PRE-WARNING audio quality isn't the best on this one folks. You can hear us fine but there's going to be some background noise for some reasons that are too boring to explain but it is, without question, our fault. Our bad, that'll get fixed.
Either way, we hope you enjoy this (Lasts) week's episode about a Celtic tribe going barbarian on some Roman ass. (Pause)
(23:40)- To go skip our bullshit and go straight to the history talk!
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We know that we are living in the peak of governmental trust. We know that right now every American citizen full-heartedly trusts the U.S. federal government to preserve and protect their freedoms and ways of life now more than ever before, and political divisiveness seems to be a thing of the past.
With all that in mind, we would like to remind you of a time where there was good reason to NOT trust that very same government, and the leaders of it's military. Crazy concept, right?
Also welcome our new friend of the cast, world renowned philanthropist and war criminal, Cooper Wiemann! Thanks for listening.
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WE'RE BACK!
We apologize profusely for the prolonged hiatus. The switch to in-person casting has been a disaster. We have no idea what we are doing. But alas, we are back up and running.
Going forward, you will get some combination of the four hots in each episode, every typically either a Braden/Cody or a Cole/Ethan/Cody panel due to the crew living across the state from one another and Cody having room for travel time due to lack of opportunities in his stand-up career and him technically owning the equipment we need to do this thing. However, we will use every opportunity we come across to get the full crew together for an episode when we can.
Welcome back everyone! Braden and Cody Kick us back off with our first episode over a president, the Bull Moose himself, Teddy R! Was he the rough riding, fist-fighting, bear killing, bad ass we think he is? Or was he just a rich sissy boy from Manhattan cosplaying a cowboy? We find out. For you.
Although we won't be posting a double episode every week on the Patreon for the time being, we still will be keeping it plenty active with extra bonus episodes, free talk casts, videos, etc. Still $1 per month!
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We're almost there guys. Soon, we will be full transitioned to in-person casting and be back on a set sched. Till then, enjoy a few more zoom-casts. like this ne, about a really racist guy.
We hope you enjoy, and join us over on the history Augusta National Golf Club! (none of us golf or watch golf)
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Bare with us through late and off-schedule posts (not that we've ever really kept one) as we transition to the holy realm of in-person podcasting, arm-in-arm with one another.
Today, we talk about the Pony Express and how it wasn't all it's cracked up to be for the riders or the businessmen who ran it, how it got it's name, and why it only lasted 18 months.
Thanks for listening and join us on the Patreon this week for our episode over the Khevsurs!
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A dog might have nearly started a war but they're not too sure and neither are we. Nobody knows much about this whole deal. I guess the Greeks stopped being so good at being historians at some point in time-but that won't stop us from talking about it.
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Today we learn about an alcoholic, homeless, Irishman who could take a beating...from a car...and a poisoning...among other things. Thank you for listening.
Join us over on the Patreon this week for a rare Free-Talk Episode!
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Sorry for the delay everyone, here's last week's episode. We will post this week's earlier to make up for it.
Ethan and Cody take the reigns today to tell you about a guy who had your dream job, pro farter! A medieval profession that proves that no matter what changes throughout history, farts will always remain funny.
Join us on the Patreon this week as we discuss the odd relationship between The U.S. South and Hookworm!
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The worst nickname you've ever heard, the best nickname you've ever heard, and an absolutely unsinkable lady. This one is what some would call, "an all-timer". By some, we mean us. We'd call it that.
We compete against each other this week over on Patreon to determine who knows their accidental inventions the best. Join us. Or else.
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Don't let the name fool you. We ain't talking Greece. This episode is all-American. We're talking the battle of Athens TENNESSEE. Cops vs vets. Thugs vs Nazi killers. Stolen elections, cold blooded murder, and southern Justice. Crazy stuff. Off the walls. Ludacris.
Thank you for listening.
This week's Patreon is over the richest man in history- Mensa Musa! patreon.com/dontlookthisuppod
Braden takes us back to the 1200's when a direct descendant of Genghis Khan invaded the Indonesian island of Java. The results were surprising.
Our friend Owen G. is in the house (zoom call) with us to tell us about his experiences attending and working at the 2025 presidential inauguration!
If you're dying for more, join us over on the Patreon for this week's topic, the Y2K Scare!
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We're back for the meat and potatoes of the life and times of the alcoholic Keanu Reeves-AKA Grigori Rasputin.
Hope you the wrap up on this topic, thank you for joining us!
Join us over on the Patreon this week for the story of Yoshie Shiratori, the man who escaped from four Japanese prisons!
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Hello everyone! We had to split this one into two parts so make sure to tune in next week for the rest of the story,
Rasputin. He has quite the reputation, but should he? Was he truly the mystical, self-healing, stinky, sex pervert that all of the legends surrounding his history tell us he is?
Maybe not. We'll decide. Let's get into it.
Subscribe to the Patreon today to hear an extra history topic every week! This Week's Topic: The Emu War!
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As the name implies, this is a shitty episode. Quite possibly our best work yet
This was supposed to be a Patreon ep but decided to pull the switcharoonie so ignore references to it being the Patreon throughout the episode.
Shout out Cole for being with us again this week.
Also, join us over on the Patreon so you can still listen to the episode that was made for the regular this week, the insane story of the Battle of Tsushima and the Russian Baltic Fleet!
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Personally, I think this may be an all time classic.
Imagine Hippo Burger Helper, ground hippo, hippo fajitas, hippo chili, hippo stroganoff, just hippo in place the place of beef, everywhere the beef should be. That's an America that you almost live in. Lets get into it.
Join us on the Patreon for our story of Tarrare, the hungriest man in history!
Friend of the pod and our senior political analyst, Cole is here with us today.
The guy who shot Garfield (the president, not the cat) had a crazy life. Cults, scams, and a whole lot of assumptions on this episode today, we get into it.
Join us over on the Patreon this week as we talk about the 1500's astronomer and party legend, Tycho Brahe!
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War Elephants, hell yeah.
Elephants are basically ancient tanks, they're sick. What's possibly more sick is how to fight them. That's where the fire pigs come into pay.
We get into it. Thank you for listening.
Join us in the Patreon for our other episode over Madams of the American Wild West!
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The 1904 Olympics were kind of the parody of what the Olympics are supposed to be, just kind of like this podcast is kind of a parody of a real history podcast. It's the perfect topic for us.
Thank you for listening and Happy New Year! Join us over on the Patreon this week to go over The Challenger Disaster with us!
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Hello and Merry Christmas from the DLTU crew.
Couple Xmas themed episodes for you today.
Don't let anyone diss the Christmas truce as an uneventful or uninteresting historical event. Those people don't know anything. Get them a link to this episode as this Christmas present, that's what you should do.
Join us over on the Paych this week for your second Christmas-inspired history episode!
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Long before Texas gave us Stone Cold Steve Austin, Stone Cold STEVEN Austin gave us Texas. Ever think about that? For some reason, we did.
This is our first step in our journey to figure out wat Texas pride is all about. What the hell even is it that you guys are so proud of?
Stay chubbed, Texas.
We talk the Nika Riots over on the Patreon this week! If you've never heard of them, don't look them up don't do any of that reading shit. Just click the link below and we'll tell you all about them.
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