Are you incredibly handsome? Are you God's gift to mankind in male form? Repel those pesky hordes of women with help from a couple of experts in the field.

Audio here can be a bit echo-y at times. A new setup this week that'll be fixed for future episodes.  

Let's paint the picture here: We are at a bar. We have thought about our feet. We have made a circle around us of dominance. We rip off our shirts and begin yapping like a chimpanzee. She comes up to us, we tell her a joke, gets her rolling. She gets up. We punch her square in the jaw.

When she puts it in your butt, do you clench a bit or open it up?

“Because I want to be conscious about my safety. I don’t want to be worried about, “Hey, oh my God, I’m fucking cuming while I’m like 60 feet in the fucking air.”