Unofficial and borderline illegal commentary track for Batman & Robin. Line up the “film” to 0:00 and watch it with us to celebrate 2 years of GoodBad 2: The Sequel

Did you know Shaq was a basketball player? Well Steel will not let you forget it. Did you know Steel is a character from Superman comics? Well there is no reference to that at all. Did you know that Steel is wiggly like rubber? Well evidently it was in 1997.

Mullet Kombat! The rules are simple, so they won’t be explained at all. Basically all you need to know is America and Korea are the only 2 teams in the karate world championships. Darth Vader himself coaches a rag tag group of American heartthrobs like Eric Roberts and Chris Penn to compete against the evil (?) Koreans then melodrama and montages ensue. Enjoy

Under Siege is everyone’s favorite Steven Seagal movie, it’s his highest rated film, and it was Oscar nominated. But is this Die Hard knockoff on a boat a “good” movie? Can a powerhouse performance from Tommy Lee Jones and the very presence of Gary Busy take it from Goodbad to good? Oh also Playboy Playmate Erika Eleniak is topless.

Kurt Russell, John Carpenter, ancient Chinese mysticism and monsters. Basically the absolute perfect recipe for a Goodbad cult classic.

Death comes for us all, in a very specific order. For some of us death really lays it on thick and blows up your house with a vodka bomb. On this episode we discuss the popular teen horror film from 2000, Final Destination starring Stan from the Eminem video.

This episode is in 3D and the 3rd dimension is terror

We know we know, you love Hook and you love Robin Williams. So do we. Both are global treasures. However Steven Spielberg himself has admitted he is not happy with Hook. It does have only 29% on Rotten Tomatoes. Plus it was originally meant to be a musical and it was going to star Michael Jackson. Soooo it’s worth discussing the 1991 retelling of Peter Pan vs Captain Hook and deciding if it is Goodbad or just bad.

On this episode we are reviewing Demolition Man: Attack of the Clones aka Judge Dredd. Is this guilty pleasure Stallone flick as bad as they say it is? Is it just Robocop redressed? Is Rob Schneider responsible for its failure? Give us a listen and find out, you’ll be glad you did.

(Spoilers)TEST YOUR MIGHT! On this episode Jon and Danielle discuss the brand new Mortal Kombat fresh off its theatrical and HBO Max release. Is is a flawless victory or a fatality?

Finally we get to talk about Godzilla vs Kong. What we won’t talk much about is Eleven, Coach Taylor, podcast guy, Rebecca Hall, Dr Tarzan, or any of the other humans. The only thing that matters is who will be The King Of Monsters? Oh yeah and F’n MECHAGODZILLA!

Zack Snyder’s Justice League has once again brought Superman into the public eye so we thought now was a good time to discuss Christopher Reeve and his last attempt at the Man of Steel. Superman IV: Quest for Peace is considered the worst of them all, but is it really?

Michael Keaton and Tim Burton were done with Batman by 1995. Enter Val Kilmer as The Dark Knight, Jim Carrey as The Riddler, Tommy Lee Jones as Two-Face. Add some nipples to the bat suit, Seal’s Kiss From a Rose, Chris O’Donnell as Robin, and some neon flair and you’ve got a Joel Shumacher “masterpiece”. Basically Batman Forever walked so that Zack Snyder’s Justice League could run. Shumacher cut > Snyder Cut! Not really but here is our review.

Jon and Danielle finally discuss the infamous George Lucas 1980’s dud Howard The Duck. It’s a space travel movie that isn’t Star Wars. It’s a Marvel movie that isn’t MCU. It’s a kids movie with duck nudity. It’s exactly what we are looking for!

On this episode Jon and Danielle discuss Romeo Must Die starring Jet Li, DMX, and Aaliyah. What’s that, she is not in this movie? It’s called Cradle 2 the Grave you say? Why isn’t it Cradle 2 da Grave or Cradle to the Grave? Anyway, this is our review of Interchangeable Rapper + Kung Fu Star 6

What do you get when you combine Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots with Over the Top and Rocky? No, not a law suite. You get the surprisingly underrated Hugh Jackman non-wolverine movie from 2011 Real Steel.

What do you get when The Rock, King Kong lite, Joe Mangianello and a flying wolf go head to head? Mayhem! In one of our favorite GoodBad 2 episodes, Jon and Danielle get WILE about wild animals and Dwayne Johnson. Listen with a side of pepto bismol in your latte.

We covered the video game turned hit movie, Mortal Kombat way back on episode 1. Now we are talking about the sequel that takes place seconds after the first and completely disregards everything that MK set up. Raiden, Sonya Blade, Johnny Cage, Jax and a few others are completely different actors now, but at least Liu Kang’s hair is back. This is our fatality of Mortal Kombat Annihilation. Finish Him

Before there was Marvel’s Avengers, before there was Batman, there was The Shadow! Alec Baldwin brings the 30’s noir hero to life in this 1994 superhero film. The Shadow is an opium addicted hero who can’t defeat a flying knife that bites. However goofy it may be, this movie is actually really fun. This is our review.

Is this Sylvester Stallone movie Die Hard on ice? Yes, but it’s so much more than that. It’s also John Lithgow doing a terrible British accent, a seemingly endless amount of teleportation, shirtless Italian Stallion, 90’s action elements such as C4 explosive, night vision goggles, and desert eagle hand guns. In other words it’s perfect