In the opening segment of this episode of Film Flam, Colin and Sean ask themselves: where are all the best actors? Colin claims they’re all with us right now while Sean refuses to have an opinion and instead gives vague economics-y reasons why they might be doing tv rather than flim. And in the end, it seems Sean can’t name a single actor.

Then, they dive into Andrew Davis’s moneymaker The Fugitive, a tale of competence, loss, and trenchcoat conventions. This time they both mess up the character names, and Colin argues that it’s okay to bitch and moan at a guy 5 minutes after he saves your life.

And finally, Sean hems and haws and hems some more before choosing the next movie: Through a Glass Darkly. Join us next week to find out if it’s a box office success or failure.

Outstanding questions from this episode:

- Is the Chicago Police Department really just a bunch of Chubby Police Dopes?

- Can you orchestrate the killing of your friend’s wife and still be a “total bro”?

- When are they finally going to execute Richard Kimble?  

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