The final episode of Humanoid Resources. Old friends show down with old enemies, and the boys say goodbye. Captain Drew Butt/Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Purrow- Julia Heynen Franklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’Mara Clip Cleanback- Rich Camillucci The Oculon- Brad Pike Charmeleon- Brennan Lowery Arielanna Medusa- Jessica Landis Dick Flynn- Wink Stone Fancy Hat- Danny Galvin P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Special Agent Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Michelle Branch- Phoebe Stonebraker Artwork by Blair Britt

The Battle of the U.S.S. Spaceship begins, and Humanoid Resources enters the endgame. Derglan Zorp- Tyler Davis Purrow- Julia Heynen Franklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’Mara Rip Dirtsack- Rich Camillucci The Oculon- Brad Pike P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt

Oh boy, finale? Yep, this is part one of three- the beginning of the end of Humanoid Resources. The boys get a visit from some of their old friends on the ship, who have a proposition for them. Meanwhile, now that the Professor and Danica are finally on board the U.S.S. Spaceship, they’ll definitely do some important stuff, right? Right? Arielana Medusa- Jess Landis Derglan Zorp- Tyler Davis Purrow- Julia Heynen Franklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’Mara Nora the Bop It- Elizabel Riggs P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt

The HR Boys get a visit from Frankenbeans- sentient garbage with a can’t miss offer on a bang-up deal. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica reckon with finally being aboard the U.S.S. Spaceship. Frankenbeans the Garbage- Andrew Garcia Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt

Bada bing bada boom, the HR Boys are about to get a visit from certified fresh to death badass Christopher Moltisanti, a clone of actor Michael Imperioli, who has problems meatier than a plate of gabagool. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica are in Space Jail, but…where is the prison exactly? Christopher Moltisanti- Jason Ouimette Doug Doyle/The Warden- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt

Hey, how did the Professor and Danica get out of that Death Gauntlet, anyway? Didn’t we just like…gloss over that? Should we have spent more time on this? Professor Barnabus/Sully from Boston- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Various- Connor Doyle Artwork by Blair Britt

Nothing to see HERE, HR Boys. Certainly not a traaaap sprung by your evil, I mean, friendly friend Captain Drew Butt. Why don’t you come on in and stay a while, huh? Huhhh? Captain Drew Butt / Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Former Captain Purrow- Julia Heynen Doug Doyle/The Sphinx- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt

All right team, let’s circle up and try to generate some corporate synergy here. Action item- review this episode where Blim Blammo the Rock Man visits the HR Department to discuss FRAGILE Project Management. Gary, let’s put your vacation recap in the parking lot and discuss it at the team happy hour later. Also in flight, the Professor and Danica check out the Death Maze Gift Shop. All right, good work team, see you all at the pair programming/pair knitting hour at 4:00! Regards. Blim Blammo- Ben Palin Doug Doyle/The Sphinx- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt

Django the YourMom visits the HR Boys, with a needle in his head and a dream in his heart. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica get riddled…with riddles! Hoo boy. That one hurt. Django the YourMom- Dan Betcher Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt

The HR Boys get a visit from the adjective-worthy Ya’Quee’Ya and Ted, two gaseous fortune tellers who are just trying to figure out where their lunches went, man! Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica celebrate the Professor’s birthday in space’s largest Death Gauntlet. (Not) Brought to you by Quizno’s (RIP). The Incomparable Ya’Queen’Ya- Alex Moorman The Magnificent Ted- John Mahoney Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt

The HR boys are in for a BIG surprise this week. A GIANT surprise, in fact. Look, their guest, Krrrrring, who runs the ships’a nail salon, is very large, and very in charge. Meanwhile, Danica gives the Professor the birthday treatment he’s always…not had. Krrrrring- Alli Stark Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt

Alien’s back in the office, and the boys get a visit from Chewspocka Worf, a Cyberpunkian voiceover artist who’s in hot water for his commercial choices. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica continue their space-road-side tour. Chewspocka Worf- Jim Mazzarelli Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt

Hey…wasn’t Alien supposed to be running a marathon? Let’s check in on our favorite little “scientist”. Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Dale Isringhausen the Pile of Gas- Spencer Rybacki Franklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’Mara Sucky the Vampire- Connor Doyle Artwork by Blair Britt

Doug, P16, and Puddle get a visit from FlexOn, a Crumb guy who’s real happy to see them…or is it FlexOff, who’s a…real lonely guy? Either way, I was going to listen to this earlier but WE WERE ON A BREAK! Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica stop for a much needed Yerg-style meal. FlexOn/FlexOff- Tim Felton Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Puddle- Sarah Magnuson Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt

Our old pal Puddle joins the HR crew in Alien’s stead, and the HR department gets a visit from Pastor Spookybones, the go-to skeleton for all the gods in all the dimensions. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica spot a roadside break in the monotony. Pastor Spookybones- Trevor Knickerbocker Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Puddle- Sarah Magnuson Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt

The HR boys get a visit from Vin Dictive, a Blobulon whose job on the ship is best served cold. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica process their grief and get back to business. THIS IS THE LAST EPISODE WHERE P16 WAS SITTING ON THE TAPE RECORDER, WE PROMISE. Vin Dictive - Chirag Rathod Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt

P16 sat on the tape recorder and caused some technical difficulties on this one, y’all! He’s real sorry! Meanwhile, the HR boys get a visit from Liff Niff, who may have just accidentally duplicated himself, and MAY have some lovin’ feelings about it. Also, the Professor and Danica mourn their beloved Wade. Liff Niff- Chris George Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt

Whooa, a bonus episode! Let’s take a trip back to yesteryear, when P16 was still a closeted robot trying to eat lunch with some other robot buddies… P16- Ryan Cleary Jeff the Proctor-Bot- Connor Doyle Dave the Janitor-Bot- James Freetly XR90 the Cashier-Bot- Patrick Bodenhausen Artwork by Blair Britt

The HR boys are freakin’ nomads now, baby! And their first visit is from Nora, a sentient Bop-It. Yup, looks like ain’t nothin’ changed but the names, and the game is the same! Meanwhile. Old Man Wade says his final goodbyes. Nora the Bop-It- Elizabel Riggs Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt

The fate of the Humanoid Resources Department is revealed in the…wait, they’re calling this a new season?? Talk about stuffing the ballot box, ugh. Dr. Orlando Calripken- Wes Young Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle P16- Ryan Cleary Alien Beercan- Peter Williams Professor Barnabus- James Freetly Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson Artwork by Blair Britt