We can't be bargained with.  We can't be reasoned with.  We don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And we absolutely will not stop....ever, until we talk about The Terminator!

Don't we make you laugh? Aren't we f@#$*n' funny?

Take a break from pissing on the ancestral tree and join us as we discuss Midsommar.

What if we told you that today you'll leave here different?  We're talking to you.  Right here, you are going to hear an absolute spectacle.

This is for all you new people, we only have one rule:  Everyone fights, no one quits, if you don't do your job, I'll shoot you. Do you get me?

Don't go hiking.

We've been away for a while.  Sorry, we were grounded.  We threw our grandmother down a flight of stairs.

Brave the wilderness with us as we discuss Lord of the Flies.   Our new intro music was written and performed by Burgen Simpson.  Check him out on Facebook and iTunes as Variant of Dissonance.

Pain has a face....let us show it to you.

Remember.....We are one.

What a lovely day for an exorcism!

We're coming to get you Barbara!

In dreams we walk with you.

Well now, we're not gonna talk about Judy.  In fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all, we're gonna keep her out of it.

We've met before, haven't we?  We're in your house.  You invited us in.  It's not our custom to go where we're not wanted.

No hay podcast!  There is no podcast! Il n'est pas de podcast! This is all.....a recording.  No hay podcast! And yet we hear a podcast.  If we want to hear about Mulholland Drive and David Lynch.....listen.

Well, folks, we're pushing' the ol' beds back together for this special episode from your favorite(?) creepy couple! We talk our big move, and what life looks like adjusting to a new culture, college, and firefighting. There will be some broken limbs, cavemen, and Sammy Hagar. Welcome to the Deep South!

Join us this week as we discuss Todd McFarlane's, Spawn.

Join us as we descend to the bottom of the well with Isabel and discuss Coraline.

In space, no one can hear you scream....but you can still listen as we discuss the 1979 classic, Alien.