Unlike ManCity, we keep accurate records of our finances. And last week wasn’t great for the Draw No Bet podcast. We’re still up on the year, but we took a blow. And when confidence is low and things just aren’t clicking - you go to your tried-and-true bets… That’s right! BTTS o2.5 across several games. Woot Woot Season total: +4 units

The EPL is back after a brief hiatus of Carabao and FA Cups. In addition, deadline day transfers have, well, transformed some teams completely. Looking ahead of the fixtures to gamble on: nothing too crazy this week. Just betting on the in form teams and against the out of form clubs. Classic basic b!tch bets. Season total: +7.5 units

After our first attempt at recording this week’s podcast failed, Nolan & James try ever-so hard to repeat the same bets, jokes and half-assed analysis for the upcoming EPL games. We’ve been on a bit of a hot-streak since the World Cup, so please tail our bets and let’s keep this winning run going! Season total: +6.5 units

Rivalry weekend with Spurs vs. Arsenal, the Manchester derby, and some delicious relegation battles. A lot to play for and really difficult to call across the board. But after looking at these tight matchups - we took the cowardly way out and just bet on draws, BTTS o2.5s, and anytime goal scorers lol. Season total: +4.5 units

We are starting 2023 with a bunch of silly overs - barely justifying each one with a combination of following obvious trends and great “feelings” on the upcoming EPL games. Both James and Nolan faired well during the World Cup, so hopefully we can keep the momentum going. Happy New Year! Season total: +2.5 units

The 2022 World Cup has set up some mouth-watering quarterfinal match ups! We go through game by game and discuss wrinkles, punts, and spreads. The games are tight and hard to predict with so much on the line… We hope you follow some of our punts to make the games even more enjoyable! Season total: -8.5 units Follow us on Twitter. And if you follow our bets and make a profit, it would be cool if you throw us a percentage on Patreon. KThx!

As the world sets its sights on the football powerhouse of [checks notes] Qatar, the excitement and nationalistic fervor builds for this completely and utterly uncontroversial and corruption-free tournament ;) Nolan and James go group by group with their predictions and sports betting strategy in this gambling-oriented World Cup preview podcast. Hope ya’ll tail our many, many bets. Season total: -8.5 units Follow us on Twitter. And if you follow our bets and make a profit, it would be cool if you throw us a percentage on Patreon. KThx!

James came back from apple picking with 30 pounds of fruit… He’s gotta pay for that somehow. And on the eve of the World Cup, we go through some fun EPL match-ups for Gameweek 15. Like most professional gamblers, we love putting money on the away-teams (with a hard stay-away from the Spurs v. Liverpool game). Season total: -10.5 units Follow us on Twitter. And if you follow our bets and make a profit, it would be cool if you throw us a percentage on Patreon. KThx!

James is back from Africa! He’s shaking off the soccer gambling rust with lungs full of red clay and memories of giraffes and shit…. Let’s pick some winners. We’re riding the Newcastle train as well as Liverpool’s amazing home form. Looking forward to 11 straight hours of footie on Saturday for sure. Season total: -8.0 units Follow us on Twitter. And if you follow our bets and make a profit, it would be cool if you throw us a percentage on Patreon. KThx!

James debates whether to rename his dog to Håland. Nolan is researching marriage counselors for him and Liverpool to work some stuff out. Two different attitudes going into gameweek 4 - but we put together 5 “these feel good” kinda bets nonetheless. Season total: -9.0 units Follow us on Twitter. And if you follow our bets and make a profit, it would be cool if you throw us a percentage on Patreon. KThx!

Boy oh boy it’s been a long time since there were EPL games. With a monarch passing and worthless internationals for a month - The Draw No Bet Podcast has more stay-aways this week than a 2 star-rated Las Vegas buffet…. We grabbed 4 solid bets for the weekend’s games. They look good, feel good, and smell good. Season total: -9.0 units Follow us on Twitter. And if you follow our bets and make a profit, it would be cool if you throw us a percentage on Patreon. KThx!

With only 70% of the EPL fixture list available, James and Nolan find some semi-informed bets for the Friday games (yippy Friday games!) as well as a tasty parlay with ManCity which just can’t lose (let’s not talk about our ManCity anchor wager from two weeks ago por favor). Season total: -7.0 units Follow us on Twitter. And if you follow our bets and make a profit, it would be cool if you throw us a percentage on Patreon. KThx!

With the fixtures piling up, we’re trying to find some good value in “sure thing” results this weekend. Parlaying ManCity moneyline with other games was just too tempting a proposition, so we got a little creative with our wagers. The value is there, but if Coutinho spanks one in from 30 yards in the 85th minute… we’re doomed. Season total: -3.0 units Follow us on Twitter. And if you follow our bets and make a profit, it would be cool if you throw us a percentage on Patreon. KThx!

After licking our proverbial wounds from last weeks’ losses, James and Nolan try to not be like Pep and overthink upcoming matchups. There are some obvious lines in GW4 and (hopefully) we took the smart options to get into the black… And like a weird voyeur - we’re keeping an eye on a few bets without actually participating. Season total: -0.5 units Follow us on Twitter. And if you follow our bets and make a profit, it would be cool if you throw us a percentage on Patreon. KThx!

We started the podcast with a whole lot of nothing - just a wing and a prayer. But we collaborated for 6 solid (not good, but solid) EPL bets for the upcoming weekend. Please tail us if you dare. There is some logic assisting us this week, but mostly vibes. Season total: +4.5 units Follow us on Twitter. And if you follow our bets and make a profit, it would be cool if you throw us a percentage on Patreon. KThx!

Shaking off our Women’s Euro hangovers - we need to start betting on EPL in earnest! We admit that gameweek 1 of the EPL season is always a bit of a crap-shoot, but we have a few safe bets to follow…. 4:25am alarms, too much coffee, overreacting to lineups, calling professional athletes donkeys, and injury-time beats… The Premier League is back. Season total: 0.00 units (we start tracking this after gw1) Follow us on Twitter. And if you follow our bets and make a profit, it would be cool if you throw us a percentage on Patreon. KThx!

Much like cicadas or Halley's Comet - sometimes the Draw No Bet Podcast disappears for several years. But we are back! Driven by the encouragement of legal sports gambling in Arizona, James and Nolan are kicking off the podcast rust and talking EPL Futures for the 2022-23 season. Player goal over/unders, Haaland, relegation, etc. It’s good to be back. Season total: 0.00 units Follow us on Twitter. And if you follow our bets and make a profit, it would be cool if you throw us a percentage on Patreon. KThx!

After an unplanned hiatus, we are back ahead of week 24. A couple weeks of chaos in the premier league, the players are tired, the bodies are weak, and we try and find the wrinkle to make some units off their misfortune. Most likely we will not succeed, but please tail along regardless. Season total: -2.20 units Bet Review: 24:00 Find us on your preferred podcasting platform. Please subscribe and follow us on Twitter, Reddit, and our website for maximum soccer banter. Cheers!

Push is a win! 2 wins 2 losses last week, we are the Burnley FC of gambling pods. As usual we run through the weekend slate of games, and Nolan brings four prop bets for the big match, Liverpool v Manchester United. Season total: -4.05 units Bet Review: 18:00 Find us on your preferred podcasting platform. Please subscribe and follow us on Twitter, Reddit, and our website for maximum soccer banter. Cheers!

After hemorrhaging units throughout the holiday fixtures, we are back to try and stop the bleeding. A small FA cup bounce has us feeling optimistic about the Premier League lines this week, so listen now before it all comes crashing down again. It’s a “lot of coffee on an empty stomach” podcast, and we’re happy to be back! Season total: -4.05 units Bet Review: 18:00 Find us on your preferred podcasting platform. Please subscribe and follow us on Twitter, Reddit, and our website for maximum soccer banter. Cheers!