A parody of the Harry Potter universe, in which good characters are evil, simple plots are complicated, and the many holes in the original author's world are plugged so hard, they open up whole new interesting avenues to explore.
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A parody of the Harry Potter universe, in which good characters are evil, simple plots are complicated, and the many holes in the original author's world are plugged so hard, they open up whole new interesting avenues to explore.
Alexandra Black continues her quest to become Magical Britain’s first and only pre-teen necromancer. You’d think Sirius would be more perceptive about this, wouldn’t you?
Author Website: www.leadvone.com
Author’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone
Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico
“It’s not a phase, Dad! It’s a pact with dark forces mankind was not meant to meddle with!” Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico
Harry has been laying low for quite long enough. It’s high time to strike some awe into those fools… Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico
It’s Halloween — there’s a troll in the castle — and it’s going to need a hell of a lot more than a swish and flick to put down. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico
Harry and Co begin their investigations into what’s guarding the ultimate prize down the third floor corridor. But what ultimate challenge did the muggle studies professor dream up? Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico
But what about Harry?! What about Harry indeed. Rest assured, our favourite sociopathic time traveller has not been idle. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico
The first year starts, and our heroes are hiding from each other, pretending not to know each other’s problematic secrets. Of course, in Slytherin House, Hermione is hiding perhaps the most problematic secret of all. She’s a muggleborn. It’s not her fault everyone assumes otherwise. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration […]
The start of first year. Have you ever wondered what kindergarten politics would look like if children were given super mind magics, then pumped full of enough victorian etiquette to fill a royal garden party? No? Shocking. Well, if for some reason you were, it might possibly look something like this. Chapter 15’s official name […]
Alexandra has a birthday party. Luna’s there. So’s John Potter. There’s cake. Also Pudding. Luna likes pudding. The first full episode with the author’s narration. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico
Hermione goes shopping in Diagon Alley to get ready for Hogwarts. Of course, this being DP&SW, that’s not all she’s doing there… The first full episode with the author’s narration. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico
John Potter investigates what’s wrong with the timeline. This is the first episode which starts the switch from Soren’s narration to the author’s. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs/LeadVonE Cover Illustration by Lunatico
John Potter arrives back in time, ready to face his destiny. But something isn’t quite right. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Illustration by Lunatico
Harry sneaks into Hogwarts to trick the book of names. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Illustration by Lunatico
Luna Lovegood is confusing and Alexandra Black is indomitable. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Illustration by Lunatico
Harry engages in some questionable tactics to talk to Ginny. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Illustration by Lunatico
Harry learns that occasionally plans need to be altered to avoid being a horrible person. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Art by Lunatico
Harry reaches out to his first potential ally in Magical Britain. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Art by Lunatico
Flush with success from his previous project, Harry starts working on filling up his vaults. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Art by Lunatico
A parody of the Harry Potter universe, in which good characters are evil, simple plots are complicated, and the many holes in the original author's world are plugged so hard, they open up whole new interesting avenues to explore.
