This might be the most tv-episode style movie we’ve seen since Buzz Lightyear of Star Command. Buzz didn’t bring all this romantic tension, though. Those mice are down to clown. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

We watch good movies and bad movies for this podcast, but so rarely do we watch a movie that’s straight-up depressing!  But also kind of funny? It’s a strange film, I don’t know what to tell you. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony is@inspiredbytrueevents.org Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Rip to all those emotionally scarred children and the two rabbits who died for no reason. Pour some out. Oh, and, uh, happy Easter? Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony is@inspiredbytrueevents.orgTony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Heads up on this one: Tony accidentally recorded this on the wrong microphone, so his audio is a bit muffled. Still better than our early episodes, but not peak performance. Are you ready for the worst sequel movie we’ve ever seen? A movie where we legitimately wanted the main character to die? A movie that killed Allan-a-Dale!? You’ve got to listen to the end to get that last joke. This is called “foreshadowing.” Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony is@inspiredbytrueevents.org Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Back to Bluth! Is that anything? It doesn't feel like anything, but I'm writing stream-of-consciousness today, so I'm not changing it. What IS the secret of NIMH? Why is there a terrifying necromancer-coded owl? Will little Timmy survive!? Find out. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony is@inspiredbytrueevents.org Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Time to go down to the American South so we can experience Ye Olde England in all its glory! At least, that’s how the animals tell it… Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony is@inspiredbytrueevents.orgTony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Finally, we watch a movie that asks the big question: how should a framed portrait of your arch nemesis be displayed in your home? Probably other questions were asked, something about Sherlock Holmes and the Disney renaissance and politicians being replaced by robots, but I think we can all agree that this is the important one. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony is@inspiredbytrueevents.org Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Another year is coming to an end, and who better to celebrate it with than everyone’s favorite unwanted houseguests? Just watch out for the icy patch. Our theme music is Ukulele for Christmas by Lee Rosevere Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Andy is @royalty-valens.bsky.social Tony is @inspiredbytrueevents.org Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

The absolute gall of this movie to use Roman numerals. We’ve done something we swore we would never do, and finally watched the third Balto movie. But can it hold up to the highs and lows of a wolf quest? Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony is @inspiredbytrueevents.org Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Happy Thanksgiving! Here’s the rest of our Halloween episode. Look, we have to do something like this every year or the Krampus will get us. We really enjoyed talking about Haunted Halloween, but that doesn’t stop a near complete emotional breakdown by the end of the episode. So, keep your ears out for that! Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony is@inspiredbytrueevents.org Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

I’ll say it, listener: you don’t have to beware. You are not, in fact, in for a scare. We talk about Goosebumps, and only one of us has read Goosebumps books! Is Jack Black engaging enough to draw Tony in when he has no context for what’s going on, or is this movie just for the true fans? Meanwhile, Andy provided the footnotes on all the monsters, and we thank him for that.  Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony is @theaterbatsTony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

I still think “Two Dogs Go to Hell” would have been a better title. I really like this one. We lose our minds a little bit, and the tangents are top tier, ranging from rhino songs to catholic holidays to finding out popular guide dog breeds. Oh, we also talk about a movie. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony is @theaterbats Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

You can tell that a movie is weird when the episode is almost two hours long. This movie has it all: weird fetishy stuff, dogs with guns, murder, denying Christ in your heart, a loveable orphan, just everything, really. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony is @theaterbats Tony's short story is here! Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Yeah, that... that's a weirdly placed exclamation point. Do you know who else uses exclamation points? Tim Curry! (Perfect segue.) We get a lot of good stuff from this move: a small town that tries and fails to be sinister, Scooby and Shaggy being gluttons to a truly unpleasant degree, and the Hex Girls! One of them is one-sixteenth wiccan. This is an important plot point. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony is @theaterbats Tony's short story is here! Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

We've never managed a Halloween episode, and we're not starting now! Join us on a terrifying island where the zombies are the least of your problems! Listen to Andy's Scooby-Doo impression! Gasp out loud at the monster reveal! Consider that there are more confederate soldiers than strictly necessary for this kind of film. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s Youtube Channel is Ethical Games Journalism Tony is @theaterbats Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

I'm hating that title more and more as time goes on. Remember when we watched good movies? Well, this time we didn't. Patrick Warburton is trying his best, Hayden Panettiere was did okay, and Glenn Close is, I'll say it, asleep at the wheel. Don't forget to pledge to A Summer of Sci-Fi & Fantasy: Vol 3 Kickstarter! Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures Tony is @theaterbats Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

I'm sure we're all just ecstatic to be talking about the most hideous 3d animation ever conceived of again. At least this time, there's a good story behind it. Oh, wait, I'm reviewing the footage, and I can't even say that in jest. Welp, here's a movie. Don't forget to pledge to A Summer of Sci-Fi & Fantasy: Vol 3 Kickstarter! Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures Tony is @theaterbats Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Remember when Disney decided they were going to put their 2d animation out to pasture, but decided to give it one last ride? Well, this is what they made. And it sure was... a moovie. This episode is not as punny as that description would suggest. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures Tony is @theaterbats Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

This might be the least we've ever talked about a movie! I'm pretty sure we only named two characters! I'm also pretty sure Disney is a company full of cowards who won't let a group of bears play the jug in their terrible movie! that's right, I've got opinions! Strong opinions! Strong, weird opinions! I've been doing the descriptions more freeform lately, and I have exactly zero regrets. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures Tony is @theaterbats Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Well, it’s that time of year again. There’s a lot of Christmas specials on this nondenominational podcast. And this is our second year in a row with Disney shorts! Spoiler: don’t watch this movie. Our theme music is Ukulele for Christmas by Lee Rosevere  Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures Tony is @theaterbats on Bluesky. Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events