I'm tired. And it's so warm in my bed. Maybe I'll just stay here a little longer, under my sheets, engulphed in a cotton sea. I won't go to class, what's one more absence gonna do anyways?

ARE YOU THINKING LIKE THIS? YES? WELL STOP IT!!!

It's almost finals and we want you to get up up up! Get going and get angry! You hate your teacher? Get an A on that exam to show them what for! (and then put bees in their desk) BUT GET UP AND GET GOING BABY!

Blah blah blah gossip. So what? Learn about what with doctor Angel Hoekstra of Anglo American University, professor of Sociology! Hear all the latest deets and societal qualms from some of our most avid listeners.

Shout out to our new collaborator, Lennon Wall Magazine!

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Whispers from a generation of screenagers, degenerates, and losers. Someone needs to give them a platform to speak. And that someone is Cows With Typewriter.

Question of today: Is gossip a good thing?

Also special thanks to our musical guest, Hello London! Check them out on Instagram @hellolondonmusic

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This episode knows no bounds. It does not fear borders, time, or corners. The Cows create perhaps the most harrowing episode yet, testing the bounds of modern-day podcast praxis.

Listen to interviews of three different guests, over three different points of time. First, dive into the River Thames that is Archibald Babinec's mind. Next, meet up with Dylan Thomas (not the writer, sorry), and answer your life-long question of 'why?'. Finally, sit and talk with Jai Davila as she epitomizes the youth vote.

Thank you so much to our loyal friends and listeners!