Into the polyrift we go! It's time for a fun-filled episode with acting, music, kisses, and BEES!
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Intro Music:
Conquests of the Longbow: The Legend of Robin Hood - Introduction
Outro Music: https://www.epidemicsound.com/
Get ready to join the Dorks and Daggers crew as they fight their malicious AI. Also, hear the origin story of the Dorks and Daggers AI machine.
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Intro Music:
"Immigrant Song" -- Karen O with Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross
Outro Music: Music from Doom
The title says it all! You all know it's true. But can it solve the strange mystery of Philbert? (he's back) Can it kill Veronica? (B*tch) Will it cure Matt's colorblindness? (no)
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Intro Music:
Ziggurath - Tales from Southern Realms (2022)
Outro Music: Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce
The Dorks and Daggers AI Machine is currently undergoing routine maintenance. Matt takes pushes the envelope and is trying to get us banned from DND. Ben gets a little salty that Evan and Chuck now talk over him. Evan admits he doesn't know how to play DND. Chuck is actually blind. Milminiman, Baxtor, and JoDaddy are actually the same person. Imbi gets multiple shoutouts.
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN AUTO-GENERATED BY THE DORKS AND DAGGERS AI MACHINE.
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Intro Music: The Council of Trees by Castleseige
Outro Music: Freezeframe by J. Geils Band
So the AI from the last episode broke so Barrath edited this one. Recorded Live! at the time, our adventurers find themselves forming a jam band and getting into a sticky situation.
X doth give it to thee
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Intro Music: @BeedleTheBardcore and DMX (RIP)
Outro Music: Some random audio I found of a guy playing woodblocks in front of an audience at a music store
Remember how the last episode description said that it was a very exciting episode? Well, this episode is even more exciting! Guaranteed or your listen back! Join us as Matt the DM guides his fellow Dorklings on a tale through the underground as the adventures take on some easy puzzles and a moth.
X doth give it to thee
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Intro Music: One- Metallica[Bardcore] by @BeedleTheBardcore and DMX (RIP)
Outro Music: "Change" by Deftones
This is a very exciting episode. Trey and Angel are still in prison. Lance plays DnD so well, he actually manages to meet up with them in the prison. Then they have to face their toughest foe yet....the Doodoo Lagoon!
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Intro Music: One- Metallica[Bardcore] by
Algal the Bard
Outro Music: "Get Back" by Macho Man Randy Savage
Whack. Whack. Whack.
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Intro Music: a cruel angels thesis [Bardcore] by Hotsprocketz
Outro Music: Free bird solo by Lynrd Skynrd
Welcome to this editing masterpiece. How many edits can you count? tell me your answer in the discord. Also, we're back on our BS this week so you do not want to miss this. Sorry, too lazy to come up with an actual description. There is plenty of mouth sounds in this episode and Charles wants to play DND.
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Intro Music: Kendrick Lamar [Bardcore] by Stantough
Outro Music: "Squeeze Box" by The Who
We pick up right where we left off, in Lumbridge. Our esteem adventures Angel, Lance, and Trey discover some missing teeth and have a bone to pick with some faeries. With some intense pyrotechnics, some unsettling word, and a swift hand from a future king will our heroes make it out or accept their boneless fates.
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Intro Music: Backstreet Boys [Bardcore] by stantough
Outro Music: "Faeries Wear Boots" by Brownout
New season, same BS. Picking up from where we left off, let's see, we have Angel, Lance, Pole Barrath, and Gate Barrath Jr., all on an adventure. Just like old times. Lance reads a book, Angel tag teams with a pole, and some gnomes get ahold of a precious "axe". all this and more on a very exciting new season of Dorks and Daggers.
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Intro Music: MGMT- Kids [Bardcore] by stantough
Outro Music: Blaze on by Phish
Your two favorite tanukins make it to the Fraken clan and meet a new furry friend.
Can our heroes of the trash can save the Fraken Clan from certain bankruptcy?
Warning: This episode contains tons of slime.
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Intro Music: Kate Bush Running up that Hill [Bardcore] by stantough
Outro Music: some random star fox do a barrel roll song I found on the internet
We're back! Let's take a moment to pause from the main campaign as we bring you some hunts from the new Helenia's Guide to Monster Hunting.
Join "evan" and Ben as they take on the mighty personas of Raccoons better known as "Raykin" as they take on a quest and land themselves in the jungle searching for a small encampment. There's golden idols, 1000 year old tribesmen, and a Goblins from Boston. Pray our gracious DM Chuck will let the fur balls make it out alive.
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Intro Music: Linkin Park In the End [Bardcore]
Outro Music: Love Songs with Mr. Lunt
Our adventurers find themselves in the middle of a swamp looking for a long lost book. Our Podcast Hosts find themselves in a Half Haunted Half Normal House. Can you guess what half is haunted? Also a bug makes a ridiculous trek on the famous cable highway.
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Have you ever had a wish that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything? Well our adventures do just that.
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Intro Music: I Need aa Dollar Bardcore by Beedle The Bardcore
Outro Music: The Trees by Rush
The gang is all here! Back in beautiful Space Australia. Join us as week set out to help Cracker Jack stop a gang of bandits from burning down a town. Lance tries to figure out what's in his bag, Angel tells the truth, and Barrath is still a tree!
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Intro Music: Bloody Stream Bardcore by sticky bones Jones
Outro Music: Roundabout by YES
Baxtor, The Demon of Hope, has finally brought Angel back to life! Join us as Barrath, Corvus, Angel in Lance team up with Milminiman and brother as they take on many perils to find the one called Magden. All this and much much more. IT'S MORPHING TIME, BABY!
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Intro Music: Power Rangers Bardcore by stantough
Outro Music: Power Rangers Theme by Various Artist
Milminiman has a secret and Lance is determined to figure it out. Join our dorks as they are finally reunited with Angel (who is obviously corpsing the whole time). They find themselves back in Lumbridge which is over run with Void Jumpers. Will Lance, Corvus, Barrath and Tharrath make it out alive?
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Intro Music: Redbone Bardcore by Marcus Aurelius
Outro Music: Underworld by VAMPS
Join us as our cast of Dorks attempt to escape the wrath of the Volcano. Will they be able to return to town to cure the disease? Will they make it out alive? Will Rory ever make another appearance on this show? All this and more on Dorks and Daggers.
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We start off where we left off...our Adventurers standing on the edge of a mighty volcano. Barrath and Angel decide to take flight....Gilenor we have lift off.
It's not flying...its falling...with style!
Pack your sandwiches cause this Volcano filled episode is about to get hot!
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