“Decommissioned” is a brand-new podcast from Rob Ellis, Rach and Wingman. The idiotic trio who somehow managed to stay on the radio and entertain the North West for almost twenty years.....…until they got sacked.
Now they’re back – unprepared, unfiltered, and completely unemployed. Expect Northern wit, real-life chaos, and the kind of outrageous banter that only comes from three mates who know each other FAR too well for FAR too long.
No rules. No clue. No job. Just proper funny.
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“Decommissioned” is a brand-new podcast from Rob Ellis, Rach and Wingman. The idiotic trio who somehow managed to stay on the radio and entertain the North West for almost twenty years.....…until they got sacked.
Now they’re back – unprepared, unfiltered, and completely unemployed. Expect Northern wit, real-life chaos, and the kind of outrageous banter that only comes from three mates who know each other FAR too well for FAR too long.
No rules. No clue. No job. Just proper funny.
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Wingman does another podcast and it's all about Parenting. Its making miles more money that Decommissioned so Rob wants to give it a try to see if we can make some money!! The topics discussed are Did your parents ever hit you as a kid? Should your kid start working from 6 years of age? and Would you let a company name your kid if they paid you 10K a year?
Did you know there's no Crab in a crab stick.
'DECOMMISSIONED CELEBRITY'
This week's Decommissioned Celebrity was sick on but was still a bit of a DICK!! Who do you think it is?
We might release an album of Decommissioned songs for Christmas.
Hot water bottles are selling fast. New 'Decommissioned' official Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk
Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk
You can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!
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Email us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk
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BLOODY HELL can mean so many different things depending on the emotion when you say it! Have a listen and play along.
Rob gets deep and it all starts with SHOWER THOUGHTS!!
Producer Josh finds a dead pigeon on his balcony and finds a new fear.
'DECOMMISSIONED CELEBRITY'
This week's Decommissioned Celebrity could be the best one so far!! Who do you think it is?
Sounds like mucky phone lines are the next job to be Decommissioned? the alternative is scary. Be warned!!!!
Hot water bottles are selling fast. New 'Decommissioned' official Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk
Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk
You can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!
Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissioneduk
Email us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk
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We think we have found a way to make Sumo Wrestling miles more entertaining!!
Rachel has been done for thieving.
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Find out which Celeb left their knickers in someone's bin. (Celebs identity hidden obviously) Who could this week's celeb be?
Could Translators be next job to be Decommissioned? What could they do as an alternative?
New 'Decommissioned' official Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! We got Chip pans, Hot water bottles and 4 different flavours of Crisp available now Visit decommissioned.co.uk
Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk
You can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!
Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissioneduk
Email us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk
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It's the anniversary of The Bag for Life. Lets celebrate!!!!
Is there anything worse than when people leave a shit load of money to a family pet when they die? We discuss possible ways that you could try get the money back off a pet.
The Cock N Balls tattoo correction gallary.
If you were accidentally given a tattoo of a Cock N Balls by an AI tattoo machine how would you disguise the tattoo? What would you turn it in to?
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We discuss another celebrity that's been a complete dick with one of our Decommissioned listeners. (Celebs identity hidden obviously) Who could this week's celeb be?
Could Super market workers be next job to be Decommissioned? Wendy (Jayne) defiantly thinks so!!!!!
New 'Decommissioned' official Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! We got Chip pans, Hot water bottles and 4 different flavours of Crisp available now Visit decommissioned.co.uk
Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk
You can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!
Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissioneduk
Email us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk
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On the latest Decommissioned episode Rob thinks him and Wingman got spiked after last week's podcast recording.
A guy in a pub round Wingman's end got pissed and started bragging to locals that he had a WW2 Bomb in his back garden. Turns out it was TRUE!! Bomb-baclart!!
We discuss another celebrity that's been a complete dick with one of our Decommissioned listeners. (Celebs identity hidden obviously) 'DECOMMISSIONED CELEBRITY'
Could Taxi drivers be next to be Decommissioned? Gabe an Uber driver on London thinks YES!!!!
New 'Decommissioned' official Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! We got Chip pans, Hot water bottles and 4 different flavours of Crisp available now Visit decommissioned.co.uk
Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk
You can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!
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Email us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk
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On the latest episode of Decommissioned we discuss another Decommissioned celebrity. (identity hidden)
find out why Barbers could be the next profession to be decommissioned.
Boddingtons bitter is back being brewed in Manchester and the mayor of Japan absolutely loves it!!!
Wingman has messed up with the prices on Our official 'DECOMMISSIONED' merchandise crisp. It's costing the company a fortune! But we now have official Decommissioned Hot Water Bottles for sale.
New 'Decommissioned' Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk
And we are going to do a LIVE stream for episode 21 its happening on Friday 7th November. You need to subscribe to our YouTube channel @decommissioneduk
You can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!!
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We wanted to pay our respects to Manchester Boxing Legend Ricky Hatton and share some of our memories over the years.
Did you know there is a £5 note floating about the northwest of England that's worth £20,000 check your pockets!!!
And Its official you can now call your boss a DICKHEAD and not get sacked.
Our official 'DECOMMISSIONED' signed crisps are now available in 4 different flavours and they are flying off the shelves.
And we are going to do a LIVE stream for episode 21 its happening on Friday 7th November. You need to subscribe to our YouTube channel @decommissioneduk
New 'Decommissioned' Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk
You can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!!
Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk
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Quick question - Do you ever look and laugh at an animals bollocks?
Rob has to put tape over his mouth at the start of the episode because one of the team has lost a family member.
And we are going to do a LIVE stream for episode 21 you need to subscribe to our YouTube channel @decommissioneduk
New 'Decommissioned' Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk
You can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!!
Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk
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Wingman has got really drunk and The Decommissioned podcast has been told to look for another studio.
We read congratulation emails from listeners to Rachel.
Rob gets stuck in traffic and has to 'Bear Grylls' it.
Wingman has a dilemma with a injured builder
We give an update on our merchandise. Chip pans are sill available. Unfortunately plenty left!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk NOW!!
Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything you hear on the podcast. We are open 24 hours a day!!
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Rachel has some MASSIVE news!!!
Rob asks if 'Tune of the Summer' is still a thing
And Wingman has sorted our first Decommissioned merchandise. Check out decommissioned.co.uk and be the first to buy our new branded deep fat frying pan.
Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything you hear on the podcast. We are open 24 hours a day!!
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Rob goes to a funeral and Mr Bean is a priest.
Rach joins us from her holiday in Cyprus don't tell the burglars.
Get a pen and paper cause we think we've found the future of porn.
And we've only gone and found CLINK CLINK he's come in with a hat on so let's see if he's still bald?
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'Decommissioned' have let a monster in.
They have invited their editor to actually tell them what he thinks for the podcast.
What stays? What's gone forever?
He doesn't want to be there. They soon won't!!
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Rach has killed two fish, but it's Rob that's the psychopath!! Worrying times for the people of Wigan.
Do you know what a Kum bang or a Tit-Bore is? Rob, Rach and Wingman have a good guess.
Find out the latest applicant to try and rent our 'Decommissioned Bucket'
And Wingman's nicked a tool box off a kid.
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How far can Peacocks fly?
Who gets our 'Decommissioned Bucket' this week?
A man goes to Turkey to get a hight reduction.
Has Producer Clink Clink quit and stolen all Wingman's Tesco Clubcard points?
And why is a washing-machine-minute not a minute?
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Who deserves a Golden Kangaroo and who defiantly needs to hand theirs back?
Rachel thinks she's going grey or has her hairdresser planted it?
find out what a euphoric tickle is. quite possibly the best tickle in the history of tickles!!
And how much would you pay for seat 11A?
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Wingman’s dad is the Willy Wonker of a soap factory.
Find out if German’s Tut.
Can an elephant take it’s alcohol? Does it become aggressive or a flirt?
Page 3 is making a comeback with a twist.
And this week Rach attempts to get a job at a Bingo Hall.
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Oasis are in town. One member of Decomissioned went to watch them. One gave up his tickets to wear his slippers at home.
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Find out the real reason why Cats are terrified of Cucumbers!!!
Listener Abigail tries to rent our 'Decommissioned Bucket' but is her reason good enough?
Rachel has had her first trial taste of work since being sacked. It's never gonna last.
And are we any closer to getting re-commissioned?
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Rob’s sacked off social media, but now he’s obsessed with buyin’ trunks on Vinted. His wife has had enough!
Wingman and Rach have loads of shoes but Rob has just one pair and believes it makes the stress of life so much easier.
And apparently, in the future we’ll all own nowt but still be happy. Everything’ll be rented; washers, sofas, even your telly. But no one’s rentin’ buckets… so we’re gettin’ in early. Fancy renting our Decommissioned Bucket? apply here: contact@decommissioned.co.uk
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On this episode Rach has gone and applied for yet another job – this time walkin’ dogs. Could you pick up a dog’s poo that’s not even yours?
Rob once went for a job at Sky Digital but didn’t get it 'cos of his dodgy ladder technique. He’s not been right with ladders since.
Do foreigners tut, or is that just us Brits? When’s the last time you tutted, Wingman’s tut is proper pathetic.
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