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Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
Windy City Dice Boyz
98 episodes
5 months ago
Here’s another St Patty’s day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure. The heroes start their day as they do every year, but there is a twist! An old foe returns and new forces show themselves. Also there is a beaver. Tim is already drunk too so this is going to be a ride! The Gallery of Non-Heroes: Crunchy Do-Gooder who is a Human Fighter played by Kumar, Bibitty Bumble the Gnomish Fighter/Warlock played by Sean (Another Warlock of Mot the Infected Calf), Reginald Cost: A warlock by Bill that we think is an elf, Urlok the Epik the Half-orc Fighter by Joe, and Jay-Soon the small Penguin Passeri Archer by Jason Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work as usual! Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 -Generic Dance of the Vegan Ogres" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt! Twitter: @DcuHshow Instagram: #DCUH
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Here’s another St Patty’s day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure. The heroes start their day as they do every year, but there is a twist! An old foe returns and new forces show themselves. Also there is a beaver. Tim is already drunk too so this is going to be a ride! The Gallery of Non-Heroes: Crunchy Do-Gooder who is a Human Fighter played by Kumar, Bibitty Bumble the Gnomish Fighter/Warlock played by Sean (Another Warlock of Mot the Infected Calf), Reginald Cost: A warlock by Bill that we think is an elf, Urlok the Epik the Half-orc Fighter by Joe, and Jay-Soon the small Penguin Passeri Archer by Jason Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work as usual! Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 -Generic Dance of the Vegan Ogres" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt! Twitter: @DcuHshow Instagram: #DCUH
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Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
St Patrick's Day Episode 2023 prt 1: I don't like that phrasing
Here’s another St Patty’s day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure. The heroes start their day as they do every year, but there is a twist! An old foe returns and new forces show themselves. Also there is a beaver. Tim is already drunk too so this is going to be a ride! The Gallery of Non-Heroes: Crunchy Do-Gooder who is a Human Fighter played by Kumar, Bibitty Bumble the Gnomish Fighter/Warlock played by Sean (Another Warlock of Mot the Infected Calf), Reginald Cost: A warlock by Bill that we think is an elf, Urlok the Epik the Half-orc Fighter by Joe, and Jay-Soon the small Penguin Passeri Archer by Jason Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work as usual! Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 -Generic Dance of the Vegan Ogres" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt! Twitter: @DcuHshow Instagram: #DCUH
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2 years ago

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
Halloween 2022 Pt 1: Trick or Manstress
Its spooky season once again time! We follow the Heroes of Pumpkinfest (aka Knights of the Indigo Rose) as they continue their vaguely spooky adventures with the noble lady Nicholette for another Pumpkinfest! In the first episode of this special, our heroes are rewarded with a special trip! They are going to be headed to the Gnomish City of Skyfall! While there they will run into interesting characters, be offered the chance to spend gold, and encounter a scenario that breaks Tim completely. And a special surprise at the end of the episode. The Gallery of Non-Heroes: Risssssssk Korth (Kumar) a lizardfolk fighter that sees other races as meat played by Kumar, Obsidian Mudclot (Joe) a dwarf fighter with a clockwork shotgun who’s volume is turned up to 12 Shoal Lusteen (Tim) a Human who claims to follow some god called Bainé and Ayges (our special guest star Jesus Gonzalez), a Sorcerer, a custom race called the Kupra Soldato (artificial race made by humans in the great human civil war) who is a necromancer and calls organics “Oxygen Breathers”. Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work! Intro "halloween special 2019 - DumbIdeaNo1" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on facebook because we are lonely and need friends! Twitter: @DcuHshow #DCUH https://www.instagram.com/dcuhpodcast
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3 years ago

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
Ep 38: Brown Chicken Brown Cow
Welcome to the first main episode of the main storyline of Season 2. Naturally the virus messed up a lot of our plans but we attempted to record remotely despite technical issues. We apologize for the limited quality but most of us have better mics after this recording. We also have a guest listener with us as Bill joins us to spend the night listening to our drunk asses. We briefly recap what happened last time (and it works well to recap everyone) as one of our members is late joining us. We talk about all the possible couples so far including the Unnamed Solder and Si, Seb and the Mayor, and Kamila and Betty’s budding romance. They are reminded that they have special stone dwarven guns unlike anything seen in the world before. The Gallery of Non-Heroes: The Unnamed Solder: a human fighter played by Kumar, Tepid the Pond: a gnome druid played by Tim, The Eggzile: a Passeri (bird person) paladin played by Joe, Seb: a Maokato (cat person) bard played by Jon, Carolus: A dark elf warlock played by Kyle, and Kamila: A tiefling ranger played by Alli, Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work! Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - No Glitter" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt! Twitter: @DcuHshow #DCUH
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3 years ago

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
4th of July Holiday Special 2022 Part 4: Wrath of the Ring-Wyrm
It is time for another 4th of July special! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure. As soon as victory is in reach, one act… one joke… one smart ass move…. puts the entire mission near the edge of failure. Tim has warned the team throughout the special that their actions are unrestricted and they will have consequences. Sean has no charges left on his Daggers of Corruption and cannot turn back time anymore. They will have to use every skill and learned dnd rule to win the day and get the Crown Jewels to Thunk the Chooozen to make this Bugbear the true king of Ungland and ally to MÜR’IKA! The odds to victory are stacked against them all, and the Ring-Wrym who is a fungal dragon is out for blood… The Gallery of Non-Heroes: Jimmy of Oreathal Half-Elf Rogue played by Kumar, Jonny Wicker the Elf Rogue played by Sean, Reginald Cost: an Elf Warlock that states he is only a merchant played by Bill and Mr Marston Jr. (Fully taken over by Mr Marston’s dead spirit):a human ranger played by Joe Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work! Tim did the flute music for the intro. Its the national anthem but done as well as someone who hasn’t played in 16 years can do. Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on facebook because we are lonely and need friends! Twitter: @DcuHshow #DCUH
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3 years ago

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
4th of July Holiday Special 2022 Part 3: Tempting Fate
It is time for another 4th of July special! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure. Tim creates lore problems with the newest NPC who can see in the past, present and future at the same time. Joe goes murder hobo… again… and thanks to Sean the DM as a player, avoids consequences. More Morbius jokes are made despite them not being funny anymore at the time of recording while showing that most of the Windy City Dice Boyz don’t know their Dr Whos. They make their way to the castle of the Fungal Dragon for the next part of the adventure to reach their goal. With 2 rogues I am sure they will be stealthy! The Gallery of Non-Heroes: Jimmy of Oreathal Half-Elf Rogue played by Kumar, Jonny Wicker the Elf Rogue played by Sean, Reginald Cost: an Elf Warlock that states he is only a merchant played by Bill and Mr Marston Jr. (Fully taken over by Mr Marston’s dead spirit):a human ranger played by Joe Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work! Tim did the flute music for the intro. Its the national anthem but done as well as someone who hasn’t played in 16 years can do. Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on facebook because we are lonely and need friends! Twitter: @DcuHshow #DCUH
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3 years ago

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
4th of July Holiday Special 2022 Part 2: Fire... What's that?
It is time for another 4th of July special! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure. After a good night’s sleep (and numerous derailments) and a quick retcon (don’t drink and DnD kids), the team meets with a familiar face…. the Goblin Master of Whispers, Smorgules Mulligan! Smorgules gives them info and a starting point. They will have to go around town and get info and items for their plan. Reginald also tries to work his side hustle. What is the worst that could happen! The Gallery of Non-Heroes: Jimmy of Oreathal Half-Elf Rogue played by Kumar, Jonny Wicker the Elf Rogue played by Sean, Reginald Cost: an elf warlock that states he is only a merchant played by Bill and Mr Marston Jr. (Fully taken over by Mr Marston’s dead spirit):a human ranger played by Joe Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work! Tim did the flute music for the intro. Its the national anthem but done as well as someone who hasn’t played in 16 years can do. Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on facebook because we are lonely and need friends! Twitter: @DcuHshow #DCUH
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3 years ago

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
4th of July Holiday Special 2022 Part 1: Setting Up the Scene
It is time for another 4th of July special! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure. A year has passed and our 4th of July heroes have moved on and lived their lives. They are unaware that political conflict is taking place in Ungland. King George (who is not-so-secretly a Ring-Wyrm fungal dragon) is in a civil war with Thunk the Chooozen over who is the true king of Ungland. MÜR’IKA has offered to be a ground for peace talks in the little town of Peaceeasy but hidden objectives, of course, are there. The leaders call upon heroes (without asking them) to influence who will walk away with the crown. What could go wrong? And Joe gives the DM the worst idea of all that will in the end…. well… you will see…. The Gallery of Non-Heroes: Jimmy of Oreathal Half-Elf Rogue played by Kumar, Jonny Wicker the Elf Rogue played by Sean, Reginald Cost: an elf warlock that states he is only a merchant played by Bill and Mr Marston Jr. (Fully taken over by Mr Marston’s dead spirit):a human ranger played by Joe Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work! Tim did the flute music for the intro. Its the national anthem but done as well as someone who hasn’t played in 16 years can do. Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on facebook because we are lonely and need friends! Twitter: @DcuHshow #DCUH
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3 years ago

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
St Patrick's Day Episode 2022 prt 3: Did It My Way
Here’s another St Patty’s day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure. The final episode for this years special. The team expertly escape the bar and find themselves seeing a friendly face in the last bar: Madame BuK Kake! The madame that is a Kolasal-Born who owns a brothel and is in need of assistance from our heroes, especially from Urlok who needs to be carried by her. (they fucked last time) Tim clearly has never been to a burlesque show before but we are just going to go with it as it is not wise to call out the DM that most shows dont have scoring systems and judges. (Also I am calling him out for not inviting Alli or Bucky for anything dealing with burlesque - Sean the DM) Will the team get more than “thoughts and prayers” as Tim usually gives out? Stay tuned to find out! The Gallery of Non-Heroes: Crunchy Do-Gooder who is a Human Fighter played by Kumar, Bibitty Bumble the Gnomish Fighter/Warlock played by Sean (Another Warlock of Mot the Infected Calf), Reginald Cost: A warlock by Bill that we think is an elf, Urlok the Epik the Half-orc Fighter by Joe, Taruel Urkel the Half-Elf Bard by Alex and Jay-Soon the small Penguin Passeri Archer by Ray Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work as usual! Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 -Generic Dance of the Vegan Ogres" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt! Twitter: @DcuHshow Instagram: #DCUH
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3 years ago

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
St Patrick's Day Episode 2022 prt 2: Jeers and IPFey
Here’s another St Patty’s day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure. The team escapes the inferno and ends up in a void. They will travel to two more bars this episode and meet characters that need a St Hass-el-hoff Day miracle! However the quest to follow the holy scrolls may be made more difficult as they encounter their worst enemy: Derailing! Also Tim drunkenly creates a new country in his world and it is cannon now because of the rules of “Yes And”. The Gallery of Non-Heroes: Crunchy Do-Gooder who is a Human Fighter played by Kumar, Bibitty Bumble the Gnomish Fighter/Warlock played by Sean (Another Warlock of Mot the Infected Calf), Reginald Cost: A warlock by Bill that we think is an elf, Urlok the Epik the Half-orc Fighter by Joe, Taruel Urkel the Half-Elf Bard by Alex and Jay-Soon the small Penguin Passeri Archer by Ray Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work as usual! Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 -Generic Dance of the Vegan Ogres" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt! Twitter: @DcuHshow Instagram: #DCUH
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3 years ago

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
St Patrick's Day Episode 2022 prt 1: Now Your Name is Smorgules Mulligan
Here’s another St Pattys day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure. With another picknick in effect, the team sits down to enjoy the holiday while asking each other why they are not in a bar. With some new friends joining them and some old ones missing, they make the most of it. Given a surprise quest from some magic scrolls, they find themselves on a mission around the entire continent of Demor Gaulando! Meanwhile, Joe runs around out of control and takes the focus of the team but Bill sneaks in to ruin the day… The Gallery of Non-Heroes: Crunchy Do-Gooder who is a Human Fighter played by Kumar, Bibitty Bumble the Gnomish Fighter/Warlock played by Sean (Another Warlock of Mot the Infected Calf), Reginald Cost: A warlock Bill that we think is an elf, Urlok the Epik the Half-orc Fighter by Joe, Taruel Urkel the Half-Elf Bard by Alex and Jay-Soon the small Penguin Passeri Archer by Ray Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work as usual! Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 -Generic Dance of the Vegan Ogres" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt! Twitter: @DcuHshow Instagram: #DCUH
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3 years ago

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
Halloween 2021 Pt 3: You Bring the Pond, I Will Bring the Stone
Its spooky time! We follow the Heroes of Pumpkin fest (aka Knights of the Indigo Rose) as they escort the noble lady from last year to a Pumpkinfest Party in the Court of Bets End. While they have to make a unexpected pit stop due to a sick horse, they get a chance to explore the nearby small town of Witchdun. What could go wrong? With their charming personalities, nothing can go wrong! The final episode of the Halloween story before then next holiday special comes out! Our players are deep in it now! Tim alters the very world course, Joe asks for a great reward, Jesus looks for dead bodies, and Kumar falls in a pit of cursed blood. Typical day. Little do our heroes know that their actions will have far reaching consequences. The Gallery of Non-Heroes: Risssssssk Korth (Kumar) a lizardfolk that sees other races as meat played by Kumar, Obsidian Mudclot (Joe) a dwarf with a clockwork shotgun who’s volume is turned up to 12 Shoal Lusteen (Tim) a Human who claims to follow some god called Bainé and Ayges (our special guest star Jesus Gonzalez), a Sorcerer, a custom race called the Kupra Soldato (artificial race made by humans in the great human civil war) who is a necromancer and calls organics “Oxygen Breathers”. Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work! Intro "halloween special 2019 - DumbIdeaNo1" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts. And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on facebook because we are lonely and need friends! Twitter: @DcuHshow #DCUH https://www.instagram.com/dcuhpodcast
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3 years ago

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
Halloween 2021 Pt 2: No Inn, Only Out
Its spooky time! We follow the Heroes of Pumpkin fest (aka Knights of the Indigo Rose) as they escort the noble lady from last year to a Pumpkinfest Party in the Court of Bets End. While they have to make a unexpected pit stop due to a sick horse, they get a chance to explore the nearby small town of Witchdun. What could go wrong? With their charming personalities, nothing can go wrong! Catching up with finishing the Halloween story before then next holiday special comes out! Our players fuck around and with buying some illegal drugs cause a sick horse’s head to explode! They then go into a bar and as usually harass people. Surely they will meet the mayor of this town and carry themselves with utmost respect towards the government. The real question is will they get to the Pumpkinfest party in time without a horse! Leaving out a lot for spoilers! The Gallery of Non-Heroes: Risssssssk Korth (Kumar) a lizardfolk that sees other races as meat played by Kumar, Obsidian Mudclot (Joe) a dwarf with a clockwork shotgun who’s volume is turned up to 12 Shoal Lusteen (Tim) a Human who claims to follow some god called Bainé and Ayges (our special guest star Jesus Gonzalez), a Sorcerer, a custom race called the Kupra Soldato (artificial race made by humans in the great human civil war) who is a necromancer and calls organics “Oxygen Breathers”. Dm’s note: Everything is linked, lets see what comes from these events…. Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work! Intro "halloween special 2019 - DumbIdeaNo1" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts. And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on facebook because we are lonely and need friends! Twitter: @DcuHshow #DCUH https://www.instagram.com/dcuhpodcast
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3 years ago

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
Halloween 2021 Pt 1: Dwizz and Chips
Its spooky time! We follow the Heroes of Pumpkin fest (aka Knights of the Indigo Rose) as they escort the noble lady from last year to a Pumpkinfest Party in the Court of Bets End. While they have to make a unexpected pit stop due to a sick horse, they get a chance to explore the nearby small town of Witchdun. What could go wrong? With their charming personalities, nothing can go wrong! The Gallery of Non-Heroes: Risssssssk Korth (Kumar) a lizardfolk that sees other races as meat played by Kumar, Obsidian Mudclot (Joe) a dwarf with a clockwork shotgun who’s volume is turned up to 12 Shoal Lusteen (Tim) a Human who claims to follow some god called Bainé and Ayges (our special guest star Jesus Gonzalez), a Sorcerer a custom race called the Kupra Soldato (artificial race made by humans in the great human civil war) who is a necromancer and calls organics “Oxygen Breathers”. Dm’s note: Everything is linked, lets see what comes from these events…. Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work! Intro "halloween special 2019 - DumbIdeaNo1" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts. And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on facebook because we are lonely and need friends! Twitter: @DcuHshow #DCUH https://www.instagram.com/dcuhpodcast
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4 years ago

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
St Patrick's Day Episode 2021 prt 4: Its a True Survivor Miracle
Here’s another St Pattys day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join a group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure. With the morning after Joe completed his new fetish and joined in a night of passion with the brothel owner (yet again no one uses a ye old condom), the team makes way to the final murder. While talking about the clues they have found there are two courses of action. Will they pick the right killer? Will they save the parade? Will Joe abuse a homebrew spell that was originally not meant for the podcast? Will they keep their freedom? Stay tuned to find out! P.S. Everyone was drunk by the end if you couldn’t tell. The Gallery of Non-Heroes: Crunchy Do-Gooder who is a Human Fighter played by Kumar, Bibitty Bumble the Gnomish Fighter/Warlock played by Sean (Another Warlock of Mot the Infected Calf), Reginald Cost: A simple nobleman who Bill never really states what his class is, Urlok the Epik by Joe playing a Half-orc Fighter and Impervious Cok-Knocker by Jon playing a Dragonborn Barbarian Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work as usual! Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 -Generic Dance of the Vegan Ogres" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt! Twitter: @DcuHshow Instagram: #DCUH
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4 years ago

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
St Patrick's Day Episode 2021 prt 3: That Is the Natural Order of Things!
Here’s another St Pattys day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join a group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure. Kumar decides that the best thing to do is escalate the controlled situation to an all out battle. Joe obliges and pushes the aggression up to 11. As a result, the team has to act quickly to fight a dangerous foe. After that they get some valuable intel that leads them out of town to one of the final pieces of the puzzle. Time continues to run out as the start of the parade gets ever closer. And now Joe is on this whole “carry me” quest. Just great…. The Gallery of Non-Heroes: Crunchy Do-Gooder who is a Human Fighter played by Kumar, Bibitty Bumble the Gnomish Fighter/Warlock played by Sean (Another Warlock of Mot the Infected Calf), Reginald Cost: A simple nobleman who Bill never really states what his class is, Urlok the Epik by Joe playing a Half-orc Fighter and Impervious Cok-Knocker by Jon playing a Dragonborn Barbarian Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work as usual! Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 -Generic Dance of the Vegan Ogres" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt! Twitter: @DcuHshow Instagram: #DCUH
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4 years ago

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
St Patrick's Day Episode 2021 prt 2: Motion of the Potion
Here’s another St Pattys day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join a group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando. A land that is not so different than where our heroes dwell but is still full of adventure. Another day, another murder. Joe continues his side quest of being carried and the team argues with Kumar about his side quest of going to the bar. The list of suspects goes up as the team struggles to focus. With time running out, will they catch the killer before the parade? The Gallery of Non-Heroes: Crunchy Do-Gooder who is a Human Fighter played by Kumar, Bibitty Bumble the Gnomish Fighter/Warlock played by Sean (Another Warlock of Mot the Infected Calf), Reginald Cost: A simple nobleman who Bill never really states what his class is, Urlok the Epik by Joe playing a Half-orc Fighter and Impervious Cok-Knocker by Jon playing a Dragonborn Barbarian Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work as usual! Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 -Generic Dance of the Vegan Ogres" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt! Twitter: @DcuHshow Instagram: #DCUH
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4 years ago

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
Romancing the Dungeon Crossover Event Prt 7: Who Dies, Who Lives, Who Paraphrases Your Story?
This little minisode will show you who won, what happened to them, and give some very important information on the events in the world…. Thank you once again to Romancing the Dungeon for putting up with our craziness. It was a blast! And to all our listeners be sure to check them out as they finished their first season strong! And as always, look for the dead players in our graveyard on the website to honor them. Team RTD: Aelar the Quiet (Declan), Brutus the Dog (Diarmuid), Skunk (Sam), Renna Fenvyre (Louise), Princess Penelope the Crocodile (Amber) Team DCUH: Hornfels (Kumar), RTwoBeerToo (Joe), Mordecai Kummslut (Jon), Winkelton B Tinkelton (Tim) Be sure to check out their home: https://romancing-the-dungeon.simplecast.com/ Their Itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/romancing-the-dungeon/id1495305450 And their Twitter is fun too! @D8Dungeon Credits: Thank you to Diarmuid from Romancing the Dungeon for the Special Crossover Artwork! Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work! Main Special Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - roll that beautiful love footage take 4" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt! Twitter: @DcuHshow Instagram: #DCUH
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4 years ago

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
Romancing the Dungeon Crossover Event Prt 6: The Finish Line
Welcome to the small isle of Koro de Reĝo, a small but ancient island between Demor Gaulando (Tim’s side story continent) and Cepodoro (Sean’s main story continent). This island is very special as there are historical sites on it that could thrown into question the commonly held understandings of how people moved from content to content. Of course our players don’t care about that, they only care about getting a drink as they enter the bar from their last adventure. Little do they know know as they talk and introduce their characters to the fellow people in the bar, their time off is about to be interrupted… by adventure! As the finish line grows closer. RTD gets more aggressive with their tactics. This in turn causes DCUH to get more aggressive as well. Will this end in a joint effort to split the money or will one of the teams explode to victory? Either way, we have to hand it to RTD as they fight hard. Team RTD: Aelar the Quiet (Declan), Brutus the Dog (Diarmuid), Skunk (Sam), Renna Fenvyre (Louise), Princess Penelope the Crocodile (Amber) Team DCUH: Hornfels (Kumar), RTwoBeerToo (Joe), Mordecai Kummslut (Jon), Winkelton B Tinkelton (Tim) Be sure to check out their home: https://romancing-the-dungeon.simplecast.com/ Their Itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/romancing-the-dungeon/id1495305450 And their Twitter is fun too! @D8Dungeon Credits: Thank you to Diarmuid from Romancing the Dungeon for the Special Crossover Artwork! Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work! Main Special Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - roll that beautiful love footage take 4" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt! Twitter: @DcuHshow Instagram: #DCUH
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4 years ago

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
Romancing the Dungeon Crossover Event Prt 5: I Am Not Your Familiar, You're Mine!
Welcome to the small isle of Koro de Reĝo, a small but ancient island between Demor Gaulando (Tim’s side story continent) and Cepodoro (Sean’s main story continent). This island is very special as there are historical sites on it that could thrown into question the commonly held understandings of how people moved from content to content. Of course our players don’t care about that, they only care about getting a drink as they enter the bar from their last adventure. Little do they know know as they talk and introduce their characters to the fellow people in the bar, their time off is about to be interrupted… by adventure! The teams keep messing around and don’t seem to progress much until team Romancing The Dungeon push ahead and make it to the second level of the pyramid. They pull into the lead but team Don’t Call Us Heroes make some calculated moves and aren’t going to let our guests keep that lead. With time running out (both in real life and in DND) and that mysterious red liquid rising higher, will everyone make it out alive or will it be a massive death count? Between mystical items from famous bards and Tim’s idea of using bombs for every day tasks, who knows who else is going to die? Team RTD: Aelar the Quiet (Declan), Brutus the Dog (Diarmuid), Skunk (Sam), Renna Fenvyre (Louise), Princess Penelope the Crocodile (Amber) Team DCUH: Hornfels (Kumar), RTwoBeerToo (Joe), Mordecai Kummslut (Jon), Winkelton B Tinkelton (Tim) Be sure to check out their home: https://romancing-the-dungeon.simplecast.com/ Their Itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/romancing-the-dungeon/id1495305450 And their Twitter is fun too! @D8Dungeon Credits: Thank you to Diarmuid from Romancing the Dungeon for the Special Crossover Artwork! Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work! Main Special Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - roll that beautiful love footage take 4" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt! Twitter: @DcuHshow Instagram: #DCUH
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4 years ago

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
Romancing the Dungeon Crossover Event Prt 4: Roll For Mummy Thiccness
Welcome to the small isle of Koro de Reĝo, a small but ancient island between Demor Gaulando (Tim’s side story continent) and Cepodoro (Sean’s main story continent). This island is very special as there are historical sites on it that could thrown into question the commonly held understandings of how people moved from content to content. Of course our players don’t care about that, they only care about getting a drink as they enter the bar from their last adventure. Little do they know know as they talk and introduce their characters to the fellow people in the bar, their time off is about to be interrupted… by adventure! After the accidental trap was sprung and Kumar starts to go under water, the teams look father into the pyramid. Team Romancing the Dungeon start to take the lead and find out they are not the only creatures in the pyramid…. And the first player will bite the dust…. Team RTD: Aelar the Quiet (Declan), Brutus the Dog (Diarmuid), Skunk (Sam), Renna Fenvyre (Louise), Princess Penelope the Crocodile (Amber) Team DCUH: Hornfels (Kumar), RTwoBeerToo (Joe), Mordecai Kummslut (Jon), Winkelton B Tinkelton (Tim) Be sure to check out their home: https://romancing-the-dungeon.simplecast.com/ Their Itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/romancing-the-dungeon/id1495305450 And their Twitter is fun too! @D8Dungeon Credits: Thank you to Diarmuid from Romancing the Dungeon for the Special Crossover Artwork! Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work! Main Special Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - roll that beautiful love footage take 4" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts. And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt! Twitter: @DcuHshow Instagram: #DCUH
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4 years ago

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
Here’s another St Patty’s day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure. The heroes start their day as they do every year, but there is a twist! An old foe returns and new forces show themselves. Also there is a beaver. Tim is already drunk too so this is going to be a ride! The Gallery of Non-Heroes: Crunchy Do-Gooder who is a Human Fighter played by Kumar, Bibitty Bumble the Gnomish Fighter/Warlock played by Sean (Another Warlock of Mot the Infected Calf), Reginald Cost: A warlock by Bill that we think is an elf, Urlok the Epik the Half-orc Fighter by Joe, and Jay-Soon the small Penguin Passeri Archer by Jason Credits: Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work as usual! Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 -Generic Dance of the Vegan Ogres" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt! Twitter: @DcuHshow Instagram: #DCUH