Welcome to another chaotic episode! This was recorded a month and a half ago… We are again sorry this has reached you so late, but we hope you can forgive us with being here now.
Life be f**king us hard y’all, we can’t even fully express all the turmoil that has been thrown at us. We love our podcast, and bringing new episodes to escape into and girl talk with a couple goofy dumbasses!
This episode we talk about all the sister signs and how they help and repel each other. How every sister sign can bring out things in the other that makes the duo dynamic! We also tangent off on some compatibility. Truthfully, during our research we noticed that there are so many differing opinions on what signs are most compatible with the other, that the only conclusion we could make is that this would have to be talk about by a real astrology professional because anything online is severely biased😅🤷♀️. Sorry Not Sorry.💋
Hope you enjoy this topic and we’ll see you next episode!
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Compatability: https://astrotalk.com/astrology-blog/sister-zodiac-sign-meaning-and-astrology-of-sister-signs-insideastro-iajj-7/#Virgo_and_Pisces
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Wow!! It’s been a little minute since we posted a video. Fun fact, 2 days after this episode was recorded, Kali’s sweet grandma passed away and there have been a lot of stuff happening in life. So we needed to take a couple months off. BUT!! We are back!
This episode we finish up the Houses of astrology! Houses 7-12! We also give insist to what that means for our specific chart and how you can find out your own houses, signs, and planetary alignments✨.
We hope you enjoy this episode, and come back for our next episode where we talk about sister signs and compatibility.🖤
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Houses Website: https://www.astrology.com/houses
Co-Star on Houses: https://www.costarastrology.com/how-does-astrology-work/houses
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Full Disclosure, we tried our very best y’all🙈😅! But if you didn’t want chaos, why are you here?😂🤭
Truly one of the most complicating things we ever attempted to learn happened on a day where Kali’s chronic illness brain would not allow her to be a person. So I’m sure you can guess how this might have gone as we dive into part one (1-6) of the houses of astrology and what they each mean.
Honestly we still have lots of questions but a great resource is the Co-Star app, (not sponsored✨) which can help you learn a little bit more about the person born under the universe above!
See you next episode for part two of the houses in astrology🖤
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Houses Website: https://www.astrology.com/houses
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Over the weeks of us talking about all the signs in the zodiac, it’s time we dive a little deeper and find out how each of the planets in our solar system says about you.
Dev is also going to be discussing what the “big three” means (i.e. sun, moon, & rising) and why it’s important to know where and when you were born to get an accurate reading on your full natal chart.
We are learning along the way with you so please, as always, bare with us as we navigate the chaos.
We would love to know your chart so drop in the comments because we love learning more about you (our listeners)!
Next episode we’ll be discussing the houses of astrology…
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Planet’s Explained: https://www.horoscope.com/us/planets/index.html
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After 5 episodes of seriousness, or as serious as we are capable of presenting, it’s time to play a little game!
Dev and Kali come up with silly little questions and the other person has to answer which zodiac sign the question is asking about. And as a reminder, this is a fun silly little podcast of chaos, so not all question will fit all signs.
We love all our listeners and want to hear form you! We have a google forum for your stories, questions, and feedback! Be sure to share and like cause it helps on our end reach more and more goofy chaos baddies like you!
See You Next Episode!
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Personality Traits: https://www.costarastrology.com/zodiac-signs
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The second part of describing personalities of the zodiac here for you!
LIbra, Sagittarius, Aries, Taurus, Virgo, and Cancer you’re up! This has been a very fun project for us and we hope you have been enjoying it as well.
We want to hear what you think of these descriptions and how much they speak truth so be sure to comment below! And if you want to see the full description about you zodiac personality it’s below in the link✨!
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Personality Traits: https://www.costarastrology.com/zodiac-signs
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WooHoo we’re here for another round of the zodiac!
Now it’s time to find out the personality traits of each sign in astrology! We wanna know what you all are like according to your sun sign. Now this doesn’t necessarily mean everything will align with you because everyone’s chart runs so much deeper than we are diving. We just scratch the surface!
This episode we find out the personality traits of Pisces, Aquarius, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, & Capricorn! We will be covering the remaining 6 signs in the next episode since we didn’t want the episode to be a million hours long, cause who has the time?🙈🤷♀️
If you want to read the remaining traits of these, please follow the link to read on!
Can’t Wait To See You Next Episode Babes!💋
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Personality Traits: https://www.costarastrology.com/zodiac-signs
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Happy New Episode Besties!
Last round of 2025 predictions for the zodiac signs. So if you didn’t hear your prediction last episode, then you will be happy to know it’s all about you this episode!
Jade was unable to grace us today because she had to hustle her bustle! We wish her all the stability so she can join us again! SO it is just Kali and Dev giving the last 6 signs and what is to be expected this 2025 year!
Please Share, Like, & Follow it helps tremendously and we know that not everyone can go to the merch shop but sharing us with other chaotic baddies is amazing!!
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2025 Zodiac Predictions: https://www.astroyogi.com/horoscope-2025
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Good Chaotic Monday Babes✨
As promised, this episode is the first part of the 2025 year predictions of the zodiac🖤. So that we don’t have a 2 hour long episode we decided to split them in 6 signs in two separate episodes. If you don’t hear your zodiac sign on this episode, be sure to check back in for part two!✨
We start these predictions with the 3 signs of our hosts (Aries, Capricorn, & Taurus) and the 3 sister signs of those (Libra, Cancer, & Scorpio). We want to encourage everyone to take these predictions with not as much seriousness as to elicit anxiety or sense of failure. These are predictions and tho we think astrology can be powerful, it is not something that can determine your future, because you’re own strength and internal knowledge of yourself can do that💋! But also let them feed your soul✨.
Next time we will be back to talk about the 2025 predictions for the remaining 6 zodiac signs!
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2025 Zodiac Predictions: https://www.astroyogi.com/horoscope-2025
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Hello and Welcome Back Chaotic Babes!
After our holiday break we got our incredible host, Jade, back for our newest season of chaos, human things, and cringe, at times. Cause how could you expect anything less!
Sticking with our alphabetical topic cycle, we’re doing a full big topic per season! For example, this season is about all things Astrology! We talk about it but we definitely couldn’t pass a test about it to save our lives. So, this is our attempt to learn and you get to watch us struggle at our studies and then try to talk to you about it!
This week we are reviewing our 2024 zodiac predictions, that we previously read in episode 52! Our reactions are very different and Jade open’s up about some very personal journeys and strides she’s made in 2024 and why she was on a sabbatical. She’s an incredible human being and hearing her story ca hopefully help others going through something similar and help them find their own inner confidence again✨🖤.
Now we have to apologize for all the other signs we didn’t read, because we were selfish and only read Taurus, Aries, and Capricorn. It’s not cause we don’t care, we just did less than the bare minimum last time😅and that’s definitely our bad y’all. The link so you can look up what your 2024 predictions were, is linked below.
BUT, next episode will be all about 2025 zodiac predictions and we promise to read ALL 12 signs!
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2024 Zodiac Predictions: https://www.astroyogi.com/horoscope-2024
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Hello Chaotic Babes!
The last episode of season 3 is here and we bring you an hour of weird, hilarious, and wikipedia informative.
The last episode of this season ends with the last letter in our alphabetical wild show, letter Z! It took us way too much brain power to come up with a Z topic, but we finally landed on Zoos!!
Zoos have been a huge topic of conversation lately, with climate change and human intrusion suffocating a lot of wildlife, on top of the two newly born babies that have taken social media by storm, Moo Deng the pygmy hippo and Pesto the penguin! If you have no idea what we’re talking about, don’t worry about it. We will definitely explain it the best we can between cackling and pretending to know things we don’t🤭🙃!
Since this is the end of the season we will be having a season break to plan and get rested up for a whole new season of your favorite chaotic podcast!
See You Next Season!✨
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We missed you Chaotic Babes! 2-weeks of being hit with illness and symptom flares, is not recommended!
But here we are again with a new episode of weird, wild, and wacky! As we get to the end of the season and alphabet, the topics tend to get a bit strange and might be descfribed as “a bit of a stretch”. BUT! It’s our show and we don’t know how to do anything normally! So here we are✨.
This week Kali has her individual topic, brought to you by the letter, Y! She decides to play a little game of Guess That Slang! Dev has to guess the definition of the slang used in the last 123 years of generations! Some you may be familiar with and some are so far out there, it would be interesting to find out how they got started. Alas, this is a bare minimum podcast solely for the purpose of escaping this shit show sandwich called reality!
See You Next Week and Happy Halloween!🖤💋
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**Trigger Warning** this episode has a moment of talking about suicide and we always encourage our listeners to prioritize yourself first. The moment is between the time 50:50 to 55:10. Please skip if you need to🖤.
Happy Chaotic Monday Besties✨!
This week’s episode is brought to you by the letter X for our group topic! Now obviously excuses doesn’t start with an X, but damn this is a hard letter and so we are using it as an excuse to use words that sound like they start with X! Does that make any sense?!🤷♀️cool great🙃💋!
Kali tells us the many different definitions of excuses and dives deep into the difference between using an excuse and a reason for something. Along with a personal story of how a pile of excuses affected an important moment😅. Dev brings the best of the episode by talking about the best excuses used from Reddit. Excuses to get out of work, school, relationships, and everyday shenanigans!😂
Have an Amazing Rest of Your Chaotic Week Besties!
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Source:
20 Excuses Most People Make That Stop Them From Reaching Their Dreams
- https://www.lifehack.org/articles/communication/20-excuses-most-people-make-that-stop-them-from-reaching-their-dreams.html
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Good Morning, Good Afternoon, and Good Evening Chaotic Babes!!
This all new episode of your favorite chaotic ladies. We discover at the beginning that Dev hates jokes with this weeks IceBreaker: What’s the best joke you know? We would love to hear yours in the comments! ✨
Ever been thinking with the lights off and wanted to know things about weeds? This week’s individual topic is brought to you by the letter W, and presented by the hilarious and fabulous Dev! If you’re new to the chaos, you will soon learn that Dev loves plants of all shapes and sizes and most of all she loves weeds! No not weed, weeds😂. If you have a negati ve view of weeds, like Kali, this episode will widen your thoughts next time you go to weed your flower beds and gardens.
Hope the rest of your week is incredible!🤭
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What happens when two chaotic weirdos look up things about Vampires on wikipedia? This weeks episode of Functional Chaos!!🤭
It’s another chaotic week without our Jadey Bean, but Kali and Dev are still trying to bring you an hour of escapism of random, laughable weirdness! Episode 74 is brought to you by the letter, V, and the group topic is vampires!!
Kali gives us a few true crime stories that are known for Vampire-ish things in one way of the other. There is a trigger warning that topics of blood, death, SA, misinformation, and cannibalism. We always want you to put yourself first and understand if you need to sit this episode out! We will be here next week for a new topic just as random.😅🤷♀️🖤
Dev brings stories of vampires from other cultures. Obviously, we know that wikipedia can not be 100% trusted and we pride ourselves of our transparency of how unserious our podcast is✨ and hope you enjoy where we take conversations, even if we sound dumb as a toad🖤🙃. We love to hear any corrections and do better research later because we do like to learn on our free time and can do better next time.
Have an incredible rest of your Chaotic Week Besties!✨
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Welcome back to a new week of chaos!
BUT! We don’t have our Jadey Bean this week, cause she’s out at the beach for a little get away✨! While we miss the person that brings function to this chaotic silly ol’ time of a podcast!
It is a bit of a shorter episode but that doesn’t take away from the stories in Kali’s individual topic. Brought to you by the letter, U; she tells us a bunch of Uber stories off of our favorite forum site, Reddit! Some are hilarious, some are horrifying, got some short and long, and all others in between.
If you have any stories you wanna share about experiences with Uber/Lyft/Cab services and we’ll share yours, next time we talk about Uber Stories🤭🤷♀️! The link to share your stories is listed below! We wanna hear ‘em besties🖤!
Have an amazing chaotic week babes!✨
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We Missed You! Did You Miss Us Chaotic Babes?!🤭✨
Life has been absolutely trying to show us who is boss lately causing us to have to take an unplanned 2 week break. But we are back this week with a whole new episode of your favorite brand of chaos!
We have to put a huge WARNING for anyone with misophonia, because this episode has some great/horrible mouth sounds and we understand if this one is not your vibe! BUT, know that we are trying some great, weird, and international treats! First we try a big snack box from Turkey! It has an assortment of sweet and salty snacks! The link for the box is down below.
Next we Try this week’s flavors of Crumbl Cookies. Unfortunately one of the treats from Crumbl could not be consumed by our favorite little Jadey Bean because it contains some pineapple juice and Jade is allergic. Along with that, Dev has never experienced those that are Crumbl Cookies! Join our adventure of weird faces and mouth sounds🙃👍
As always we love you Chaotic Weirdos & see you next week!🖤
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The chaos continues but with everyone's favorite guest, Karl!!
If you’ve missed the other episode’s with Kali’s little sister Karl, have no fear for this episode shall rid you of that deprivation🤭!
On top of the news that Karl got a new cat, we spend about 10 minutes talking about the 2024 Olympics that were going on in Paris and gradually circle back to the olympics near the end, (warning that Kali definitely pronounces Ilona Maher’s name wrong and she is forever going to be embarrassed by her own confident obliviousness😅) for another 5-10 minutes🖤. Also apologies to all the other athletes we didn’t mention from that have made amazing strides and memorable moments.
Now to the main topic that our gorgeous Dev has brought us this week, brought to you by the letter S; Dev talks to us about slugs!! And a little bit of the snails and how they differ from each other. Karl learns a lot about one of the things she hates the most on this Earth.🤭😁There is also talk about slugs mating and a picture is shown just as a warning to listen for that if you aint about seeing the most beautiful mating that will ever exist.
Remember that no matter what you look like or what others thinks you look like, will NEVER define who you are, what you’re capable of, and where you “should” be. We accept you regardless cause everyone else makes it way too deep🖤✨.
Happy Chaotic Week Babes!
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We Back Chaotic Nerds!
We are missing Jade this week because she is sitting on some animals all week🙃 so Kali and Dev are going to bring you your topic inspired by the letter, R. 😁Though there is no function to this chaos, they deliver on this ADHD brain relatable episode about just random shiz!
It is a groups topic! While Kali brings us a combination of something that has her pissed, something hilarious, and a relatable story about her sister; Dev gives us a boiling pot of random things that start with R, which is absolutely above and beyond the assignment and we looooove it!🤭
Hope This Episode Helps Jump Start Your Chaotic Monday Babes!
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Check out the sourced article about Charolette the Sting Ray & the Government Cheese Caves:
- https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/05/31/charlotte-the-stingray-reproductive-disease/73923031007/
- https://www.farmlinkproject.org/stories-and-features/cheese-caves-and-food-surpluses-why-the-u-s-government-currently-stores-1-4-billion-lbs-of-cheese
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Happy Chaotic Monday Babes!🖤
In casual Functional Chaos fashion we switch our studio location this week, cause Kali’s a/c broke and her room was the only room with the portable a/c in it. So here we are, apologies for the terrible lighting for those watching this weeks episode, her room needs a serious makeover🤭🙃🤷♀️.
Aside from the visual, our audio was finally working (other than the first minute) this week so we deep dove into Jade’s individual topic this week, brought to you by the letter Q! Earlier in the week Jade had the whole crew take a personality Quiz and we analyze them for you online!✨Spoiler Alert: Jade calls Dev & Kali boring for their results!😂
Tho this is a shorter episode, we hope it scratched your chaotic nerve to get you through your week besties!💋
Fell Free to the free online 16 Personalities test to find your lettershttps://www.16personalities.com/
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Don't forget to check out our new Merch!
https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com
Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod!
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Thanks for Listening & Watching!
Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade
