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Hoopatheticals
Jez F.M & Thom Nixon
51 episodes
6 days ago
A comedy NBA podcast hosted by comedian Jez F.M and hot-take machine Thom Nixon. It has been voted as the NBA podcast with the highest joke-to-sound-effect podcast on the internet, so sit back, relax and enjoy unhinged takes about the NBA.
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A comedy NBA podcast hosted by comedian Jez F.M and hot-take machine Thom Nixon. It has been voted as the NBA podcast with the highest joke-to-sound-effect podcast on the internet, so sit back, relax and enjoy unhinged takes about the NBA.
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Hoopatheticals
NBA's Best Opening Week Ever? + Wemby vs Wilt & Super Saiyan Giannis

Is Wemby already better than Wilt Chamberlain, but without the off-court shenanigans? Are the Antetokounmpo brothers like infinity stones making Giannis stronger? And what does Luka averaging 40+ points tell us about the Laker's season?Chapters00:00 NBA Season Kickoff Excitement01:23 Best Opening Week in NBA History?02:36 Luka and the Lakers Early Season04:25 Is Wemby Already Wilt?06:02 Wemby vs. Wilt: A New Era?07:56 Is Embiid Washed?09:32 New Antetokounmpo Brother Added to Milwaukee10:22 Will we have a New NBA MVP this Season?12:19 Netflix's Starting Five: Evaluating Durant, Harden, SGA, Hali & Jaylen Brown20:44 Bucks Chat: Giannis and Role Players24:54 Emerging Talent in the Bucks' Roster32:37 NBA Conspiracies and Off-Court Shenanigans: Betting Scandal37:24 Rhyme Out: NBA Poetry Segment43:00 Agent Cody Banks: Securing the Bag for Players

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6 days ago
48 minutes 10 seconds

Hoopatheticals
The Worst Thing to Say to Every NBA Franchise for the 2025/26 Season

What is the one thing every team is feeling a bit uneasy about? And what does all of this mean for free agent Russell Westbrook?In today's ep, hosts, Jez and Thom break down the worst thing to say to every franchise, a interesting Kawhi-style alleged revelation about a loved role-player, and they catch up with local basketball fan Stavro to hear his thoughts on a European club match hosted in Melbourne Feat. Jabari Parker...plus way moreChapters00:00 Welcome and Introduction to Shots Fired01:22 Worst Thing You Can Say to Every NBA Franchise: Celtics & Mavericks03:38 Shots Fired Cont. - Nets, Nuggets Knicks05:06 Warriors, Raptors, Rockets06:14 Bulls, Clippers, Cavs07:35 Lakers, Pistons, Grizzlies09:19 Pacers, Timberwolves, Bucks11:42 Pelicans, Hawks, Thunder13:13 Hornets, Suns, Heat14:15 Trailblazers, Magic, Kings15:07 Spurs & Jazz16:35 Does Thanasis have his own Kawhi-Style Scandal?20:22 Watching Jabari Parker Play Basketball in Melbourne In 202522:34 Interview with a Local Basketball Enthusiast27:13 Bucks Chat: Kuzma, Former Obscure Bucks32:49 Russell Westbrook: A Controversial Addition?35:17 Agent Cody Banks: Securing the Bag for NBA Players40:01 Worst Thing you can say to a Sixers fan

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3 weeks ago
41 minutes 39 seconds

Hoopatheticals
Was This The Last Ben Simmons Off-Season Ever? - The Ben Simmons Moratorium Episode

What should Ben Simmons do now that his career in the NBA appears to be winding down? Well luckily, we have pulled together a list of his most likely next career moves in our segment Shots Fired.


We also chat about the Milwaukee Bucks and Euroleague/ Eurobasket, the Kawhi situation and why it is the most Clippers thing ever, and a poem for Josh Giddey. Plus we have some crazy new visual effects!


Chapters


00:00 Introduction and Banter

01:39 Segment: Shots Fired - Ben Simmons' Most Likely Next Career Moves

07:07 Worst Fake - Ben Simmons is the Best Aussie NBA Player Ever?

10:17 Worst Fake: Giannis' Potential West Coast Landing Spot

12:34 Introduction and NBA Predictions

14:24 NBA Conspiracies: The Kawhi Situation

17:14 The Clippers' Controversy and League Implications

22:31 Bucks Chat: Team Updates and Performances

24:08 Roster Decisions: Thanasis vs. Ajax

28:08 Khris Middleton's Return to Milwaukee 1st Game of the Season

29:20 Rhyme Out: Josh Giddey

35:40 Agent Cody Bank: Representing NBA Players

40:25 Final Thoughts and Wrap-Up

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1 month ago
41 minutes 23 seconds

Hoopatheticals
Does the NBA have an Anti-Australian Bias? + Celtics Champs '26? and More

What Aussie is properly rated in the NBA?... I'LL WAIT!In today's episode, we go down the Anti-Aussie NBA rabbit hole, why the Celtics could win the championship this year (and how that affects Michael Jordan's Legacy), and first team all-Show Up or Shut-Up for this season. Plus Rhyme Out and Agent Cody BankChapters00:00 Introduction and Season Reflections01:29 Shots Fired: Breakout Season Required2:50 Shots Fired: De’Aron Fox3:57: Shots Fired: Trae Young5:48 Shots Fired: Luka Doncic7:20 Jokic & Giannis: No More MVPs8:28 Shots Fired: MPJ9:40 Shots Fired: Evan Mobley + Cavs11:07 Shots Fired: Joel Embiid11:55 Rapid Fire: Raptors, Zion, Aaron Neismith14:06 Worst Fake: Boston's Championship Year16:38Worst Fake: Sixers Championship Year + Anti-Giannis Take18:35 Tyrese Maxey: NBA's Most Underrated Star?19:51 Conspiracy Segment: Rookie of the Year Predictions22:37 The Curse of Number Zero Conspiracy24:58 Rhyme Out: NBA Poetry Segment26:32 Poem: Giannis Antetokounmpo: Trade Rumors and Loyalty29:16 Poem: MPJ & The Kyle Kuzma Zone32:18 Badge of Honor: Amir Coffey's Impact36:25 Obscure Buck Reference: Grayson Allen37:00 Agent Cody Bank: Getting NBA Characters the Bag - Joe Prunty & Josh Giddey42:28 Anti-Australian Bias in the NBA45:53 Bonus! Dyson Daniels for DPOY - The Bias in Effect

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2 months ago
47 minutes 29 seconds

Hoopatheticals
The NBA Off-Season Pod You Didn't Know You Needed

Who wins in a 1v1: Thanasis or Bronny?Was keeping Doc Rivers the biggest non-move of the offseason?And IS LUKA JACKED NOW!?In this episode of Hoopatheticals, hosts Jez and Thom dive into the latest NBA off-season drama, discussing trades, player performances, and team strategies. They conduct heat checks on various teams, analyze the worst off-season moves, and even engage in a fun segment called 'Rhyme Out' where they share poetic takes on the league. The conversation culminates in a detailed Bucks chat, reflecting on the team's off-season decisions and future prospects, while also promoting players in a segment called 'Agent Cody Banks.'Chapters00:00 Introduction and Off-Season Anticipation01:06 Heat Check: Not Having Cash at a Cash Only Bar05:23 Heat Check: NBA Off-Season Moves - Warriors07:30 Heat Check: Jordan Clarkson to the Knicks09:18 Heat Check: Men's Health Luka Vs Off-Season Ben Simmons11:06 Heat Check: Duncan Robinson to the Pistons13:00 Heat Check: KD to the Rockets14:52 Heat Check: Should the Bucks Trade for Zion?16:56 Shots Fired: 1st Team All "Worst Off-Season Moves"17:31 Bradley Beal and the Retiree Clippers19:14 Malik Beasley20:25 CP320:55 Deandre Ayton23:29 Alexander-Walker Leaves the Wolves25:33 Sandro Alert!26:58 Rhyme Out: Championship Edition33:02 Bucks Chat: Evaluating the Team's Off-Season35:25 The Dame Era as a Bucks Fan39:25 Biggest Non-Move: NOT Firing Doc Rivers42:53 Giannis to Point Guard Rumour44:22 Thanasis to Return?!44:42 Rapid Fire: Trade Rumors and Player Prospects45:39 Josh Giddey to the Bucks?46:41 Agent Cody Bank: Lebron & Bradley Beal50:31 Thanasis vs Bronny 1v1. Who you got?51:17 Final Thoughts

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3 months ago
51 minutes 49 seconds

Hoopatheticals
Two Milwaukee Bucks Fans Panic! + NBA Playoff Check-in

You gotta lose 2 for it to be Bucks in 6... right? 😢Two Bucks fans get real about whats up with the team (and what Doc is doing to destroy this team), before checking out the rest of the league, and chatting about the home court advantages, Steph still being Steph, "fights" coming back, and what AI is saying will be the NBA Finals this year. They also look at the Lakers vs Timberwolves, Knicks and Detroit Home Court advantage, and do the Clippers cheat to add noise to their stadium. Find out on this episode of HoopatheticalsChapters00:00 Introduction to the NBA Playoffs01:28 Heat Check: Steph Curry03:49 Heat Check: Home Crowds (Knicks, Clippers, Detroit)05:42 Heat Check: Joe Mazzoula06:46 Heat Check: Fights in the First Round09:49 Heat Check: Veterans vs Young Guns (Lakers v Wolves, Warriors v Rockets)12:10 Bucks vs Pacers: Grieving + Series Analysis14:57 Offensive Strategies and Adjustments16:37 Diagnosing the Bucks Problems: Doc Rivers and Coaching18:47 The Problems on Offence20:50 Thoughts on the Bucks' Chances21:54 Missing Khris Middleton and Thanasis22:59 General Milwaukee Bucks Grieving28:44 Coaching Frustrations: Doc Rivers vs. Mike "Bud" Budenholzer31:55 Positive Shots Fired: 1st Team "Needs More Minutes"39:57 Rhyme Out: A Poetic Take on the NBA40:54 A Poem for the Milwaukee Bucks43:27 An Ode to Glenn "Doc" Rivers

45:08 NBA Conspiracy: NBA Script Leak?! NBA Finals '25 Matchup According to AI46:51 Agent Cody Bank: Securing the Bag for Mike Malone49:24 Agent Cody Bank: Darryl Morey51:29 Playoff Predictions: Dark Horses and Exciting Matchups

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6 months ago
53 minutes 8 seconds

Hoopatheticals
🔥 Pre-Playoff Heat Check 🔥 - What You Need to Know

Will there be a new NBA champion this year? Or will the Celts infuriate every other fan base again by going back to back?In this episode, hosts Jez and Thom dive into the current state of the NBA (and NBL Finals), discussing playoff predictions, player performances, and team strategies. They analyze various teams, including the Lakers, Celtics, Knicks, and Cavs, while also exploring the concept of 'herky jerky' players and their impact on the game. The conversation culminates in a segment called 'Shots Fired,' where they define and discuss 'empty calorie' players in the league. In this episode, the hosts delve into the current state of various NBA teams, focusing on the Wizards' lack of direction, the empty-calorie performances of players like Walker Kessler and Trae Young, and the struggles of Zach Lavine and the Kings. They also highlight Tyrese Maxey as a bright spot for the 76ers and discuss Scotty Barnes' potential amidst the Raptors' identity crisis. The conversation takes a creative turn with a segment called 'Rhyme Out,' where the hosts share poetry related to the NBA, before concluding with a discussion on the future of the Sixers and the legacy of Joel Embiid. In this conversation, the hosts discuss the current state of the NBA, focusing on coaching changes, team dynamics, and playoff prospects for the Milwaukee Bucks. They analyze player performances, defensive strategies, and offensive issues, while also considering ideal playoff matchups. The segment concludes with a fun 'Agent Cody Banks' game where they pitch obscure NBA players.Chapters00:00 NBA and NBL Finals: Dellevedova Check-In02:19 Bank Shot: NBA Stocks and Player Performances04:43 Lakers: Buying or Selling Stocks?07:43 Celtics: Analyzing Their Playoff Potential12:46 Knicks: Selling Stocks on a Troubled Team14:43 Cavs: Holding Steady on Playoff Prospects20:08 Herky Jerky Players: The New NBA Trend22:57 Shots Fired: First Team All Empty Calories23:57 The State of the Wizards and NBA Teams27:00 Empty Calories: Walker Kessler and Trae Young30:40 The Struggles of Zach Lavine and the Bulls35:09 Tyrese Maxey: A Bright Spot in a Dismal Team39:30 Scotty Barnes and the Raptors' Identity Crisis40:07 Rhyme Out: Poetry in the NBA46:20 The Future of the Sixers and Embiid's Legacy46:56 Coaching Changes and Team Dynamics49:07 Bucks Chat: Playoff Prospects51:42 Player Performances and Positives54:04 Defensive Strategies and Concerns55:43 Offensive Issues and Coaching Styles - JJ Reddick vs Doc Rivers01:00:05 Ideal Playoff Matchups01:03:37 Agent Cody Bank: Get your Player the Bag!

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7 months ago
1 hour 9 minutes 55 seconds

Hoopatheticals
THE OL' SWITCHEROO: New Look NBA Post-Trade Deadline & All-Star Breakdown (with Ryan Tennison)

Who DIDN'T get traded this NBA trade-deadline? The answer may surprise you...After seeing how all of the new trades have worked for a week or so, host Jez FM and co-host Thom Nixon, along with special guest Ryan Tennison, dive into a comprehensive review of the NBA's recent All-Star Weekend and trade deadline. They discuss the implications of various trades, including the Milwaukee Bucks' moves and the Jimmy Butler saga, while also reflecting on Khris Middleton's legacy with the Bucks. The conversation wraps up with a segment on the San Antonio Spurs' future without Wemby and a fun take on the Mavericks' trade decisions. In this engaging conversation, the hosts delve into various themes surrounding the NBA, including the long-term strategies of teams like the Miami Heat, the current struggles of the Phoenix Suns, and the implications of recent trades. They also explore the unique segment of NBA poetry, discuss conspiracy theories related to player trades, and wrap up with a fun segment on getting players the bag.Chapters00:00 Introduction and Guest Introduction02:30 Heat Check: NBA All-Star Weekend Review08:12 Heat Check: Buck's Trade Deadline14:20 Heat Check: Andrew Wiggins on the Miami Heat16:43 Jimmy Butler Trade Saga18:15 Heat Check: Jimmy Butler on the Warriors23:21 Khris Middleton's Legacy in Milwaukee24:37 San Antonio Spurs Future Without Wemby27:36 Worst Fake: Why the Mavs won the Luka Trade29:56 Worst Fake: Miami Heat Making the Conference Finals32:10 Worst Fake: KD to the Heat Next Season34:40 Rhyme Out: NBA Poetry Segment37:14 Kyle Kuzma Poem38:50 NBA Conspiracy Zone: More Luka Trade Conspiracies43:07 Conspiracy Zone: Bobby Portis Suspension46:14 Agent Cody Bank: Getting Players the Bag49:07 Being Kyle Kuzma's Agent50:06 Kyle Kuzma or Julius Randle: Who Would You Rather Have?51:33 Get the Bag for Bobby Portis' Trainer52:35 Final Thoughts54:19 Biggest Trade Deadline ever?

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8 months ago
55 minutes 20 seconds

Hoopatheticals
LUKA & AD TRADE 🚨EMERGENCY PODCAST🚨

In this emergency podcast, hosts Jez and Thom discuss the monumental trade involving Luka Doincic and Anthony Davis to the Dallas Mavericks, analyzing its implications for the Lakers, Mavericks, and the NBA as a whole. They delve into the disappointment surrounding the Lakers' performance, the potential conspiracy theories behind the trade, and the future of LeBron James and Luka Doncic. The conversation also touches on the winners and losers of the trade, with a focus on how it could reshape the league's landscape and impact player legacies. Chapters: 0:00 Instant Thoughts on the Trade 3:25 Is this the biggest trade in NBA history? 4:45 Evaluating the Laker’s side of the Trade 7:39 Biggest Winner of the Trade: Bronny 8:13 How will we Remember the AD & Lebron Lakers 10:40 Evaluating the Dallas Maverick’s Side of the Trade 13:10 Conspiracy Zone: Why Wasn’t Luka Shopped Around? 14:55 Conspiracy #2: Adam Silver Made the Trade 17:39 Conspiracy #3: Lebron to Dallas this Off-Season 20:20 Conspiracy #4: Eyes on All-Star Weekend 21:17 Worst Fake: Why this was Good for Dallas 25:19 How does this Affect Lebron’s Legacy?

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9 months ago
29 minutes 47 seconds

Hoopatheticals
NBA Trade Market '25: Who's Hot and Who's Not?

Would you trade for Jimmy Buckets? Would your trade for Beal? Would you steal a movie? In this episode of Hoopatheticals, hosts Jez and Thom dive into the current state of the NBA, discussing trades, player stocks, and the upcoming season for the Coburg Giants. They analyze the potential trades involving players like Jimmy Butler and Khris Middleton, while also exploring the implications of these trades on team dynamics. The conversation is interspersed with humor and insights, culminating in a creative poetry segment that reflects their love for basketball. In this engaging conversation, the hosts delve into various NBA topics, including the dynamics of European players in the league, trade possibilities for Bradley Beal, the potential of the Detroit Pistons, and the conspiracy surrounding DeMontis Sabonis's lack of recognition. They also explore the fun segment 'Agent Cody Bank' where they pitch players for max contracts, and share their anticipations for the upcoming All-Star break. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Australian Basketball news 01:27 NBA Stock Market: Buying and Selling Players 04:58 The Jimmy Butler Dilemma 10:38 Bucks Chat & Khris Middleton's Trade Value and Future 17:39 Poetry Corner: Trade Season & Bucks Bigs of Yesteryear 25:21 Worst Fake: Khris Middleton for Bradley Beal 28:07 Pistons' Potential: A Thorn in the Side of the East 30:45 Conspiracy Zone: The Case of Domantas Sabonis 33:30 Conspiracy: Shai vs Jokic for MVP 38:55 Agent Cody Bank: Selling NBA Talent 43:48 All-Star Break Anticipations

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9 months ago
45 minutes 6 seconds

Hoopatheticals
The State of the NBA in 2025

Happy New Year, and happy NBA Cup to you all. In this episode, Thom and Jez look at the biggest stories from the last few weeks, before breaking down how they would fix then NBA. In this episode of Hoopatheticals, hosts Jez FM and Thom Nixon dive into the latest happenings in the NBA, discussing team performances, player evaluations, and the overall state of the league. They explore the OKC Thunder's recent success, the NBA Cup's impact, and the potential of players like Gary Trent Jr. The conversation also touches on the stock market of NBA teams, where they buy and sell stocks based on team performances, and conclude with a segment on necessary changes in the NBA to improve the viewing experience. In this engaging conversation, the hosts delve into various aspects of the NBA, including the disparity between broadcast time and actual game play, the complexities of the block charge review process, and the impact of technical fouls on game flow. They also discuss the amateurish moments that detract from the professional image of the league, the ongoing issue of load management among players, and the need for a revamp of the All-Star game format. The discussion transitions into a segment called 'Worst Fake,' where they analyze the potential future of players like Joel Embiid, and whether the Clippers could be championship contenders. The episode concludes with a light-hearted poetry segment and a humorous take on player contracts. Chapters 00:00 Welcome to Hoopatheticals 03:01 Heat Check on NBA Teams 05:56 NBA Cup Insights 08:58 OKC and Bucks Analysis 12:06 Gary Trent Jr. Discussion 15:00 Bank Shot: NBA Stock Exchange 18:03 Shots Fired: NBA Changes Needed 34:14 Broadcast vs. Game Time Analysis 35:33 The Block Charge Review Conundrum 39:10 Technical Fouls and Game Flow 41:22 Amateurish Moments in Professional Basketball 42:27 Load Management and Player Commitment 45:00 The All-Star Game: A Call for Change 48:05 Worst Fake: The New Paul George 52:15 Clippers: A Championship Contender? 55:14 Rhyme Out: NBA Poetry Corner 01:02:03 Agent Cody Bank: Getting the Bag for Players If you want to reach out its our show name at gmail.com

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10 months ago
1 hour 7 minutes 20 seconds

Hoopatheticals
It's Getting Silly in Philly + Does the MVP Ever Go to the Actual MVP?

Why won't Giannis, Jokic and Embiid ever win another MVP? Get your tinfoil hats ready because today we have got a doozie. In this episode of Hoopatheticals, Jez and Thom engage in a lively discussion about the current state of the NBA, focusing on team performances, player evaluations, and the dynamics of various franchises. They introduce segments like Heat Check, where they assess the temperature of different teams, and Bank Shot, where they provide investing advice on players. The conversation also includes a creative poetry corner, a segment on conspiracy theories in the NBA, and a Hall of Fame induction for notable players. The episode wraps up with a fun pitch for Andrew Wiggins and LaMelo Ball, showcasing the hosts' humor and insights into the league. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Listener Engagement 01:14 NBA Heat Check: Team Performances 05:49 Individual Player Heat Check 08:40 JR Spliff on Shannon Sharpe 10:35 New Segment: Bank Shot - Investing in Players 21:17 Poetry Corner: Pat Connaughton, Nikola Jokic 25:48 Worst Fake: Hot Takes and Improv Arguments 29:03 The Rise of the Magic 30:49 Paul George's Career Move 32:52 The 76ers' Struggles 35:12 NBA Conspiracy Theories: MVP Edition 40:36 Bucks Chemistry and Performance 46:44 Hall of Fame Inductions 55:23 Agent Cody Bank: Player Representation

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11 months ago
1 hour 50 seconds

Hoopatheticals
Conspiracy Theories: Milwaukee Bucks Edition + Who's Over-Performing to Start the Season?

Time to get the tinfoil hats out, because are some members of the Milwaukee Bucks really playing 5-D Chess with this season by starting 4-8? Welcome back to the only NBA related podcast that uses as many title animations as it does minutes preparing! In this episode of Hoopatheticals, hosts Jez and Thom return after a break to share personal updates, including Thom's new daughter and Jez's recent travels. They dive into NBA discussions, focusing on teams that have overperformed early in the season, and engage in a segment called 'Worst Fake' where they present hot takes about the Bucks and other teams. The conversation shifts to the Bucks' current struggles, analyzing player performances, particularly Bobby Portis and Pat Connaton, and exploring conspiracy theories about player minutes. The episode wraps up with reflections on the Bucks' future prospects. In this conversation, Thom and Jez delve into the current state of the Milwaukee Bucks, analyzing player performances, coaching strategies, and the dynamics between star players Giannis Antetokounmpo and Damian Lillard. They express concerns about the team's heart and organization, while also discussing the potential for the season ahead. The conversation culminates in a fun segment where they represent obscure NBA players, showcasing their unique characteristics and contributions to the game. Time to get the tinfoil hats out, because are some members of the Milwaukee Bucks really playing 5-D Chess with this season by starting 4-8? Welcome back to the only NBA related podcast that uses as many title animations as it does minutes preparing! In this episode of Hoopatheticals, hosts Jez and Thom return after a break to share personal updates, including Thom's new daughter and Jez's recent travels. They dive into NBA discussions, focusing on teams that have overperformed early in the season, and engage in a segment called 'Worst Fake' where they present hot takes about the Bucks and other teams. The conversation shifts to the Bucks' current struggles, analyzing player performances, particularly Bobby Portis and Pat Connaton, and exploring conspiracy theories about player minutes. The episode wraps up with reflections on the Bucks' future prospects. In this conversation, Thom and Jez delve into the current state of the Milwaukee Bucks, analyzing player performances, coaching strategies, and the dynamics between star players Giannis Antetokounmpo and Damian Lillard. They express concerns about the team's heart and organization, while also discussing the potential for the season ahead. The conversation culminates in a fun segment where they represent obscure NBA players, showcasing their unique characteristics and contributions to the game. Chapters 00:00 Welcome Back and Personal Updates 03:14 Shots Fired: Teams to Distrust Early Success 13:27 Worst Fake: Coach Bud and more 19:12 Bucks Chat: Analyzing the Current Season 22:05 A Poem for Bobby Portis

24:11 Conspiracy Theory: Pat Connaughton's Minutes 26:44 Bucks Performance Analysis 31:56 Conspiracy Theory: Doc Rivers and Dave Jaeger37:30 Dame and Giannis: A Complex Relationship 41:36 Season Predictions and Fan Loyalty 53:06 Agent Cody Banks: Player Representation 37:01 Dame and Giannis: A Complex Relationship 41:36 Season Predictions and Fan Loyalty 53:06 Agent Cody Banks: Player Representation

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11 months ago
59 minutes 35 seconds

Hoopatheticals
Boomers-Theticals: Paris '24 + Celtics Conspiracies & Olympics Chat

In this episode of Hoopatheticals, Jez and Thom discuss the Australian Boomers' performance in the Olympics, particularly their loss to Greece. They also talk about Team USA's performance and the conspiracy theory surrounding Jaylen Brown's exclusion from the team. The hosts share their excitement for the upcoming NBA season and express their love for players like Matthew Dellavedova and Patty Mills. In this episode, Jez and Thom play the game 'Shots Fired' where they roast certain NBA teams and players. They discuss the Lakers' roster, the New York Knicks, and the Phoenix Suns. They also introduce the segment 'Badge of Honor' where they create 2K badges for NBA players. They end the episode with the segment 'Agent Cody Bank' where they act as agents for obscure NBA players.


Chapters


00:00 Introduction and Season Recap

03:00 Heat Check: The Australian Boomers' Performance + Greece Basketball

08:00 Team USA's Performance

15:30 NBA Conspiracy Theories

19:00 Excitement for the Upcoming NBA Season

22:28 Shots Fired - Playoff Flameouts

23:11 Roasting the Lakers Roster

24:35 The New York Knicks: No Playoff Success

27:28 Kevin Durant's Playoff Performance

30:18 Tom Thibodeau's Coaching Style and Player Injuries

33:37 Badge of Honor: Creating 2K Badges

39:11 Agent Cody Bank: Olympics Edition

42:16 Final Thoughts and Conclusion


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1 year ago
42 minutes 19 seconds

Hoopatheticals
LEBRON is a FREE AGENT?! + Conference Finals Check-in

Free Agent Lebron James... where is he going and why will it be the Lakers?


In this episode of Who Patheticals, Jez and Thom discuss the NBA playoffs and share their thoughts on the Eastern and Western Conference Finals. They express their disappointment with the Eastern Conference, which has been plagued by injuries and lackluster performances. They also discuss the potential of the Dallas Mavericks and the struggles of Rudy Gobert.

The hosts engage in a fun segment called 'Worst Fake,' where they argue for unexpected scenarios involving LeBron James and the New York Knicks.


Overall, they provide entertaining and insightful commentary on the current state of the NBA playoffs. In this conversation, Thom and Jez discuss potential destinations for LeBron James, the future of the Milwaukee Bucks, and play a game of 'Agent Cody Banks' where they act as agents for obscure players. They also share their final thoughts and answer a rapid-fire question.


Chapters:

00:00 Introduction and Discussion of Eastern Conference Playoffs

06:49 Discussion of the Dallas Mavericks

13:28 Critique of Rudy Gobert's Performance

19:07 Worst Fake Segment

24:34 Discussion of LeBron James' Impact on the Lakers

25:06 LeBron James' Potential Destinations

29:10 The Future of the Milwaukee Bucks

34:09 Agent Cody Banks: Obscure Players Edition

40:43 Would you rather Bowl someone Middle-Stump, or be Hot from Behind the Arc?


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1 year ago
45 minutes 13 seconds

Hoopatheticals
The Vibes in the East are OFF!! Playoff Predictions and the State of the Bucks

Why is every team in the east seeming a bit... off. No one seems to have rhythm, and we are 2 games away from the playoffs.

In this episode of Hoopatheticals, Jez and Thom discuss the current form and playoff prospects of the Milwaukee Bucks. They analyze the team's offensive and defensive ratings compared to last year, and express cautious optimism for their playoff run. They also discuss the importance of chemistry and the need for players like Giannis Antetokounmpo and Damian Lillard to find a balance between individual performance and team success. The hosts also touch on the coaching strategies of Doc Rivers and the impact of players like Khris Middleton and Bobby Portis. They conclude with their playoff predictions and potential upsets. In this conversation, Thom and Jez discuss the current state of the NBA playoffs and share their thoughts on various teams. They talk about the lackluster performance of the Boston Celtics and the passionless coaching of Joe Mazula. They also discuss teams that have no chance of winning, such as the Philadelphia 76ers, Phoenix Suns, Golden State Warriors, and Los Angeles Lakers. They express their doubts about the New York Knicks' chances of making it to the finals. They also discuss the potential matchups in the playoffs and the dominance of the Denver Nuggets. Finally, they play the segments 'Worst Fake' and 'Two Truths and a Lie' and share their thoughts on the upcoming playoffs.


00:00 Introduction and Buck's mega chat for the playoffs.

10:04 The Impact of Doc Rivers' Coaching Strategies

26:27 Team Most Likely to Be Swept in the First Round

34:01 Bad vibes in the East: The Disappointing Celtics and Passionless Coaching

41:50 Worst Fake

52:02 Two Truths and a Lie:

01:00:04 Agent Cody Bank:

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1 year ago
1 hour 2 minutes 14 seconds

Hoopatheticals
Pat Bev Helps the Bucks Buck the Trend + Celts/ Knicks Playoff Predictions

In this episode of Hoopatheticals, Jez and Tommy discuss the recent performance of the Milwaukee Bucks and the impact of Pat Bev on the team. They also analyze the defensive struggles of Brook Lopez and the contributions of players like Bobby Portis and Thanasis Antetokounmpo. The hosts then move on to a heat check segment, where they share their thoughts on the Celtics, LeBron James, and Dante DiVincenzo. Finally, they discuss teams with challenging fan loyalty, including the Brooklyn Nets and the Detroit Pistons. The conversation covers the struggles and disappointments of several NBA teams, including the Detroit Pistons, Toronto Raptors, Charlotte Hornets, and Utah Jazz. The hosts also play a game of Two Truths and a Lie and conclude with the Agent Cody Banks segment.


Chapters:


00:00 Introduction and Check-in with the Bucks

03:05 Impact of Pat Bev on the Bucks

05:58 Brook Lopez's Defensive Struggles

07:58 Discussion on Pat Connaughton

10:03 Heat Check Segment: Celtics, LeBron, and Dante DiVincenzo

22:55 Blake Griffin and the Detroit Pistons

23:39 The Tragedy of the Toronto Raptors

25:11 The Pitiful Charlotte Hornets

27:19 The Confusing Utah Jazz

29:36 Two Truths and a Lie

32:42 Agent Cody Banks



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1 year ago
42 minutes 51 seconds

Hoopatheticals
Adrian Griffin Fired! Doc Rivers In!! - Emergency Live pod

Adrian Griffin has been fired halfway through the season, and has been replaced by Mr 3-1 himself; Doc Rivers. Is this a Posiitve for the milwaukee bucks? Will they lose another 3-1 lead? Should our hosts be optimistic or sad?


All will be revealed!


Also sling us a message at hoopatheticals@gmail.com

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1 year ago
30 minutes 58 seconds

Hoopatheticals
NBA Season Halfway Point + Bucks Blowout Celtics

It's the halfway point of the season, and I think it is time to start asking the big questions... like was the Milwaukee Bucks blowing out the Boston Celtics the most underreported news event of the last 1000 years?!


We break down the worst handles in the clutch, the Dame time winner, and a lot more.


Also email thoughts to hoopatheticals@gmail.com


Show Time Stamps:

00:00 discussing Bucks vs Celts Blowout


10:51 - Thanasis Chat: Thanalysis and ‘what is a Thanasterclass?’


14:27 - The Dame Time game and more Bucks chat


27:39 - Thom’s Heat Cheque: Clippers


31:39 - First Team All- “Likely to dribble the ball off their own leg in the clutch”


39:38 - Two Truths and a Lie - Team Edition


46:18 - Worst Fake 


52:33 - Agent Cody Bank

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1 year ago
58 minutes 50 seconds

Hoopatheticals
15 Games into the '23-'24 Season

Do the Milwaukee Bucks have bad chemistry? Are the Denver Nuggets actually easy to stop? And will Thom love this version of the James Harden Clippers?


All this and more on today's check-in of Hoopatheticals

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1 year ago
1 hour 3 minutes 10 seconds

Hoopatheticals
A comedy NBA podcast hosted by comedian Jez F.M and hot-take machine Thom Nixon. It has been voted as the NBA podcast with the highest joke-to-sound-effect podcast on the internet, so sit back, relax and enjoy unhinged takes about the NBA.