FEBRUARY 13th, 1999 - Newmie jumpstarts talk of a lifeguard-based tv show, with Cody and April ready to start the cameras rolling! But it's Mitch whose going to be rolling -- down the racetrack! A visit from Tanner's cousin brings NASCAR action to the beaches of Baywatch! And while Alex is ready to give cousin Damon the green light, he might be taken out by surprise shellfish!
Buckle your seatbelts because you're in for a goofy ride on the latest episode of Hot Red Shorts - A Gay Watch of Baywatch! There's some delicious meta-storytelling, with the potential Beachside show, and a surprise appearance of Pamela Anderson! (Kind of) It's high-octane hijinks, without the smell of gasoline!
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NOVEMBER 1st, 1999 - When Jason goes rogue during a rescue, Sean lays down the law -- the young lifeguard will be stuck beachside with a hunky chaperone watching his every move! And one wrong step could mean a one-way trip back to Texas! Meanwhile, Dawn gets chummy with Coast Guard cutie Nick, irritating Allie. Maybe it's not a good idea to piss off your helicopter pilot! All this, plus some underwater ballet and an extremely inconvenient childbirth!
Sail away with us on the latest episode of Hot Red Shorts - A Gay Watch of Baywatch! With unrest among the staff, even a short visit from king of the beach, Mitch Buchannon, can't quell the crazy!
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OCTOBER 15th, 1991 - It's a family reunion on the beach -- with a twist! Mitch's ne'er-do-well brother, Buzz, bounces back on the scene, complete with a brand new son! Young Kyle's an angry 12-year-old and he's sure to make waves in the placid Buchannon home! Can Buzz pull together enough parenting skills to make a family of his own? Or will Kyle be left to figure it all out on his own on the mean streets of Venice Beach? No fears though, when you've got Mitch and Hobie on your side, there's no way to lose!
Hot Red Shorts - A Gay Watch of Baywatch is back with another episode of drama, daddy issues, and illegal bikini sales! Eddie, Shauni, and her eyebrow make a half-hearted attempt to stop a familiar con man but not before he's able to distribute dissolving bathing suits up and down the shore. Why couldn't he have been selling trunks that fall apart!? There's daddy issues aplenty in this episode, including a visit from the father of Ms. Kaye Morgan! Make sure you've got your receipt when you listen to our latest episode!
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NOVEMBER 21st, 1998 - Action abounds at the beach, though Mitch's existential crisis provides no through-line! Cody & JD strip down some imperiled policemen and their fantasies take them away to a parade! Newmie struggles with his self-image! April & Lawyer Lifeguard Craig become an item, in secret! And as if that wasn't enough, Jessie learns to be a stunt woman from a creep in a jumpsuit!
Beefy cops, stripped down to their black briefs, hauled out of the water by two of the most handsome lifeguards -- what more could you want!? This episode of Hot Red Shorts! - A Gay Watch of Baywatch is chockful of vignettes and some possible hints as to the future of Baywatch. Mitch finds himself adrift and his ennui threatens to pull the rest of the show along with him! Thank goodness JD & Cody are there to grin and nod and give us something to focus on!
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OCTOBER 4th, 1999 - It's our first episode at Baywatch Hawaii, along with Mitch's new son (new son!?!), the overly-enthusiastic Tanner! Meanwhile, sultry Dawn makes a dramatic debut among the crew and sets about shaking things up right away!
There's a ton of cranking to be had when we learn about America's Cup and are introduced to a whole new cast for Baywatch Hawaii. There's drama building in the background as the series changes tone for a new millennia! And there's studlier guys that ever before!
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DECEMBER 1994 - Christmas hits the beach with a double dose of merry mayhem! There's a new face at the Buchannon house: street-smart Joey, whose secret is anything but your usual Yuletide surprise! Matt’s busy battling a case of seasonal gloom - can some unexpected (and mysterious) new friends from far north lift his spirits? And CJ is dreaming of a joyful holiday, but Father Sam’s crisis of faith has her wondering: is she the reason he’s rethinking his Godly calling!?!
It’s a holiday double-feature on Hot Red Shorts - A Gay Watch of Baywatch! Josh and Denny unwrap two back-to-back episodes of everyone’s favorite beach bonanza in a two-hour Christmas spectacular! We’re cranking up the camp, diving deep into the drama, and serving up enough festive chaos to keep your stockings stuffed! Don’t miss out a holly, jolly good -- and tune in to the latest episode!
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MARCH 2nd, 1998 - Neely2’s got troubles -- she’s failing as a single mother, struggling as a cocktail waitress, and relying on Mitch for a questionable amount of support! Why does Mitch open his door for this crazy lady and her baby, Ashley? The answers may shock, confuse, or bore you! Meanwhile, Cody and Newmie launch a misguided “battle of the sexes” against Jordan and April, only for Cody’s engorged ego to sink his big boat dreams! Can Mitch save the day (again) in a high-stakes race against rich jerks with great jawlines?
It's all throttle and very little full in this episode of Hot Red Shorts - A Gay Watch of Baywatch! What seems to be a behind-the-scenes mess leads to an inexplicable episode with more montages than we've ever seen! Thank goodness one of those features Newmie, Cody, and the Baywatch-black speedos! Listen along with us for all the thrills, spills, and facepalms!
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JANUARY 18, 1993 - Visitors from beyond the stars may be hiding under the sea!?! That's the cosmic conspiracy a group of UFO fanatics bring with them to the beach! Stephanie's patience is stretched to the max as Mitch, Hobie2, & CJ get swept up by the group's charismatic, professorial leader! Meanwhile, yet more diamond-smugglers find their way to Baywatch -- this time with Jimmy Slade sucked into the drama! Can Matt help his friend save his surfboards? Or will time run out for starry-eyed Summer in a trailer park death trap?!
You'll find excitement, science fiction, and even a little romance on this latest episode of Hot Red Shorts - A Gay Watch of Baywatch! The paranormal visits the Malibu shores yet again, preparing Mitch for his future stint on Baywatch Nights! While we don't get to see any green little men, who needs them when you've got Jimmy Slade?! Listen along with us!
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NOVEMBER 27, 1999 - Allie's thirst for adventure and Jason's quest for cultural connection steer our Baywatch beauties into the path of disaster! This deep-water diving mission demands the attention of the entire crew -- with Jessie’s sanity hanging by a thread! As treasures hide beneath the waves and tensions rise on the surface, will they strike it rich or will it all blow up in their faces?
It's what we've been waiting for since we started Hot Red Shorts - A Gay Watch of Baywatch! EXPLOSIONS! There's action, abs, and, best of all, brevity! Everything to expect from the best episodes of Baywatch! We finally learn more about Aussie Allie, with a nice visit from a particularly studly guest-star. Plus Jessie displays more of that special kind of crazy that she grows into -- come and listen with us!
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JANUARY 24, 1994 - It's time to wave bye bye to Ben, just as a baby boy is born on the beach! Youngsters Matt & Summer get shown up by the seasoned vets of the fabled Red Knights! A reunion of the original 1950's Baywatch lifeguards dredges up old memories (and thoughts of Abercrombie & Fitch), signaling the end of an era!
It's one for the old folks this time on Hot Red Shorts - A Gay Watch of Baywatch! Not everyone is looking backwards though -- Jackie Quinn is hitting the stage, if a senior fights doesn't end her career before it starts! And Mitch adds another entry to his skill list: flawless baby delivery!
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MAY 13, 1996 - There's something in the water ... and it's making Mitch sick! It's a mystery just what's poisoned the Hero of the Beach but Caroline, Cody, and CJ are on the case! Baywatch's own version of Charlie's Angels search the seaside for clues, even as nefarious vegetable merchants plot against them! Will they be able to find the offending chemical in time? Or will Mitch finally meet his end?!
Could this yet be the most drama-filled episode of Hot Red Shorts - A Gay Watch of Baywatch? Not only is Mitch fighting for his life against a unknown ailment (as well as giving his best attempt at a Daytime Emmy) but Donna has to deal with a cranky photographer, his neglected models, and a magazine editor that just won't leave her alone. Meanwhile, CJ dazzles us with yet another artist endeavor: painting! Toxic drums, even more toxic behavior, and abstract art -- that sounds like a recipe for a good listen!
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MAY 13, 1996 - There's pests running wild at Baywatch -- both in the locker room and on the high seas! It's up to the ever-nimble Newmie to capture a runaway rat that's been stealing trinkets around BW HQ. Can Newmie successfully hunt down the robber rodent before he's infected with rabies?! Meanwhile, Stephanie and Cody are tangling with vermin of their own: drug-runners equipped with harpoon guns! Watch out below and mind your dive clock!
Cocaine smuggling was never so fraught as on the latest episode of Hot Red Shots - A Gay Watch of Baywatch! It's a non-stop romp this time, with Hobie2 making a minor cameo and sharing his metallurgy resources. But the main action is focused on our favorite bronzed beefcake, Cody Madison, as the Olympic trials creep ever closer! The distractions mount, from the horniness of longing girlfriend, to finding lost pirate gold, to violent criminal activity under the water -- not even the bends can hold back our blond beauty on his quest for success! But will a trip to our old friend, the hyperbaric recompression chamber, be the thing that squashes his dreams of Olympic gold?! You'll only find out by listening!
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April 16, 2001 - A trip to the Big Island holds double-drama for Kekoa -- threatening her upcoming marriage to JD, and testing the boundaries of medical privacy laws! What should have been a routine jaunt for a side-job quickly turns complicated for the beauties of Baywatch, as Sean bumps into (and uglies with) an island goddess! Or maybe she's just perfected the art of ghosting?
It's another trip to paradise for Hot Red Shorts! - A Gay Watch of Baywatch, which means lower budgets but hotter extras! There's a touch of Maury Povich daytime drama in today's episode and it's just the spice needed to make a late series episode of Baywatch really worth watching!
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November ~14th, 1994 - Radio shock-jock Larry 'Loomin' Large is broadcasting a scavenger hunt from the newly-renamed Sandy Cay Cafe, leaving mayhem in his wake! The hunt is on for a hidden golden pirate doubloon, causing a flood of beach-goers to run wild! Can the lifeguards maintain peace with $100,000 on the line? With Matt and even CJ swept up in the excitement, probably not!
Hot Red Shorts! - A Gay Watch of Baywatch is back with an unauthorized pirate-themed treasure hunt! Mitch struggles with city hall while Garner tries (and fails) to maintain any sense of law & order. He can't even stop the dogs from digging up the beach! We get another exciting visit to the extensive cave systems of southern Cali, complete with a Goonies-style pirate skeleton! And hey, Wet Willy would make a great addition to the Baywatch team!
April 26, 1999 - There's havoc on the home-front at Casa Buchannon, as father & son clash! As close as they might be, Hobie2 just can't imagine having to double-date with his dad and finds himself looking for a way out. Maybe the duplicitous Neely3 can save the day, while being the sand in Mitch's shorts! Meanwhile, Alex trades cake for chaos as she finds herself detoured from her grandmother's birthday party -- instead dragged into an underwater cave and a diamond smuggling ring! Or is it drug running?
So many questions in this latest episode of HOT RED SHORTS! - A GAY WATCH OF BAYWATCH! What is the sordid backstory between Mitch and Neely3? Is it really bad enough for the level of hate coming from the king of the beach? Will Mitch be able to overrule his son's bad choices? And is Hobie2 really dumb enough to fall for Neely3's nefarious plot? Find the answers to these questions and more -- including what birthday Alex's grandma is celebrating -- by giving us a listen!
SEPTEMBER 29, 1989 - A searing heatwave means the beaches are swarming, the sand is sizzling, and the lifeguards are struggling! Baywatch HQ does their best to hold things together, while newly-appointed Lieutenant Mitch is drawn into felonious association by an old college friend! And simmering in hot water of his own, Craig must finally make the choice: lawyer or lifeguard!? Don't forget your flip-flops -- you never know what you might step in! HOT RED SHORTS! - A GAY WATCH OF BAYWATCH is roaring back and we're watching an original airing! With original commercials in-tact! What could be better than that!? Maybe the growing peril of young Ricky and Mikey, trapped in the vast sewer underworld hidden beneath the beaches of Malibu? You'll only find out by listening to the latest episode! https://linktr.ee/hotredshortspodcast
JANUARY 30TH, 1995 - Logan's desperate to stay in the good ole US of A, but his choices are either a sham marriage to a rich, bitchy widow or paying a shady character! He better hope he can win the annual rubber duck race so he can afford a way out! Caroline still pines away for the disloyal Aussie and Logan's more than happy to string her along! Elsewhere, Mitch's new girlfriend, Tracy, harbors a dark secret, just in time for Irene Buchannon, Mitch's stylish mother, to make a visit to Baywatch! Will she find new love late in life, despite Mitch's disapproval of her choice of man?
It's the season finale of Hot Red Shorts! - A Gay Watch of Baywatch, and what better way to commemorate than with the first man-on-man mouth-to-mouth?! Caroline continues her disappointing transformation into a human doormat but that doesn't make her any less fun to watch! Mitch's mother, Irene, proves a real stunner and snags a new man with no effort! You go, granny! And bonus points for finding the one guy that can drive her son right over the edge!
Boat crashes, weirdly sexual sit-ups, and immigration fraud -- what more could you ask for?
MARCH 25th, 1996 - CJ wants to help a disabled comedian fulfill his ocean-swimming dreams and she won't be able to do it alone! In a very purple metal shop, the sparks are flying but Cody isn't wearing proper PPE! Meanwhile, Mitch & Caroline attempt to find the missing father of an amnesiac war orphan -- while cruising the docks and promoting Baywatch Nights!
It's the penultimate episode of Hot Red Shorts! - A Gay Watch of Baywatch, and luckily both CJ and Cody are along for the ride! Cody highlights an unseen part of his character, getting to show off his engineering skills! Good looks, a great body, and he can work with his hands? He really is the full package! CJ certainly agrees, even if most of her focus is on disabled Jess and his quest for handicap access across the beaches of Southern California. It'll take some bold, blonde ingenuity to get Jess into the water! Caroline is busy stumping for a position at Baywatch Nights, that hot new detective agency that Mitch has started. Maybe after cracking the case of the long, lost father, Mitch will give her a chance!
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OCTOBER 19TH, 1992 - Jimmy Slade's abusive father arrives in Malibu, as does our favorite guest-star: Elizabeth Berkley! She's back to keep poor, over-eager Summer guessing, all while making sure Slade's surfing career keeps moving forward! Matt's got a bitchin' party planned for the weekend (as long as he doesn't crash his dune buggy) -- will you be there? CJ certainly will!
Who knew that Jessie Spano herself would be appearing again, and so soon, and with Tiara English in tow? Certainly not the hosts of Hot Red Shorts! - A Gay Watch of Baywatch, but they sure are grateful! Teen drama, first day fashions, environmental activism, some light BDSM, and even some huffing make for a very packed episode! And we haven't even mentioned Garner and his leopard-print speedo!
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FEBRUARY 21st, 2000 - The soap opera drama heats up in Hawaii, as mega-bitch Jenna has her eyes set on stealing control of Baywatch! Will studly Sean's positive outlook and throbbing erection obscure him from seeing the snake in his midst? But it's mostly a solo spotlight on Jason, as he's tricked into constructing a canoe from scratch! He'd better get over-time for this job!
It'll take all the charisma of the ever-dazzling Jason and every hair of Sean's beefy chest to keep our hosts' attention on this episode of Hot Red Shorts! - A Gay Watch of Baywatch! More Hawaiian culture and tradition is dished out, along with more abuse for poor Jason. At least Jenna is around to keep things spicy and threatens the end of Baywatch as we know it!
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