Hold still! I got a brand new episode of Fast Track here with my friends JF and DBJ on it. In this free portion of the episode we write a holy tune about a holy toon. Go to patreon.com/howelldawdy for the full episode!

Back with another Fast Track freebie! Josiah Hughes joins me to write a sad song about the tragedy of realizing you like the look of a certain electronic pickup truck. If you enjoy this head over to patreon dot com slash howell dawdy to hear us write a swinging crooners anthem for a certain special kind of lady, that Wizegal.

Mike 'DB' Hale of the Sleepy Brothers and YKS is back on the Fast Track today, so we write another song about a horse. If you want to hear the rest of this episode (which contains a whole nother song) head over to patreon dot com slash howell dawdy

Fast Track is back, baby. And it's faster than ever. Two of my favorite returning guests (Stefan Heck of Go Off Kings/Blocked Party and Demi Lardner of Big Soft Titty.png) join me to write a song in record time. And if you enjoy this part of the ep there's so much more for you over at patreon.com/howelldawdy. In the full length premium episode, we play a new version of Song Parody Paradise where we take turns writing parody songs in 3 minutes. And just as Stefan predicts in the intro, we really do get wild and crazy with it.

Happy Holidays from Howell Dawdy's Fast Track. Here's a little gift from behind the paywall with special guest Bob Cratchit the frog. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Jesse Farrar and Stefan Heck Bob Cratchit portrayed by Sean Keller

On the thrilling conclusion of Trackbound: Tracktober II, The Flop House podcast joins Howell to write a sexy song about an encounter that is, well, out of this world. Because of the alien in the story. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Chucky and Cait "Raft" Raft!

Boo! It's Tracktober season once again and Wolf Howell Dawdy and Stefan and John from Blocked Party have such sights to show you. We write a monster party song that's also about John's birthday, and we do it in a half an hour. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Chucky and Andy Fleming!

It's the finale of season 2 of Fast Track and I've got the incredible Carly Johnson on the show to celebrate. We write an important pop song about freedom, minding your own business, and pissing. See ya in Tracktober! Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Robin Hatch and Josiah Hughes!!

Howdy listener! I am unlocking a randomly selected bonus episode today for the main feed because I do not the next episode ready. Enjoy this dark glimpse into a nightmarish future in which people are emails. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Robin Hatch and Josiah Hughes!!

I've got Emmy award winning writer and podcaster Dan McCoy on the track today and we write a song in a half hour about feeling like a big old baby all the time for your whole life. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Robin Hatch and Josiah Hughes!!

Hot Dad joins me in the Fast Track kitchen today to write a song about hair in a half an hour. Will these two cook or will it be a case of too many cooks? You'll have to listen to find out. But we do cook. The song rocks Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Jesse Farrar of YKS and Werner Herzog! (ed: I just found out that it was a guy pretending to be Werner Herzog and not the real guy. He does a good job though)

Hey! It's mid August and that means you deserve a treat. This is an unlocked bonus episode with a special message at the top you should listen to. Then stick around to hear me and the great Bryan Quinby write a Rage Against the Machine parody about Legos. New episodes of season 2 continue next week baby!! Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Jesse JF Farrar and Eli Yuden of What A Time To Be Alive!

I've got attorney/podcaster/writer Charles Star on the Fast Track today. We drop Charles' summer '22 22 second update and discuss the secret lives of hot people before writing a powerful warts-and-all love ballad that's mostly just warts. Enjoy! Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Jesse Farrar of YKS and Bryan Quinby of Street Fight Radio!

Well it's Episode 15 of Season 2 and that means it's time to have on the winner of the Fast Track Patreon supporter drawing, Virginia's own Paul Bostrom. We talk about shredding licks for the Lord and then write a Grateful Dead inspired jam about mountain biking that's actually about life itself. It's pretty deep. Paul's a deep dude. Support this show (and become eligible for future drawings) and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Bryan Quinby of Street Fight Radio and Jesse JF Farrar of YKS!

Ding ding! I've got the fantastic Raina Douris, host of NPR's World Cafe, on the show today to give us a summer 2022 update and write an LCD Soundsystem inspired biking rant song in one half of one hour. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Bryan Quinby of Street Fight Radio and Eli Yuden of What A Time To Be Alive!

Comedian, podcaster, and world record holder Dan Alten joins me today to chat very briefly about music before getting right down to the business of writing a pop banger about riding your bike dangerously slow. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Upcoming bonus episodes feature Bryan Quinby of Street Fight Radio and Eli Yuden of What A Time To Be Alive

I've got the hilarious Nick Ciarelli and Brad Evans (Nick and Brad, The Tonight Show) on the show today and we get a quick summer update from both of them before writing a very authentic and cool and definitely American 2010's-era indie pop song. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature the Blocked Party gang and actor Steven Seagal!

Actor, writer, comedian, and MST3K host Jonah Ray joins me on the show today to give us a Covid-era update write an arty power ballad about getting sloshed together in a half hour. We wrote the song in a half hour, we did not get sloshed in a half hour. Though I could. I bet I could but I'm not going to. Thanks for listening! Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature the Blocked Party gang and actor Steven Seagal!

I've got Greg Welsh on the show to discuss his summer 2022 plans for 20 seconds and write a hard party rap about karma in 30 minutes. This is just good meat and potatoes podcasting. Zero bullshit in this bad boy!! Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature the Blocked Party gang and Mike DB Hale!

Codi Vore is back and on the main feed today writing a song with me about her new soap dispenser. Also we spend a bunch of time naming a dog, which turns out is harder than writing a song. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Mike DB Hale and Robocop!