https://www.jasonnewland.com/

Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1476 Jason Newland – 29th October 2025
🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 2 minutes
🔗 View Transcript

🧘 Overall Tone: A relaxed, personal, whisper-style monologue with ASMR elements, storytelling, and rambling reflections. Jason blends anecdotes with dry humor, vulnerability, and a focus on comfort and mental wellness.

🧵 Key Themes & Topics Covered: 🌧️ Background Setting & Ambience

• Jason records during a rainy day with background noises (construction sounds, creaking doors, etc.).
• He talks about the soothing quality of rain sounds, especially from inside tents in his childhood holidays to Wales.

📚 Nostalgia & Childhood Memories

• Shares a vivid memory of reading as a child and being called outside by his dad during a sunny day.
• Talks about sunburn experiences, peeling skin (weirdly satisfying!), and not liking sunbathing.
• Reminisces about camping, childhood television, and early discomforts like getting blisters.

🤓 Vision & Eye Health

• Discusses struggling with eyesight and needing new glasses.
• Plans to buy three types of glasses (reading, computer, distance), but cost and motivation are barriers.

🧢 New Hat & Sock Saga

• Rants humorously about his new fur-lined hat that covers his ears and his renewed love of socks.
• Talks about avoiding socks due to an old foot injury and how it led to foot pain again.

🐾 Life with Vinny (his dog)

• Vinny woke him at 3:10 AM for a treat—not even for the bathroom!
• Jason feels tired due to medication and Vinny’s sweet tooth habits.
• Emphasizes his role as caretaker and his desire to keep Vinny happy.

💻 Website & Google Analytics Adventures

• Talks about updating his website and organizing recordings into groups of 50 with embedded links.
• Surprised by increased traffic, reflecting on Google Analytics data (been tracking for 25 days).
• Mentions possibly starting a new “Saturday Boxing” series.

🧠 Medication & Mental Health

• Describes changes in his medication routine—now takes it morning and night to “even out.”
• Talks about resulting tiredness, napping more, and managing side effects.

🎭 Stories from the Past

• Tells an offbeat and funny story about trying on a bra with an old girlfriend, and doing drama at school in women’s clothing.
• Reflects on freedom of expression, teasing, and shame in a humorous way.

🚣 Sea Cadet Days

• Talks about disliking canoeing, swimming, and prank culture in the cadets.
• Vividly recalls the joy of eating cornflakes on the last day of camp—because it meant going home.

👨‍👩‍👦 Family History

• Shares stories about his tall relatives, genetics, and his Irish heritage.
• Ponders how his uncle developed a strong Irish accent despite being raised in London.
• Compares how some accents stay strong (like Scottish or Liverpudlian), while others fade.

🧠 Reflections on Time & Aging

• Notes how fast October flew by.
• Finds it strange how memories blend and how he distracts himself mid-story.
• Makes peace with not having received a Valentine’s card—yet makes light of it.

🔁 Recurring Style & Themes:

• Stream of consciousness narration
• Self-deprecating humor
• Focus on comfort, routine, and mental wellbeing
• Frequent tangents that loop back to childhood, dogs, or cozy things
• Ending mantra: “Be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy and feel safe.”

https://www.jasonnewland.com/

Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1476 Jason Newland – 29th October 2025
🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 2 minutes
🔗 View Transcript

🧘 Overall Tone: A relaxed, personal, whisper-style monologue with ASMR elements, storytelling, and rambling reflections. Jason blends anecdotes with dry humor, vulnerability, and a focus on comfort and mental wellness.

🧵 Key Themes & Topics Covered: 🌧️ Background Setting & Ambience

• Jason records during a rainy day with background noises (construction sounds, creaking doors, etc.).
• He talks about the soothing quality of rain sounds, especially from inside tents in his childhood holidays to Wales.

📚 Nostalgia & Childhood Memories

• Shares a vivid memory of reading as a child and being called outside by his dad during a sunny day.
• Talks about sunburn experiences, peeling skin (weirdly satisfying!), and not liking sunbathing.
• Reminisces about camping, childhood television, and early discomforts like getting blisters.

🤓 Vision & Eye Health

• Discusses struggling with eyesight and needing new glasses.
• Plans to buy three types of glasses (reading, computer, distance), but cost and motivation are barriers.

🧢 New Hat & Sock Saga

• Rants humorously about his new fur-lined hat that covers his ears and his renewed love of socks.
• Talks about avoiding socks due to an old foot injury and how it led to foot pain again.

🐾 Life with Vinny (his dog)

• Vinny woke him at 3:10 AM for a treat—not even for the bathroom!
• Jason feels tired due to medication and Vinny’s sweet tooth habits.
• Emphasizes his role as caretaker and his desire to keep Vinny happy.

💻 Website & Google Analytics Adventures

• Talks about updating his website and organizing recordings into groups of 50 with embedded links.
• Surprised by increased traffic, reflecting on Google Analytics data (been tracking for 25 days).
• Mentions possibly starting a new “Saturday Boxing” series.

🧠 Medication & Mental Health

• Describes changes in his medication routine—now takes it morning and night to “even out.”
• Talks about resulting tiredness, napping more, and managing side effects.

🎭 Stories from the Past

• Tells an offbeat and funny story about trying on a bra with an old girlfriend, and doing drama at school in women’s clothing.
• Reflects on freedom of expression, teasing, and shame in a humorous way.

🚣 Sea Cadet Days

• Talks about disliking canoeing, swimming, and prank culture in the cadets.
• Vividly recalls the joy of eating cornflakes on the last day of camp—because it meant going home.

👨‍👩‍👦 Family History

• Shares stories about his tall relatives, genetics, and his Irish heritage.
• Ponders how his uncle developed a strong Irish accent despite being raised in London.
• Compares how some accents stay strong (like Scottish or Liverpudlian), while others fade.

🧠 Reflections on Time & Aging

• Notes how fast October flew by.
• Finds it strange how memories blend and how he distracts himself mid-story.
• Makes peace with not having received a Valentine’s card—yet makes light of it.

🔁 Recurring Style & Themes:

• Stream of consciousness narration
• Self-deprecating humor
• Focus on comfort, routine, and mental wellbeing
• Frequent tangents that loop back to childhood, dogs, or cozy things
• Ending mantra: “Be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy and feel safe.”

https://www.jasonnewland.com/

Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1476 Jason Newland – 29th October 2025
🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 2 minutes
🔗 View Transcript

🧘 Overall Tone: A relaxed, personal, whisper-style monologue with ASMR elements, storytelling, and rambling reflections. Jason blends anecdotes with dry humor, vulnerability, and a focus on comfort and mental wellness.

🧵 Key Themes & Topics Covered: 🌧️ Background Setting & Ambience

• Jason records during a rainy day with background noises (construction sounds, creaking doors, etc.).
• He talks about the soothing quality of rain sounds, especially from inside tents in his childhood holidays to Wales.

📚 Nostalgia & Childhood Memories

• Shares a vivid memory of reading as a child and being called outside by his dad during a sunny day.
• Talks about sunburn experiences, peeling skin (weirdly satisfying!), and not liking sunbathing.
• Reminisces about camping, childhood television, and early discomforts like getting blisters.

🤓 Vision & Eye Health

• Discusses struggling with eyesight and needing new glasses.
• Plans to buy three types of glasses (reading, computer, distance), but cost and motivation are barriers.

🧢 New Hat & Sock Saga

• Rants humorously about his new fur-lined hat that covers his ears and his renewed love of socks.
• Talks about avoiding socks due to an old foot injury and how it led to foot pain again.

🐾 Life with Vinny (his dog)

• Vinny woke him at 3:10 AM for a treat—not even for the bathroom!
• Jason feels tired due to medication and Vinny’s sweet tooth habits.
• Emphasizes his role as caretaker and his desire to keep Vinny happy.

💻 Website & Google Analytics Adventures

• Talks about updating his website and organizing recordings into groups of 50 with embedded links.
• Surprised by increased traffic, reflecting on Google Analytics data (been tracking for 25 days).
• Mentions possibly starting a new “Saturday Boxing” series.

🧠 Medication & Mental Health

• Describes changes in his medication routine—now takes it morning and night to “even out.”
• Talks about resulting tiredness, napping more, and managing side effects.

🎭 Stories from the Past

• Tells an offbeat and funny story about trying on a bra with an old girlfriend, and doing drama at school in women’s clothing.
• Reflects on freedom of expression, teasing, and shame in a humorous way.

🚣 Sea Cadet Days

• Talks about disliking canoeing, swimming, and prank culture in the cadets.
• Vividly recalls the joy of eating cornflakes on the last day of camp—because it meant going home.

👨‍👩‍👦 Family History

• Shares stories about his tall relatives, genetics, and his Irish heritage.
• Ponders how his uncle developed a strong Irish accent despite being raised in London.
• Compares how some accents stay strong (like Scottish or Liverpudlian), while others fade.

🧠 Reflections on Time & Aging

• Notes how fast October flew by.
• Finds it strange how memories blend and how he distracts himself mid-story.
• Makes peace with not having received a Valentine’s card—yet makes light of it.

🔁 Recurring Style & Themes:

• Stream of consciousness narration
• Self-deprecating humor
• Focus on comfort, routine, and mental wellbeing
• Frequent tangents that loop back to childhood, dogs, or cozy things
• Ending mantra: “Be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy and feel safe.”

https://www.jasonnewland.com/

Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1476 Jason Newland – 29th October 2025
🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 2 minutes
🔗 View Transcript

🧘 Overall Tone: A relaxed, personal, whisper-style monologue with ASMR elements, storytelling, and rambling reflections. Jason blends anecdotes with dry humor, vulnerability, and a focus on comfort and mental wellness.

🧵 Key Themes & Topics Covered: 🌧️ Background Setting & Ambience

• Jason records during a rainy day with background noises (construction sounds, creaking doors, etc.).
• He talks about the soothing quality of rain sounds, especially from inside tents in his childhood holidays to Wales.

📚 Nostalgia & Childhood Memories

• Shares a vivid memory of reading as a child and being called outside by his dad during a sunny day.
• Talks about sunburn experiences, peeling skin (weirdly satisfying!), and not liking sunbathing.
• Reminisces about camping, childhood television, and early discomforts like getting blisters.

🤓 Vision & Eye Health

• Discusses struggling with eyesight and needing new glasses.
• Plans to buy three types of glasses (reading, computer, distance), but cost and motivation are barriers.

🧢 New Hat & Sock Saga

• Rants humorously about his new fur-lined hat that covers his ears and his renewed love of socks.
• Talks about avoiding socks due to an old foot injury and how it led to foot pain again.

🐾 Life with Vinny (his dog)

• Vinny woke him at 3:10 AM for a treat—not even for the bathroom!
• Jason feels tired due to medication and Vinny’s sweet tooth habits.
• Emphasizes his role as caretaker and his desire to keep Vinny happy.

💻 Website & Google Analytics Adventures

• Talks about updating his website and organizing recordings into groups of 50 with embedded links.
• Surprised by increased traffic, reflecting on Google Analytics data (been tracking for 25 days).
• Mentions possibly starting a new “Saturday Boxing” series.

🧠 Medication & Mental Health

• Describes changes in his medication routine—now takes it morning and night to “even out.”
• Talks about resulting tiredness, napping more, and managing side effects.

🎭 Stories from the Past

• Tells an offbeat and funny story about trying on a bra with an old girlfriend, and doing drama at school in women’s clothing.
• Reflects on freedom of expression, teasing, and shame in a humorous way.

🚣 Sea Cadet Days

• Talks about disliking canoeing, swimming, and prank culture in the cadets.
• Vividly recalls the joy of eating cornflakes on the last day of camp—because it meant going home.

👨‍👩‍👦 Family History

• Shares stories about his tall relatives, genetics, and his Irish heritage.
• Ponders how his uncle developed a strong Irish accent despite being raised in London.
• Compares how some accents stay strong (like Scottish or Liverpudlian), while others fade.

🧠 Reflections on Time & Aging

• Notes how fast October flew by.
• Finds it strange how memories blend and how he distracts himself mid-story.
• Makes peace with not having received a Valentine’s card—yet makes light of it.

🔁 Recurring Style & Themes:

• Stream of consciousness narration
• Self-deprecating humor
• Focus on comfort, routine, and mental wellbeing
• Frequent tangents that loop back to childhood, dogs, or cozy things
• Ending mantra: “Be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy and feel safe.”

https://www.jasonnewland.com/

Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1476 Jason Newland – 29th October 2025
🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 2 minutes
🔗 View Transcript

🧘 Overall Tone: A relaxed, personal, whisper-style monologue with ASMR elements, storytelling, and rambling reflections. Jason blends anecdotes with dry humor, vulnerability, and a focus on comfort and mental wellness.

🧵 Key Themes & Topics Covered: 🌧️ Background Setting & Ambience

• Jason records during a rainy day with background noises (construction sounds, creaking doors, etc.).
• He talks about the soothing quality of rain sounds, especially from inside tents in his childhood holidays to Wales.

📚 Nostalgia & Childhood Memories

• Shares a vivid memory of reading as a child and being called outside by his dad during a sunny day.
• Talks about sunburn experiences, peeling skin (weirdly satisfying!), and not liking sunbathing.
• Reminisces about camping, childhood television, and early discomforts like getting blisters.

🤓 Vision & Eye Health

• Discusses struggling with eyesight and needing new glasses.
• Plans to buy three types of glasses (reading, computer, distance), but cost and motivation are barriers.

🧢 New Hat & Sock Saga

• Rants humorously about his new fur-lined hat that covers his ears and his renewed love of socks.
• Talks about avoiding socks due to an old foot injury and how it led to foot pain again.

🐾 Life with Vinny (his dog)

• Vinny woke him at 3:10 AM for a treat—not even for the bathroom!
• Jason feels tired due to medication and Vinny’s sweet tooth habits.
• Emphasizes his role as caretaker and his desire to keep Vinny happy.

💻 Website & Google Analytics Adventures

• Talks about updating his website and organizing recordings into groups of 50 with embedded links.
• Surprised by increased traffic, reflecting on Google Analytics data (been tracking for 25 days).
• Mentions possibly starting a new “Saturday Boxing” series.

🧠 Medication & Mental Health

• Describes changes in his medication routine—now takes it morning and night to “even out.”
• Talks about resulting tiredness, napping more, and managing side effects.

🎭 Stories from the Past

• Tells an offbeat and funny story about trying on a bra with an old girlfriend, and doing drama at school in women’s clothing.
• Reflects on freedom of expression, teasing, and shame in a humorous way.

🚣 Sea Cadet Days

• Talks about disliking canoeing, swimming, and prank culture in the cadets.
• Vividly recalls the joy of eating cornflakes on the last day of camp—because it meant going home.

👨‍👩‍👦 Family History

• Shares stories about his tall relatives, genetics, and his Irish heritage.
• Ponders how his uncle developed a strong Irish accent despite being raised in London.
• Compares how some accents stay strong (like Scottish or Liverpudlian), while others fade.

🧠 Reflections on Time & Aging

• Notes how fast October flew by.
• Finds it strange how memories blend and how he distracts himself mid-story.
• Makes peace with not having received a Valentine’s card—yet makes light of it.

🔁 Recurring Style & Themes:

• Stream of consciousness narration
• Self-deprecating humor
• Focus on comfort, routine, and mental wellbeing
• Frequent tangents that loop back to childhood, dogs, or cozy things
• Ending mantra: “Be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy and feel safe.”

https://www.jasonnewland.com/

Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1476 Jason Newland – 29th October 2025
🕒 Duration: 1 hour, 2 minutes
🔗 View Transcript

🧘 Overall Tone: A relaxed, personal, whisper-style monologue with ASMR elements, storytelling, and rambling reflections. Jason blends anecdotes with dry humor, vulnerability, and a focus on comfort and mental wellness.

🧵 Key Themes & Topics Covered: 🌧️ Background Setting & Ambience

• Jason records during a rainy day with background noises (construction sounds, creaking doors, etc.).
• He talks about the soothing quality of rain sounds, especially from inside tents in his childhood holidays to Wales.

📚 Nostalgia & Childhood Memories

• Shares a vivid memory of reading as a child and being called outside by his dad during a sunny day.
• Talks about sunburn experiences, peeling skin (weirdly satisfying!), and not liking sunbathing.
• Reminisces about camping, childhood television, and early discomforts like getting blisters.

🤓 Vision & Eye Health

• Discusses struggling with eyesight and needing new glasses.
• Plans to buy three types of glasses (reading, computer, distance), but cost and motivation are barriers.

🧢 New Hat & Sock Saga

• Rants humorously about his new fur-lined hat that covers his ears and his renewed love of socks.
• Talks about avoiding socks due to an old foot injury and how it led to foot pain again.

🐾 Life with Vinny (his dog)

• Vinny woke him at 3:10 AM for a treat—not even for the bathroom!
• Jason feels tired due to medication and Vinny’s sweet tooth habits.
• Emphasizes his role as caretaker and his desire to keep Vinny happy.

💻 Website & Google Analytics Adventures

• Talks about updating his website and organizing recordings into groups of 50 with embedded links.
• Surprised by increased traffic, reflecting on Google Analytics data (been tracking for 25 days).
• Mentions possibly starting a new “Saturday Boxing” series.

🧠 Medication & Mental Health

• Describes changes in his medication routine—now takes it morning and night to “even out.”
• Talks about resulting tiredness, napping more, and managing side effects.

🎭 Stories from the Past

• Tells an offbeat and funny story about trying on a bra with an old girlfriend, and doing drama at school in women’s clothing.
• Reflects on freedom of expression, teasing, and shame in a humorous way.

🚣 Sea Cadet Days

• Talks about disliking canoeing, swimming, and prank culture in the cadets.
• Vividly recalls the joy of eating cornflakes on the last day of camp—because it meant going home.

👨‍👩‍👦 Family History

• Shares stories about his tall relatives, genetics, and his Irish heritage.
• Ponders how his uncle developed a strong Irish accent despite being raised in London.
• Compares how some accents stay strong (like Scottish or Liverpudlian), while others fade.

🧠 Reflections on Time & Aging

• Notes how fast October flew by.
• Finds it strange how memories blend and how he distracts himself mid-story.
• Makes peace with not having received a Valentine’s card—yet makes light of it.

🔁 Recurring Style & Themes:

• Stream of consciousness narration
• Self-deprecating humor
• Focus on comfort, routine, and mental wellbeing
• Frequent tangents that loop back to childhood, dogs, or cozy things
• Ending mantra: “Be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy and feel safe.”

https://www.jasonnewland.com/

Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1470 – Jason Newland (22nd October 2025)
Duration: 48 minutes, 16 seconds
Transcript URL: View Full Transcript

🛏️ Overall Theme: A calming, meandering monologue designed to lull the listener into a relaxed state, featuring Jason’s humorous and nostalgic reflections, cozy bedtime attire updates, dream analysis, and playful commentary on his dog, Vinny.

🐾 Key Topics & Highlights:

🐶 Morning with Vinny (0:00 – 2:45)

• Vinny, Jason's dog, wakes him up early.
• Vinny is fixated on leftover takeaway food and refuses his actual food.
• Jason reflects on Vinny's stubborn persistence and ability to sulk adorably.

👘 Cozy Clothes & Dressing Gown Love (3:00 – 7:00)

• Jason shares his excitement about receiving a new XXL dressing gown and old-fashioned pajamas.
• Enthusiastically describes how comfortable and unrestricted they are.
• Talks about how they make him feel warm, cozy, and “free.”

🛌 A Strange Dream at the Comedy Club (7:00 – 22:00)

• He dreams about being back at a familiar comedy club, though it’s changed and unfamiliar.
• Tries to talk to staff and people who resemble his old friends but aren’t the same.
• Reflects on possibly having difficulty recognizing faces.
• Amusing side story about being asked why he only wore one sock in the dream.

🧠 Nostalgia & Time Passing (22:00 – 31:00)

• Reflects on how time has passed quickly.
• Shares memories of how the staff at the comedy club gradually changed until he knew no one.
• Talks about visiting the club in the 1990s and early 2000s, and how it was a big part of his life.
• Expresses his deep emotional connection to two buildings: his grandparents’ house and the comedy club.

🎤 Romantic Memory: The Karaoke Date (31:00 – 38:00)

• Tells a humorous story about trying to woo a waitress with an Elvis karaoke song ("Teddy Bear").
• Describes the (fictionalized) dramatic reaction of her falling in love, then jokes, “Wait, that was a movie I saw.”
• They ended up going on a date to a comedy club in Streatham—one Jason describes as the worst in London.

🕴️ Remembering PJ & Comedy Club Life (38:00 – 42:00)

• Fondly remembers “PJ,” a club promoter who gave him gigs and turned out to be a schoolteacher, not a gangster.
• Muses on the many colorful characters in the stand-up scene.

🌙 Dream vs. Reality & Future Gig Fantasy (42:00 – 47:00)

• Fantasizes about doing a five-minute stand-up set again and fans from all over the world showing up.
• Imagines impressing the promoter and being offered a paid slot (£20!) and sharing the wealth with his listeners.

💤 Winding Down with Whimsy (47:00 – End)

• Jason gently winds down the episode with soft thoughts about astronauts, mobile phones, and forgetting what he was talking about.
• Ends with a sweet, calming message encouraging listeners to be kind and gentle with themselves.

📝 Tone & Style:

• Whispered, soothing voice throughout
• Stream-of-consciousness storytelling
• Gentle humor with playful self-deprecation
• Deeply nostalgic, reflective, and calming

🧠 Interesting Extras You Might Use:

• Blog Idea: “Why Old-Fashioned Pajamas Are the Ultimate Self-Care”
• Podcast Clip: Jason’s “Teddy Bear” karaoke story
• Social Post: “Jason’s £20 comedy gig comeback fantasy – would you go?”

https://www.jasonnewland.com/

Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1470 – Jason Newland (22nd October 2025)
Duration: 48 minutes, 16 seconds
Transcript URL: View Full Transcript

🛏️ Overall Theme: A calming, meandering monologue designed to lull the listener into a relaxed state, featuring Jason’s humorous and nostalgic reflections, cozy bedtime attire updates, dream analysis, and playful commentary on his dog, Vinny.

🐾 Key Topics & Highlights:

🐶 Morning with Vinny (0:00 – 2:45)

• Vinny, Jason's dog, wakes him up early.
• Vinny is fixated on leftover takeaway food and refuses his actual food.
• Jason reflects on Vinny's stubborn persistence and ability to sulk adorably.

👘 Cozy Clothes & Dressing Gown Love (3:00 – 7:00)

• Jason shares his excitement about receiving a new XXL dressing gown and old-fashioned pajamas.
• Enthusiastically describes how comfortable and unrestricted they are.
• Talks about how they make him feel warm, cozy, and “free.”

🛌 A Strange Dream at the Comedy Club (7:00 – 22:00)

• He dreams about being back at a familiar comedy club, though it’s changed and unfamiliar.
• Tries to talk to staff and people who resemble his old friends but aren’t the same.
• Reflects on possibly having difficulty recognizing faces.
• Amusing side story about being asked why he only wore one sock in the dream.

🧠 Nostalgia & Time Passing (22:00 – 31:00)

• Reflects on how time has passed quickly.
• Shares memories of how the staff at the comedy club gradually changed until he knew no one.
• Talks about visiting the club in the 1990s and early 2000s, and how it was a big part of his life.
• Expresses his deep emotional connection to two buildings: his grandparents’ house and the comedy club.

🎤 Romantic Memory: The Karaoke Date (31:00 – 38:00)

• Tells a humorous story about trying to woo a waitress with an Elvis karaoke song ("Teddy Bear").
• Describes the (fictionalized) dramatic reaction of her falling in love, then jokes, “Wait, that was a movie I saw.”
• They ended up going on a date to a comedy club in Streatham—one Jason describes as the worst in London.

🕴️ Remembering PJ & Comedy Club Life (38:00 – 42:00)

• Fondly remembers “PJ,” a club promoter who gave him gigs and turned out to be a schoolteacher, not a gangster.
• Muses on the many colorful characters in the stand-up scene.

🌙 Dream vs. Reality & Future Gig Fantasy (42:00 – 47:00)

• Fantasizes about doing a five-minute stand-up set again and fans from all over the world showing up.
• Imagines impressing the promoter and being offered a paid slot (£20!) and sharing the wealth with his listeners.

💤 Winding Down with Whimsy (47:00 – End)

• Jason gently winds down the episode with soft thoughts about astronauts, mobile phones, and forgetting what he was talking about.
• Ends with a sweet, calming message encouraging listeners to be kind and gentle with themselves.

📝 Tone & Style:

• Whispered, soothing voice throughout
• Stream-of-consciousness storytelling
• Gentle humor with playful self-deprecation
• Deeply nostalgic, reflective, and calming

🧠 Interesting Extras You Might Use:

• Blog Idea: “Why Old-Fashioned Pajamas Are the Ultimate Self-Care”
• Podcast Clip: Jason’s “Teddy Bear” karaoke story
• Social Post: “Jason’s £20 comedy gig comeback fantasy – would you go?”

https://www.jasonnewland.com/

Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1470 – Jason Newland (22nd October 2025)
Duration: 48 minutes, 16 seconds
Transcript URL: View Full Transcript

🛏️ Overall Theme: A calming, meandering monologue designed to lull the listener into a relaxed state, featuring Jason’s humorous and nostalgic reflections, cozy bedtime attire updates, dream analysis, and playful commentary on his dog, Vinny.

🐾 Key Topics & Highlights:

🐶 Morning with Vinny (0:00 – 2:45)

• Vinny, Jason's dog, wakes him up early.
• Vinny is fixated on leftover takeaway food and refuses his actual food.
• Jason reflects on Vinny's stubborn persistence and ability to sulk adorably.

👘 Cozy Clothes & Dressing Gown Love (3:00 – 7:00)

• Jason shares his excitement about receiving a new XXL dressing gown and old-fashioned pajamas.
• Enthusiastically describes how comfortable and unrestricted they are.
• Talks about how they make him feel warm, cozy, and “free.”

🛌 A Strange Dream at the Comedy Club (7:00 – 22:00)

• He dreams about being back at a familiar comedy club, though it’s changed and unfamiliar.
• Tries to talk to staff and people who resemble his old friends but aren’t the same.
• Reflects on possibly having difficulty recognizing faces.
• Amusing side story about being asked why he only wore one sock in the dream.

🧠 Nostalgia & Time Passing (22:00 – 31:00)

• Reflects on how time has passed quickly.
• Shares memories of how the staff at the comedy club gradually changed until he knew no one.
• Talks about visiting the club in the 1990s and early 2000s, and how it was a big part of his life.
• Expresses his deep emotional connection to two buildings: his grandparents’ house and the comedy club.

🎤 Romantic Memory: The Karaoke Date (31:00 – 38:00)

• Tells a humorous story about trying to woo a waitress with an Elvis karaoke song ("Teddy Bear").
• Describes the (fictionalized) dramatic reaction of her falling in love, then jokes, “Wait, that was a movie I saw.”
• They ended up going on a date to a comedy club in Streatham—one Jason describes as the worst in London.

🕴️ Remembering PJ & Comedy Club Life (38:00 – 42:00)

• Fondly remembers “PJ,” a club promoter who gave him gigs and turned out to be a schoolteacher, not a gangster.
• Muses on the many colorful characters in the stand-up scene.

🌙 Dream vs. Reality & Future Gig Fantasy (42:00 – 47:00)

• Fantasizes about doing a five-minute stand-up set again and fans from all over the world showing up.
• Imagines impressing the promoter and being offered a paid slot (£20!) and sharing the wealth with his listeners.

💤 Winding Down with Whimsy (47:00 – End)

• Jason gently winds down the episode with soft thoughts about astronauts, mobile phones, and forgetting what he was talking about.
• Ends with a sweet, calming message encouraging listeners to be kind and gentle with themselves.

📝 Tone & Style:

• Whispered, soothing voice throughout
• Stream-of-consciousness storytelling
• Gentle humor with playful self-deprecation
• Deeply nostalgic, reflective, and calming

🧠 Interesting Extras You Might Use:

• Blog Idea: “Why Old-Fashioned Pajamas Are the Ultimate Self-Care”
• Podcast Clip: Jason’s “Teddy Bear” karaoke story
• Social Post: “Jason’s £20 comedy gig comeback fantasy – would you go?”

https://www.jasonnewland.com/

Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1470 – Jason Newland (22nd October 2025)
Duration: 48 minutes, 16 seconds
Transcript URL: View Full Transcript

🛏️ Overall Theme: A calming, meandering monologue designed to lull the listener into a relaxed state, featuring Jason’s humorous and nostalgic reflections, cozy bedtime attire updates, dream analysis, and playful commentary on his dog, Vinny.

🐾 Key Topics & Highlights:

🐶 Morning with Vinny (0:00 – 2:45)

• Vinny, Jason's dog, wakes him up early.
• Vinny is fixated on leftover takeaway food and refuses his actual food.
• Jason reflects on Vinny's stubborn persistence and ability to sulk adorably.

👘 Cozy Clothes & Dressing Gown Love (3:00 – 7:00)

• Jason shares his excitement about receiving a new XXL dressing gown and old-fashioned pajamas.
• Enthusiastically describes how comfortable and unrestricted they are.
• Talks about how they make him feel warm, cozy, and “free.”

🛌 A Strange Dream at the Comedy Club (7:00 – 22:00)

• He dreams about being back at a familiar comedy club, though it’s changed and unfamiliar.
• Tries to talk to staff and people who resemble his old friends but aren’t the same.
• Reflects on possibly having difficulty recognizing faces.
• Amusing side story about being asked why he only wore one sock in the dream.

🧠 Nostalgia & Time Passing (22:00 – 31:00)

• Reflects on how time has passed quickly.
• Shares memories of how the staff at the comedy club gradually changed until he knew no one.
• Talks about visiting the club in the 1990s and early 2000s, and how it was a big part of his life.
• Expresses his deep emotional connection to two buildings: his grandparents’ house and the comedy club.

🎤 Romantic Memory: The Karaoke Date (31:00 – 38:00)

• Tells a humorous story about trying to woo a waitress with an Elvis karaoke song ("Teddy Bear").
• Describes the (fictionalized) dramatic reaction of her falling in love, then jokes, “Wait, that was a movie I saw.”
• They ended up going on a date to a comedy club in Streatham—one Jason describes as the worst in London.

🕴️ Remembering PJ & Comedy Club Life (38:00 – 42:00)

• Fondly remembers “PJ,” a club promoter who gave him gigs and turned out to be a schoolteacher, not a gangster.
• Muses on the many colorful characters in the stand-up scene.

🌙 Dream vs. Reality & Future Gig Fantasy (42:00 – 47:00)

• Fantasizes about doing a five-minute stand-up set again and fans from all over the world showing up.
• Imagines impressing the promoter and being offered a paid slot (£20!) and sharing the wealth with his listeners.

💤 Winding Down with Whimsy (47:00 – End)

• Jason gently winds down the episode with soft thoughts about astronauts, mobile phones, and forgetting what he was talking about.
• Ends with a sweet, calming message encouraging listeners to be kind and gentle with themselves.

📝 Tone & Style:

• Whispered, soothing voice throughout
• Stream-of-consciousness storytelling
• Gentle humor with playful self-deprecation
• Deeply nostalgic, reflective, and calming

🧠 Interesting Extras You Might Use:

• Blog Idea: “Why Old-Fashioned Pajamas Are the Ultimate Self-Care”
• Podcast Clip: Jason’s “Teddy Bear” karaoke story
• Social Post: “Jason’s £20 comedy gig comeback fantasy – would you go?”

https://www.jasonnewland.com/

Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1470 – Jason Newland (22nd October 2025)
Duration: 48 minutes, 16 seconds
Transcript URL: View Full Transcript

🛏️ Overall Theme: A calming, meandering monologue designed to lull the listener into a relaxed state, featuring Jason’s humorous and nostalgic reflections, cozy bedtime attire updates, dream analysis, and playful commentary on his dog, Vinny.

🐾 Key Topics & Highlights:

🐶 Morning with Vinny (0:00 – 2:45)

• Vinny, Jason's dog, wakes him up early.
• Vinny is fixated on leftover takeaway food and refuses his actual food.
• Jason reflects on Vinny's stubborn persistence and ability to sulk adorably.

👘 Cozy Clothes & Dressing Gown Love (3:00 – 7:00)

• Jason shares his excitement about receiving a new XXL dressing gown and old-fashioned pajamas.
• Enthusiastically describes how comfortable and unrestricted they are.
• Talks about how they make him feel warm, cozy, and “free.”

🛌 A Strange Dream at the Comedy Club (7:00 – 22:00)

• He dreams about being back at a familiar comedy club, though it’s changed and unfamiliar.
• Tries to talk to staff and people who resemble his old friends but aren’t the same.
• Reflects on possibly having difficulty recognizing faces.
• Amusing side story about being asked why he only wore one sock in the dream.

🧠 Nostalgia & Time Passing (22:00 – 31:00)

• Reflects on how time has passed quickly.
• Shares memories of how the staff at the comedy club gradually changed until he knew no one.
• Talks about visiting the club in the 1990s and early 2000s, and how it was a big part of his life.
• Expresses his deep emotional connection to two buildings: his grandparents’ house and the comedy club.

🎤 Romantic Memory: The Karaoke Date (31:00 – 38:00)

• Tells a humorous story about trying to woo a waitress with an Elvis karaoke song ("Teddy Bear").
• Describes the (fictionalized) dramatic reaction of her falling in love, then jokes, “Wait, that was a movie I saw.”
• They ended up going on a date to a comedy club in Streatham—one Jason describes as the worst in London.

🕴️ Remembering PJ & Comedy Club Life (38:00 – 42:00)

• Fondly remembers “PJ,” a club promoter who gave him gigs and turned out to be a schoolteacher, not a gangster.
• Muses on the many colorful characters in the stand-up scene.

🌙 Dream vs. Reality & Future Gig Fantasy (42:00 – 47:00)

• Fantasizes about doing a five-minute stand-up set again and fans from all over the world showing up.
• Imagines impressing the promoter and being offered a paid slot (£20!) and sharing the wealth with his listeners.

💤 Winding Down with Whimsy (47:00 – End)

• Jason gently winds down the episode with soft thoughts about astronauts, mobile phones, and forgetting what he was talking about.
• Ends with a sweet, calming message encouraging listeners to be kind and gentle with themselves.

📝 Tone & Style:

• Whispered, soothing voice throughout
• Stream-of-consciousness storytelling
• Gentle humor with playful self-deprecation
• Deeply nostalgic, reflective, and calming

🧠 Interesting Extras You Might Use:

• Blog Idea: “Why Old-Fashioned Pajamas Are the Ultimate Self-Care”
• Podcast Clip: Jason’s “Teddy Bear” karaoke story
• Social Post: “Jason’s £20 comedy gig comeback fantasy – would you go?”

https://www.jasonnewland.com/

Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1470 – Jason Newland (22nd October 2025)
Duration: 48 minutes, 16 seconds
Transcript URL: View Full Transcript

🛏️ Overall Theme: A calming, meandering monologue designed to lull the listener into a relaxed state, featuring Jason’s humorous and nostalgic reflections, cozy bedtime attire updates, dream analysis, and playful commentary on his dog, Vinny.

🐾 Key Topics & Highlights:

🐶 Morning with Vinny (0:00 – 2:45)

• Vinny, Jason's dog, wakes him up early.
• Vinny is fixated on leftover takeaway food and refuses his actual food.
• Jason reflects on Vinny's stubborn persistence and ability to sulk adorably.

👘 Cozy Clothes & Dressing Gown Love (3:00 – 7:00)

• Jason shares his excitement about receiving a new XXL dressing gown and old-fashioned pajamas.
• Enthusiastically describes how comfortable and unrestricted they are.
• Talks about how they make him feel warm, cozy, and “free.”

🛌 A Strange Dream at the Comedy Club (7:00 – 22:00)

• He dreams about being back at a familiar comedy club, though it’s changed and unfamiliar.
• Tries to talk to staff and people who resemble his old friends but aren’t the same.
• Reflects on possibly having difficulty recognizing faces.
• Amusing side story about being asked why he only wore one sock in the dream.

🧠 Nostalgia & Time Passing (22:00 – 31:00)

• Reflects on how time has passed quickly.
• Shares memories of how the staff at the comedy club gradually changed until he knew no one.
• Talks about visiting the club in the 1990s and early 2000s, and how it was a big part of his life.
• Expresses his deep emotional connection to two buildings: his grandparents’ house and the comedy club.

🎤 Romantic Memory: The Karaoke Date (31:00 – 38:00)

• Tells a humorous story about trying to woo a waitress with an Elvis karaoke song ("Teddy Bear").
• Describes the (fictionalized) dramatic reaction of her falling in love, then jokes, “Wait, that was a movie I saw.”
• They ended up going on a date to a comedy club in Streatham—one Jason describes as the worst in London.

🕴️ Remembering PJ & Comedy Club Life (38:00 – 42:00)

• Fondly remembers “PJ,” a club promoter who gave him gigs and turned out to be a schoolteacher, not a gangster.
• Muses on the many colorful characters in the stand-up scene.

🌙 Dream vs. Reality & Future Gig Fantasy (42:00 – 47:00)

• Fantasizes about doing a five-minute stand-up set again and fans from all over the world showing up.
• Imagines impressing the promoter and being offered a paid slot (£20!) and sharing the wealth with his listeners.

💤 Winding Down with Whimsy (47:00 – End)

• Jason gently winds down the episode with soft thoughts about astronauts, mobile phones, and forgetting what he was talking about.
• Ends with a sweet, calming message encouraging listeners to be kind and gentle with themselves.

📝 Tone & Style:

• Whispered, soothing voice throughout
• Stream-of-consciousness storytelling
• Gentle humor with playful self-deprecation
• Deeply nostalgic, reflective, and calming

🧠 Interesting Extras You Might Use:

• Blog Idea: “Why Old-Fashioned Pajamas Are the Ultimate Self-Care”
• Podcast Clip: Jason’s “Teddy Bear” karaoke story
• Social Post: “Jason’s £20 comedy gig comeback fantasy – would you go?”

https://www.jasonnewland.com/

🎙 "Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1463 – Jason Newland – 15th October 2025"
🕒 Duration: 48 minutes, 17 seconds
🔗 View the full transcript here 📝 Summary: Jason Newland delivers a gentle, conversational, and whisper-toned monologue designed to soothe listeners into sleep or relaxation. This episode flows between personal reflections, humorous tangents, and quiet storytelling—punctuated by the consistent presence (and noises) of his co-host pup, Vinny.

🎧 Main Themes Covered: 1. Technical Frustrations with Video Production

• Jason discusses his recent attempt to record a video version of his podcast.
• The video was broken into multiple large files (10–18 GB each) and proved extremely difficult to upload to Google Drive or iCloud.
• After an entire night of failed uploads, he salvaged the project by extracting the audio and publishing it as a podcast.
• He expresses frustration over how time-consuming video editing is and resolves to stick with audio-only podcasting.

2. Behind-the-Scenes of Podcasting

• Jason walks listeners through his workflow: recording, editing, uploading, generating images, crafting descriptions and tags, and publishing.
• Emphasizes how much time it takes to properly prepare a podcast episode.
• Reflects on how sticking with audio is best for consistency and his workflow.

3. Life with Vinny the Dog

• Vinny frequently interrupts the recording with grooming, pacing, and making noise.
• Jason affectionately calls him his "co-host" and jokes about how Vinny seems to act up more when he’s whispering.
• Notes how Vinny reacts when it’s time to go for a walk (drinking tons of water first!) and how he interacts with another dog, Archie, whom Vinny adores.

4. Childhood & Random Memories

• Jason has a stream-of-consciousness moment about:
  • Getting called "slaphead" by a local dog-walker.
  • His brief attempts at fashion—especially in his teens and late 90s when he was very physically fit.
  • Being influenced by a fashionable friend named Justin as a teenager.
  • Working out, buying trendy clothes, and showing off muscles (with no photo proof because it was pre-smartphone era).
• Reminisces about junior school drawing sessions, cleaning jobs on the docks, and early friendships that started off rocky but grew strong.

5. TV Nostalgia

• Shares TV shows he remembers from his youth: Andy Pandy, Crossroads, Rent-A-Ghost, Tiswas, Swap Shop, The Muppets, Banana Splits, and Wacky Races.
• Explains how certain shows were tied to specific memories—like heading back to the children's home after a weekend visit.

6. Living Situation & Neighbors

• Mentions helping a neighbor move a sofa into her flat.
• Describes his enjoyment of a quiet building full of people he doesn’t have to interact with directly.
• Wonders whether one neighbor might have a cat on a leash (!), based on a mysterious sighting in the garden.

7. Reflections on Memory & Time

• Expresses a wish to have photos of his childhood rooms and past life experiences.
• Talks about the unreliability of memory and the power of storytelling as a way to preserve the past.
• Jokes about how his body “predicts” the weather (his back for rain, knee for sun, etc.) and pokes fun at the concept.

8. Closing Thoughts

• Realizes how fast time passed during the recording (50 minutes felt like 5).
• Leaves listeners with comforting reminders to:
  • Be kind to yourself.
  • You deserve to feel safe and be happy.
  • Ends with his signature: "Lots...

https://www.jasonnewland.com/

🎙 "Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1463 – Jason Newland – 15th October 2025"
🕒 Duration: 48 minutes, 17 seconds
🔗 View the full transcript here 📝 Summary: Jason Newland delivers a gentle, conversational, and whisper-toned monologue designed to soothe listeners into sleep or relaxation. This episode flows between personal reflections, humorous tangents, and quiet storytelling—punctuated by the consistent presence (and noises) of his co-host pup, Vinny.

🎧 Main Themes Covered: 1. Technical Frustrations with Video Production

• Jason discusses his recent attempt to record a video version of his podcast.
• The video was broken into multiple large files (10–18 GB each) and proved extremely difficult to upload to Google Drive or iCloud.
• After an entire night of failed uploads, he salvaged the project by extracting the audio and publishing it as a podcast.
• He expresses frustration over how time-consuming video editing is and resolves to stick with audio-only podcasting.

2. Behind-the-Scenes of Podcasting

• Jason walks listeners through his workflow: recording, editing, uploading, generating images, crafting descriptions and tags, and publishing.
• Emphasizes how much time it takes to properly prepare a podcast episode.
• Reflects on how sticking with audio is best for consistency and his workflow.

3. Life with Vinny the Dog

• Vinny frequently interrupts the recording with grooming, pacing, and making noise.
• Jason affectionately calls him his "co-host" and jokes about how Vinny seems to act up more when he’s whispering.
• Notes how Vinny reacts when it’s time to go for a walk (drinking tons of water first!) and how he interacts with another dog, Archie, whom Vinny adores.

4. Childhood & Random Memories

• Jason has a stream-of-consciousness moment about:
  • Getting called "slaphead" by a local dog-walker.
  • His brief attempts at fashion—especially in his teens and late 90s when he was very physically fit.
  • Being influenced by a fashionable friend named Justin as a teenager.
  • Working out, buying trendy clothes, and showing off muscles (with no photo proof because it was pre-smartphone era).
• Reminisces about junior school drawing sessions, cleaning jobs on the docks, and early friendships that started off rocky but grew strong.

5. TV Nostalgia

• Shares TV shows he remembers from his youth: Andy Pandy, Crossroads, Rent-A-Ghost, Tiswas, Swap Shop, The Muppets, Banana Splits, and Wacky Races.
• Explains how certain shows were tied to specific memories—like heading back to the children's home after a weekend visit.

6. Living Situation & Neighbors

• Mentions helping a neighbor move a sofa into her flat.
• Describes his enjoyment of a quiet building full of people he doesn’t have to interact with directly.
• Wonders whether one neighbor might have a cat on a leash (!), based on a mysterious sighting in the garden.

7. Reflections on Memory & Time

• Expresses a wish to have photos of his childhood rooms and past life experiences.
• Talks about the unreliability of memory and the power of storytelling as a way to preserve the past.
• Jokes about how his body “predicts” the weather (his back for rain, knee for sun, etc.) and pokes fun at the concept.

8. Closing Thoughts

• Realizes how fast time passed during the recording (50 minutes felt like 5).
• Leaves listeners with comforting reminders to:
  • Be kind to yourself.
  • You deserve to feel safe and be happy.
  • Ends with his signature: "Lots...

https://www.jasonnewland.com/

🎙 "Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1463 – Jason Newland – 15th October 2025"
🕒 Duration: 48 minutes, 17 seconds
🔗 View the full transcript here 📝 Summary: Jason Newland delivers a gentle, conversational, and whisper-toned monologue designed to soothe listeners into sleep or relaxation. This episode flows between personal reflections, humorous tangents, and quiet storytelling—punctuated by the consistent presence (and noises) of his co-host pup, Vinny.

🎧 Main Themes Covered: 1. Technical Frustrations with Video Production

• Jason discusses his recent attempt to record a video version of his podcast.
• The video was broken into multiple large files (10–18 GB each) and proved extremely difficult to upload to Google Drive or iCloud.
• After an entire night of failed uploads, he salvaged the project by extracting the audio and publishing it as a podcast.
• He expresses frustration over how time-consuming video editing is and resolves to stick with audio-only podcasting.

2. Behind-the-Scenes of Podcasting

• Jason walks listeners through his workflow: recording, editing, uploading, generating images, crafting descriptions and tags, and publishing.
• Emphasizes how much time it takes to properly prepare a podcast episode.
• Reflects on how sticking with audio is best for consistency and his workflow.

3. Life with Vinny the Dog

• Vinny frequently interrupts the recording with grooming, pacing, and making noise.
• Jason affectionately calls him his "co-host" and jokes about how Vinny seems to act up more when he’s whispering.
• Notes how Vinny reacts when it’s time to go for a walk (drinking tons of water first!) and how he interacts with another dog, Archie, whom Vinny adores.

4. Childhood & Random Memories

• Jason has a stream-of-consciousness moment about:
  • Getting called "slaphead" by a local dog-walker.
  • His brief attempts at fashion—especially in his teens and late 90s when he was very physically fit.
  • Being influenced by a fashionable friend named Justin as a teenager.
  • Working out, buying trendy clothes, and showing off muscles (with no photo proof because it was pre-smartphone era).
• Reminisces about junior school drawing sessions, cleaning jobs on the docks, and early friendships that started off rocky but grew strong.

5. TV Nostalgia

• Shares TV shows he remembers from his youth: Andy Pandy, Crossroads, Rent-A-Ghost, Tiswas, Swap Shop, The Muppets, Banana Splits, and Wacky Races.
• Explains how certain shows were tied to specific memories—like heading back to the children's home after a weekend visit.

6. Living Situation & Neighbors

• Mentions helping a neighbor move a sofa into her flat.
• Describes his enjoyment of a quiet building full of people he doesn’t have to interact with directly.
• Wonders whether one neighbor might have a cat on a leash (!), based on a mysterious sighting in the garden.

7. Reflections on Memory & Time

• Expresses a wish to have photos of his childhood rooms and past life experiences.
• Talks about the unreliability of memory and the power of storytelling as a way to preserve the past.
• Jokes about how his body “predicts” the weather (his back for rain, knee for sun, etc.) and pokes fun at the concept.

8. Closing Thoughts

• Realizes how fast time passed during the recording (50 minutes felt like 5).
• Leaves listeners with comforting reminders to:
  • Be kind to yourself.
  • You deserve to feel safe and be happy.
  • Ends with his signature: "Lots...

https://www.jasonnewland.com/

🎙 "Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1463 – Jason Newland – 15th October 2025"
🕒 Duration: 48 minutes, 17 seconds
🔗 View the full transcript here 📝 Summary: Jason Newland delivers a gentle, conversational, and whisper-toned monologue designed to soothe listeners into sleep or relaxation. This episode flows between personal reflections, humorous tangents, and quiet storytelling—punctuated by the consistent presence (and noises) of his co-host pup, Vinny.

🎧 Main Themes Covered: 1. Technical Frustrations with Video Production

• Jason discusses his recent attempt to record a video version of his podcast.
• The video was broken into multiple large files (10–18 GB each) and proved extremely difficult to upload to Google Drive or iCloud.
• After an entire night of failed uploads, he salvaged the project by extracting the audio and publishing it as a podcast.
• He expresses frustration over how time-consuming video editing is and resolves to stick with audio-only podcasting.

2. Behind-the-Scenes of Podcasting

• Jason walks listeners through his workflow: recording, editing, uploading, generating images, crafting descriptions and tags, and publishing.
• Emphasizes how much time it takes to properly prepare a podcast episode.
• Reflects on how sticking with audio is best for consistency and his workflow.

3. Life with Vinny the Dog

• Vinny frequently interrupts the recording with grooming, pacing, and making noise.
• Jason affectionately calls him his "co-host" and jokes about how Vinny seems to act up more when he’s whispering.
• Notes how Vinny reacts when it’s time to go for a walk (drinking tons of water first!) and how he interacts with another dog, Archie, whom Vinny adores.

4. Childhood & Random Memories

• Jason has a stream-of-consciousness moment about:
  • Getting called "slaphead" by a local dog-walker.
  • His brief attempts at fashion—especially in his teens and late 90s when he was very physically fit.
  • Being influenced by a fashionable friend named Justin as a teenager.
  • Working out, buying trendy clothes, and showing off muscles (with no photo proof because it was pre-smartphone era).
• Reminisces about junior school drawing sessions, cleaning jobs on the docks, and early friendships that started off rocky but grew strong.

5. TV Nostalgia

• Shares TV shows he remembers from his youth: Andy Pandy, Crossroads, Rent-A-Ghost, Tiswas, Swap Shop, The Muppets, Banana Splits, and Wacky Races.
• Explains how certain shows were tied to specific memories—like heading back to the children's home after a weekend visit.

6. Living Situation & Neighbors

• Mentions helping a neighbor move a sofa into her flat.
• Describes his enjoyment of a quiet building full of people he doesn’t have to interact with directly.
• Wonders whether one neighbor might have a cat on a leash (!), based on a mysterious sighting in the garden.

7. Reflections on Memory & Time

• Expresses a wish to have photos of his childhood rooms and past life experiences.
• Talks about the unreliability of memory and the power of storytelling as a way to preserve the past.
• Jokes about how his body “predicts” the weather (his back for rain, knee for sun, etc.) and pokes fun at the concept.

8. Closing Thoughts

• Realizes how fast time passed during the recording (50 minutes felt like 5).
• Leaves listeners with comforting reminders to:
  • Be kind to yourself.
  • You deserve to feel safe and be happy.
  • Ends with his signature: "Lots...

https://www.jasonnewland.com/

🎙 "Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1463 – Jason Newland – 15th October 2025"
🕒 Duration: 48 minutes, 17 seconds
🔗 View the full transcript here 📝 Summary: Jason Newland delivers a gentle, conversational, and whisper-toned monologue designed to soothe listeners into sleep or relaxation. This episode flows between personal reflections, humorous tangents, and quiet storytelling—punctuated by the consistent presence (and noises) of his co-host pup, Vinny.

🎧 Main Themes Covered: 1. Technical Frustrations with Video Production

• Jason discusses his recent attempt to record a video version of his podcast.
• The video was broken into multiple large files (10–18 GB each) and proved extremely difficult to upload to Google Drive or iCloud.
• After an entire night of failed uploads, he salvaged the project by extracting the audio and publishing it as a podcast.
• He expresses frustration over how time-consuming video editing is and resolves to stick with audio-only podcasting.

2. Behind-the-Scenes of Podcasting

• Jason walks listeners through his workflow: recording, editing, uploading, generating images, crafting descriptions and tags, and publishing.
• Emphasizes how much time it takes to properly prepare a podcast episode.
• Reflects on how sticking with audio is best for consistency and his workflow.

3. Life with Vinny the Dog

• Vinny frequently interrupts the recording with grooming, pacing, and making noise.
• Jason affectionately calls him his "co-host" and jokes about how Vinny seems to act up more when he’s whispering.
• Notes how Vinny reacts when it’s time to go for a walk (drinking tons of water first!) and how he interacts with another dog, Archie, whom Vinny adores.

4. Childhood & Random Memories

• Jason has a stream-of-consciousness moment about:
  • Getting called "slaphead" by a local dog-walker.
  • His brief attempts at fashion—especially in his teens and late 90s when he was very physically fit.
  • Being influenced by a fashionable friend named Justin as a teenager.
  • Working out, buying trendy clothes, and showing off muscles (with no photo proof because it was pre-smartphone era).
• Reminisces about junior school drawing sessions, cleaning jobs on the docks, and early friendships that started off rocky but grew strong.

5. TV Nostalgia

• Shares TV shows he remembers from his youth: Andy Pandy, Crossroads, Rent-A-Ghost, Tiswas, Swap Shop, The Muppets, Banana Splits, and Wacky Races.
• Explains how certain shows were tied to specific memories—like heading back to the children's home after a weekend visit.

6. Living Situation & Neighbors

• Mentions helping a neighbor move a sofa into her flat.
• Describes his enjoyment of a quiet building full of people he doesn’t have to interact with directly.
• Wonders whether one neighbor might have a cat on a leash (!), based on a mysterious sighting in the garden.

7. Reflections on Memory & Time

• Expresses a wish to have photos of his childhood rooms and past life experiences.
• Talks about the unreliability of memory and the power of storytelling as a way to preserve the past.
• Jokes about how his body “predicts” the weather (his back for rain, knee for sun, etc.) and pokes fun at the concept.

8. Closing Thoughts

• Realizes how fast time passed during the recording (50 minutes felt like 5).
• Leaves listeners with comforting reminders to:
  • Be kind to yourself.
  • You deserve to feel safe and be happy.
  • Ends with his signature: "Lots...

https://www.jasonnewland.com/

🎙 "Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1463 – Jason Newland – 15th October 2025"
🕒 Duration: 48 minutes, 17 seconds
🔗 View the full transcript here 📝 Summary: Jason Newland delivers a gentle, conversational, and whisper-toned monologue designed to soothe listeners into sleep or relaxation. This episode flows between personal reflections, humorous tangents, and quiet storytelling—punctuated by the consistent presence (and noises) of his co-host pup, Vinny.

🎧 Main Themes Covered: 1. Technical Frustrations with Video Production

• Jason discusses his recent attempt to record a video version of his podcast.
• The video was broken into multiple large files (10–18 GB each) and proved extremely difficult to upload to Google Drive or iCloud.
• After an entire night of failed uploads, he salvaged the project by extracting the audio and publishing it as a podcast.
• He expresses frustration over how time-consuming video editing is and resolves to stick with audio-only podcasting.

2. Behind-the-Scenes of Podcasting

• Jason walks listeners through his workflow: recording, editing, uploading, generating images, crafting descriptions and tags, and publishing.
• Emphasizes how much time it takes to properly prepare a podcast episode.
• Reflects on how sticking with audio is best for consistency and his workflow.

3. Life with Vinny the Dog

• Vinny frequently interrupts the recording with grooming, pacing, and making noise.
• Jason affectionately calls him his "co-host" and jokes about how Vinny seems to act up more when he’s whispering.
• Notes how Vinny reacts when it’s time to go for a walk (drinking tons of water first!) and how he interacts with another dog, Archie, whom Vinny adores.

4. Childhood & Random Memories

• Jason has a stream-of-consciousness moment about:
  • Getting called "slaphead" by a local dog-walker.
  • His brief attempts at fashion—especially in his teens and late 90s when he was very physically fit.
  • Being influenced by a fashionable friend named Justin as a teenager.
  • Working out, buying trendy clothes, and showing off muscles (with no photo proof because it was pre-smartphone era).
• Reminisces about junior school drawing sessions, cleaning jobs on the docks, and early friendships that started off rocky but grew strong.

5. TV Nostalgia

• Shares TV shows he remembers from his youth: Andy Pandy, Crossroads, Rent-A-Ghost, Tiswas, Swap Shop, The Muppets, Banana Splits, and Wacky Races.
• Explains how certain shows were tied to specific memories—like heading back to the children's home after a weekend visit.

6. Living Situation & Neighbors

• Mentions helping a neighbor move a sofa into her flat.
• Describes his enjoyment of a quiet building full of people he doesn’t have to interact with directly.
• Wonders whether one neighbor might have a cat on a leash (!), based on a mysterious sighting in the garden.

7. Reflections on Memory & Time

• Expresses a wish to have photos of his childhood rooms and past life experiences.
• Talks about the unreliability of memory and the power of storytelling as a way to preserve the past.
• Jokes about how his body “predicts” the weather (his back for rain, knee for sun, etc.) and pokes fun at the concept.

8. Closing Thoughts

• Realizes how fast time passed during the recording (50 minutes felt like 5).
• Leaves listeners with comforting reminders to:
  • Be kind to yourself.
  • You deserve to feel safe and be happy.
  • Ends with his signature: "Lots...

https://www.jasonnewland.com/
🎙️ Transcript Title:
#1454 Whisper Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 4th October 2025
🕒 Duration: 52 minutes, 12 seconds
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🛌 OVERVIEW: This episode is classic Jason Newland — a sleepy, humorous, stream-of-consciousness-style ramble designed to lull listeners into slumber. He reflects on small irritations, random anecdotes, and absurd musings, all delivered in a gentle, whispered tone. It’s full of quirky tangents, odd humor, and some surprisingly thoughtful reflections on identity, inclusion, and acceptance.

🧵 MAIN TOPICS COVERED: 💤 Sleep Routine Disrupted

• Jason starts by sharing how his Friday night sleep routine — listening to Nick Abbott’s lighthearted LBC radio show — was interrupted by a serious news broadcast.
• He humorously vents his frustration with current events taking over his relaxation time.

🎯 Paralympics & Disabilities

• A lengthy and meandering reflection on sports, particularly the Special Olympics/Paralympics.
• Musings on whether certain sports (e.g., archery, javelin) are suitable for blind athletes, with a mix of admiration, confusion, and dark humor.
• Jason questions what "fairness" means in sports and explores the purpose of ability-based categories.

🧬 Ginger Identity & Personal Reflections

• A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to talking about gingers:
  • Childhood teasing and playground bullying around hair color.
  • Family history of redheads.
  • Dating history involving ginger women (he counts at least 7 past relationships!).
  • Reflections on ginger representation in society.
• He jokingly considers starting a charity for gingers, only to be told by a fictional charity rep that it’s not a great idea.
• Ends with musings on Ed Sheeran’s success despite societal biases against gingers — Jason praises him as an unlikely pop hero.

😂 Bizarre Tangents & Humor

• Considers starting a charity called “Nothing They Can’t Do” — mocked for being too optimistic.
• Imagines Ed Sheeran posters being put up “facing the wall” as a joke.
• Random, surreal thoughts like whether a powerlifter on a bus could lift the bus if it broke down.
• A fake argument with an imaginary woman about Ready Brek (a British hot cereal).

📉 Self-Deprecating & Meta Commentary

• Jason frequently breaks the fourth wall, joking about how boring the episode is.
• Acknowledges how many episodes he records and how it’s hard for listeners to keep up.
• Notes that some people may listen only once and forget the recording — but he still sees it as an expression of creativity and art.

💡 THEMES & TAKEAWAYS:

• Humor as Comfort: Even when topics turn bizarre or controversial, the tone remains playful and soothing.
• Inclusion & Identity: Jason uses humor to explore how society views differences — whether physical ability, hair color, or fame.
• Self-Awareness: There’s a charming blend of nonsense and honesty. He knows he’s rambling, and he leans into it.

📌 NOTABLE QUOTES: "If you've ever been attacked by a wheelchair... it's proper. They aim for your ankles." "I'm balder than my dad who's about 700 years old." "You can't even start a charity for ginger people. They don't allow it." "Do you think if Ed Sheeran dyed his hair, he would look human?" "Remember to be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy and feel safe." 📦 BONUS MENTION:

• Mentions OpenAI and ChatGPT — saying if you’d invested in it in 2023, you’d have made 10x your money by 2025!
• Ends on a note about ordering Ready Brek from Amazon...

https://www.jasonnewland.com/
🎙️ Transcript Title:
#1454 Whisper Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 4th October 2025
🕒 Duration: 52 minutes, 12 seconds
🔗 View Full Transcript

🛌 OVERVIEW: This episode is classic Jason Newland — a sleepy, humorous, stream-of-consciousness-style ramble designed to lull listeners into slumber. He reflects on small irritations, random anecdotes, and absurd musings, all delivered in a gentle, whispered tone. It’s full of quirky tangents, odd humor, and some surprisingly thoughtful reflections on identity, inclusion, and acceptance.

🧵 MAIN TOPICS COVERED: 💤 Sleep Routine Disrupted

• Jason starts by sharing how his Friday night sleep routine — listening to Nick Abbott’s lighthearted LBC radio show — was interrupted by a serious news broadcast.
• He humorously vents his frustration with current events taking over his relaxation time.

🎯 Paralympics & Disabilities

• A lengthy and meandering reflection on sports, particularly the Special Olympics/Paralympics.
• Musings on whether certain sports (e.g., archery, javelin) are suitable for blind athletes, with a mix of admiration, confusion, and dark humor.
• Jason questions what "fairness" means in sports and explores the purpose of ability-based categories.

🧬 Ginger Identity & Personal Reflections

• A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to talking about gingers:
  • Childhood teasing and playground bullying around hair color.
  • Family history of redheads.
  • Dating history involving ginger women (he counts at least 7 past relationships!).
  • Reflections on ginger representation in society.
• He jokingly considers starting a charity for gingers, only to be told by a fictional charity rep that it’s not a great idea.
• Ends with musings on Ed Sheeran’s success despite societal biases against gingers — Jason praises him as an unlikely pop hero.

😂 Bizarre Tangents & Humor

• Considers starting a charity called “Nothing They Can’t Do” — mocked for being too optimistic.
• Imagines Ed Sheeran posters being put up “facing the wall” as a joke.
• Random, surreal thoughts like whether a powerlifter on a bus could lift the bus if it broke down.
• A fake argument with an imaginary woman about Ready Brek (a British hot cereal).

📉 Self-Deprecating & Meta Commentary

• Jason frequently breaks the fourth wall, joking about how boring the episode is.
• Acknowledges how many episodes he records and how it’s hard for listeners to keep up.
• Notes that some people may listen only once and forget the recording — but he still sees it as an expression of creativity and art.

💡 THEMES & TAKEAWAYS:

• Humor as Comfort: Even when topics turn bizarre or controversial, the tone remains playful and soothing.
• Inclusion & Identity: Jason uses humor to explore how society views differences — whether physical ability, hair color, or fame.
• Self-Awareness: There’s a charming blend of nonsense and honesty. He knows he’s rambling, and he leans into it.

📌 NOTABLE QUOTES: "If you've ever been attacked by a wheelchair... it's proper. They aim for your ankles." "I'm balder than my dad who's about 700 years old." "You can't even start a charity for ginger people. They don't allow it." "Do you think if Ed Sheeran dyed his hair, he would look human?" "Remember to be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy and feel safe." 📦 BONUS MENTION:

• Mentions OpenAI and ChatGPT — saying if you’d invested in it in 2023, you’d have made 10x your money by 2025!
• Ends on a note about ordering Ready Brek from Amazon...