing anyone has ever said to us….and it’s SO RUDE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hockey fights, stage fights, and sibling confessions — oh my! Kayla goes on a hockey tournament with the fam where hockey parents wanted to “take it outside” with the other team, Munro gets in a fight on the ice, Mark gets in a fight on stage, Stacey doesn’t approve of any of it! We have a listener tell us a story that involves the real Stanley Cup... and it was eerily all too familiar! Kayla is really embarrassed about her episode 1 confession, so she forces Stacey to confess one that is even more humiliating.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kayla gets questioned at Shoppers Drug Mart when they think she’s running a gift card scam, Leo’s doctor makes a very incorrect call, and Kayla is about to lose it because Leo refuses to pee—so she turns to ChatGPT for parenting advice before she fully snaps. Meanwhile, Stacey survives yet another Air Canada disaster… but obviously made some new friends and enemies in the never-ending lineup. Plus, for the first time ever, we dive into listener confessions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We’re back with a brand new season and a self-produced intro song that represents our new ERA. We kicked things off with a photo shoot (that Kayla did not enjoy), and Stacey finally admits something to Kayla she’s been avoiding — Kayla obviously rubs it in. Stacey gets a little too competitive at work (she smashes the competition and almost gets fired), and Kayla reveals a new fear straight out of a sci-fi movie that we didn’t know existed. Plus, we’re debuting a new cover song we loved recording and giving you some exciting new segments for the season ahead! We’re back bishes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We’re counting down to the launch of SEASON 6 by bringing you a call back to our favourite episodes of all time—and this is a true story we will never, ever forget. Markie Dell is a beautiful human who agreed to share her story with us. This episode is different. This episode changed our lives, our attitudes and our views on so many things we had NO idea about. We have never been so shocked, sad, inspired and intrigued all at the same time before! This is one of our most INTERESTING EPISODES YET!  ** Please note this episode is marked explicit and there are multiple sensitive topics that may be triggering to some listeners.  FIND MARKIE ON INSTAGRAM: @markie.dell BOOK MARKIE HERE: LINKTREE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We’re counting down to the launch of SEASON 6 by bringing you a call back to our favourite episodes of all time—and this is THE episode we’ve been waiting to bring back. NANNY'S FIRST EPISODE EVER! She’s psychic, inappropriate, shocking, and absolutely hilarious. We talk about who she likes better, horror movies, murder, prostitutes, and even pull a prank. Shocking things are said, and you will LOVE HER. Whether you missed it the first time or you’re ready to laugh all over again, this episode is ICONIC. Get ready—Nanny is back! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We’ve made it to the end of another wild season — and we’re going out with a bang! This week, we’re bringing you brand new games and some of the classic Jimmy Fallon music games you know and love. Yes, we make fools of ourselves, but hey — at this point, you know what you signed up for. PLUS: We learned it's possible to DRIVE to the NORTH POLE in two days from our home address. So... we should do it right? Wish us luck, and thanks for hanging out with us for 5 seasons!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Things take a turn on the cruise ship when the director tells Stacey she was being “unprofessional,” and to top it off, a guest calls her FAT. Yes, really. Stacey and Kayla head to a movie… but not just any movie. They finally see the movie “Dangerous Animals”: a horror film about a serial killer who feeds his victims to sharks. It was every bit as terrifying as it sounds. Meanwhile, Kayla tells the insane story of Chris crashing his police car — not because of bad driving, but because of a hit and run by actual criminals on the run. And finally, we close out the episode with a brand-new game that sounded like a great idea… until we tried it and completely embarrassed ourselves. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.