Multiple first round picks, trade backs, surprising picks, and more. We evaluate the new additions to the best team in the NFC North, and also the Bears.
Ever wanted to be a smarter fan? You're in luck! After we discuss March Madness, the NFL offseason, and other notable news we will have the honorable sports professor himself presenting his first lecture.
DJ Moore has me begging for more. I need more man from a Mormon Moore, man. Oh man. My Moore man is not a Mormon man aw man.
Also other things.
"Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light." – Helen Keller
"Do your own research." - Aaron Rodgers
Also football stuff
Going through football withdrawals, but at least we have baseball to piss us off
A debt is paid this week, and we talk Superbowl reactions and NFL offseason.
Championship Week previews, Division Week discussions. Mad Libs. Also Mad Libs.
AT FN, HAVE IT YOUR WAY... unless you're looking for timely episodes. In this episode we reacted to the Wild Card round and looked ahead to a Divisional round which has already happened as you're listening. We hope you still enjoy, and can maybe laugh at some of our predictions. There's also a look-ahead to some big-name NFL free agents.
Reacting to the college playoffs and predicting the NFL playoffs. So basically all football, but we do have a Marry/F/Kill at the very end if that's your thing.
Furious George gets down on his knees and opens wide... to beg the Cubs to sign a big free agent bat. We also react to another Lions win, and bring back the sports semantics segment to debate the meaning of "poverty franchise."
FRAUD ALERT!!! FRAUD ALERT!!!
AN Ohio State University just got dogwalked on national television, and the balance of power has shifted in the Big 10. The Michigan flag wasn't the only thing to get planted deep into the Buckeyes on Saturday. The Horseshoe? Jim Harbaugh just lost his shoe somewhere between the cheeks of the softest program in the country. Man I could go on forever... Just listen to the episode already.
Well it's been a few weeks, and while we were gone The Man in the Michigan Hat forgot how to use his mic. So enjoy this terrible audio until about halfway through the episode.
We promise the audio will be better next week when we celebrate Michigan destroying OSU.
Football reactions
Furious George ran a marathon and has a wild bathroom encounter
Testicles have taste buds? Has science gone too far?
Sorry no intro. Had to rush to get this out last minute. Blame our lazy editor.
NFL and NCAA reactions
How good are the Lions and Bears?
Return of Draft Daze!
ROP ROP ROP
Bears sliiiiiiiiiiiide into them DMs. Lions let a comeback slip away. Notre Dame makes their fans cry. Michigan makes their fans cum. Lots of wetness and fluids in this week's episode. And that doesn't even include a boat ride on the way to Numenor. So much wetness flooding your earholes. I hope you wore your bathing suit.
It's NFL Week 1!!! We preview Lions and Bears matchups, react to college football action, and introduce a brand new segment! Check out the new show Rings of Power, and follow along with us as we spend some time reviewing what might be the greatest show of all time.
Another episode of manic deviance awaits...
We talk a little about how we think the AFC will play out this season, and a lot about these things:
Three's Company...
Three Amigos...
The Jonas Brothers...
The Bermuda Love Triangle...
Hat Trick...
Three Dollar Bill...
Neopolitan Ice Cream...
We Three Kings...
ménage à trois...
Are you just going to keep reading this all day? Play the episode!
On this episode, the safe word is whiskey.
Also, Man in the Michigan Hat lays out his optimism for the Lions, Furious George does the same for the Bears. Then, depending on the results, Furious George could be deepthroating shots of nasty sodas, and Man in the Michigan Hat could be smothered in some luscious breasts.
Here it is, the episode where Furious George and the Man in the Michigan Hat have their biggest disagreement to date. Will the show survive? Will they ever speak to each other again? Well yes, because they still had to discuss how to save all-star games. Also who has the biggest bust? I mean who will bust the hardest? Wait, I mean what makes a man bust?... Just listen to the episode.
