NOTE: The powers that be have put a copyright strike against the previous episode and we have had to cut the majority of the songs we use as music criticism. I'll provide a list of the songs mentioned at the end of our notes.
Josh (@bosh.worst possible.word) returns to share the light and love of our lord Jesus Christ with some CHRISTIAN CONTEMPORARY MUSIC or maybe it’s CONTEMPORARY CHRISTIAN MUSIC, there’s just no way to know.
That’s right, my congregation of haters, we’re being tortured with more Christian slop music. This time Josh shows us music that Christian “artists” stole to make tunes to funnel idiots into the Christian death machine. We got a NIN rip-off, a Nirvana take, and some Christina Aguilera thievery. Please enjoy or you’re going to hell. It’s mandatory enjoyment.
Go check out Josh’s podcasts: Ill Conceived and The Worst of All Possible Worlds.
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Songs mentioned:
Audio Adrenaline - Some Kind of Zombie
Nine Inch Nails - Mr. Self Destruct
Newsboys - I'm Not Ashamed
Nik Kershaw - Wouldn't It Be Good
Newsboys - Breakfast
Big Tent Revival - Livin' Off Your LoveThird Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life
Resurrection (REZ) Band - Love Comes Down
AC/DC Whole Lotta Rosie
DC Talk - Jesus Freak
Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit
KJ-52 - KJ Five Two
Eminem - Real Slim Shady
Stacie Orrico - Genuine
Christina Aguilera - What A Girl Wants
Tyler’s Man Update. Nate gives Tyler an injection and the needle freaks Nate out. The T is flowing. You get a mouthful of breast—brother you’re having a good day.
Today we’re hating THE MAN SHOW. This was a “comedy” show helmed by Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel that gets taken over by Joe Rogan and Doug Stanhope. This a long takedown of toxic masculinity and patriarchy.
The Man Show is a truly evil and cursed piece of tv. We have some frank conversations and work through some stuff.
Over, under, in and out, that’s what sex is all about. Tyler’s friend Liv stops by to hate on Bisexuals.
We talk about the new sexual identity that has emerged. And Liv is ready to kill them. Tyler does his best to defend his fellow bi’s.
It’s a wild and frank episode. Have a good time or don’t.
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Tyler makes an announcement at the start of the episode. Please be kind.
Other than that, we’re doing The Nate and Tyler 2025 Blood Challenge. And talking about the tv show Hoarders. Uh, yeah, it’s evil. But we like it. We’re white hat hoarders fans.
Dr Robin Zasio. Matt Paxton. Just some real human garbage (lol that’s what they clean up in the show!!). We deep dive where they came from and how they got to hoarders. And, of course, the deeper impact and implications of watching Hoarders. Ethical consumption? She doesn’t go here.
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Nate has genitals, MALE genitals. Longtime friend to the Hater Boys, Andi, is in studio to talk about it. It being Thomas Kinkade, the painter of light.
Andi is an artist herself and helps Nate and Tyler navigate the question “do stupid people deserve to have art?”
We explore the life, career, and death of the highest paid artist of all time. He’s an evil, sexpest Christofascist. So grab a bottle of whiskey and bottle of Valium and get ready to ritualistically mark your territory.
You can see Andi’s art on Instagram @/ladyalinden and you can see the tattoos she’s done @/lindentreetattoo.
“A monumentally bad idea for an episode,” -Tyler
“Why did you choose to talk about this?” -Nate
“Maple syrup is a kink,” -The Maple King
Here we have it. An ill advised episode covering something quite serious and something trivial. It’s important to break up the hard stuff with some fluff. First and foremost, let’s do a CW: this episode discusses sexual assault and what happens when people seek out a medical exam after an assault. If that’s not your thing, then see you in a few weeks.
The Maple King (the_maple_king_ on Instagram) joins us live in-studio to discuss his advocacy work with the indigenous peoples of Oregon and the experiences of seeking medical care after SA in The Beaver State. Hint: it’s not good.
We also explore the systemic issues and lack of funding for SA related programs in the US and how Oregon has a stronger-than-most model for care.
Also: Nate teaches us about LaBubus. And why we should hate them. Let’s get sad.
You can follow TMK at the Instagram above or you can check out his YouTube channels here: Animation yt: @TheMapleKingOG, Epidemiology yt: @DontTouchYourFace
National SA Hotline: 1-800-656-4673
Native Hotline: 1-541-444-9680
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You didn’t ask for it but we delivered it anyway: SNAKES. That’s right, we take on the slithery reptile with aplomb.
Tyler starts with a hilarious personal life update. We dive into snake facts. We analyze why things get hated (snakes), tell you about snakes, and talk about different cultural uses of snakes.
America, China, Japan, Lithuania… all the stars are here.
Two hours of snakes. Come and get your slop for supper. Slopper.
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The Banana Boys start with a review of Superman. It’s fine. Not better than boobs, but still good. We give a full review of Superman but it’s over the theme song so sorry about that.
Then we move on to the topic of SEPTEMBER 11th 2001. That’s right. The haters are taking on 9/11. There’s talk of breeding, building 7 as the cuck chair, and we tackle 9/11 conspiracy theories.
We haven’t seen Junior but we did watch Loose Change. Boy, was it awful. It’s one of our most DeRanged and SeXual episodes.
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Men’s health means being wet sometimes. Marco (@aztec_gainz on Instagram) joins The Purest Warrior and Dagger to talk about the toxic world of MALE GYMFLUENCERS.
We drink preworkout and dunk our faces in Saratoga. We also explore the inherent fascism and toxic masculinity in these groups of big juiced boys. We talk about steroids, healthy male communication, and our gym routines.
If you wanna see some of these freaks, check out Ashton Hall, David Goggins, and The Tren Twins. We add enough in so you really don’t have to. Except the tren twins. Those beasts are fascinating.
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We start with anime talk because Rachel (@reachrachelkahn) just saw Akira. Tyler hates anime.
But we’re here with our Atlanta friend to talk about COP CITY. We take a bite out of a big topic—the police—and explore it through the lens of the Disneyland built for cops.
Turns out Coca Cola, Chik-fil-A, Home Depot, and Israel have been very bad boys. We explore the origins, impact, and future implications of the cop training facility that Atlanta flattened 86 aces of green space for it to exist.
Remember: if the state is letting you do something, then it doesn’t see it as threatening. Also we should go back to shaming cops.
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Nate wants to start smoking. Tyler and longtime pal/smoker Sean want to stop him. Do they have what it takes? Are they bad enough dudes to stop Nate from smoking the whole pack in one podcast?
Will Nate need smokers teeth polish? Why is smoking so bad if it makes you so cool and attractive? What about vaping? All the stars are here: Joe Camel, the coors beer wolf, a breedable Nate.
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Kanye’s music is cool and good and Tyler agrees with all of it. Does Tatooine have the right to defend itself? Dean (@tier1diabetic) joins the Hater Boyz to talk Star Wars. More specifically, the gremlins stoking culture war nonsense for clicks and credits… STAR WARS FANBOYS.
These three kings discuss their history with Star Wars, how Star Wars has slid towards the right, and how these YouTube ghouls farm hate for money. We discuss this by analyzing the YouTubers StarWarsTheory and TheCriticalDrinker. We dissect toxic fanboy behavior and how they can present somewhat benign ideas and shift them to conservative talking point. It’s more of that crap. But for Star Wars!
Tons of non-problematic accents in this episode. Deep discussion of Yaddle genital coloring. Klaud the homophobic slug!
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If you had to smoke and eat a person, it should be Graham Linehan. That gammon freak would be delicious. But he ain’t the dude du’jour (dude’jour????). Instead we’re discussing Little Rascal actor and tradcath BUG HALL with Ham Linehan (@hamlinehan).
We dip our toes into modern traditionalist Catholicism through the lens of an air duster huffing and wife abusing insane person. We read his posts. We speculate that modern tradcaths are just backing themselves into systems to abuse women for clout.
Tyler enjoys a Slime Licker. And they say America doesn’t make anything anymore.
Support the show at Patreon.com/hatereon. Tyler wrote an essay there. Do whatever you want. Rigidum vio ligma. Vivo cristo Rey.
We’re tackling a series of smaller hates here to appease the people that pitch things that don’t quite warrant a whole episode.
You can tie Nate up but you can’t tie him down. Tyler gets heated over something quite small. We explore the greater incuriosity that comes from eating ranch dressing as an adult.
Some tiktok voice. A superhero influencer. Some real cultural rot. I’m not gonna spoil it. Just listen to it. It’s freeform and loose but entertaining. Maybe if you read the topic and are deciding to skip the episode, you’re part of the problem. Maybe go into something blind and take a chance on liking it. Just enjoy the idiots making a quality program for you.
Support the show at Patreon.com/hatereon. Tyler just put an essay on there and some more slop is coming.
Josh (@bosh.worstpossible.world) from The Worst of All Possible Worlds podcast (@worstpossible.world) introduces The Hater Boys to WORSHIP MUSIC.
Nate and Tyler, secular boys that they are, open their hearts to the lord. Tyler makes a scrotal promise and follows through. Josh explains transubstantiation and cissubstantiation. What’s liturgy?
Songs featured in the episode but you don’t have to listen to them):
Go listen to Josh’s podcast, it’s really damned good.
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Bug (@potatotoes.bsky.social) joins the Hater Boys to talk about TRUE CRIME. We talk Joe Kenda, Lisa Simpson, and ask the most important question of our lifetime: why do women be talking?
True Crime is a big driver of clicks, views, and ads. We tackle all of it. We listened to podcasts, YouTube’s, and true crime tv. Our conclusion? We lowkey fuxwith America’s Most Wanted.
It’s grief porn that churns dollars out of murdered marginalized people. Kinda seems bad?
Tyler tries his hand at writing a true crime episode based on Oregon's most well known serial killer.
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What is Facebook? It’s only the beginning. They are meta. What was once a way to connect with friends around the world has become an AI slop factory serving you crab Jesus and flipna women. Joining us to look at the latest incarnation (not really) is Cameron from All This for 10 Dollars (@10bux.bsky.social).
We talk about how Meta has corrupted a cool thing (VR) with their dogshit world called the metaverse and how it’s helped destroy something bad (planet earth).
We jump into the VR world and it goes horribly. Tyler has a choice in front of him. Nate makes a Taiwanese friend. Cameron is horrified.
Go listen to Cameron’s podcast about Something Awful.
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Julia Roberts could’ve made Speed but Sandra Bullock could not have made Mystic Pizza and Tyler will die on that hill. Today Chels (@chels725.bsky.social) to talk about THE OSCARS.
Hollywood's big night has a lot of problems. Did you know it started as a union busting event that gave awards to executives wives? Think about that when you see ol Timmy Challomay says he would die for one.
We hope something—anything—dethrones Emilia Perez. Anora is mid. We take a historical view, y’all.
Support us at patreon.com/hatereon or don’t.
“I only like the beginnings of things.” —Don Draper
“I hate origin stories.” —Kennedy (@kennedytcooper.bsky.social)
Everyone already knows who Superman is. Kennedy is here to make us hate origin stories. We have a confession though; all three people on this podcast enjoyed X-men Original Wolverine. But we hated Dumb and Dumberer.
You see origin stories only exist to reinforce tropes that stifle thought and creativity and steal your dollars.
Go listen to Kennedy’s new podcast THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION OF OUR LIVES (here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-most-important-election-of-our-lives/id1793488824)
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Listen, we are fans of the gays. And we—2 cissy boys—sat down and watched the “dazzling and exhilarating” trans movie EMILIA PEREZ. It’s awful. Like really bad. It’s poorly made, badly acted, uses AI, and a truly evil piece of media.
Seriously. This film is Birth of a Nation for transphobes. Do not watch this movie unless you want to have a bad time. We watched it for you. We dissected it and talk about why it’s harmful to trans people.
Oh and it’s super racist to Mexicans as well! Awwww the French!
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