Welcome to High INT Low WIS, an actual-play Quest World adventure, where the players are thicc of brain and dumb of ass! Tag along as our heroes of questionable heroism wreak havoc in The Spiral, 13 floating islands full of mystery, magic, and mysterious magicats.
Indulge in a sensible chuckle or two as Dungeon Master Nick subjects players Benny, Onna, Dean, Mike, and Alice to the consequences of their tomfoolery.
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Welcome to High INT Low WIS, an actual-play Quest World adventure, where the players are thicc of brain and dumb of ass! Tag along as our heroes of questionable heroism wreak havoc in The Spiral, 13 floating islands full of mystery, magic, and mysterious magicats.
Indulge in a sensible chuckle or two as Dungeon Master Nick subjects players Benny, Onna, Dean, Mike, and Alice to the consequences of their tomfoolery.
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The crew fights like magicats over who gets which room. Lorelei (Alice) goes toe to toe with Iimish (Benny) in a doomed footrace. Rosmo (Dean) offers scary stories and planning revenge in comfort. Taku (Mike) has a pretty convincing dream that definitely won't cause plot related problems later. Meanwhile, Onna (Daphne) reminds everyone to level up.
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, FilmCow SFX, ZapSplat, and Monument Studios.
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The party interrogates Marianne's motives over some Rosmopolitans. Iimish (Benny) asks possibly the most inappropriate question ever asked. Rosmo (Dean) waxes poetic about his mom's spaghetti while Lorelei (Alice) does her best to help him make friends. Daphne (Onna) negotiates for some truthful answers while Taku (Mike) asks the question on everybody's mind.
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, FilmCow SFX, ZapSplat, and Monument Studios.
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The crew finally forgets about Rockey. Rosmo (Dean) gets to diggin' and Lorelei (Alice) loots the corpse of an unloved dwarf. Iimish (Benny) and Daphne (Onna) headbutt a hag and Taku (Mike) tries to buy everyone's forgiveness with cool gifts; it (sort of) works.
Pee Ess: The audio has been updated to fix the intermittent audio drops for Dean and Onna. Enjoy!
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, FilmCow SFX, ZapSplat, and Monument Studios.
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The gang fights a vampire tree!
Daphne (Onna) does an arson, Iimish (Benny) does some barbarian bullshit, and Lorelei (Alice) gets to digging. Taku (Mike) pulls off an incredible level up on the heels of Dean (Rosmo) cursing all of us with some truly heinous vibes. Sorry, Mrs. Dean's Mom!
Pee Ess: If you listened on launch day, you may have heard the whoopsie file without music and SFX that got uploaded. You should relisten to this version instead!
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, FilmCow SFX, ZapSplat, and Monument Studios.
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The Gang has a healthy debate about the finer points of fey blood tax policy. Taku (Mike) supports strong vampire tree infrastructure while Daphne (Onna) argues in favor of tax evasion. Rosmo (Dean) and Iimish (Benny) have an interference off while Lorelei (Alice) has herself a lil goat snack.
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, FilmCow SFX, ZapSplat, and Monument Studios.
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The Gang makes camp in the extremely ominous swamps of Gladehaven. Iimish (Benny) forgoes his beauty sleep to conscript another friend into the party to spite Lorelei (Alice). Rosmo (Dean) finally recovers some HP and Taku (Mike) spouts some 100% accurate and definitely true facts. And after a long, long time, Daphne (Onna) finally casts Rocket Bird.
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, FilmCow SFX, ZapSplat, and Monument Studios.
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It's been a hot minute, huh?
In which Game Master Nick explains our mysterious hiatus, re-introduces the player characters, and gives a quick refresher on the story so far. There's lo-fi beats and magicats, too.
Episode 16, Jabber(t)wock, drops on July 1, 2025 at 9 AM Pacific.
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, FilmCow SFX, ZapSplat, and Monument Studios.
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The gang completes another encounter and wanders deeper into the Gladehaven wilds. Iimish (Benny) parleys with a fey despite Daphne's (Onna) trepidation. Rosmo (Dean) deals psychic damage to multiple players. Lorelei (Alice) tries to plot the best course by committee and promptly regrets it. Meanwhile, Taku (Mike) drives the DM (Nick) crazy with his many excellent drives.
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, FilmCow SFX, and Monument Studios.
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Tragedy befalls Taku (Mike), to the horror of the gang. Daphne (Onna) keeps Marianne and the Brand New Press Ganged Friend safe with the power of glitter. Iimish (Benny) and Lorelei (Alice) perform extremely normal and definitely SFW, we promise, acts of violence. Meanwhile, Rosmarian (Dean) yeets some beans in a very non-threatening manner.
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, FilmCow SFX, and Monument Studios.
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Taku (Mike) impresses everyone with his flawless morality. Daphne (Onna) commits unspeakable steam based atrocities while Rosmo (Dean) and Lorelei (Alice) use their teamwork skills to commit child-sanctioned murder. Meanwhile, Iimish (Benny) makes a brand new friend through the power of head scritchiez. Also, treats.
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, FilmCow SFX, and Monument Studios.
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The gang forms a protective pentagon of horror around their employer Marianne and begins the "easy" part of the escort mission to Creekside. Benny and Dean consider the consequences of their goofs while Iimish (Mike) and Rosmo (Mike) give Taku (Mike) the respect he deserves. Lorelei (Alice) continues her hunt for a dentist with impeccable graphic design skills. Meanwhile, Daphne (Onna) masters the art of culinary combat.
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, FilmCow SFX, and Monument Studios.
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The gang finally gets around to the questions part of 'job first, questions later'.
Rosmo (Dean) continues his perfect Marianne impersonation thanks to the very good magic skills of Taku (Mike). Iimish (Benny) picks a penny right side up and gets some surprising news. Meanwhile, Lorelei (Alice) asks Daphne (Onna) to reconsider a drastic decision.
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, FilmCow SFX, and Monument Studios.
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The gang experiences the joys of public transit. Daphne (Onna) and Iimish (Benny) busk for cash. Taku (Mike) gives Rosmo (Dean) a glamorous makeover, and Lorelei (Alice) learns about dental yield strength.
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, and Monument Studios.
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The cast sits down for a quick Session 0 to introduce their new character sheets and level up. After a quick run through Quest World's rules, the gang unsuccessfully tries to make sense of the Extremely Very Ominous Skyfall at the end of The Glitter and The Shade.
Lorelei (Alice) staves off her existential dread with a hearty WOOOOO! while Rosmo manifests his desired reincarnation. Meanwhile, Iimish (Benny) and Daphne (Onna) get a little help making the correct decision from Taku (Mike) and Pipesy.
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, and Monument Studios.
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At long last, The Gang finally Freaks the Friday. Lorelei (Alice) does some arts and crafts while Iimish (Benny) hurts his only feeling with an ill advised kick. Meanwhile, Taku (Mike) makes dentists and serial killers alike proud with his choice of toothpick. Daphne (Onna) puts the poetry in justice, and Rosmo (Dean) finally rolls something other than snake eyes.
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, and Monument Studios.
Programming Note: We'll be changing game systems at the start of our second arc (Episode 9). We'll be moving from Dungeon World to an independent redesign called Quest World, developed by Abdurahman Althani.
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Danny Ocean, eat your heart out--the crew executes their meticulously planned heist, and absolutely nothing goes wrong.
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, and Monument Studios.
Circus Minute courtesy of @OrionPlaysMusic.
Programming Note: We'll be changing game systems at the start of our second arc. We'll be moving from Dungeon World to an independent redesign called Quest World, developed by Abdurahman Althani.
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The gang figures out the finer details of how to freak this Friday. Taku (Mike) continues to earn his confidence while Rosmo (Dean) instructs Iimish (Benny) in the ways of Dwarven Myths and Ladders. Meanwhile, against everyone's better judgment, Daphne (Onna) and Lorelei (Alice) go off alone to a secondary location.
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, and Monument Studios.
Circus Minute courtesy of @OrionPlaysMusic.
Programming Note: We'll be changing game systems at the start of our second arc. We'll be moving from Dungeon World to an independent redesign called Quest World, developed by Abdurahman Althani.
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In this very educational episode, the crew learns about mythological foreplay, the mysterious mating habits of magicats, and Glittershade's great open container laws.
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, and Monument Studios.
Programming Note: We'll be changing game systems at the start of our second arc. We'll be moving from Dungeon World to an independent redesign called Quest World, developed by Abdurahman Althani.
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After taking on another job from Shady Sidhe, the gang spends a night relaxing in Port Manteau. Taku (Mike) and Daphne (Onna) tear it up on the dance floor. Iimish (Benny) meets his slap-boxing match made in heaven, while Rosmo (Dean) and Lorelei (Alice) fail to relax.
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, and Monument Studios.
Programming Note: We'll be changing game systems at the start of our second arc. We'll be moving from Dungeon World to an independent redesign called Quest World, developed by Abdurahman Althani.
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The gang corners Jasper in his tacky office and bullies him most effectively. Iimish (Benny) unleashes the fury of his angry wine sack while Rosmo (Dean), Daphne (Onna), and Lorelei (Alice) trash Jasper's office and his morale. Taku (Mike) and Pipesy handle the snacks.
Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, and Monument Studios.
Programming Note: We'll be changing game systems at the start of our second arc. We'll be moving from Dungeon World to an independent redesign called Quest World, developed by Abdurahman Althani.
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