We recorded this back in August but I swear we still want Trina McGee from Boy Meets World to come on the pod. We want to hear from you, queen.

Yeah, it's been about the gestation of a human baby since we released the episode. You can tell this one is current cuz we talk about the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial. I mean, I only have myself to blame. Anyway, stay tuned for the spinoff pod feat. Aud and Annie called Double A Battery.

Brooke attempts to unionize crabs, Haley conceals her emotional affair, and everyone is pretty much dogshit for no reason. Also, we wish Sam and Ellie a happy weekaversary when we recorded this episode which was several months ago. I suck. I am sorry.

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a ba-logna logna logna logna time. Yeah. Long time since we posted an ep. But Annie's in Rome and we have few lined up so no time like now than to post them till she gets back! Enjoy!

I'd love to tell you I didn't post this episode out of respect for Meatloaf cuz of our jokes in the wake of his death. But nah we didn't care that much I just got lazy. We literally talk about the Bengals ABOUT to be playing for the AFC championship. It's been like a month and a half. I am sorry. But hey, they won. So there's something to be said for there.

So much conflict in this episode that the only thing we discuss is Bob Saget who was reported dead while we were recording the pod. Comedy is dead. No one is allowed to be funny anymore. RIP Danny Tanner and not Bob Dole.

Lots of lies. Luke lies when he cries. Just listen to the episode. Also Betty White was alive at the time of recording this pod so everyone relax. Truly the more egregious offenses were the Bing Bong references at the beginning and end of the pod. Whatever, fuck ya life, bing bong.

Sorry it has been a bit. House hunting sucks. Don't buy a house. Especially since we are trying to find one. It's hard. Stop buying in the Cincinnati area, We need more options. Anyway the Aussie thinks Lucas is an infant. Hilarious. Tric is the hot new club ruined by teens. More hilarious. Bing bong.

Kids be having sex too much on this show. Frankly I am tired of it. Also Dan Scott is hot now? I don't get it. Also I totally forgot to upload this before Halloween. My bad. And I am very much aware that Your Mom's House used the "Fuckin Camp" sound bite before us, but chill. We love YMH and they made us fall in love with the Fuckin Camp Girl, so this is a tribute to Todd and Christine. We followed proto. You didn't. You're fired, bud. Touch my camera through the fence.

We mostly argue about the contents of BBQ sauce, little about the content of OTH sauce. This episode sucks tho. Listen for the bits alone!

\/\/33D is k00L. Got a little too high before this sesh. Sorry. Anyway lots of new nationalities in this episode. We got....Australian professors posing as students to get in good with their class and also to possibly have sex with Karen. I dunno man. The skittles cold open rules though.

What a nothing fucking episode. We talk mostly movies, Brazilian Butt Lifts (BBLs), and fuck around for the first ten to fifteen minutes. Spoiler alert for the movie Hereditary. Oh well we had fun.

You ever rent a warehouse for a teen wedding shower? Well good news, now you will never have to. These dumb fucks in Tree Hill did it for us. Listen in abject horror as we dive deep into how these idiots normalize marriage for kids who can barely drive. Our guest Ellie gives us the scoop on nursing evil tv characters back to health and shares the skinny on her own fandom of the dummies in OTH.

Everything you thought was going to take weeks to solve gets fixed in one episode. Terrible writing. Sit back and relax as we talk about pooping in the wrong places and why high school marriage might not be ideal. Goodnight and good luck.

You guys like farts? Stealing babies? Post-marital coitus? Then this one may as well tickle your giggle gland cuz we got all that shit and a bag of dicks. We are double podding for the last two episodes of the season! We got JOKES. We got MUSICAL numbers. We got CATS. But not any musical numbers from 'Cats'. 'Cats' sucks. Our cats rule though. Goodnight!!!

The kids throw a party at Nathan's new digs. And there can't be a party without unwanted guests and crazy teen moms running around. Audrey is teasing the cats with the laser pointer, gotta go.

We venture off topic multiple times, which just so happen to be the best parts of the show. We just ate a big charcuterie board and I was absolutely blasted off gin and soda, so I was laughing. A lot. We hope you like teen pregnancies and only teen pregnancies, because that's all what this annoying episode of One Tree Hill is about.

WARNING: LOTS OF LIP SMACKING. Our greatest fan of all time, Tina from Winnipeg, our Canadian Queen, sent us an amazing care package. We cold open with Suge's poop butt, which is not as appetizing as it sounds, and carry the rest of the ten minutes as a sort of unboxing/mukbang/ASMR session thing. If you listen to no other episode, please listen to us just geek out over Canadian snacks.

Hello. We are back. Shit is wild. We talk boy toy auctions and how Hilarie Burton, Bethany Joy Lenz, and Sophia Bush stole our completely original idea that has never been made into a podcast before us, I promise.

It's been awhileeeee, or however that shitty band Staind says it. We have been busy as all hell. But don't worry. We are getting back into it. Enjoy the craziness in this episode. You won't regret it as much as we do. Something about Terry Silver from Karate Kid 3 tricking Karen into falling in love with him to get revenge on Daniel LaRusso or some shit I dunno I am just stoked for Cobra Kai Season 4 LETS GOOOOOOOO.