Austin and Gloria discuss Austin's transformation into a fuckboy, dodge the fireworks being set off outside their apartment when they were recording and ponder why Andrew Lawrence was so ripped at the age of 13.
Austin and Gloria discuss Gloria getting a new job and Austin getting a tattoo, rank the BTS members ALDC pyramid style and discuss Kimberly J. Brown's triumphant return to our television sets!
Gloria and Austin discuss Gloria's trip across the pond as well as our many apartment endeavors, how Gemini season is a fugly slut and reminisce on all of the horse girls we knew from church (Southern Baptist)!
Austin and Gloria discuss finally moving into their new apartment, the craziness that has ensued since moving into said apartment, and this very strange but honestly very entertaining movie!
We are back for season 2! This week, Gloria and Austin discuss their disastrous apartment finding process, their love for golden boy, Frankie Muniz, and Gloria gives us her most shocking DCOM ranking yet!
Austin and Gloria discuss Austin joining ARMY and becoming a huge BTS fan, cosplay going on first dates and enjoy all of the 2000s lingo that this movie blessed us with!
SPECIAL EPISODE ALERT: Get an exclusive listen to our first attempt at recording our "Alley Cats Strike" episode! Come along with us and listen as Alley Cats Strike slowly destroys what positive mental health we have left and leap for joy as we are impromptuly joined by friend of the pod, Kaylee Radney!
Austin and Gloria discuss the potential for fornication on New Years (yes, this episode was recorded last year), Kaley Cuoco's back surgery from carrying this movie on her back, and how awful this movie is (so awful, we had to record the episode twice)!
Friend of the pod, Juan Granados, joins us as we discuss Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure! Take a deep dive with us as we examine just how integral Kenny Ortega was to the HSM franchise, how dirty they did Sharpay in this movie, and how this movie went wrong...like really...it's not good...at all.
Friend of the pod, Jada Harris, is back as we tackle the Teen Choice Award winning musi-CAL, High School Musical 2, starring beloved actor, Miley Cyrus! Join us as we discuss the REAL reason Chad and Ryan switched shirts in that one scene, rehash high school band memories, and listen to Gloria's bad song opinions!
DCOM and Drink is back from our hiatus and thrilled to be starting our second season! Join us as we dissect the most popular DCOM of all time, Gloria discovers that Kenny Ortega is in fact gay and as we painstakingly rank all of the songs in this iconic movie!
Austin and Gloria take a deep dive into one of the most controversial DCOMs ever, explore the history behind the film, and discuss hematomas!
Gloria and Austin discuss how quickly Austin's life fell apart between podcast episodes, role play as "DaddyLongFist" and "MommaMasturbate", and discuss this campy superhero movie that maybe, just might, be better than Avengers' Endgame!
Special Guest Jada Harris joins Austin and Gloria to discuss the trauma our high school band director caused us, how boring and bland this movie is, and the greatest betrayal in history: the recasting of Marnie Piper!
Special Guest Kaylee Radney joins Austin and Gloria to discuss all of their illnesses (both physical and mental), rat out Gwen Piper for being a hoe, and look back at this movie with fond (?) memories!
Austin and Gloria discuss the inner machinations of their minds, reflect on this thing we do called life, and the dethroning of Joey Lawrence as being the hottest Lawrence brother.
