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Everything But The Pub
Jon & Luke
15 episodes
1 week ago
Forced out of their homes by their wives, Luke and Jon - two of the most average men you'll ever meet, talk about everything on their walks to and from the pub. Inside the pub? Nothing is discussed. This show is all about the noise, not the signal; imagine a deafening wall of exceptional mediocrity coming at you in audio form.
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Forced out of their homes by their wives, Luke and Jon - two of the most average men you'll ever meet, talk about everything on their walks to and from the pub. Inside the pub? Nothing is discussed. This show is all about the noise, not the signal; imagine a deafening wall of exceptional mediocrity coming at you in audio form.
Show more...
Improv
Personal Journals,
Comedy,
Society & Culture,
Philosophy
Episodes (15/15)
Everything But The Pub
EP15: Card out, The Six of Diamonds
Luke and Jon return with tales of gym injuries and water‑slide escapades. They chat about ripping CDs, Norfolk heroes and sweet treats before wandering into a chaotic card game at the Spyglass. Misused sayings, birthdays and a Chinese proverb all feature, capturing the playful tone without spoiling the fun. And there’s a tipple or two, to keep things interesting.More
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2 weeks ago
49 minutes 55 seconds

Everything But The Pub
EP14: The Offensive Chimney
Foggy minds, gilets, broken sayings and cartoon villains: Jon and Luke roam dark streets before rating the White Bear pub. Along the way they correct malapropisms, recall hurricanes and Ripper letters, debate fondant fancies, glimpse an offensive chimney and marvel at an immortal jellyfish. It’s rambling, weird and very them.More
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2 weeks ago
50 minutes 51 seconds

Everything But The Pub
EP13: The Reinforced Conker
Luke and Jon wander through another late‑night episode, musing on everything from nose‑blind aftershave to waning moons and whether a puffy vest is a gilet or body warmer. They swap trivia about knives and rap names, reminisce about conkers and childhood TV shows, and let loose a whole new mini-series.More
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3 weeks ago
51 minutes 8 seconds

Everything But The Pub
EP12: A Minor Excitement
Episode 12 mixes thank‑yous and beer mats with a chaotic night at the George Inn in Christchurch. Luke and Jon navigate noisy roads, pass out QR-coded mats, and encounter singing tables and a souped-up mobility scooter before enjoying happy-hour pints and shandies on a wobbly table. On the way home they debate proverbs, learning styles and quantum entanglement.More
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1 month ago
52 minutes 56 seconds

Everything But The Pub
EP11: Bricks Removed
Luke and Jon’s eleventh outing takes listeners on a walk past discarded heaters and into musings about slang, bruised feet and sausages. They thank their first donor, Al Mason, and tease a pub visit that promises pints, gadgets and tales of camping, Savloy sausages and upcoming adventures – all before the real fun begins after the jingle.More
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1 month ago
49 minutes 37 seconds

Everything But The Pub
Ep10: A Custard Amount of Cream
Two blokes, one dark forest, and a custard-level debate about cream. Jon and Luke celebrate ten episodes with a working phone box, a suspiciously glowing horizon, a country-pub review, and a giveaway for anyone still rocking big old batteries. Expect woodland ambience, retro tech tangents, chip-shop diplomacy and stargazing, with just enough peril to keep you listening.More
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1 month ago
1 hour 11 minutes 30 seconds

Everything But The Pub
Ep9: Carol
Episode nine gets heated in the sauna. There's some green tomatoes along with an imaginary trip to New York. Jon survives a car-dooring incident and someone needs their toenails cutting.More
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1 month ago
52 minutes 16 seconds

Everything But The Pub
Ep8: The Waning Gibbon
Episode eight has an autumnal feel about it. Luke's DIY skills could be seen as criminal activity as Jon tries to out-do him with his massive tool. The moon weighs heavy in the sky and Jon does his secret celebratory dance to honour it.More
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2 months ago
48 minutes 54 seconds

Everything But The Pub
Ep7: The Blue Hour
A coastal pub walk soaked in twilight, festoon light obsession, strange fruit, and nostalgic musings. Jon and Luke circle familiar territory, sip wine, rank Jaffa Cakes, and ponder short wars, sweet plums, and conifer-related hairstyles in this blue hour meander.More
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2 months ago
44 minutes 55 seconds

Everything But The Pub
Ep6: The Curse of Christchurch
The curse of Christchurch strikes as facts go wrong, wine is ordered awkwardly, and Jon waxes lyrical about a doomed French ship. There’s interstellar trivia, alleyway misadventures, and a surprising pub rating — plus the debut of an 11-year-old's joke and a Flintstones car for sale. It’s chaos. Beautiful, average chaos.More
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2 months ago
52 minutes 28 seconds

Everything But The Pub
Ep5: The Festooned Bicycle
A pub-lit promenade turns reflective (and mildly ridiculous) as Jon and Luke wander through seaside philosophy, lost cats, festive bikes, and intense egg analysis. With strong drink reviews, atomic facts, and anatomical mannequins, it's the podcast that makes melancholy entertaining - somehow.More
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3 months ago
55 minutes 31 seconds

Everything But The Pub
Ep4: So Many Zebras It Was Basically a Safari
A coastal walk turns into a comedy safari as Jon and Luke spot odd behaviour, review a pub with... structural quirks, and wrestle with potato rankings, comic characters and intergalactic trivia. Throw in a truly bizarre swap-shop ad and you’ve got an evening stroll like no other.More
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3 months ago
51 minutes 44 seconds

Everything But The Pub
Ep3: The Sideways Door
Jon and Luke’s latest seaside stroll spirals from a freshly tuned bike to a gravity-defying door, guinea-pig gastronomy, seagull stand-ups and a pub loo that threatens their review system. Add unwashed-jeans science, a VHS hoarder’s legacy and classifieds chaos, and you’ve got 40-odd minutes of gloriously rambling British banter.More
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3 months ago
47 minutes 26 seconds

Everything But The Pub
Ep2: The Lost Bench
Luke and Jon wander to the pub and back, stumbling across ugly benches, cosmic time quirks, retro games, and wallet-melting beer. Expect tangents on rice math, rogue foxes, Tetris theology, and a jingling earworm you’ll love to hate. It’s an unscripted, hilariously British stroll that turns everyday chaos into podcast gold.More
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3 months ago
58 minutes 56 seconds

Everything But The Pub
Ep1: The Watered Roundabout
Haircuts, after-shave and a re-recorded debut: Jon and Luke’s pub-ward ramble features a heroic roundabout-watering lady, a maybe-illegal Oasis set list, onion-factory lore and the maths that makes your brain go pop. Throw in jumper-based pint ratings and Gumtree’s worst painting, and you’ve got glorious British waffle at walking pace.More
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4 months ago
47 minutes 10 seconds

Everything But The Pub
Forced out of their homes by their wives, Luke and Jon - two of the most average men you'll ever meet, talk about everything on their walks to and from the pub. Inside the pub? Nothing is discussed. This show is all about the noise, not the signal; imagine a deafening wall of exceptional mediocrity coming at you in audio form.