“Triggered” gets tossed around like confetti—and it’s emptied the word of meaning. This episode digs into why that bugs me: not because people don’t have real pain, but because slapping “triggered” on every disagreement shuts down thought, conversation, and growth.
I talk through what counts as genuine harm vs. simple discomfort, why emotions still need steering, and how tough love and patient coaching can help (including with autism—acknowledging severity matters while still leaving room to try, teach, and adapt). If an opinion upsets you, say “that bothered me—and here’s why,” and let’s trade reasons. Debate is healthy. Labels aren’t arguments.
Key beats:
Words matter: overusing “triggered” makes it useless.
Disagreement ≠ attack; offense ≠ trauma.
Try first, adjust second—especially with kids who need structure.
Swap reactions for reasons: explain, don’t explode.
Respect stays; open minds win.
This one starts off with a simple question — did people in those old medieval movies actually smell that bad? But it turns into a full-blown rant about how crazy modern life really is. From pointless power bill fees to the tax system that punishes success, to AI coming for every cushy desk job out there — it’s a mix of old-world honesty and new-world chaos.
It’s about working hard, thinking for yourself, and realizing how disconnected modern life has gotten from reality. Because back then, they might’ve stunk — but at least they built something real.
This episode dives headfirst into Canadian politics — no script, no sugarcoating. From Doug Ford ticking off Trump to Mark Carney’s economic mess, it’s a raw breakdown of what’s really going on behind the scenes. Why does Canada keep making the same mistakes? Why are we in more debt than ever? And what happened to basic common sense?
It’s an honest talk about frustration, leadership, and how a country with endless potential somehow keeps falling behind. Whether you agree or disagree, this one’s meant to make you think — and maybe, finally, start talking about it.
This one starts off with a simple question — did people in those old medieval movies actually smell that bad? But it turns into a full-blown rant about how crazy modern life really is. From pointless power bill fees to the tax system that punishes success, to AI coming for every cushy desk job out there — it’s a mix of old-world honesty and new-world chaos.
It’s about working hard, thinking for yourself, and realizing how disconnected modern life has gotten from reality. Because back then, they might’ve stunk — but at least they built something real.
Let’s be honest — TikTok isn’t helping anyone. It’s a trap disguised as entertainment, a scroll that never ends, and somehow we convince ourselves it’s “news.” This episode breaks down how endless scrolling kills time, focus, and real connection — and why checking someone’s story isn’t the same as actually knowing them.
It’s about attention, comparison, fake connection, and the quiet addiction we’ve all accepted as normal. From the illusion of “staying in touch” to the way social media shapes negativity, this one calls it like it is — maybe it’s time to delete the app and call a friend instead.
This one dives deep into what participation trophies really do — and how they quietly chip away at the reason we try in the first place. From sports to the trades, life runs on incentive, struggle, and the lessons buried in failure. If everyone gets the same reward, what are we even chasing?
This episode explores how losing can actually be the greatest teacher, why pain and progress need each other, and why consequence isn’t always a bad thing. It’s about earning your wins, learning from your losses, and realizing that growth only happens when there’s something real at stake.
This episode starts off one way… and takes a wild turn. What begins as a rant about bad drivers becomes an unexpectedly deep (and hilarious) appreciation of K-Pop Demon Hunters. From refusing to watch it to calling it “exceptional,” this review dives into what makes the movie surprisingly great — from its vocals and music production to how underrated the performers are. There’s also a nostalgic detour through Bieber’s evolution, the shame of liking pop stars in school, and how growing up changes what we value in music.
By the end, it’s part film review, part music commentary, and part reflection on how we learn to appreciate art — all wrapped up with a classic rant about drivers who don’t go the speed limit.
Everyone's Got ADHD
It feels like everyone suddenly has ADHD—or at least says they do. This episode digs into how over-diagnosis, medication culture, and social media have blurred the line between real ADHD and everyday distraction. It’s an honest, funny, and sometimes uncomfortable look at how mental health labels have become trends, how anxiety gets romanticized, and why “tough love” might work better than constant comfort.
Why Equal Rights Doesn’t Exist
Equality sounds simple — but is it? This episode takes a hard look at what “equal rights” really means in today’s world, and how modern society has blurred the line between fairness and favoritism. From workplace incentives to gender expectations, the conversation questions whether equality has become more of a slogan than a standard. It’s an honest reflection on balance, fairness, and what true equality should look like when no one gets special treatment.
In this unfiltered and hilarious episode, Ethan Fischer dives into everything from Katy Perry allegedly dating Justin Trudeau (and why that’s a downgrade) to global warming, AI girlfriends, and the death of real-world standards.
He takes listeners on a wild ride through Canadian pride, climate logic, and the dangers of digital perfection — explaining why snow should disappear, why Tim Hortons betrayed Canada, and why AI-generated girlfriends might just ruin humanity.
A mix of comedy, opinion, and real talk — only the way Ethan can deliver it.
“Laughing Through the Darkness: Dave Mowry on Comedy, Mental Health, and Finding Light Again”
In this heartfelt and hilarious episode, Ethan sits down with comedian and mental health advocate Dave Mowry, who opens up about his journey from homelessness and bipolar disorder to rediscovering purpose through stand-up comedy. Together, they dive deep into the realities of mental illness, marriage, success, and how humor can literally rewire the brain.
From suicidal lows to laughter-filled highs, Dave’s story proves that sometimes the best therapy is a good punchline. Ethan and Dave swap stories about resilience, love, and learning to laugh at life’s messiest moments—because if you can find the joke, you can find the strength.
I’m Sorry… You Bought That?
Some cars on the road just make you stop and ask why? In this episode, Ethan dives into the mystery of vehicles that probably should’ve never left the design room (looking at you, Kia Soul and Nissan Juke 👀). From hideous paint choices to questionable design decisions, nothing is off limits. But it’s not just about cars — we get into the messy truth about electric vehicles, how governments contradict themselves on energy, and why the word “literally” doesn’t even mean what it used to. This one’s part rant, part reality check, and all classic “Weirdo” chaos. Buckle up — it’s gonna be a ride.
Pee Theory & Power Tools (with Bob LeMent)
Static Radio’s Bob LeMent drops in and we go full curiosity-mode: gas-pump urinals (for efficiency!), splash-free bathroom “engineering,” and the eternal battle between grit, ice, and cracked Calgary windshields. We trade trade-stories (HVAC bravado, glove mishaps, ladder wounds), wander into pee-powered batteries, Aquaman slander, and why hands-on skills still beat desk jobs—for now. It’s half comedy, half “wait…is that actually a good idea?” with a little faith, family, and friendly roast mixed in.
Are Billionaires Really That Bad? — I riff on incentives, taxes, and why most people don’t spend a decade becoming a doctor “just for fun.” From managers losing motivation under higher tax brackets to how founders reinvest (and risk) their way to huge outcomes, I make the case that success and wealth aren’t automatically evil—and that policy has trade-offs. We hit doctors vs. McDonald’s wages, why companies pass costs along, Elon-level reinvestment, and the role of risk, bankruptcy, and reward. Agree or not, it’s a spicy, no-notes dive into ambition, incentives, and what “fair” really means.
Gay Bacon – From late-night snack binges to the glory of rainbow strip candy (a.k.a. “gay bacon”), I dive into my unhealthy love for junk food, why Reese’s Fast Break is the king of all chocolate bars, and how Domino’s cheesy bread has ruined my self-control. Along the way, I rant about diabetes scares, leftover hate, plants taking over the house, and even which celebrities I think would make the best cuddle buddies. It’s chaotic, funny, and very real—just like every other night on my couch.
Why the Tattoos – From teardrop tattoos that scream “arrest me” to full-body ink that covers every inch of skin, I break down the weird, wild world of tattoos—and why some choices just don’t make sense. Along the way, I rant about goth phases, mohawks, my wife roasting my tattoo ideas, and even how my dad’s “you’re not special” talk turned into surprisingly good advice. It’s funny, blunt, and a little chaotic—just like this podcast.
Toilet Water Splash – This episode is all over the place, but in the best way. I kick things off with some exciting news about my podcast ranking in Canada before diving into phone storage struggles and a quick reflection on Charlie Kirk. Then we get into the real star of the show: toilets. From overzealous automatic flush sensors that leave you with a wet butt to the horrors of porta potty splashback (and my genius fix for it), nothing is off limits. I wrap it up with rants about housing prices, grocery costs (apples are a scam), and my beloved purple Ford Ranger breaking down at McDonald’s. It’s messy, funny, and way too real—just like life.
Why do we always say Congratulations – In this episode, I dive into why people feel obligated to congratulate others, even when they don’t actually care. From pregnancies to promotions, I question whether constant congratulations really mean anything—or if it’s just social habit. I talk about being genuine vs. fake, how tradespeople see the world differently than office workers, and why fancy trucks in corporate driveways get under my skin. As always, it’s unfiltered thoughts, a little bit of frustration, and some laughs along the way.
First Guest: Bearded Bill – In this episode, I sit down with my very first guest to dive into Canadian politics. We cover everything from the struggles of minority government and leadership failures to the impact of immigration on housing, crime, and public safety. Along the way, we share blunt takes on Trudeau, Pierre Poilievre, and how government decisions shape Canada’s future. Expect raw political commentary, a few laughs, and some no-filter honesty about where the country is headed.
Are you Sure you’re gay? – In this episode, I rant about how people sometimes confuse finding someone attractive with actually being gay. From Ryan Reynolds to Tom Hardy, I argue that appreciating a good-looking guy doesn’t automatically change your orientation—it just means you’ve got eyes. Along the way, I veer into embarrassing confessions about peeing (and sometimes pooping) your pants, the joys and pains of marriage versus dating, and why big angry text messages are scarier than getting yelled at in person. It’s unfiltered, awkward, and way too honest—just how I like it.
