This is a BIG moment guys!! Today marks the last of Season 1!!! I'm so so excited for what I have in store for us for Season 2?!?!
Any how....this episode, we tackle a man's favorite past time: tricking!! I know, I know....but it means well and we are definitely breaking it down for the people in the back. We talk about what it truly means to be a trick....better yet what it means to be the one doing the trickin' honey!! Buckle up heauxs, we going INNN IIITTT!
We come back, BIGGER THAN EVAAAA!! Today, we tackle my personal favorite topic....BBW's!!!! Make some noise...WTF y'all? No I joke, I joke.....in seriousness, we buss down the stereotypes and dive deep into the warm, creamy masterpiece of what it means to be a plus sized individual. Tell me you've had better....go ahead....I'll wait *sips gin*....
What's Good folks?? It's ya girl!! Welcome Back and thank you thank you THANK YOU for still putting up with me lol. See ya soon.
ALL ABOARD!!!! Redwings reporting for duty! LISTENNN, I've earned a few stripes okay!?!?! And I done made that man a couple pots of spaghetti ya' heard me? If you don't get that ol' Southern, Urban myth, then you're too young to be here. But since you are, press play and let me learn ya somethin'. We roll up and puff on one of the most divided, questionable, yet most popular taboo sex topics.....PERIOD SEX. *dundundunnn* Yes bitch, YES.
LOVE that song....but I need that "What's Your Fantasy" by Luda OKAY?!? This episode we're unlocking the sex dungeons, the weird (but not-so-weird), BDSM sexual fantasies we only dream of. Yea that's right....we didn't watch 50 Shades for no damn Christian Grey!! We watched it for the plot!!! I promise you, you aren't alone in that inner freak mind you're trying to hold back on! UNLEASH IT!!!!
We are sounding off on a girl's true best friend...and no, diamonds aren't it, its that wand in the nightstand, BOW. We dig into one of my most coveted pleasures....sex toys!! From solo play to beads....and I ain't talkin' bout them Mardi Gras beads either!! Stop being afraid of opening that drawer bitch and have a REAL nut!! *pours up a cup of Don Julio*.....now men, if you listen closely, I'll give you the cheat code, play by play.
Hell hath no furry like a person scorned. As you know, if you're a listener, my 9 year relationship ended due to him cheating amongst other shit. Long story short, I'm stupid in love with someone who can't love me back the same way. I unofficially gave him chance after chance after chance only to be met with repeat after repeat after disappointment every time. After being broken over and over.....in true Gemini fashion, I snapped. I know what you're thinking....wtf does that have to do with a sex podcast?? Well.....IF I WOULD'VE STOPPED FUCKING HIM I WOULDN'T EVEN BE IN THIS SHIT!!!! Sex is connected if not rooted in emotions, especically when you care about the person. We have to learn when to walk away instead of letting a mf walk all over you and use you because if all you getting out of it is anut....just buy a rose bitch!!
When I whisper in your ear, I want you to say my name.....Mordecai! Nah nah....I'm just playing. Jokes aside I've been saying that phrase and it's been stuck in my head for WEEKS now. Which brought me to this episode.....dirty talking!! TMI, it's my favorite form of dominance in the mf'n bed. I discovered I have a praise kink....like BIIIIG and as much as I looove a good talking to and being handled when you inside of me, I love dishing it even more. It's something about taking control and letting him know.....this puxxy ain't nothing to play with my boy! Grab yo glass and come on heaux!!
This episode we take off the oversized t-shirts and put on the Tiktok bra and stand in a superwoman stance! 2024 seemed to be the year of loss and heartbreak for a lot of people....and I CAN RELATE! But as we wrap up grieving the BS, we celebrate the second skin that we have birthed! Savage mode activated bitches!
What's up y'all? This episode we dive into my personal favorite hill to d*e on lol, soulmates. To have and to hold....my damn blunt. Love is for the birds.....and Mariah the Scientist and her only. Well don't just sit there, hit play!
What's poppin'!!! We are BAAACCK!! Took my ass long enough, whew. This episode is very special to me. We take a dive into my unannounced time off (lol) and we discuss the important shit.......why we keep fucking people we know we aint supposed to??!?!?! Girl, damn (side-eye). We take a more personal turn and dive in deep and get to the thick of it and say the shit we really be ignoring. So grab yo' cup and sit down, I just finished rolling.
Yeeeeaaa you read that right, we going there. Whether or not we would like to admit, we have all been Hobo-d before. Nothing to be ashamed of. To be quite honest, its an understated epidemic! Listen, being Hobo-d is up there with identity theft and fire breathing dragons okay, it's just bad shit. Baby gone grab that drink and sit down. This is a safe space, let's talk on it!
This episode, we soft launch into the thoughts of sex. What sex means to me, what it means to you. We rip off the shhh bandaid of meaningless sex, shhhhh don't tell anybody. I want to share my thoughts and stories on relationship sex and of course the big one, no strings attached baby. Yea, we're going there. Share, like, and don't forget to comment to start the conversation. See yall tomorrow!
In this virgin episode, I break my podcast virginity!! Yaaaayy! This episode is solely dedicated to giving you an inside look at what this podcast is about and how I plan on integrating myself into your daily lives. No really, I wanted to take this opportunity to introduce myself as well as offer a brief synopsis of what I made this, conversation platform for. I really look forward to you all listening and hopefully you can find a friend in me! Talk soon y'all.
