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Empty Calories
Empty Calories
25 episodes
2 days ago
A husband and wife laughing into the void about reality television! Instagram: @empty_calories_podcast⁣ Twitter: @calories_empty
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A husband and wife laughing into the void about reality television! Instagram: @empty_calories_podcast⁣ Twitter: @calories_empty
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Empty Calories
90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way - Me and Pilly McGee
We are once again joined by our favorites, David and Joseph, to discuss the tornado of bad decisions that is 90 Day.
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2 years ago
1 hour 6 seconds

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VPR: Scandoval’s Lost Villian Era
As the last sparks of the Scandoval flash in the pan fade, we look back at the 3 episode Vanderpump Rules Reunion and all the missed opportunities. We’re looking at you, Crying Tom!
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2 years ago
48 minutes 59 seconds

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Danielle Is Not Well
“Summer House” is giving us true cringe as Carl and Lindsey “The Hubbs” Hubbard move closer to the altar and Danielle moves several more steps to unhinged. Enjoy!
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2 years ago
46 minutes 41 seconds

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The Scandoval of it All!
There’s literally nothing else happening on this planet other than the fall over the months long Scandoval/Bambi-eyes affair. Why fight it? Join us!
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2 years ago
52 minutes 10 seconds

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Say Yes To The Stress: Love Is Blind Wedding Day
Who will say, “Yes?” Who will say, “No”? Who will say, “Micah, you’re Micah, your the Micah I lika!” *hiccup* Join us as we talk the Love Is Blind: Season 4 weddings.
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2 years ago
52 minutes 22 seconds

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Blinds Wide Shut: Love Is Blind Season 4
Love is a lot of things, but it’s definitely not blind. Join us as we discuss episodes one through eight of the fourth season of Netflix’s rodeo for the delusional - “Love Is Blind”.
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2 years ago
54 minutes 14 seconds

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90 Day Fiancé: Knives Out!
While the Reality TV Universe deals with the Crisis on Infinite Sandovals, the 90 Fiancé Universe has multiple narcissists making terrible decisions on the reg. Join as we discuss the 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way so far with our ride-or-dies David and Joseph!
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2 years ago
59 minutes 3 seconds

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The Raqy Sandy Horror Show

Cheater cheaters gonna be pumpkin eaters. Who saw the Raquel and Tom Sandoval swerve coming? No one! Join us as we talk all things Bambi Eyed Vander-Scandal!

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2 years ago
48 minutes 38 seconds

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There's Something About Kathy

Well, we thought we had a lot to talk about until Kathy Hilton decided to throw a tantrum for the ages! We'll both have a shot of the 818, please. 

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3 years ago
47 minutes 41 seconds

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Get Out There and Get Some Love

Join us as we cover the latest on the grown children of Southern Charm, RHOGH, The Kardashians!

Remember, kids. Love isn't magic, love is a choice, so make the right one!

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3 years ago
49 minutes 15 seconds

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You Can't Pray Us Away

Who didn't go to Stassi's wedding? Is Sutton a big ass racist? Why would anyone like Scott Disick?

All these questions and more are mulled over this time around in our further adventures into the wide wide world of Reality TV garbage!

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3 years ago
53 minutes 30 seconds

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Cancel Culture by Bravo and Sutton is a Monster

This time we get a little serious about Stassi's battle with "Cancel Culture" and a lot mean on the involuntary "FUCK OFF!" that Sutton's complete lack of empathy can evoke.

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3 years ago
54 minutes 38 seconds

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How I Met Your Gala

The Met Gala, Kardashians, and Selling Sunset had everything you could want this year except our opinions, but now you can have it all for the low low price of nothing! Aren't you blessed? 

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3 years ago
58 minutes 8 seconds

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Not Necessarily The News
News and updates from around the worlds of Bravo and TLC. Plus a direct plea to Andy Cohen to remove Noella from our televisions.
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3 years ago
52 minutes 42 seconds

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Have You Seen This?
Join us as we discuss all the binge and cringe that Reality TV and True Crime behind a paywall can bring us! We cover Love Is Blind 2, Selling Sunset, Bad Vegan, Tinder Swindler, Inventing Anna, and recommend The Thing About Pam, and Dr. Death. 
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3 years ago
50 minutes 8 seconds

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Advanced Bravo-ology!

SLC, OC, Miami, New Jersey, and even some Summer House! It's all Bravo all the time this week. 

Grab a cocktail, fight over a room, and join Marysol and us as we stir the pot!

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3 years ago
55 minutes 53 seconds

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90 Day Fiancée Special: I Am Sexy

Our friends David and Joseph join us on this special episode dedicated to the ENTIRE 90 DAY UNIVERSE (or as much as we have time for)!!!


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3 years ago
54 minutes 57 seconds

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Hail Goth Barbie!

Happy New Year! Join us as we break down and kick in the ribs all the weird and wonderful Reality TV faves running wild into 2022. On this episode we cover RHOOC, RHOSLC, RHOM, and all who dare oppose Our Dark and Powerful Queen - Goth Barbie Christine Quinn on "Selling Sunset"!

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3 years ago
52 minutes 4 seconds

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Rich Bitch Energy
Join us as we talk all things Bravo! We cover Winter House with Luke’s quarter circle igloo, Real Housewives Ultimate Girl’s Trip, Salt Lake City, Vanderpump Rules, and the return of Heather Dubrow’s big rich energy to save The Real Housewives of Orange County!
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3 years ago
56 minutes 19 seconds

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Babadook on the Island, Baby!

We're back! In this episode we talk Winter House, Jen Shah, and begin our deep dive into the ratings phenomenon - The Real Housewives. Also, Jill Zarin is inside the house...dook dook dook...

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3 years ago
56 minutes 25 seconds

Empty Calories
A husband and wife laughing into the void about reality television! Instagram: @empty_calories_podcast⁣ Twitter: @calories_empty