Figures from Keith and Damon's past threaten to get revenge. Also, listener mail. 

This week, Keith and Damon welcome Star (Nicholle Harris) to the agency. She's recently had a falling out with her circus family and really needs to get away, possibly because the "circus family" is actually a cult. "It's Keith and Damon Time!"

This week's client is Terry Clothrobe (Cody Sanders), a successful professional karaoke singer with higher aspirations. Keith and Damon do not want to put him on the spot, but they DO want to send him on the vacation of a lifetime. Why? Because it's their dang jobs!

This week, Keith and Damon meet Barbara Walters (Rach Angard), a toddler soccer coach who wants to get away from the toddler soccer grind and get into knitting. Can the travel fellas tailor the perfect vacation for her? Yes!

This week's client is Gregory Del Gowski (Jabari Keyes) a Warner Brothers security guard whose wife recently left him for both his doctor and his boss. He wants a human experience that could potentially allow him to enter his wife's new polyamorous relationship. Keith and Damon are on the case!

SEASON 3 PREMIERE! Keith and Damon are rested, relaxed, and ready to send more people on the vacations of their dreams. This week, they meet pet store owner Bryans Turtles (John Patrick Coan). Bryans needs to get away from the grind of running a business for a little while, but he definitely wants to come back and not die at any point during the vacation. Can Keith and Damon find a spot that both complies with his religion and accommodates his unique blood temperature? You simply must listen to find out!

Keith and Damon take a few questions from listener. Also new season starts October 19, just FYI. 

SEASON FINALE! Keith and Damon answer some listener questions before taking a well-deserved self-care break.

This week, Keith and Damon welcome Damon's former co-captor, muscleman and human lock Thurman Carr (Josh Doolittle), to the studio. He's never even heard of the word "vacation" because he spent his childhood as a famous musclebaby and has spent his adulthood as a muscular gig worker who wishes he could be a baby again. Time for Berd Product Travel Agency to stimulate this poor fella's life!

Damon is out of the shed and the boys are back in the studio! This week, they meet Benny Plope (Dan Burger), the last milkman. He's been very busy driving around the country at delivering glasses of milk to his twenty remaining clients and he could really use a vacation. Berd Product Travel Agency: Activate!

Damon's still stuck in Tom's shed, but thankfully Keith was able to sneak him a laptop so they can record a quick ep. #GetDamonOutOfTheShed 

Keith and Damon welcome this week's client Maybelline Newyork (Jonah Cooper), a back-of-house accountant at a family-oriented Italian fast casual restaurant. She wants to get away to a beach without too much sand, but WITH plenty of Ferris wheels and kissing. Berd Product Travel Agency is on the case!

This week, Keith and Damon meet Jeanette Neuchin (Alissa Ahlberg), a recent empty nester from Sioux Falls, South Dakota. Her normal husband, Tom, is gifting her a nice solo vacation. It's up to Keith and Damon to find a trip that offers both wholesome Christian fun and nudie dancing.

This week's client is Don Denke (Charles Mustaklem), a year-round fireworks store employee and extremely minor local celebrity. He wants to take his wife, Donna, and his two adopted army brats, J.J. and Julia, on a family vacation that ticks all of their respective boxes. Time for Keith and Damon to work their magic!

This week, Keith and Damon sit down with Doug Rifers (Duncan Young), a skateboarding-obsessed Best Buy employee who lives with elderly roommates who are technically his parents. Can our heroes find a vacation destination without any sunshine, people, loneliness, or skateboarding? Ya never know!

This week's client is Steve Vpofsales (AJ Campli), a lawn mower from Brooklyn who specializes in large memorial lawns. He didn't realize he was entering a travel agency, but now that he's here, he's legally obligated to pay for a vacation. Can Keith and Damon help him take a break from his nine children and relax? Yes. Will they remember to check the input on the recording so that the audio sounds good? You'll have to listen to find out!!!

Keith and Damon meet Kyle Brown (Kyle Brown) who introduces them to Knuckles-36 (Kyle Brown), a SoundCloud rapper who's on the run from the feds. Can they help him get somewhere dark, cold, secret, and far away from the government? Or are things not quite as normal as they seem??