Why is the future of space travel female, how many ways can you cum, what do TC and Michael Douglas have in common, can the world afford to keep adding Jane Fondas, will we soon has a robotic baby making appliance, and where do you not want to find yourself bound and alone? Get your safety call in place and prepare to butcher a pig because this week's episode is long overdue.

Why are children dressing as witches and waving sticks for candy, what lewd book could potentially be banned in Utah schools, how do artificial wombs shape the future of the abortion debate, where might the future of dating be headed, and who has a new math formula for orgasms? Get ready to fight your social awkwardness with some ecstasy and chase the Melty Man from your head because it's time for this week's Dirty Talk Podcast episode.

This week Rain remembers a friend who passed and we discuss what it means to be a truly ethical person.

Why is TC so tired this week, what do libraries have to do with sexual assault, who should you never hit up for drugs, where does Rain think it's disgusting to have sex, and when you are apart how can you still get some smooches? Strap on your favorite remote controlled crotch toy because this week's episode is taking a redeye flight to fun town.

What's up with nude Ivy League matriculation requirements, where in the world is your preferred male body type, why are growing penial averages possibly a bad thing, who might be an uninvolved parent do to large balls, and when mating do you smear your partner with anti-aphrodisiacs? Get ready to drop to your knees and find salvation because this week's sultry sermon is salaciously sensual for our sexy Sabbath.

What's the newest thing that can give you a foreign accent, can Monty Python help you get more cardio, how does wealth effect your orientation, why is there such a lack of nipple research, and who's lying 95% of the time? Bottoms up because this week's episode is silly walking its way to your ear holes.

We're off this week to celebrate an important event but as a present we are offering up this birthday blast from the past. Hope you enjoy!

What was lodged inside of us in the past year, who can only mate with a quarter of their species, why are bees better than dogs, when injecting spinal cocaine how should you be prepared, and how can you turn incontinence into a money making opportunity? Grab your plastic poncho be cause it's time for the Dirty Talk Podcast urine review!

Join us as we round out the year by looking at mushroom wielding men coming through your roof to make you and your reindeer fly and why we like to air our grievances Fight Club style. Have a wonder full holiday season and talk at you all next year.

What is now being grown on silicon chips, are we going to become contraceptive Borg, who's been holding their dick for 11,000 years, do psychopaths love the money shot, and how do you make $20 million by having sex with an alien? Squirt your favorite sent of burning sack on yourself and rub a dick for good luck because it's time for this week's Dirty Talk Podcast episode.

What's the name of Rain's bottom bear, why did the US want to make their soldiers horny, how come there's a rise in people willing to travel for relationships, when do sperm smell, and where can you find the hottest piece of rock around? Bring your religions pornography, some booze, and a pork chop because this week’s episode is glazed like a doughnut.

What news do we have for you of the week past, which dying corpse has re-embraced nudity, was the past sexier than we thought, why are people milking toads against warnings from the Parks Department, and where is it now possible to party like a baller? Make sure to have your wet wipes ready because this weeks episode might knock you out and rifle through your pockets.

What significant achievement are we celebrating this week, why are there no good laundry folding video games, who is the newest cute and cuddly sexual predator of the oceans, when can you expect an apotheosis pill to turn you into a god, and how is the economy effecting certain fetishes? Wrap yourself up in a cheese pocket and prepare to be swallowed because this week's episode is knocking and you better let it in.

Who is suffering from Rapture Anxiety, what is the latest from our marijuana news desk, how are limericks, dildos, and drugs connected, why did someone pay $30k for a puppet sphincter, and where is the most metal bromance of all playing out? Grab your laudanum and Grover Cleveland letters as you settle in for a little ear magic on this week's episode.

What new study has people gushing blue, why can't we get our hands on the latest snack food innovation, how does the latest development in eating technology help satisfy your salty cravings, and who decided to spice up a retirement home mooncake festival? Prepare to get wet because this week's episode is ready to blow.

What housekeeping needs to be taken care of this week, how did intersex children lead to a hair loss drug, do you have a genetic doppelganger out there, was the KISS comic book the most homeopathic one ever produced, and which video game company has some unreleased adult films in their vault? Keep all your liquid bits snug inside your skin because it's time for this week's podcast.

What development is one step closer to the future Rain dreams of, when during the month is creativity at its zenith, how did a fetish change the course of medical practice, why is there still stigma around BDSM, and where is the location of a statue commemorating a pope orgy? This week's episode is more fun than a papal battle royal.

We are on summer break so are doing what podcasts do in this situation, rereleasing old content. We hope you enjoy this episode which originally came out this very week back in 2019. That summer we did a three episode series exploring the bizarre worlds of Shit, Blood, and Cum. This is a follow up to the Cum episode that was made exclusively for our Patreon supporters. It is loaded with all the strange and interesting facts that didn’t quite fit into the main episode.

How sexually excitable is Rain, when does one's rim get sugared, who can you blame for the banned things in porn, what movie just doesn't have enough mermaid puss, and what quality does Rain lack which might keep her warm? Grab yourself a Sour Patch Kid and settle in for another raucous episode of the Dirty Talk Podcast.

What clarification does TC need to make, who will own the ultimate Rain collectable, which substance should you not be putting on your wrists, are you a sexual narcissist, have you been visited by sensual cocaine aliens, and how do you use black magic to purloin milk? Fill your mouths with communion wine because this week's episode is looking for a witness.