The Hanging Gardens of Babylon: a lush paradise in thedesert... maybe. No one knows if it existed, where it was, or if it was just ancient real estate propaganda. This is Episode 3 in our Ancient Wonders series.
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The Isle of Sark: a tiny patch of land that clung tofeudalism until 2008, had no cars, and technically banned tractors. It’s like time forgot and then remembered just enough to be weird.
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Halley’s Comet: a space rock so dramatic it keeps comingback for applause—and every time, humans panic. Death omens, doomsday cults, ancient terror. It’s just a comet, guys.
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The Monkey Song: a Victorian music hall banger about a monkey who causes public unrest. Somehow, it still slaps. We won’t talk much about Ned Corvan—just the monkey chaos.
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The Statue of Zeus at Olympia: forty feet of gold, ivory,and beard. Built to impress, worshipped for centuries, and lost like your car keys. This is Episode 2 in our Ancient Wonders series.
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The Cadaver Synod: when Pope Stephen VI dragged his dead predecessor out of the tomb, propped him up in court, and yelled at his corpse.
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The Nika Riot: when chariot fans in Constantinople got somad they nearly burned the empire down. Sports riots hit different in 532.
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In Part 2, Nobunaga goes full pyromaniac, invents modernwarfare, and gets surprise-stabbed by his own guy. It’s betrayal, gunpowder, and a little tea on the side.
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Oda Nobunaga: warlord, visionary, unhinged lunatic in coolarmour. In Part 1, we meet the man who kicked Japan’s feudal chaos in the teeth and said, ‘I’m in charge now, deal with it.’
Also, a special product review of a cashier saying “Hi, how are you going?”
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Mansa Musa: the emperor who broke economies just by showing up. Richer than your wildest dreams and shinier than the sun, he turned a pilgrimage into a flex that echoed across continents.
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Matilda of England: royal daughter, political power broker,and Duchess of Saxony with a diplomatic spine of steel. She married into chaos, raised emperors, and made Europe her chessboard.
Also, a sneak peek at the new film Titanic 2.
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Part 2: John signs the Magna Carta, throws tantrums, anddies of peaches. Power, paranoia, and poop-water revenge—England’s worst king delivers.
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King John: royal disaster, brother of Richard, loser oflands, signer of things. In Part 1, we dive into his origin story—spoiler: it’s mostly bad.
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A giant bronze man stood guard over a harbour for a hot minute, then faceplanted into history. The Colossus of Rhodes: ancient engineering meets gravity. This is Episode 1 in our Ancient Wonders series.
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People danced until they dropped—sometimes dead. Was it a plague? A cult? Mass hysteria? Or just the worst rave in history?
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Rollo: Viking warlord turned French duke who said yes toland, no to French lessons, and maybe to biting people's faces.
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In Part 2, the Medicis crank it up—Popes, poisonings, andsome light art patronage between murder plots. Power never looked so decorative.
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The Medicis: bankers, puppet masters, Renaissance chaosgremlins. In Part 1, we meet the OGs who bought power and made Florence weirdly fashionable.
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Alexander the Great conquered the world—and his liver. From setting fire to cities to stabbing friends mid-toast, this is ancient diplomacy with a hangover. Let’s squirt!
Nazis. Americans. French prisoners. And... the Wehrmacht?The Battle for Castle Itter is the WWII fever dream where enemies teamed up to fight worse enemies.
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