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Happy Spooky Halloween from Death Void and Scare-ah Barron!
We love you, we need you, we’re busy carving pumpkins with our son.
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Not to oversell, but in this episode we've stumbled across one of life's big questions:
If you move house and everything is still in some degree of chaos, and a very sweet man from Virgin Media comes to install wifi but then leaves his enormous bulky jacket behind, and the addition of this one big jacket tips you over the edge mentally, how long do you have to keep the jacket before giving it to a charity shop?
Obviously Virgin Media has been contacted multiple times to say, "Hey! We've got this guy's jacket!"
Firecrotch is on the verge of a mental breakdown, btw.
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Edited by Annabel Port who is now all (or at least some of) the rage on the TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theotherbritishmuseum
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We're back at Woof Fest with a Jennifer Coolidge lookalike. Geoff name drops to a 12-year-old. Plus Jackson Lamb, Ho, Standish, Tavener, et al, and more mentions of our time spent at the Barbican. Did we mention we stayed in the Barbican?
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Edited by Annabel Port who is a young gun on the TikTok now! Check her out: https://bit.ly/4n8Xhlv
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First things first: You know that you're our honeybunch, sugarplum, pumpy-umpy-umpkin, sweetie pie, cuppy cake, gumdrop, snoogums-boogums, apple-of-our-eye, don't you? Of course you do!
Secondly, here's an episode for you. We don't want to spoil what's inside, but if you're triggered by lengthy descriptions of defecation and its complications, you may want to listen to the first five minutes before skipping ahead another seven or so. Don't roll your eyes at us! That still means over >84% of the content in this TV review podcast is non-faecal in nature.*
Give us a piece of your mind (as long as it's a nice piece): fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com
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* Estimated figure. It's possible there are other brown areas we've forgotten about.
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We're nearing the end of our accidentally homeless era. Who will we be when we're not outstaying our welcome in various friends' homes? Will you even know us? Will we even know ourselves? Tune in next week to hear us homed, but not settled. The chances of us having a working TV or broadband connection are extremely remote, so we'll probably be reviewing an audiobook or a street performer. 'Reviewing'.
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WARNING: scatology abounds.
We celebrate our anniversary boxing day in style, plus a dog called Grief, the right way to touch siblings and Geoff confronts his aversion to Jude Law.
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Edited by Annabel E. Port, whose excellent substack is: https://substack.com/@annabelport
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New season! New us! New you? What is the sound of one hand clapping? Also, if a tree falls in the woods and no one's there to hear it, does it make a sound? Also also, what happens to a Slut Summer® summer-slut if she wants to stay slutty in autumn?
Life’s big questions asked, if not answered.
PLUS: wool.
And Charlie Sheen.
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He's baaaaaaack!
The conversation ranges widely as we circle-back to our content benefactor and friendly acquaintance, Jesse D-is-for-dreamy-but-also-for-David Armstrong.
Mountainhead? Check.
Protein intake? Check.
AI robots? Check.
Funniest fish? Also check.
Don't thank us, honestly. You deserve a treat like this after we went M.I.A.
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Support us financially, Sara's spending £3 a day on compresses for her weeping wound.
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Sorry for the disappearing act. Excuses/explanations within, some of which are not for the faint-hearted. In your face, fainthearts.
We are back FOREVER, and we are unafraid of tempting fate. We're still in summer mode this week, and we have a little something to reward your loyalty next week.
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Edited by Annabel Port. Read her Substack: https://annabelport.substack.com/
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It's another unedited episode as slut summer becomes the summer of slop - we were recording against the clock before unplugging our home podcast studio FOREVER.
We're at the mercy of the conveyancing process, so we don't know when normal service will be resumed, but mom decided it was better to give you something rather than nothing. (Pop remains unconvinced.)
What do you think? Stop the slop, or would you welcome further slop drops? Email us about this, or your other concerns: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com
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A cautionary episode highlighting the perils of podcasting without editing. (Our editor, Annabel is away this week, and Geoff didn't have time to do it because our life is either in boxes, or needs putting into boxes.)
This song is lovely, though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st7IwWl-T84
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Sara diagnoses Geoff with trainspotter hair, a listener diagnoses Sara with peri-peri sauce. Plus: Lena Dunham's 'Too Much', and a Swedish bounty. What a week! Summer vibes!
Four more weeks to go of And Just Like That rants. Your summer deserves a Patreon membership: Patreon.com/theyliketowatch
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Geoff was not in the house. But a (retired) rugby player was.
Deepest thanks to Dan Hipkiss & Geordan Murphy.
Back next week with your regularly scheduled program.
Join the Patreon, PS! There are 13 eps of And Just Like That, so still so much left to go! Patreon.com/theyliketowatch
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Sara's manifesting has worked, her summer has never been sluttier. You have to listen, if only to be inspired by the slutty prospects that might still come for you.
Plus evergreen favorite Couples' Therapy and a nothing-y Netflix documentary series.
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WELCOME TO FIRECROTCH & NORMCORE'S SUMMER OF SPONTANEITY!
Will the podcast drop on its usual Tuesday, a leisurely Wednesday, a tardy Thursday or will we be filthy and unload it all over you on a Friday?
We can't give you an answer RN, because we're *in it*, and will continue to be so, so open your heart and sphincter chakras to our lateness, please.
This week: The Bear, of course. Plus Smoke.
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Have the DCC overtaken our household? YES MA'AM.
Between And Just Like That and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, Sara is at an intellectual low, but a slut high. Geoff travels to Japan for his quick watch and we travel to Scotland for the big watch.
Plus the evergreen fun of a celebrity sighting.
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Support us financially, you really do need more of Sara's ranting in your life, just like she needs her Churchill bio
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We're baaaaaaaack! To say we're "better than ever" would be an overstatement, however we're not unhappy with the episode.
Sara's in pink pants - slut!!!! - plus she's onto some Churchill materials.
Geoff is only half sweaty, and less of a ticking time bomb than we originally feared.
Plus: Pee Wee Herman and Adam Curtis
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We watched Jesse Armstrong's new film, 'Mountainhead'. Twice: Once on our sofa, and once at a glittering event (which was also the site of the least comfortable convo in history - between your correspondent Sara H. Barron and the Emmy-winning Tony Roche. Coincidentally, the second-least comfortable convo in history was happening nearby.)
Also, has Geoff found a new TV gang? And Sara is euphoric because 'Sex and The City' spinoff, 'And Just Like That' is back for another season. Michael Patrick King and Jesse David Armstrong, both dropping new material in the same week! She's like a pig in sh*t and deluxe sh*t at the same time.
Maslow's hierarchy of needs:
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Happy New Jesse Armstrong Content Eve! By the time our next episode drops, his new film, Mountainhead will be released into the wild (HBO/Sky/Now TV.) May Our Lord and Saviour, Jesse David, watch over you and bring peace to the land, the crops, the pigs, and the chickens.
This podcast is late to honor our big boy on his big day, and not because we had a series of mishaps over half-term.
nb. This episode contains zero actual Jesse Armstrong or 'Mountainhead' content beyond fevered anticipation. One of us is excited to tell you about the best TV we've seen in over twelve months, though.
Peace be with you.
(And with you.)
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