Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/90763 to listen full audiobooks. Title: When I Grow Up Author: Al Yankovic Narrator: Al Yankovic Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 6 minutes Release date: February 1, 2011 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Grammy Award winner and pop culture icon “Weird Al” Yankovic brings his trademark wit, wordplay, and silliness to a story that explores the timeless question “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Funny and charming, this is a celebration of creativity and possibility.  An Amazon Best Book of the Month! ''The farce and parody make this a rare book with appeal to both kids and adults'' (Booklist). It’s Show-and-Tell time in Mrs. Krupp’s class, and Billy just can’t wait for his turn! Today the class is discussing what they want to be when they grow up, and our exuberant eight-year-old hero is bursting to tell everyone about his future career plans. In dazzling wordplay and delicious rhymes, Billy regales his patient teacher and amazed classmates with tales of the variety of careers he wants to pursue—each more outlandish and wildly imaginative than the last!

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/90632 to listen full audiobooks. Title: A Pet for Petunia Author: Paul Schmid Narrator: Kathleen McInerney Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 6 minutes Release date: January 25, 2011 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Meet Petunia. More than anything, Petunia wants a pet. “I’ll feed my pet every day,” she promises her parents.“I’ll take her for walks. I’ll read stories to her and draw her pictures.” Petunia knows she can take care of a pet, but what happens when the pet she most desires is a skunk?

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/83470 to listen full audiobooks. Title: Guys Read: ''What? You Think You Got It Rough?'': A Story from Guys Read: Funny Business Author: Christopher Paul Curtis Narrator: Michael Boatman Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 37 minutes Release date: September 22, 2010 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 1 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: It's here: Volume One of the official Guys Read Library. Jon Scieszka's Guys Read initiative was founded on a simple premise: that young guys enjoy reading most when they have reading they can enjoy. And out of this comes a series that aims to give them just that. Ten books, arranged by theme, featuring the best of the best where writing for kids is concerned. Each book is a collection of original short stories, but these aren't your typical anthologies—each book is edgy, inventive, visual, and one-of-a-kind, featuring a different theme for guys to get excited about. Funny Business is based around the theme of—what else—humor, and if you're familiar with Jon and Guys Read, you already know what you're in store for: ten hilarious stories from some of the funniest writers around. Before you're through, you'll meet a teenage mummy; a kid desperate to take a dip in the world's largest pool of chocolate milk; a homicidal turkey; parents who hand over their son's room to a biker; the only kid in his middle school who hasn't turned into a vampire, wizard, or superhero; and more. And the contributor list includes bestselling author, award winners, and fresh new talent alike: Mac Barnett, Eoin Colfer, Christopher Paul Curtis, Kate DiCamillo (writing with Jon Scieszka), Paul Feig, Jack Gantos, Jeff Kinney, David Lubar, Adam Rex, and David Yoo. Guys Read is all about turning young readers into lifelong ones—and with this book, and each subsequent installment in the series, we aim to leave no guy unturned.

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/83472 to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Guys Read: The Bloody Souvenir: A Story from Guys Read: Funny Business Author: Jack Gantos Narrator: Bronson Pinchot Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 31 minutes Release date: September 22, 2010 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: It's here: Volume One of the official Guys Read Library. Jon Scieszka's Guys Read initiative was founded on a simple premise: that young guys enjoy reading most when they have reading they can enjoy. And out of this comes a series that aims to give them just that. Ten books, arranged by theme, featuring the best of the best where writing for kids is concerned. Each book is a collection of original short stories, but these aren't your typical anthologies—each book is edgy, inventive, visual, and one-of-a-kind, featuring a different theme for guys to get excited about. Funny Business is based around the theme of—what else—humor, and if you're familiar with Jon and Guys Read, you already know what you're in store for: ten hilarious stories from some of the funniest writers around. Before you're through, you'll meet a teenage mummy; a kid desperate to take a dip in the world's largest pool of chocolate milk; a homicidal turkey; parents who hand over their son's room to a biker; the only kid in his middle school who hasn't turned into a vampire, wizard, or superhero; and more. And the contributor list includes bestselling author, award winners, and fresh new talent alike: Mac Barnett, Eoin Colfer, Christopher Paul Curtis, Kate DiCamillo (writing with Jon Scieszka), Paul Feig, Jack Gantos, Jeff Kinney, David Lubar, Adam Rex, and David Yoo. Guys Read is all about turning young readers into lifelong ones—and with this book, and each subsequent installment in the series, we aim to leave no guy unturned.

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/60513 to listen full audiobooks. Title: Youth in Revolt: The Journals of Nick Twisp, Book 1 Series: #1 of The Journals of Nick Twisp Author: C. D. Payne Narrator: Richard Powers Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 8 hours 21 minutes Release date: December 15, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3.75 of Total 4 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: This hilarious, take-no-prisoners novel about a cynical, sex-obsessed teenager's pining love for an intelligent girl is now a major motion picture from Dimension Films starring Michael Cera. Youth in Revolt brings us the journals of Nick Twisp, California's most precocious diarist, whose ongoing struggles to make sense out of high school, deal with his divorced parents, and lose his virginity result in his transformation from an unassuming fourteen-year-old to a modern youth in open revolt. As his family splinters, worlds collide, and the police block all routes out of town, Nick must cope with economic deprivation, homelessness, the gulag of the public schools, a competitive Type-A father, murderous canines (in triplicate), and an inconvenient hair trigger on his erectile response—all the while vying ardently for the affections of the beauteous Sheeni Saunders, teenage goddess and ultimate intellectual goad.